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DICK or TREAT!

    Every HALLOWEEN copypasta

    DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻‍♀️Witches 🧙🏻‍♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼‍♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽‍♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾‍♀️ be a bore 😴........ so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼‍♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼‍♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯‍♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭

    ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES

      All HALLOWEEN copypasta

      ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

      BING CHILLING 🍦🥶

        Well done citizen! +100 Social Credit Score
        +1 Social Credit
        BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦
        Zhōngguó zǎoshang hǎo. Xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín. Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān bīngqílín. Dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ bīngqílín hái kuài. Sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 shì wǒ zuì xǐhuān de suǒyǐ... Xiànzài shì zhǔnbèi yīnyuè de shíjiānle 1 2 3 liǎng zhōu hòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bié wàng liǎo bùyào cuòguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīnwèi diànyǐng hěn hǎo, dòngzuò yě hěn hǎo, jīhū yīyàng de bīngqílín. Zàijiàn
        Bing chilling 🥶🍦
        🥶🍦BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦 BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦
        BING CHILLING 🥶 🍦

        IS THIS A GENSHIN IMPACT REFERENCE

          IS THIS A GENSHIN IMPACT REFERENCE ✌👄 HOLY SHIIIIT, EHE EHE EHE EHE TE NANDAYO, BOUKEN DA 😂 BOUKEN, BOUKEN DA BOUKEN 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍, LISA MOANS 😰😩 ARE 💯 THE 💴🍰 BEST, 😄👍 LISA MOANS ARE THE 💯 BEST, 👌👳 HAVE 🙌 U 💦🙅 SEEN 👀👄 THIS 📥🎁 PHYSICAL DAMAGE ON THIS 👁 SPEAR AT 🙈🍆 LVL 60 OMG OMG 😍😱 OMG, 😮 ZHONGLI THICC 🍑🌹 ZHONGLI DADDY 💕 OMG OMG, 😱 XINQIU X CHONGYUN, ZHONGLI X CHILDE, DILUC X KAEYA, NINGGUANG X BEIDOU, OH 😆 MAH GAWD, 😍😍 PAIMON IS 😞 EMERGENCY ❗❗ FOOD SKSKSJJSJSK, DILUC 100K DAMAGE ☄☄ OH 😲🙀 MY 🏿💩 GOD, KEQING CATGIRL
          HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST FUCKING GOD IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING ((((GENSHINIMPACT)))) REFERENCE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❓❓❓❓‼️‼️‼️❓⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😱😱😱😱😱😬😬😬😬😬😬 GANYU BEST GIRL 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 F2P BTW 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 BENNETT OP 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 HOLY SHIT 6666666666999999999 EVAPORATE DAMAGE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️ MIHOYO GIVE ME PRIMOGEMS 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 💎 LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE 🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡😠😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😠😡🤬😡🤬😡😠 MIHOYO GREEDY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💲💲💲💲💱💲💱💲💱💲💲💲💱💱💲💲💱💸💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 GOOGLE CLASSROOM 1*🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬 GENSHIN IMPACT ANNIVERSARY REWARDS SUCKS 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I LOST 50/50 😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSS🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 GENSHIN IMPACT BEST GAME🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

          Bill 📑📑 Nye The 😩 Science 📜 Guy 😎🏻

            Bill 📑 Nye the 🐗♀ Science 📚🌡 Guy ♂ Bill 📑✨Nye the Science 📚 Guy 👦🍆 Bill, Bill, 📑 Bill, Bill, Bill, 📑😳Bill Bill Nye the Science ⚗ Guy (Science rules) Bill 👹 Nye the 💻 Science Guy 👱 (Inertia is 😠❌ a property of 💦💦 matter) Bill, Bill, 😳 Bill, Bill, Bill, ✨ Bill 📑 Bill 📑 Nye the Science 📜 Guy 🤖😧 Bill,Bill, Bill 📑📑 (T-minus 🤔 seven seconds) 😫😫 Bill, 📑 Bill,Bill, Bill, 🖕Bill, 📑📑 Bill, Bill Bill Nye, the Science 📚 Guy 👏👦

            My husband and I work together

              My husband and I work together so we 👪 go to the same 😂 bank 🏛🏛 pretty often, and there’s this woman uff she’s very hot 😩 and I found her really 👄 attractive since the first time… 👀 then I realized that 😉 she was checking out 😱🏍 on my husband. One day one of the women there was asking us like 😄 “What are you guys gonna do today?” And we were like 😄 oh we’re going to the mall shopping and I 😩 noticed 👀 that she listened AND SHE SHOWED UP❤ AT THE MALL! 🏬 I was 👏 like omg 🤣😱 😳 what is she 🤷👩 doing 😉 here? And boom 💥 I fall in love with her 😍👌🤤😍 she 😍 was looking so damn fine 😣😂 BUT she 💦👩 was obviously looking for 💰 MY husband, so after that I told him to go 🏃 to 😂 another locations (he didn’t saw her) but I was 😟 like damn 😲😅 I don’t want him to see her almost everyday at the bank. BUT now I want to go to that location 👌👌 again 👌 to see 👀 her 👸 🤤😍 but I’m afraid 😨😨 my 🙈👦 husband starts liking her and stops ❌ liking👁 me :( he didn’t really pay attention to her 💦😏 but what if he starts liking 👍 her?😩 (We just got married 🤵👰 tho).