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Pols 👮‍♂️ aagi 🏃 pols 🚓

    🗿Saman🗿sumun🥸bai😝ghatt😅lutya😾kro🤏
    😥Oyee😳pols👮‍♂️aagi🏃 pols 🚓 Pols 🚓
    😟(Oye bhajjo oye)😟
    🧐Oyee😓aajao🤨eh🤭taa😳baba😝hi😌aa🧙‍♂️
    😳Baba:- 😾daro🤗na😡daro😊na🤕mallo👿eh☠️taa🤥moudifive💥kraaya💀hoya🤣ha🏍🏍
    😥Achha🥺modifive🤥kraaya🤨hoya😒aa😔babe😼da😽
    Oye pols agyi pols 🚔🚨
    Pols 👮‍♂️ aagyi 🥵 pols 🚔
    Pols👮aagyi🙀pols👮
    Oye Pols👮‍♂️ aagi 🏃pols🚓🚓🚓
    Saman📦sumun🛍️ bai ghatt lutya kro 🤏🤏
    Oyee pols👮‍♂️ aagi🏃 pols 🚓🚓🚔
    Pols 🚓
    (Oye bhajjo oye) 
    Oyee aajao eh taa baba hi aa 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️
    Baba:- daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h 🏍🏍
    Achha modifive kraaya hoya aa babe da 😃😃

    Mario Day

      Hey 😜🏻 MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is 😩🈁 Mario 👺 Day 🕞📆 in 👏 honor of 🅱 the CUMMING man that 👉 saved princess ❤ Peach 🍑 from 👈 the DICKlaria Bowser was 👏🅰 about 💦 to 💰💦 put 😏 her 👩👌 in 📥 Last month 💸 was Luigi day to honor the KINKY 😘 guy 🏼🌈 that ✔ tries 😤😤 to 💦🎼 SLIDE into 👉👏 peach 🍑🍑 but 🍑👏 can 🤖 only ☝ PEACH onto her 👧 Now you 🌠 know what 👏❓ days to get 🍌🤣 freaky 🙈🙈 with 😶 princess 👱👀 peach Get 🉐🉐 back? ⬅🔙 or 💁 else you 😫 a ⬇😍 red 💯 shell 🐚🐚 Send 📩📩 this 👮👈 to 🐵 other MARIO 👺👺 LOVERs back ❔🔙 if 👀 you love 😍 mario
      Mama-Mia 🪠‼️ Today 😔 📆 is MARIO 🍄 day 🌞 🥵👨🏼‍🦰Today ☀️ we 💏🏼 honor our favorite 🥰 💕 PIPE INSPECTOR 🫡 Mario 🍄 and all his 🦶🏻💦🍆 aCUMplishments. He’ll GO DOWN 📉 your ⚠️ FLAG POLE💈💈with his 🍄 Mushroom 🍄 Head COCK 🐓 🍆💀 he’s 😜👨 excellent with a HOT 🔥 PEACH 🔥🍑 and knows 🤔 how 😀 to turn your flower 🌸 on fire 🔥 Feeling 😌 kinky? 😫⛓️Mario and his STUD 👨🏻brother Luigi 👬 will 🍌👏 DOUBLE ➿ DASH 💨 🏎️🏎️ in your PUSSY 🐱 faster than you 👈🏼 can say 😎 THE PRINCESS 👑 IS IN ANOTHER 🔄 CASTLE 🏯 🏰 DOM DADDY 😍 MARIO will treat 😋 you like a good toad stool too. It’ll be 💌💕🤭 a MARIO 🍄 PARTY when his 😐 CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL 🐚🐚 HOLES. Send this to all your 👉 KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! 😜🦫 Get 19❗ back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ and your 👩 certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not 🔕 you’ll 👀 be 👎 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ playing 🤸 doubles with WALUIGI’S MICRO PENIS 🎄

      Eu amo shit de gringo 🥵🥵😋

        Eu sou o matt of cartoonizando, born em legbuck (pernambuco) cidade 100% americana 🇺🇲 eu love comer shit de gringo when ele poop na privada 🥵🥵 go americano go solta sua shit pra eu comer 😋😋😩🥵 aí delicia que shit gostosa hmmm delicious 😋😋 vai american solta mais one 😋😋 ainnn 🥵🥵😩😩 que shit deliciosa 🥵🥵 i love gringo e eu hate brazilian 🇧🇷🚫

