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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Runaway

    Runaway by Kanye West emojified
    she 💁👩 find ✔ pictures 🚺 in 🕐 my 🙂 email 💻 I 👈😋 sent ✉📬 this 🔥⬆ bitch 🏻 a picture of 👉❗ my 💵 dick 🍆 I 😩 don't 🚫😡 know 📙 what it 🙂💯 is with females 👧👩 But 🤚☝ I'm not 🚫 too 😡 good at 😩 that ⏪😐 shit 💩👍 See, 🙉 I 👈💰 could 💖👈 have 🈶 me a good 🤠👌 girl ♀😍 And still be 😱 addicted to 👨 them 😭 hood 🏚🏚 rats And 🥁😽 I 👈 just 🤔 blame everything 🌐🙌 on 😁 you 👉 At 👏 least 👏 you 😬☝ know 😵😱 that's 👌🚟 what I'm 😎👂 good 👌👀 at 👅

    Gay version

    That's the biggest cock I ever seen 👀 Straight up out a gay porn scene 🎥 Who knew how big it is that dick 😏 That turned me on like Stephen King 🥵 Up late night there's precum 🌙💧 Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' 🍆 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
    
    I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋
    
    Just looking at your search history 💻 I know you love gay pornography 🏳️‍🌈😳 He said why I'm looking at his private things 😡 Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight 😣 Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on 😍 Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now 💨 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
    
    I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋 Somebody please make him stop 🛑
    
    Stop, suck, blow-job 👄 B- I'm hot, I 🔥 Ain't used to being told, "Stop" 😝 So I could be your femboy 🚺 Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? 🥰 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on 😵‍💫 You get horny when you know 🥵 So just don't ask me how to suck 🤪
    
    I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh 🏳️‍🌈 Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh 🏳️‍🌈
    
    You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now)
    
    Oh, you're fucking me 😖 You must be cumming 💦 Or you are horny 🌡 Oh, oh, you're fucking me 😖 Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one 🥵 My ass is full of cum now 😫 My ass is full of cum now 😫 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 Oh, you are sucking now ☺️💦

    WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE

      Blue Smurf Cat in a rainforest meme (We love we live we lie)
      WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE
      We live, we love, we lie.
      WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍄🍄🍄🐱🐱🟦🟦🟦🟦
      We live 🔥 we love 🗣️ we lie 🥶
      Smurf Cat 🐱🟦
      WE LIVE
      WE LOVE
      WE LIE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
      Monday left me smurfin‼️ tuesday i was through with smurfing ‼️ Wednesday my smurfs were left smurfin ‼️ what da hel-
      WE MAKING IT OUT OF SMURFS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
      WE'RE GOING OUT THE SMURFS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
      WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE RAINFOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
      WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE FOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️💯💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
      WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR CHILDHOOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

      WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡

        WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👿👿I GOT SO MAD I HAD TO MASTURBATE AND CUM EVERYWHERE🙀🙀🤧😴😴🫣🫣😫😫🔥THS DUMB RULE LOST ME MY CHESS ELO👿👺😡😡👺👿👿FUUUCCKKKKK😡😡😡🔥🔥👺👺👿👿WHAT THE FLIP👿😡👿HOLY FUCKING HELL IM SO ANGY WANGY👺👿😡👿😡😡😡👺GOD BEING THIS MAD MAKES ME SO HORNY FOR THE KNIGHT👺😡😡👿👿👺🫣🫣🫣😫😫💯💯🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈THE KNIGHTUSSY MUST FEEL SO GOOD👿👿👿👿😡😡👿🔥👺👺💪💪IM GONNA KILL MY FAMULY AND SELL THEIR ORGANS SO I CAN PAY TO GET THE KNIGHTUSSY IN MY LIFE👺👺😡😡👿👿😡😡

        WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BURGER🍔🍔KING👑🤴REFERNCE

          “WHOPPER SHITPOST”⁉️⁉️wait a minute😱😱WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE⏰⏰‼️‼️WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BURGER🍔🍔KING👑🤴REFERNCE📖🔍⁉️⁉️WHOPPER WHOPPER🍔🍔🗿JUNIOR🥶🥶💩🍔DOUBLE 2️⃣2️⃣TRIPLE 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣WHOPPER🍔🍔BURGER🍔KING👑👑😱🚨FOOT🦶🦶LETTUCE🥬🥬🥬NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🗿🗿🦶😱🥬NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🚨🚨🥶⁉️NUMBER1️⃣5️⃣🗿🗿🦶😱🥬THE LAST ⏰💀THING YOU 🥶🥶WANT IN YOUR BURGER🍔🍔KING👑👑👑BURGER🍔🗿🥬 IS SOMEBODY👦🏿👦🏿ELSES FOOT🦶FUNGUS🥶😱🤮🤢🤢🤮AT BEEE🍔🍔KAY👑👑HAVE IT YOUR WAY⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️💪💪FLAME🔥🔥🔥GRILL🗿🗿🍔🦶😱🤮🤢🥬🥬

          Crying emojis

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