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Ex-squeeze 💁♂️ me 😎
Are you 🫵 trying 😖 to 2️⃣ portray 🖼️ me 🙆♂️ as fricking 🤬 stewpid? 🤪🥴 ⁉️
Well 🤓 I'll have 💨 you 🫵 know 🧠 that you 🫵 succeeded 🏆✅
But ☝️🤓 unfortunately 😩 for 4️⃣ you 🫵 all 🌍 of the credit 💳 goes 🚶♂️ to 2️⃣ me 😎. So you 🫵 only 🌝 get a hecking 🤬 silver medal. 🥈😤the grind😤😤NEVER👏STOPS 👏💥100 battles💥 EVERY DAY🤜🤛 No sleep 😴😴always on the clock🕚🕖🕞24/7😤type matchups 🍃🔥💧 NEVER FAIL 🙅🙅💯claiming the championship 🏆🏆🏅but also 🥺🥺YOUR FRIENDSHIP 🫶💕It’s 👱👋 Women’s ♀♀ history 📖 month 💵 you 👆👨 sluts 👅🙆 so 💪 it’s 😂🤔 time to 🍅💰 remember 🤔 those who 👀 fought 🗡🗡 for 💪🎅 our 🔎👦 right 👭 to 💦💦 have 👅 dicks in our 💩 face 😩 . If 👩 it 😽💯 wasn’t for the many 💯👨 brave ♂❤ women of 🔍🍒 the ☠👶 past ⚰ who went on hunger 🍔 strikes and 💰 even ➖😒 worse ❌✋ died 😂 from 💰💥 unsafe conditions in ♂ prison, we would 😅 all be 🙋 putting 💦😩 out on 🚟🔛 a slab by now. Send 📩📬 this to your most 💯 bangable bitch friends 👦 or else 🤔 you 👈 might not get 🉐🉐 pounded tonight 😤🌃I 👁️ would just ⚖️ like 👍 to 2️⃣ take 🎬 a moment ⌛ to 2️⃣ recognize 🙌 that it is Women's ♀️ History 📜 Month 🗓️! Although ☝️🤓 the overwhelming 😵 majority 🚀 of this 👆 community 🏘️ is male ♂️, it is pertinent ☝️🤓 that women ♀️ receive 🎁 equal 🟰 representation 🎨. The struggle 😫 for 4️⃣ women 🚺 to 2️⃣ achieve 🥇 equal 🟰 rights ⚖️ has been 🗑️ a struggle 😩 for 4️⃣ centuries 💯, and it still ✋ ongoing 🚶today 🗓️. Women’s 👩 History 📜 Month 🗓️ had its origins ▶️ as a national 🇺🇸 celebration 🎉 in 1981 when Congress ⚖️ passed Pub. L. 97-28 which authorized 🪪 and requested 📞 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 🤌 the week 🗓️ beginning ⏯️ March 7, 1982 as “Women’s 👩🔬History 📜 Week 🗓️.” Throughout the next ⏭️ five 5️⃣ years 📆, Congress ⚖️ continued ▶️ to pass 🪪 joint 🤝 resolutions 📝 designating 👇 a week in March 🗓️ as “Women’s History Week.” In 1987 after being petitioned 📥 by the National 🇺🇸 Women’s 👩🎓 History 📜 Project 💸, Congress 💰 passed 🤝 Pub. L. 100-9 which designated 👑 the month of March ♓♈ 1987 as “Women’s 👩💻 History 📜 Month.” Between ♻️ 1988 and 1994, Congress 🚮 passed 🤝 additional ➕ resolutions 😭 requesting 👇 and authorizing 🪪 the President 🕴️ to proclaim 📨 March of each year as Women’s 👩🚀 History Month. Since ⏯️ 1995, presidents 🕴️🕴️ have issued 📨 a series of annual 🗓️ proclamations 📝 designating 👇 the month of March as “Women’s 👩✈️ History Month.” These proclamations 📝 celebrate 🎊 the contributions 👏 women 👩⚖️ have made to the United States 🇺🇸 and recognize 👀 the specific 🚨 achievements 🏆 women 👩🏭 have made 🛠️ over the course of American 🇺🇸 history 📜 in a variety 🎨 of fields 🏟️. Some women 👩🚒 who have made a significant impact on history are Abigail Adams 👵, Ruth Bader Ginsburg 👩⚖️, Maya Angelou💁🏾♀️, Sojourner Truth 👳🏾♀️, Rosa Parks 🙅🏽♀️, and Malala Yousafzai 👩🏽🎓. Take ✊ some time ⏰ out of your 🫵 day 📅 to research 🔬 women's 👩🔬 history 📜 and you will be 🅱️ shocked 😱 with what ⁉️ you find 🕵️♂️. Most importantly ‼️, make sure to respect 🫡 the females 🙋♀️ in your life ☥!ITS TRUCK MONTH 🛻 You know what that means, it’s time to get ChevroLAID😏🛏 and RAM 1500 HOES🥵 Shove your cock🍆 into the tailpipe😩💦 of a WHORE F-150😏 and don’t forget 🧠 to use some TORQUE 💪💯 CUM💦😫 into the dealership🚙 to test📝 RIDE🐎 SEIRRA💁♀️ 2500 TIMES🍆 in that TRUCKUSSY🛻🐱 😩 send this 10 HOES🍆🥵 for 0% APR AND FINANCING💰or be prepared for 6️⃣9️⃣ days of bad luck⚠️🍀 and 0️⃣ lbs of TOWING CAPACITY🤮Saw 👀 you 👉 bench 💺🇩🇪 pressing 👊 and my goodness 👌 you 👉🙋 are strong 💪! You 👈 must 👫 be sore 🤕 lifting 😼 such heavy 🏋️♀️ weights 😔.