        Ex-squeeze 💁‍♂️ me 😎

          Ex-squeeze 💁‍♂️ me 😎
          
          Are you 🫵 trying 😖 to 2️⃣ portray 🖼️ me 🙆‍♂️ as fricking 🤬 stewpid? 🤪🥴 ⁉️
          
          Well 🤓 I'll have 💨 you 🫵 know 🧠 that you 🫵 succeeded 🏆✅
          
          But ☝️🤓 unfortunately 😩 for 4️⃣ you 🫵 all 🌍 of the credit 💳 goes 🚶‍♂️ to 2️⃣ me 😎. So you 🫵 only 🌝 get a hecking 🤬 silver medal. 🥈

          Women’s History Month

            It’s 👱👋 Women’s ♀♀ history 📖 month 💵 you 👆👨 sluts 👅🙆 so 💪 it’s 😂🤔 time to 🍅💰 remember 🤔 those who 👀 fought 🗡🗡 for 💪🎅 our 🔎👦 right 👭 to 💦💦 have 👅 dicks in our 💩 face 😩 . If 👩 it 😽💯 wasn’t for the many 💯👨 brave ♂❤ women of 🔍🍒 the ☠👶 past ⚰ who went on hunger 🍔 strikes and 💰 even ➖😒 worse ❌✋ died 😂 from 💰💥 unsafe conditions in ♂ prison, we would 😅 all be 🙋 putting 💦😩 out on 🚟🔛 a slab by now. Send 📩📬 this to your most 💯 bangable bitch friends 👦 or else 🤔 you 👈 might not get 🉐🉐 pounded tonight 😤🌃
            I 👁️ would just ⚖️ like 👍 to 2️⃣ take 🎬 a moment ⌛ to 2️⃣ recognize 🙌 that it is Women's ♀️ History 📜 Month 🗓️! Although ☝️🤓 the overwhelming 😵 majority 🚀 of this 👆 community 🏘️ is male ♂️, it is pertinent ☝️🤓 that women ♀️ receive 🎁 equal 🟰 representation 🎨. The struggle 😫 for 4️⃣ women 🚺 to 2️⃣ achieve 🥇 equal 🟰 rights ⚖️ has been 🗑️ a struggle 😩 for 4️⃣ centuries 💯, and it still ✋ ongoing 🚶today 🗓️. Women’s 👩 History 📜 Month 🗓️ had its origins ▶️ as a national 🇺🇸 celebration 🎉 in 1981 when Congress ⚖️ passed Pub. L. 97-28 which authorized 🪪 and requested 📞 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 🤌 the week 🗓️ beginning ⏯️ March 7, 1982 as “Women’s 👩‍🔬History 📜 Week 🗓️.” Throughout the next ⏭️ five 5️⃣ years 📆, Congress ⚖️ continued ▶️ to pass 🪪 joint 🤝 resolutions 📝 designating 👇 a week in March 🗓️ as “Women’s History Week.” In 1987 after being petitioned 📥 by the National 🇺🇸 Women’s 👩‍🎓 History 📜 Project 💸, Congress 💰 passed 🤝 Pub. L. 100-9 which designated 👑 the month of March ♓♈ 1987 as “Women’s 👩‍💻 History 📜 Month.” Between ♻️ 1988 and 1994, Congress 🚮 passed 🤝 additional ➕ resolutions 😭 requesting 👇 and authorizing 🪪 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 📨 March of each year as Women’s 👩‍🚀 History Month. Since ⏯️ 1995, presidents 🕴️🕴️ have issued 📨 a series of annual 🗓️ proclamations 📝 designating 👇 the month of March as “Women’s 👩‍✈️ History Month.” These proclamations 📝 celebrate 🎊 the contributions 👏 women 👩‍⚖️ have made to the United States 🇺🇸 and recognize 👀 the specific 🚨 achievements 🏆 women 👩‍🏭 have made 🛠️ over the course of American 🇺🇸 history 📜 in a variety 🎨 of fields 🏟️. Some women 👩‍🚒 who have made a significant impact on history are Abigail Adams 👵, Ruth Bader Ginsburg 👩‍⚖️, Maya Angelou💁🏾‍♀️, Sojourner Truth 👳🏾‍♀️, Rosa Parks 🙅🏽‍♀️, and Malala Yousafzai 👩🏽‍🎓. Take ✊ some time ⏰ out of your 🫵 day 📅 to research 🔬 women's 👩‍🔬 history 📜 and you will be 🅱️ shocked 😱 with what ⁉️ you find 🕵️‍♂️. Most importantly ‼️, make sure to respect 🫡 the females 🙋‍♀️ in your life ☥!