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ฑ๏ธosomed Gaia๐, transmundane MILF๐ฉโ๐ผ๐๐ฅบ extraordinaire๐๐ฅ. Unable to stifle her insatiable๐คค thirst๐ผ, she succ๐
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ฑ๏ธang๐๐ฅต. From Mommy๐ณ Gaia's luscious๐ loins๐ฆต๐ถ๐ฆต gushed๐ซ๐ฆ forth our galaxy๐ as we know it, positioning all of the heavenly๐ผ๐ฅด bodies๐ซ๐ฆถ๐ for our voyeuristic๐ญ pleasure๐ฉ. Today, we celebrate๐๐พ the fruits๐๐๐ฅญ of her nebulussy๐ป๐พ on this, the start of VIRGHOE๐๐โ๏ธ SEASONโผ๏ธ Despite the puritanicalโ๏ธ connotations of the name, the true spirit๐ป of Virghoe๐
Season lies in the position of Uranus๐ relative to the ass-ending๐ต Scorpenis๐ฅโ๏ธ of Taurusโ๏ธ๐ (watch out๐ for those bull๐ฎ balls๐โฝ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ). One may also consider in this equationโ๏ธ the glistening๐ง leviathan๐ dong๐ of Aquariusโ๏ธ penetrating the ass๐tral plane and the sheer force with which Ariesโ๏ธ will ram๐ the black hole๐ณ that formed during the venereal๐ equinox๐๐. If the gods smile๐ fortunately upon us, you may even be blessed๐ with the celestial twin๐ฌcest๐ฅต of the Geminiโ๏ธ. Send this to 1๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ of your most amorous๐ ass๐trological amigos๐ฐ๐: if you get 0๏ธโฃ-5๏ธโฃ back, you are the Zodiacโ๏ธ Killer's๐ก next target๐ฏ. If you get 5๏ธโฃ-๐ back, it's a signโ๏ธโ๏ธ of good balanceโ๏ธ in your cock๐mic energies๐. If you get ๐โ๏ธ back, your whore๐oscope predicts a level of fulfill๐ment that's off the chartsโ๏ธโ๏ธโผ๏ธHey you ๐ฝspace ๐ซ๐ธwhores ๐
! In remembrance of our baddest bitch ๐ฅ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ Pluto being demoted 1๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ years ago, lets get ๐ซฆ NASAty ๐๐ฆ Strap on your rocket ๐ and make sure to go beyond the astroid โ๏ธโ๏ธ belt to the gASS ๐ช๐ giants ๐ and explore ๐ญ the rings โญ๏ธ๐
๐ฆ of Uranus ๐ Beware to not get sucked ๐คค into the black hole ๐ ๐ณMake sure not ๐
๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ to FAKE โผ๏ธit like the ๐ moon ๐ landing ๐ธ Send this to ๐ of your starry ๐ซ๐ซ CUNTstellations ๐ซฆ๐ฆ If you get 9๏ธโฃ back, youโre astroNAUGHTY ๐๐๐ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, your helmet ๐จ๐ปโ๐game ๐
is out of this world ๐ ๐คฏ๐คค If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, youโre being demoted ๐๐๐ผITS CORN ๐ฝ A BIG๐ฝ LUMP WITH KNOBS๐นIT HAS THE JUICE๐ง(โจ ๐ผ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ธ๐โจ) I CANT โIMAGINE๐ง A MORE โจBEAUTIFULโจTHING ITS ๐ฝCORN๐ฝ I CAN TELL ๐YOU ALL ABOUT IT ๐ I MEAN LOOK๐AT THIS THING๐ฝ WHEN I TRIED IT WITH ๐ง BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED ๐ฅHey <insert name>๐โโ๏ธ Yes, I have heard about <product/company> ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ I have researched it extensively! ๐ฉโ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐I found out that <brand>โข๏ธ is structured as a MLM/direct sales/network marketing company ๐ช๐ I also found out that almost 99% ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ of distributors don't actually make money ๐ฐ but lose money ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ธ. The company doesn't make its money by you selling their products but by you signing up to continuously buy their products under the guise of you owning a business ๐ค๐คซ and needing to buy products yourself in order to grow your business and make money ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค that will never happen. ๐๐
They count on your upline to brainwash ๐ง๐คฏ๐งผ๐งฝ๐ฟ๐you into believing that you are your own CEO ๐ฅณ and to buy-in is the only way to achieve your dreams ๐ด๐ด๐ค ๐๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ They mislead you by telling you that it's easy to make extra money ๐ฒ from your phone ๐ฑ๐ปin your spare time ๐ but if you fail to meet goals ๐
