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Mario Day

    Hey 😜🏻 MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is 😩🈁 Mario 👺 Day 🕞📆 in 👏 honor of 🅱 the CUMMING man that 👉 saved princess ❤ Peach 🍑 from 👈 the DICKlaria Bowser was 👏🅰 about 💦 to 💰💦 put 😏 her 👩👌 in 📥 Last month 💸 was Luigi day to honor the KINKY 😘 guy 🏼🌈 that ✔ tries 😤😤 to 💦🎼 SLIDE into 👉👏 peach 🍑🍑 but 🍑👏 can 🤖 only ☝ PEACH onto her 👧 Now you 🌠 know what 👏❓ days to get 🍌🤣 freaky 🙈🙈 with 😶 princess 👱👀 peach Get 🉐🉐 back? ⬅🔙 or 💁 else you 😫 a ⬇😍 red 💯 shell 🐚🐚 Send 📩📩 this 👮👈 to 🐵 other MARIO 👺👺 LOVERs back ❔🔙 if 👀 you love 😍 mario
    Mama-Mia 🪠‼️ Today 😔 📆 is MARIO 🍄 day 🌞 🥵👨🏼‍🦰Today ☀️ we 💏🏼 honor our favorite 🥰 💕 PIPE INSPECTOR 🫡 Mario 🍄 and all his 🦶🏻💦🍆 aCUMplishments. He’ll GO DOWN 📉 your ⚠️ FLAG POLE💈💈with his 🍄 Mushroom 🍄 Head COCK 🐓 🍆💀 he’s 😜👨 excellent with a HOT 🔥 PEACH 🔥🍑 and knows 🤔 how 😀 to turn your flower 🌸 on fire 🔥 Feeling 😌 kinky? 😫⛓️Mario and his STUD 👨🏻brother Luigi 👬 will 🍌👏 DOUBLE ➿ DASH 💨 🏎️🏎️ in your PUSSY 🐱 faster than you 👈🏼 can say 😎 THE PRINCESS 👑 IS IN ANOTHER 🔄 CASTLE 🏯 🏰 DOM DADDY 😍 MARIO will treat 😋 you like a good toad stool too. It’ll be 💌💕🤭 a MARIO 🍄 PARTY when his 😐 CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL 🐚🐚 HOLES. Send this to all your 👉 KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! 😜🦫 Get 19❗ back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ and your 👩 certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not 🔕 you’ll 👀 be 👎 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ playing 🤸 doubles with WALUIGI’S MICRO PENIS 🎄