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    ๐ŸŽ‰THREADS IS HERE๐ŸŽ‰ THANKS TO OUR ๐ŸฅตZADDY๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆMARK CUCKERBERG!!!๐Ÿ™๐ŸงŽโ€โ™‚๏ธSAY BYE๐Ÿ‘‹TWEETING๐ŸฅAND HELLOโ€ฆโ€THREADINGโ€ I GUESSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ŽELON MUSK๐Ÿ‘ŽMORE LIKE ๐Ÿ˜‚BE-GONE HUSK๐Ÿ˜‚ TAG 5๏ธโƒฃ THREADHEADS AND REPOST๐Ÿ”NOW OR HAVE 7๏ธโƒฃ YEARS๐Ÿ“†BAD LUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉAND YOUR DATA๐Ÿ“€QUESTIONABLY๐Ÿค”SOLD FOR PROFIT๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿค‘

    Uwugoslavia

      So, in the super-duper cute 90s, Yugoslavia was like, a big bouncy ball of ethnic tensions and sparkles! ๐ŸŒˆ All the wuvly ethnic groups, wike the snuggly Serbs, Croats, and Bosniaks, lived together in a magical rainbow land. But then, oh noes, communism was like, "I'm outta here!" and nationalism went aww crazy and cuddly! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฆ„ Different parts of the rainbow land wanted to be their own special unicorns, so Slovenia, Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina said, "Let's dance away and be our own rainbows!" ๐Ÿ’ƒโœจ But, oh dear, there were big fights, like the Croatian War of Independence and the Bosnian War, and they were not very kawaii at all! ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฅ There were yucky things happening, like terrible atrocities and meanie ethnic cleansing, which made everyone super sad. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” In the end, Yugoslavia went bye-bye, and new kingdoms like Serbia, Croatia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina were born, ready to spread love and rainbows! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒˆ UwU, hope that makes you smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’–โœจ

      Supreme Court kills Biden student loan relief plan

        ORDER ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธORDER ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ORDER IN THE COURT ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿซฆ THE ๐Ÿ’ฆ SUCREAM๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿคค COURT ๐Ÿ€ struck down ๐Ÿš† HOE BIDENโ€™S ๐Ÿ† promise to CANCEL โ›”๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ“ STUDUSSY LOANS ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ’ฐ because ๐Ÿ’ณ ๐Ÿ’ธ BANKS DESERVE BAILOUTS BUT THOSE DAMN KIDS DONโ€™T!!! ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’… GRAB YOUR PITCHFORK๐Ÿด and your ๐Ÿ”ฅTORCHES๐Ÿ”ฅ because ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜ WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE ๐Ÿ˜ BUT OUR CHAINS โ›“๏ธ Send to 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your FELLOW DEBTORS ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ AND YOUโ€™LL STILL BE IN DEBT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคก

        Canada Day

          ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‘THATS๐Ÿ‘RIGHT๐Ÿ‘YOU๐Ÿ‘๐ŸmaPLe๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฆCUM๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿนguzzlers๐Ÿนyou know what ๐Ÿ—“๏ธday๐Ÿ—“๏ธ it is. ๐Ÿ’ฏ56 years ago Sir John ๐ŸŽ“GradeA๐ŸฎBeef๐Ÿ– MacDonald ๐Ÿ•บshowed๐Ÿ•บthe๐Ÿ‘ธQueen๐Ÿ‘‘ his Dad๐Ÿ†Dick๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜confederated this great๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆNATION๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ. Send this to 5 ๐Ÿ’puck๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‘งsluts๐Ÿ‘ง and youre a ๐Ÿ’€SkankyHarper๐Ÿ’€ Forward this to 10 ๐Ÿปbeaverbitches๐Ÿป and youre a ๐Ÿ˜ฃSexy๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅTrudeau๐Ÿ˜ฃ. SEND THIS TO 20 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆPATRIOTIC๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐ŸคLOONS๐Ÿค AND YOURE TERRY ๐Ÿ‘€BIG๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ†COX๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘ŠPOUNDING๐Ÿ‘Š YOUR WAY ACROSS THE ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆCOUNTRY๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ WITH YOUR THIRD๐Ÿ—LEG ON YOUR MARATHON OF COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

