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HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
HEY 🗣 HEY 🗣 WHERE THE PROBLEM AT❓
IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE I’M A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
BITCH PLAYIN WITH MY WOOD 🪵 SHE A LUMBERJACK 🪓
HEY 👋 HEY 👋 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT⁉️ IM SPINNIN 🌪 OFF THESE PERCS 💊 LIKE IM A LAUNDROMAT 🧺
‼️HEY HEY‼️⁉️WHERE THE PROBLEM AT⁉️🤨‼️IM SPINNING ON THESE PERCS LIKE IMA LAUNDROMAT‼️
IM 😈 SPINNING 😈 ON 😈 THESE PERCS 😈 LIKE 😈 IM 😈 A 😈LAUNDROMAT
Open Lyrics
[intro]
(ayy, geo got them bands, huh?)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (yeah, hey)
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky (yeah)
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (yeah)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky (fuck 'em)
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playin' with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hеy) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
[verse]
we hеard you was snitching, yeah, how you proud of that? (ack)
i just took lil' cranky, bitch, i'm out of here (lil' crank)
i'm sipping on this mud, lil' bitch, i don't sip no beer (no way)
what you said? what you owe? (owe)
i'm full of red from head to toe (from head to toe)
yeah, i thought i was dead, had to let you know (you know, uh)
yeah, my demons said, "no, don't let go"
yeah, diamonds flooded
walking on this beat, then i scrub it
this bitch went brush her teeth, and she love it
yeah, smoke 'em like some sheets, the clip hold 40's
my pockets got obese, ginormous
bitch boy on the cross (cross), i got them forgis
can't buy you none of this sauce, you couldn't afford it (no way)
i'm rich 'cause i'm a boss, i been on forbe's list (yo)
diamonds glistening i just flossed (flossed), flossed
seen you walking down the street, yeah, before you crossed
i got killers on my team and they get you lost (get you lost)
take the perc', mix with the bean, yeah-yeah, that's my sauce (that's my sauce, mix it up)
[chorus]
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci'
i just caught a dub with some thugs, rock balenci' (hey, yeah)
i just poured it up in my cup, shit got icky
she pulling up, she sucking on the dick, this shit got sticky (ha)
i stab you in your back if i don't fuck with you like ricky
i can't trust a soul, i keep this stick on me, lil' blicky
i just went and peeled off, gle, 'cause shit got shifty
bitch, i need to geek up, get a lil' higher or i'ma get a lil' pissy
[post-chorus]
(hey, hey) where the problem at?
(hey, hey) i'm spinning off these percs like i'm a laundromat
(hey, hey) bitch playing with my wood, she a lumberjack
(hey, hey) ayy, i just touched an m but i doubled that
HEEY👨🏻 HEEY👨🏻
HEY👴🏾HEYY👴🏾
HEY👴🏻 HEYY👴🏻
HEYY 🧑🦽 HEYY 👴🏻 WHERE DA PROBLEM AT ⁉️
I’m👧 💘daddys💘 🍆💦💦 little👌 fidget߷ 🔄spinner
I'm👧 💘daddys💘 🍆💦💦 little👌 fidget߷ 🔄spinner🔄 when 💕daddy💕 feels💭 horny😏😏 he🧔 lifts👆 me👧 up⬆️ and puts⬇️ me👧 on his🧔 🤩huge🤩 cock🍆🍆 and i👧 🔄spin🔄 and 🔄spin🔄 whirrr💨 until i👧 get so dizzy😵 but 💞daddy💞 keeps 🔄spinning🔄 me👧 💕💕 until i👧 squirt 🍑💦💦💦 leaving➡️ me👧 all 💧wet💧 with 🧔Daddies🧔 💦cummies💦 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god➕➕⛪ im such a 🔄spinny🔃 dizzy😵 🙃 little slut 💃💦 for 💖daddy💖 🙃💖❤️❤️💓💚💙💜💜💕💕💞💝💝💘😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Rick Roll
Open Rick roll lyrics
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸
Every January 6th emoji copypasta
🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻♂️🙋🏼♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯♀️💁🏼♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸
Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day
Every January 6th emoji copypasta
Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️🌈BOYS 👨🏼❤️👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫 INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!
Happy 😊 insERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day 🌞 my slutty 😩 little 🙇♂️ PATRIOTS 🇺🇲 !!! TODAY 📅 is the day 🌞 DADDY 🙍♂️ TRUMP 🍊 ORDERED 👉 THE PROUD 🏳️🌈 BOYS 🙍♂️ to STORM ⛈️ the capitol's GIRTHY 😏 DOME🍄 and PENETRATE 👉👌😩 the HALLS 🏛️of CONGRESS 👨💼 and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲 wasn't 🚫 the only 🔞 one ☝️ to ⤵️ go down ⤵️ that day 🍆😏 TODAY 🌞 is a DAy📅 to SLURP UP🍴👅 FACEBOOK 💻🧓🧓MISINFORMATION AND HUNT 🏹🏹for SATANIC 👹😈CANNIBALS ☠️🍖AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA 🍕👨🍳PLACE !!! MAKE SURE ✅ TO CHECK👀 YOUR 5G 📞TOWER 🗼 FOR THAT SWEET 🍪AND SALTY🧂 😏 PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 JUICE 🍹!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 !!!