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    Hey <insert name>๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ I have researched it extensively! ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽ“I found out that <brand>โ„ข๏ธ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ“Š I also found out that almost 99% ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ of distributors don't actually make money ๐Ÿ’ฐ but lose money ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ that will never happen. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
    
    They count on your upline to brainwash ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ›€you into believing that you are your own CEO ๐Ÿฅณ and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money ๐Ÿ’ฒ from your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ปin your spare time ๐Ÿ•‘ but if you fail to meet goals ๐Ÿ… it's your fault for not working ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ชhard enough and that most businesses lose money ๐Ÿ“‰ their first year or two and you just have to stick ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars ๐Ÿ’ธ extra per month ๐Ÿ—“ while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes ๐Ÿ›ซand yachts๐Ÿ›ณโš“
    
    So no ๐Ÿ›‘ ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšฆ, i am not interested in your pyramid๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ scheme and hope that you will wake up โฐ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ to their predatory ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ•ธ tactics. You can ignore ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š these facts but don't say I never warned โš ๏ธโ˜ขโ˜ฃ๐Ÿšซ you, hun! ๐ŸŒนโš˜
    
    Best of luck ๐Ÿ€and cheers! ๐Ÿฅ‚
    Open Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹!
    Hey hun๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹! Did you know ๐Ÿง that lavender oil cures leukemia ๐Ÿ™Š? Itโ€™s the simple ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ and all-natural ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒทway to get out of that hospital bed ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿค’! Chemo ๐Ÿคฎ and bone marrow transplants ๐Ÿ˜ต are yucky ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž. Your doctor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ will tell you that essential oils canโ€™t cure cancer ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค but what does he know ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ? Donโ€™t spend your money ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ต or time โฐ on that poison โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ. For only $50 I can hook you up ๐Ÿ˜‰ with an amazing ๐Ÿ’… starter kit of essential oils ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜! Protect you ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ and your family๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ with this incredible offer ๐Ÿ™Œ!
    
    momboss #bossbitch #ladyboss #boss bae #girlboss #myownboss #livingmybestlife #boymom #momlife #ilovemyjob #workhardplayhard #no9to5 #byebyecancer #nomorecancer #thisgavemecancer #toddlers #oils #hashtag
    Open Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹
    Hey babe! โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹ I've just come into some really ๐Ÿ’•great๐Ÿ’• opportunities with this amazing team of women, and since that opportunity is still available of course I thought of you ;) They're looking for hard working ladies๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ who want to empower each other by starting their own businesses! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I know that sounds scary but just wait until you see the paycheck at the end of it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ˜ You can be your ๐Ÿ‘own๐Ÿ‘boss๐Ÿ‘ and take control of YOUR finan- lol just kidding could you imagine
    Open Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
    Hey hun!! ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Itโ€™s been way too long ๐Ÿ“† since we last spoke! I was wondering ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญhave you ever heard of the โœŠ๐Ÿป Ku Klux Klan๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป? The Klan is a ๐Ÿ†’ super fun ๐Ÿคช and affordable ๐Ÿ’ธ way to feel superior to everyone of inferior races ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ! I just need FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ more members ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ to hit goal ๐Ÿฅ…โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธfor this month! If you sign up ๐Ÿ“ today you get a lot of fun ๐Ÿ˜‹ perks! Youโ€™ll get a free white hood ๐Ÿ‘ป, a brand new torch ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, a copy of Mein Kampf ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š, and a delusional sense of grandeur๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ! Hope to hear from you soon ๐Ÿ˜˜!!
    Open Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹
    Hey queens ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‹ did you know ๐Ÿ”โœ๏ธ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ from HOME ๐Ÿ˜ every MONTH โŒš๏ธ by simply joining MY team ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ and selling this AMAZING โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ product???? All you have to do ๐Ÿ‘„โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ is ADD lots of people on facebook that you have ONE ๐Ÿ–• or TWO โœŒ๏ธ mutual friends with ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ or message people you havenโ€™t talked to in AT LEAST five โœ‹ years, saying ๐Ÿค  โ€œhey fatty!! Youโ€™re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills ๐ŸŒˆ you fuckin skank ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ?? Message me for more info ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ gross bitch!!! Xoxoxoxoโ€
    
    I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shit
    Open What's up guys
    What's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
    