          National Cheese Day

            Can you smell that??๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ATTENTION ALL CHEESY WHORES ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค Here's a THIRST TRAP๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธ you're gonna want to fall for ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค๐Ÿชค IT'S ๐Ÿฆ…NATIONAL๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜‹ CHEESE DAY, bITCHES ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€ YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” BEING CHEEZY๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคช๐Ÿง€ open your hole๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ•ณ like a SWISS๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ Emmentaler ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿฅบ Do you have a FETISH for FETA? Does COLBY make you HORNY?๐Ÿ˜ณ wheter u like it SOFT ๐Ÿ› or HARD๐Ÿงฑ, DRY๐ŸŒต and SALTY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿง€ or THICC๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ– STINKY๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ƒ AND ๐Ÿ˜ณ CREAMY๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ฆ remember to BEG for EXTRA CHEESE ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• PLEASE๐Ÿ˜ In the next 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ SECONDS ๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•˜ SEND THIS ๐Ÿ“ฒ to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your STINKIEST CHEESIEST SLUTS ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค‘ If u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back ๐Ÿ‘ your a FANCY GORGONZOLA๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ– back and ur a MELTY MOZZARELLA ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ƒ BUT IF U GET 0๏ธโƒฃ BACK your a GROSS ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿคข๐ŸคขCASSU MARTZU ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ and you're ILLEGAL๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธโš–๐Ÿ› to CONSUME within the United States and the European Union as well as other territories.