it's your fault for not working ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐ชhard enough and that most businesses lose money ๐ their first year or two and you just have to stick ๐๐with it when in reality they only want you to keep selling and recruiting so your upline can make tens of dollars ๐ธ extra per month ๐ while the real CEOs steal your cash to buy their private planes ๐ซand yachts๐ณโ
So no ๐ ๐ง๐ฆ, i am not interested in your pyramid๐บ๏ธ scheme and hope that you will wake up โฐ๐ณ๐ฑ๐คฌ to their predatory ๐ท๐
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I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500 but also fuck off and stop messaging me about this kind of shitWhat's up guys so a friend of mine [redacted] has introduced to this teeth whitening tooth paste. It's something that has shown results and if you're interested just know it has:
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๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผor PM๐ฉ me to get yours with my big order going out this Saturdayโผ๏ธ๐๐บHey guys as a student, one thing Im really in need of is money ๐ต ๐ต . This experience has not only helped me with that but also helped form new relationshipsโด๏ธโฅ. Wow the power of social media!!!!๐ฅ with that being said:
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Feel free to connect ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผor inbox me I would love to share this with you โผ๏ธLet's get something straight. ๐ฃ A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. ๐คฏ KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. ๐ต ๐ธ We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. ๐ ๐ ๐ Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. ๐ซ ๐ฅด ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐คฌ If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. ๐คฏ๐ค ๐ โค๏ธ ๐ฝ ๐ ๐ธseriously, Iโd be such a catch for a hot mommy gf psychology major!
first of all, Iโm smol and adorable :3 ๐ like who WOULDNโT want me?? ๐ and we all know that girls who major in psych ๐ง are all mommy material ๐ฉโ๐ง so I could be like their pet golden retriever ๐ฆฎ and their mentally fucked up daughter!!!!!
but hereโs why I specifically ๐ฉโ๐ฆณ am a great candidate for being used ๐
I have mommy AND daddy issues (and the mommy issues are worse, like wow, isnโt that so quirky and unique? ๐คช) so Iโm already kinda a unicorn ๐
and also I had selective mutism, social anxiety, a stutter, AND a lisp as a kid (four in one deal ๐ณ better than McDonaldโs frrr ๐ค).
but guess what!!! thereโs even more! as if I wasnโt amazing enough ๐ฅฐ I was also mentally, physically, and sexually abused ๐ข for six years from the ages of 8 through 14 ๐ฑ by my cousin ๐คฏ who called herself my mommy, girlfriend, owner, big sister and best friend ๐คฉ isnโt that unique!!?!!
but Iโm not lazy either ๐ค Iโve since followed that up with self harm (both cutting AND hitting ๐ฎโ๐จ), an eating disorder, hypersexuality, suicidal ideation ๐ช, crippling flashbacks ๐ญ, even bigger mommy issues, questioning my sexuality โ and feeling predatory if I find another girl attractive because Iโm afraid firstly that I only like girls because I was abused by one and also secondly that Iโm still defined by the baggage of my past ๐
Iโve also been sure โ
to be wary of telling anyone Iโm close to about my past trauma or my unhealthy behaviors ๐ซ because Iโm afraid of being a burden or scaring them away ๐ป or making it impossible for them to leave me when they inevitably get bored of me because Iโm fundamentally undeserving of love ๐
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I would be such a cool case study for a psychology major ๐ and I have a lot of issues for you to write your thesis about ๐ and since youโre the more desirable one in the relationship Iโll let you use me and a treat me like trash because itโll be an improvement over how my cousin treated me ๐๐๐
any hot mommy psychology majors who wanna use me, please hmu ๐ฑ