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MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆

    Entire Christmas copypasta

    MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGOT*🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦
    
    SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

    Fidget spinner

      Im 👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!
      if my girl👧😍and fidget spinner߷ both dying😱and I can only save one 😤😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎
      It sickens 😤😷 me that people associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with autism. 😢🙏 I'll have you know 🎓🔬 that mastering 🏆1⃣ the ߷fidget spinner߷ is no easy feat. 🚀🌕 You have no idea 💡🤔 how much time🕐📆, effort🎻🚴, and money💵💰 I put into this passion 💘🌹 of mine. I had to sell 💸😭 to three of my hghest ⬆💎💯 quality vape pens 🚬🚬🚬 and work ⏰👷 additional hours at Best Buy 👔💳💵 in order to be able 🏃💪 to afford the limited 👄🎀💲 addition Triple 🐉🐉🐉 Dragon Deluxe™ ߷fidget spinner߷. You have no 🙅❌⛔ idea how long I trained 🚴🏊🏈to master the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, do you train 🚄🚂 for 8 hours a day, every 🙌📆 day to perfect 🚩💎💯 something you are "passionate" 💖💋🏇 about? Didn't think so. 👊😠❌ And I'm not even done 🏁🚗🏁 perfecting my form 🔴🔶⬛ yet. You see, the ߷fidget spinner߷ is much more than a toy📱🎁🎠: it is the most unique 🌠❄👀 and inspirational ⛪🙏🏆 form of art 🎷🎬💃 of the 21st century 📱💾🚇 only respected by the most 🎓📚📝 intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest 🏂🚴🏆 "athletes" put as much time 🕐📆 into perfecting their sport ⚽🏀🏈 as we do into mastering the ߷fidget spinner߷. Tell me, what "sport" ⚽🏀🏈 requires as much concentration, 🔬🔍👓 effort, 💪🏇🔨 flexibility, 💃🐍🍝 and intellect 📙📚✏ than the art 🎷🎬💃 of performing the perfect 💞🌀spin♻🔁? I'll answer 💡🔦☀ that for you: none of them. 😡🙅❌ I swear, if I ever 👂hear👂 someone associate ߷fidget spinners߷ with "autism" 😢🙏 again, I will be more than willing 👊👊👊 to put then in the ground. 🔫🔪⬇ I wouldn't fucking care ✊😤 if I was put in jail. 👮🚓🔐 I am willing to sacrifice ⛪🙏 my own well-being 💅👅💄 to defend 🗽💂🚯 not just my passion ߷߷߷, but my ߷߷life߷߷.
      Today 👨🏾📅daddy ❤️😘💯 had me over at his house 🏡🌊 for a pool 🏊 ⛱💦 party 🎉😁 with some🙈🕶⛱ of his friends 👫😒 👬 i knocked 🛎on his front ➡️ door🚪🏠and he 👨🏾😄 opened🔄➰ it and he took↗️☑️ me out🔚 to the pool🔱😇 to where his 👨🏾👨🏼😃friends were 💞💓and it was so hot♨️😣🛑💯 outside so i jumped🏊‍♂️😱💦 in the pool and when 🕒🕣i got out ⬆️⛔️there was water 💧💦 dripping 💧😨💦 down my cute 💓🧡🍒tiny princess 👑 👸 bikini 👙💝and daddy 👨🏼💀got angry 😡😱🚫at me 😼😿🤠because i was making him👍✊hard👉👌🍆 in front of his friends 👀👅so he took me😏😍 back to his room 😱👀🛏 and told me😖to take off 🔞🎀my tiny pink🎀🛍 bikini 👙so i did👅🍆 and i didn’t know 🚺❓🧠 what he 🚷was gonna ⁉️⚠️do and then daddy 😏😱reached over 👉🌚and opened⛓💉 his desk drawer 🚺✅☀️and pulled ➿↗️🔗out a fidget🖍🔓 spinner 🌀🌀and he spun😏😱💉 it so fast 🌀🌀vsssssshhh 🌀💦😱wow⚠️ it spun🍆💦🌀 so quick ➿then he told 🔊💬🙈🙊me🐤 to lay down 💏🛌📢on 🛃the bed 🛏 and open 🆙❤️my legs👀 for daddy 👨🏼 so i did 🆗🚺and daddy spun🌀💦👨🏼👀 the fidget 🍆➿spinner🌀➿ as fast 💨 🔥 as he could 🙊and put it up🆙⬆️ my tight⚫️❗️ little princess 👸 👑 ass oh it felt 💎💸so good the 🌀🌀vssshhhhh🌀🌀 spinning of the fidget💎🛠spinner felt👸 so good🎖🎢🎡 then daddy 👨🏼👨🏿got another2️⃣ fidget 🌀spinner 🌀and spun➿➿ them both 2️⃣up ⬆️my tiny ass🙊 "oh yes"💬 i said 💬to daddy 👨🏼and he spun🌀💯 them and i could feel❗️👀💨 my tiny ass 💨🍆tearing💉💨😱 in half😰😰 and it was so cute😍😍 i love❤️💞💓💯 daddy 👨🏼👨🏻so much❤️❤️💯😘😍