    ๐ŸšซNo bleaches ๐ŸšซNo peroxide, harsh chemicals, or sugars โœ”๏ธDentist recommended โœ”๏ธKids โค๏ธ it ๐Ÿ˜ŽAmazing for wine ๐Ÿท coffee โ˜•๏ธ and nicotine โœ”๏ธWhitens caps and veneers ๐Ÿค‘Way less ๐Ÿ’ฐ than whitening strips
    
    ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor PM๐Ÿ“ฉ me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturdayโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ•บ
    Open Hey guys as a student
    Hey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ต . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationshipsโœด๏ธโ™ฅ. Wow the power of social media!!!!๐Ÿ”ฅ with that being said:
    
    Looking to make some extra cash๐Ÿ’ฐ?
    
    โœ…no membership/start up fee โœ…free coaching/mentoring โœ…go at your own pace โœ…work from home and your phone
    
    Feel free to connect ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผor inbox me I would love to share this with you โ€ผ๏ธ
    Open Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
    Let's get something straight. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. ๐Ÿคฏ KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ธ We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿคฌ If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿ˜ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฝ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ธ

    Any mommy gf psych majors wanna use me? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

      seriously, Iโ€™d be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!
      
      first of all, Iโ€™m smol and adorable :3 ๐Ÿ˜ like who WOULDNโ€™T want me?? ๐Ÿ’• and we all know that girls who major in psych ๐Ÿง  are all mommy material ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง so I could be like their pet golden retriever ๐Ÿฆฎ and their mentally fucked up daughter!!!!!
      
      but hereโ€™s why I specifically ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณ am a great candidate for being used ๐Ÿ‘€
      
      I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isnโ€™t that so quirky and unique? ๐Ÿคช) so Iโ€™m already kinda a unicorn ๐Ÿ’… and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal ๐Ÿ˜ณ better than McDonaldโ€™s frrr ๐Ÿ˜ค).
      
      but guess what!!! thereโ€™s even more! as if I wasnโ€™t amazing enough ๐Ÿฅฐ I was also mentally, physically, and sexually abused ๐Ÿ˜ข for six years from the ages of 8 through 14 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ by my cousin ๐Ÿคฏ who called herself my mommy, girlfriend, owner, big sister and best friend ๐Ÿคฉ isnโ€™t that unique!!?!!
      
      but Iโ€™m not lazy either ๐Ÿ˜ค Iโ€™ve since followed that up with self harm (both cutting AND hitting ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ), an eating disorder, hypersexuality, suicidal ideation ๐Ÿ”ช, crippling flashbacks ๐Ÿ’ญ, even bigger mommy issues, questioning my sexuality โ“ and feeling predatory if I find another girl attractive because Iโ€™m afraid firstly that I only like girls because I was abused by one and also secondly that Iโ€™m still defined by the baggage of my past ๐Ÿ™€
      
      Iโ€™ve also been sure โœ… to be wary of telling anyone Iโ€™m close to about my past trauma or my unhealthy behaviors ๐Ÿšซ because Iโ€™m afraid of being a burden or scaring them away ๐Ÿ‘ป or making it impossible for them to leave me when they inevitably get bored of me because Iโ€™m fundamentally undeserving of love ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
      
      I would be such a cool case study for a psychology major ๐Ÿ“– and I have a lot of issues for you to write your thesis about ๐Ÿ“‘ and since youโ€™re the more desirable one in the relationship Iโ€™ll let you use me and a treat me like trash because itโ€™ll be an improvement over how my cousin treated me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
      
      any hot mommy psychology majors who wanna use me, please hmu ๐Ÿ“ฑ

      I, your savior, have arrived๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…AMA

        I am a CEO๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผof a major mouthwash company, millionaire philanthropist and sexer๐Ÿ’ฆ of females๐Ÿ˜Œ.Im here to give tips on dating females and also๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธto help you all unlearn toxicโš ๏ธ incel cultureโš ๏ธthereby improving your interactions with females๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆณand sex life greatly. So AMA. Yes, I am your saviorโ˜บ๏ธNo need to thank me, peasants๐Ÿ˜‚I am the greatest, I repeat, the GREATEST sexer of females of all time and by following my teachings, you may also be like me๐Ÿ˜…but not me tho๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

        CUMGRESSIONAL๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธASE๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธALLโšพ๏ธ DAY

