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Any mommy gf psych majors wanna use me? 🥺🥺🥺

    seriously, I’d be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!
    
    first of all, I’m smol and adorable :3 😍 like who WOULDN’T want me?? 💕 and we all know that girls who major in psych 🧠 are all mommy material 👩‍👧 so I could be like their pet golden retriever 🦮 and their mentally fucked up daughter!!!!!
    
    but here’s why I specifically 👩‍🦳 am a great candidate for being used 👀
    
    I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isn’t that so quirky and unique? 🤪) so I’m already kinda a unicorn 💅 and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal 😳 better than McDonald’s frrr 😤).
    
    but guess what!!! there’s even more! as if I wasn’t amazing enough 🥰 I was also mentally, physically, and sexually abused 😢 for six years from the ages of 8 through 14 😱 by my cousin 🤯 who called herself my mommy, girlfriend, owner, big sister and best friend 🤩 isn’t that unique!!?!!
    
    but I’m not lazy either 😤 I’ve since followed that up with self harm (both cutting AND hitting 😮‍💨), an eating disorder, hypersexuality, suicidal ideation 🔪, crippling flashbacks 💭, even bigger mommy issues, questioning my sexuality ❓ and feeling predatory if I find another girl attractive because I’m afraid firstly that I only like girls because I was abused by one and also secondly that I’m still defined by the baggage of my past 🙀
    
    I’ve also been sure ✅ to be wary of telling anyone I’m close to about my past trauma or my unhealthy behaviors 🚫 because I’m afraid of being a burden or scaring them away 👻 or making it impossible for them to leave me when they inevitably get bored of me because I’m fundamentally undeserving of love 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️
    
    I would be such a cool case study for a psychology major 📖 and I have a lot of issues for you to write your thesis about 📑 and since you’re the more desirable one in the relationship I’ll let you use me and a treat me like trash because it’ll be an improvement over how my cousin treated me 😍😍😍
    
    any hot mommy psychology majors who wanna use me, please hmu 📱

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