      Minang😎deng😳laka😱kinang😬siuang🤠

        MINANG😎DENG😳LAKA😱KINANG🥵SIUANG🤠MINANG😯SUANG😅LAKA😡KINANG🥰NENG😎🙏
        Minang😎deng😳laka😱kinang😬siuang🤠kidang😮suang😅laka😠kingnang🥰neng😎🙏
        Minang😎Deng😳laka😱
        kinang🥵siuang🤠minang😲
        suang😅laka😁kingnang🥰neng😎🙏🏻
        minang😎deng😭laka🤧kinang😁suiang😜menang🤤suaing🥵laka😖kingnang😤neng🥰
        MINANG😎DENG😳LAKA😱
        KINANG🥵SIUONG🤪MINANG😉
        SIOUNG😝LAKA😁KINANG😳NENG😎
        MINANG😎DENG😳LAKA😱KINANG🥵SIUANG🤠MINANG😯SUANG😅LAKA😡KINANG🥰NENG🤑
        MINANG😎DENG😳LAKA😱KINANG🥵SUAMG🤠KINANG😯SUAMG😅LAKA😤KINGNANG🥰NENG😎

        MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌

          MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌ONLY THREE MORE COVID🦠VARIANTS🤤UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you 🅱OOSTED💉SLUTS👅👀 It’s time to get on that COVID Grindset™ before you get 🤯infected🍆🍆🍆by the SUPERIOR😤variant‼‼ The sixth 6️⃣wave🌊👋 is CUMMING💦💦📈🅱eta males at the bottom😓👇of the corona🍺sexual🥵 hierarchy 🏆 should ☠prepare to get FUCKED🍑🍆this time⌛ by the extra👌large🤪spike👆protein mutation☢🤤😫 Send this to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your most IMMUNO⛔COMPROMISED🚫😨😨 friends💩otherwise😳there will be💀 another VERY long📏🍆LOCK🔐DOWN🙈‼‼

          Omicron is here 😱🍆

            🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 OMICRON VARIANT IS HERE 😱GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC 2️⃣⏺0️⃣!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium sluts 🦠🦠🦠 💦 the CD-Semen officially DICKlared 🤒 Omicron a Variant 😵 of CUMcern 😮😮 so you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 President HOE 👨🏼‍🦳 Biden put a Travel Ban ❌ in full effect 👊🏼 from South ASSrica 🇿🇦, THOTswana 🇧🇼😂, LesotHOE🇱🇸➡️ ☣️ and several other AfriCUM nations‼️‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this dick! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get dicked 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 dat BOOSTER SHOT🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest whores. 👀 👀 Or else you’ll get 🍆BUTT FUCKED 🍆 by Dirty Dr. Fauci 😱😱😱

            Happy Thotsgiving 💦🦃🍴👅

              Another Thanksgiving copypasta

              HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🍴👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩 UR MY FAVORITE HO 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL 2 HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦🍂 🍂SEND THIS 2 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS U KNO OR YOU WON'T GET ANY 💦💦GRAVY💦💦 🦃😩😏 IF U GET 3 BACK THEN U REALLY A HO 👌🏼👌