          In the year of our lord 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ, the founding daddies๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ of this great nation๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ signed the Dicklaration๐Ÿ† of Indepenis๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคค. Now, over twoโœŒ๏ธ salaciously๐Ÿ‘… sensual๐Ÿ‘„ centuries๐Ÿ’ฏ later, their fullest, girthiest๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ vision๐Ÿ‘€ is being realized: that's right, today is the day๐Ÿ“… of the annual CUMGRESSIONAL๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธASE-cock-and-๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธALL-tortureโšพ๏ธ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜˜ GAME!!! Today, the donkey-dicked๐Ÿด Democrats๐Ÿ’™ go head-to-head๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ง with the ravenously๐Ÿ˜‹ raunchy๐Ÿคฌ Republicans๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฉ in a heated๐Ÿ”ฅ competition that'll make you wish๐Ÿคž you were out there๐Ÿงข with them fondling their ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธallsโšพ๏ธโšพ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜› and swinging those things๐Ÿ๐Ÿ† around. Make sure to root, root, root for the hoe๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคช team; if they don't win, it's a walk๐Ÿšท of shame๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’”!!! Keep an eye๐Ÿ‘ out for all those House hotties๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต and Senate sex๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’ฆ symbolsโ™‚๏ธโ™€๏ธ in all their voluptuously ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธootylicious๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธaseball ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธeauty๐Ÿ˜, and remember๐Ÿค”: it's 1๏ธโƒฃ, 2๏ธโƒฃ, 3๏ธโƒฃ strokesโœŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ† and you're OUT๐ŸŒˆ  at the old ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธallโšพ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ game!!! Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your most provocative๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ณ political๐Ÿ› pals๐Ÿคโ€ผ๏ธ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ-5๏ธโƒฃ back, you're a Ted Cruz-y๐Ÿคข floozy๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ! If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ-๐Ÿ”Ÿ back, you're a cumgressional๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธall ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธoy candickdate๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคง! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿโž•๏ธ back, you're one of the Mommy๐Ÿคฑ Pelosi๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธall slurping๐Ÿ‘… virtuosi!!!

          Lil Whip ๐Ÿฆ Lil Whip ๐Ÿฅถ

            MMMMMM ๐Ÿ˜‹, Lil Whip ๐Ÿฆ Lil Whip ๐Ÿฅถ Lil Whip ๐Ÿจ, MMMMMM ๐Ÿ˜‹, take your pick ๐ŸŽฏ, take a lick ๐Ÿ‘…, just like this MMMMMM ๐Ÿ˜‹, whip it up ๐Ÿง, Lil Whippin in your cup ๐Ÿฅค, MMMMMM ๐Ÿ˜‹, lil whippin ๐Ÿฆ dripping ๐Ÿ’งflavor ๐Ÿคคthatโ€™s whatโ€™s up ๐Ÿ˜Ž

            im ๐Ÿ˜Š sorry but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ your memes โœ‹ are ๐Ÿ™ cataclysmically unfunny

              im ๐Ÿ˜Š sorry but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ your memes โœ‹ are ๐Ÿ™ cataclysmically unfunny, ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— everytime you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ send ๐Ÿ’Œ one i just ๐Ÿ’ฆ dont get ๐Ÿ‰ a single ๐Ÿ–ฅ laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ when ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ•• watching, ๐Ÿ‘€ just ๐Ÿ—ผ when โฐ watching, ๐Ÿ‘€ i cant even ๐Ÿ‘Žโฏ act like they ๐Ÿ’† are ๐Ÿ…ฑ funny and ๐Ÿ’ i never get slight joy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š of your memes, ๐Ÿƒ they ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ฅ always feel ๐Ÿ˜ like ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿป an ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿป inconvenience, and ๐Ÿ‘ใ€ฐ i ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšซ dont ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ™… like ๐Ÿ‘‰ how ๐Ÿค” you ๐Ÿ‘‰ simp for ๐Ÿ“€ slump6s (bc ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ he ๐Ÿ‘ฆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ ugly obviously) like, ๐Ÿ˜ช whats ๐Ÿ‘‹ the point of you ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ sending memes? you โค are ๐Ÿ“‰โ™€ like ๐Ÿผ the ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฅ daily ๐Ÿ’ฐ dose of ๐Ÿ‘ธ internet but way โ†•โ†— more uninteresting.