Can I 👁 interest 😎 you 👈 in a massage 🙌👐?
Older 👨 daddy 👨🍆 here love 😎😍👼 young 👶 asian 👨 muscle 💪 studs 🙈😌 like 💖 you 👈! I 👁 love ❤🍆💦 to help 🆘 soothe those big 😱 strong 💪🏻💪🏿 muscles 💪 and have you 👈 feeling 😁 fantastic 💯.
In exchanged 💱 I'd 🙏 love 😍🍆 to pleasure 🙏 that meat 🍆 bat 🦇 hiding 🙈 between 👉👈 your 👉🏿 legs 🍗🍑👅 and drink 🍹 your 👉 delicious 😋🤤 baby 👶 nectar 👅?
Sorry 🙇, I've 🙋 been admiring 👩🙌 you 👈 for quite ✅ some time 🕐. Please 🙏 let 🙆 me taste 😋 your 👉 cummies 💦🔫📢ATTENTION🚨 all my H🕳️LEY😇 brethren👯♂️👯👯♂️, Shrovetide is CUMMING🍆💦💦 to its CLIMAX🌊🌊 today🗓️‼️Yes🫡 FAT (ASS)🍑🍑 TUESDAY is HERE⚠️⚠️⚠️ Time⌚ to PLUNGE🥽 some kings👑👑 into them king 🍰🍰CAKES🍑🍑 and fill😩🥴 those PĄCKZI🍩🇵🇱 close to BURSTING🤯 with 🧔♂️DADDY’S👨🍳SPECIAL🥫PRUNE JISSOM👄👄🤤‼️ So GO🚦bare🎽🚫 your 💎HARD💎 NIPS⛰️⛰️ and catch🥍 a BEAD📿NECKLACE📿 if you know what I mean🤭 And don't forget🧵☝️ to DEEP THROAT🐐all the good MEATS🍖🍖🍖 and SWEETS🍭🍬🍭 and SHROVE🤺 a float-sized🛻COCK🐓 into your bussy🍑, thussy⚧️, or pussy🐈, as 🤍CUM🤍 tomorrow it’ll be ASS🐴 WEDNESDAY and 4️⃣0️⃣ days of THIRST🥤🥵 in the HOT🌡️, HOT🩲 DESERT🐪🏜️🙀🙀🙀‼️Do 👉👌 you 🫵 smell👃something? 👀😳 It’s finally 🎉 PanCAKE 🥞 Tuesday 🗓😂 Make sure 🫡 to fill 🫣 your filthy 🤮😵💫 holes ⛳️ with cake 🍑 before the season 🤠 of l🅱️ent begins 😂 Shrove it in 🙊 and then lick 👅 my cake 🥹 all over 🥰 that’s what JeSUS 🤔 wanted ✝️ and don’t ❌ forget ‼️ to cum 🚼 try my 🍌 stack 🙈 covered 🧈 in special sauce 💦 here’s a hint 🕵️♀️ it has NUTella 🥜 on it 💩 Remember 🤯 to spread 😫😩 the word 📖 of the lord 👑 or the Pope 🙏⛪️ himself 🤩 will crepe 👀🙀 on over 😷 and leave 😭 his dusty 😶🌫️ crusty 🫦 ash 🌫🧎 everywhere 🌚 but your forehead 🧑🦲 Send this 💌 to 6️⃣ other pancake 🥞 peckers 😘 if you want 😝 to be filled 🥵 with the holy 🕳 squirt 💦 throughout 😰 the l🅱️ent season🤭