            Summer

              ITS THE SUMMER ๐ŸŒž SOLSTICE BITCHES!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ and you know ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ what that means ๐Ÿ˜‰ its the longest ๐Ÿ˜ฉ day of the year and it's gonna be hot and sweaty all day long. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜ฉ Today โค๏ธ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! ๐Ÿ˜ซ From 6๏ธโƒฃ in the morning ๐Ÿ’ฏ to 9๏ธโƒฃ at night ๐Ÿ’ฏ you can ๐ŸŽ‰ expect the sun to ๐Ÿ˜‰FUCK๐Ÿ˜ your skin up ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ Put on your CUMblock ๐Ÿ’ฆ and your SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ‘’hat๐ŸŽฉ because the sun ๐ŸŒž rays will BLOW ๐ŸŒช you away ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ’จ Look out for STEAMING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ CUMMIES in the sun ๐ŸŒž DADDY'S ๐Ÿ˜ฉ day was yesterday, ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ today is for you ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Go out and tan ur fat ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Send this to๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพten๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ of your HOTTEST ๐Ÿ™Œ SKANKS ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฟ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back then ur a cold โ„๏ธ๐ŸŒจโ„๏ธ ass SNOWMAN โ›„๏ธ If u get 5๏ธโƒฃ back then u a WARM ๐Ÿ˜ซ spring day but โ˜๐Ÿฝ๏ธ If u get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back then u get ๐Ÿ’ฆ ALL ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’ฆ Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
              In ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ the summertime, when ๐Ÿ˜ฉโฐ the weather ๐Ÿ’ง is high ๐Ÿ”Š You ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘‰ can ๐Ÿคค stretch right ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ up ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š and touch ๐Ÿ‘ˆ the sky ๐Ÿคก When ๐Ÿ‘Œ the weather's fine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ You ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ธ got ๐Ÿคญ women, ๐Ÿ‘ง you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ got โŒ women ๐Ÿ‘ญ on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜€ mind ๐Ÿง  Have ๐Ÿ‘ƒ a drink, ๐Ÿถ have ๐Ÿˆถ a drive ๐Ÿš— Go ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ out ๐Ÿ‘€ and see ๐Ÿ‘€ what ๐Ÿ—ฏ๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€โœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ can ๐Ÿ‘บ find ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” If her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ daddy's ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ rich, ๐Ÿ’ถ take ๐Ÿ‘Š her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ out ๐Ÿ˜“ for 4๏ธโƒฃ a meal If her ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜ก daddy's ๐Ÿค– poor, ๐Ÿ’ธ just ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ‘€ do ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ what ๐Ÿ˜… you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ feel ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿผ Speed ๐Ÿš… along ๐ŸŽถ the lane, ๐Ÿšฒ do ๐Ÿ™… a ton or a ton and twenty-five When ๐Ÿ”œ the sun โ›… goes โ— down ๐Ÿ”ปโคต๏ธ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can ๐Ÿง  make ๐Ÿ’˜ it, make ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ it good ๐Ÿ‘Œ in ๐Ÿ‘Š a lay-by We're ๐Ÿ‘ถ not โœจ grey ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” people, ๐Ÿ‘ซ we're ๐ŸŽˆ not ๐Ÿ‘โŒ dirty, we're ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿป not ๐ŸšซโŒ mean ๐Ÿค” We ๐Ÿ‘ซ love ๐Ÿ’– everybody, ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ but ๐Ÿ˜ณ we โ“ do ๐Ÿ˜ซ as we ๐ŸŒฟ please ๐Ÿคฃ When โฐ the weather's fine, ๐Ÿ™Š we ๐Ÿ‘ฆ go ๐Ÿ˜“ fishing ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€ or go ๐Ÿฆ— swimming ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€ in โ‰๏ธ the sea ๐ŸŒŠ We're ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ถ always ๐Ÿ‘Œ happy, ๐Ÿ˜† life's for ๐Ÿ•“ living ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Yeah, โค๏ธ that's ๐Ÿฉ our ๐Ÿ’ฉ philosophy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ญ Sing ๐ŸŽค along ๐ŸŽถ with us ๐Ÿช Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah ๐Ÿ˜ค we're ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-do, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah, ๐Ÿ˜ฉ dah-do, dah-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah, do-dah-dah (alright, ๐Ÿ‘‹ alright, ๐Ÿ‘‹ alright) ๐Ÿ‘‹ Alright ๐Ÿ‘‹ When ๐Ÿคท the winter's here, ๐Ÿ“ yeah โœจ it's party ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ time ๐Ÿ•  Bring ๐Ÿšถ your ๐Ÿค— bottle, ๐Ÿพ wear ๐Ÿ‘š your ๐Ÿ˜‡ bright ๐ŸŒ clothes ๐Ÿ‘• It'll soon ๐Ÿ”œ be ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น summertime And we'll ๐Ÿ‘ค sing ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽ™๏ธ again, ๐Ÿ˜ฌ we'll ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ go ๐Ÿƒ driving ๐Ÿš— Or maybe ๐Ÿค” we'll ๐Ÿคท settle down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ If she's ๐Ÿ˜ƒ rich, ๐Ÿ’ถ if she's ๐Ÿ‘ธ nice, ๐Ÿ˜ bring ๐Ÿค” your ๐Ÿ‘‰ friends ๐Ÿ‘ซ And we'll ๐Ÿ˜ค all ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ go โœ… into ๐Ÿค“ town ๐Ÿ”ฅ In 2๏ธโƒฃโ•0๏ธโƒฃโ•2๏ธโƒฃโ•1๏ธโƒฃโ• the summertime, when ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•• the weather ๐ŸŒซ is high ๐Ÿ““ You ๐Ÿ‘Š can ๐Ÿ˜ท stretch right ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ up ๐Ÿ”ผโฌ†๏ธ and touch ๐Ÿฅต the sky โ˜๏ธ When ๐Ÿ•› the weather's fine, ๐Ÿ˜’ you ๐Ÿฅต got ๐Ÿ‰ women ๐Ÿ’ You ๐Ÿ˜Š got ๐Ÿ˜ women ๐Ÿ’ on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฉ mind ๐Ÿคฏ Have ๐Ÿ˜ฃโœ… a drink, ๐Ÿต have ๐Ÿˆถ a drive, ๐Ÿšš go ๐Ÿƒ out โ†˜๏ธ and see ๐Ÿ‘€ what ๐Ÿง you ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜Š can ๐Ÿงž find ๐Ÿ” If her โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฟ daddy's ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ rich, ๐Ÿ’ฒ take ๐Ÿ’… her ๐Ÿ‘„ out ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšช for ๐Ÿ… a meal If her ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜ก daddy's ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘‘ poor, ๐Ÿ’ธ just โ— do ๐Ÿ˜ฃ what ๐Ÿง you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ feel ๐Ÿ†™ Speed ๐Ÿš… along ๐ŸŽถ the lane, ๐Ÿšฒ do ๐Ÿ˜ a ton or a ton and twenty-five When ๐Ÿคท the sun โ˜€๏ธ goes ๐ŸŽ† down, ๐Ÿค— you ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸคŸ can ๐ŸฆŽ make ๐Ÿ’˜ it Make ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ it good ๐Ÿ†—๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธโ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ™… in 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ a lay-by We're ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ not ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… grey ๐Ÿ’” people, ๐Ÿ‘บ we're ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘จ not ๐Ÿšฏ dirty, we're ๐Ÿค not ๐Ÿšฏ mean ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ We ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉ love ๐Ÿ˜ everybody, ๐Ÿ˜ก but ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคš we โš ๏ธ do ๐Ÿ‘€ as we ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ฅ please ๐Ÿ™ When ๐Ÿ•— the weather's fine, ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ we ๐ŸšŸ๐ŸšŸ go ๐Ÿ’ฉ fishing ๐ŸŸ or go ๐ŸฆŸ swimming ๐ŸŠโ€โ™€ in ๐Ÿ•บ the sea ๐ŸŒŠ We're ๐Ÿ™ˆ always ๐Ÿ™„ happy, ๐Ÿคฃ life's for ๐Ÿ’— living ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Yeah, ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜œ that's ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”• our ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ philosophy ๐Ÿ˜’ Sing ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜™ along ๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ”š with us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ we're ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-doo, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah ๐ŸšตโœŒ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿฝ dah-dah, dah-dah-dah