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Taylor Swift’s Tour

    HEY 👋🏻 SWIFTIES 💁🏼‍♀️ HAPPY SHOW 🎤 DAY 🎉 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ LET’S HO, BITCH 😿 FROM LONGGG 🍆 TICKETMASTER 🎟️ LINES 🧍‍♂️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍‍♂️ TO SEXY 😩 SCALPERS YOU MANAGED TO SLIDE 🛝 IN 🕳️ TO THE SLUTTIEST SHOW 🎭 IN TOWN 🌆 YOU KNOW 🤔 ALL TOO WELL 🧣 THAT YOUR MIRRORBALLS 🪩 ARE READY TO BUST 🤯 AS SOON AS BLONDIE 💁🏼‍♀️ TAKES THE STAGE 🎙️SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR SEXIEST 💃SWIFTIES 🎸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ANDREA 👩‍👧IS TAKING YOU TO MEET🤝🏻 TAYLOR 💁🏼‍♀️ IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE A 🅱️IG🍆😏 …REPUTATION 🐍 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE GETTING CHRISTMAS 🎅🏻 TREE 🌲 FARM AS YOUR SECRET 🤫 SONG 🎶
    If my 👸🏼 Taylor Swift merch 💸 🕶💿 and my girl 🙅😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 wearing 😎 my 1989 hoodie 😝👕 and my 😏 Speak Now 🗣🗯🎀 scarf, listening 🤣🎧 to Shake It Off 📀😌

    Victoria Day

      Hey 👋you 👸🇨🇦CanCUCK QUEENS🇨🇦👑it’s time 👰 to get 😈FUCKED 🍺🍻UP👅👅 this Long 8=====D weekend 🤤CUMemmorateing 💦💦Victoria as it’s May 2️⃣4️⃣!!! 💦 Back 💃 in 1846 we 👩‍⚖️decided 🤔 that 👑Queen FUCKTORIA should 💘👶 get some 🤩 ☀️☀️summer 🥵 SEX🍆 on 👋🔛 her 💦 BIRTHDAY🥴🤪😎✨ so VictWHOREia proclaimed 📣😜🚫 ‘let all 💯 the SEXIEST 💋 HO’S😫 get 👩 the day 💯😈off’ 📴 for 👌🕓 one 🔥🔥gigantic ORGY🎊 So whether 🤠you’re 👈 FUCKING in the TENT⛺ at the cottage 🏠 or on lake 🚣 or just 👏 getting 🔥 🚂CP RAILED🛤️🥵 at home 🏡 let 👌🤞👫 this be 😝💰 the START🏁 of your 👉 summer 😎 FUCK🍆🍑 FEST😩💦 Send this to your 🍁CUCKadian🇨🇦horny 🦫Beavers 👀looking to CHEW on 🪵WOOD 🦫 and get 🔟back and 🫵your a 💯TRUE animal😈😈Get 5 BACK 💦💦and You’re in your 👸🍆🍆victWHOREian era💅🥵Get Zero 0️⃣back 🙊and Your cousin 🤫prince albert 🗣️will 🩸💉🦶hemo-feel-ya-up.🤢🤮

      International Yoga Day

        Happy 😏😄 Yoga Day 😎😘 SUCKAS ! Today is 💦💦 all 👀 about 💦☝ stretching those HOES 👯♀ and 👏 FITTING them 😢🛄 with ❌ your DICK 🍆 So 🍽 send this to 💪🎶 all 🤰☑ of your 👉 TWISTED ⛓ ass 😍🍑 TWERKS . If you 🍑💪 get 🉐 10 🕳 back, you 😡 have 🈶🔒 CURLY HAIRED pussy 🍬💦 . If you 👉☠ get 20 back, 😘 you 👧 might be 🐝➡ a 😍🤣 LIL 😣👌 INHIBITED but you still 😽 got GOOD dick 👏 game. Get 💰 back 😌❔ and ➕👏 the 👏💯 dick 👌 is so 😂👈 BIG 💨🚀 that it 🔌💧 might ♂🤷 slap the 👏💌 back 🏃 of your THROAT Send this 👈🎊 to 🗣 other 🙌👪 STRETCHY SLUTS

        National Limerick Day

          💯It’s national LimerDICK🍆💦😮 day☀️😹 When SLUTS👅🙌 celebrate the birthday🎂🎉😘 Of big 🍌😫 DADDY👨🏻🤭 Lear🥵🥵🥵 It CUMS💦😛😂 once a year📆💥 😏So swallow 👅🤤some CUMMIES🤭 today💅🏻

LimerLICK👅💦 some good pussy😼 tonight🌌 😛And deepthroat😮‍💨😵 every cock🐓🥒😝 that’s in sight🫣 🙏🏻Not all poems📝 are🗼DEEP 🌊😉 Or will put you to 💤sleep 😴 🛏️ 😵When you #️⃣POUND 🔨 that ass🥰🥰 in the moonlight🌝💫

Before you spread🖐️ those 🤩Sexy Cheeks🍑😍🥵 👌🏻Send this to 🔟 HOetry freaks💋👀😂 If you dont🤡 it’s bad luck🛑😰 And it’s going to SUCK🤪🤮 😅’Cause you’ll get 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️RIDER’S block🙅🏻‍♀️🚫 for 🔟 weeks🪦😫🤣

          One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼

            👋🏼👋🏼 Yo Yo Bro! 👀

Come Over Here 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

Check Out My Shoes 👟👀

There’s A Brand New 🔥 –

One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼

Three 👞 Four 👞 Buckle Some More 🔥

Five 👞 Six Nike Kicks 🔥🔥👟👟💯
            Bro come over here! Come over here! Check my new shoes they’re the brand new..ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE⁉️⁉️🗣️🔥🔥👟👟 THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE👟👟👟⁉️⁉️‼️🗣️🔥🔥 FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️👟👟‼️ Oh ho ho! That is so fire!! Hahah!
            One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼
            🔥1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOES 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE 5 6 NIKE KICKS HOHOHUHUHU THAT IS SO FIRE🔥

            Teacher Appreciation Week

              📢This is your PRINCIPEEN🍆 speaking🎙️: 👩‍🏫 TEACHER 🧑‍🏫 🫶APPRECIATION🫶😻 WEEK 🗓️ is upon us 😲, so it’s time to say👄 “SPANK🫱 YOU🍑” to all the educatWHORES👯‍♂️ in your life❗Show them you care❤️‍🔥 with a nice 🎁gift🎁 such as a BALL🧶 GAG😵🙊 or ⭕CHOKER👔—as only a true MASOCHIST😩🥵 can take 🐷 the 👹ABUSE👹 and lack of COLAs🥤(and cummies💦) that they’re getting from administrat-WH🤡RES‼️

👨‍🏫Teacher👩‍🏫 turnHOEver🎡 rates are HIGHER😈🥬 than ever📈, but you can still do your part🫡❗Give your shiny 🍎APPLE🍎 up to a CUNNING📚🤓 LINGUIST👅👅❗ SQUEEZE 🪗 your 🍑CHEEKS🍑 to hold a BEAKER 👩‍🔬 for a 🧪CUMISTRY🧪 TEACHER❗Have a 🎶BAND🎶 DIRECTOR🪄 demonstrate EMBOUCHURE😚💨 on your BUSSY or THUßY🎂😩🎂❗ Or take the 🧔‍♂️DADDY🧔‍♂️ who does 🚗DRIVER’S🔰ED🔰 out for a RIDE🤼‼️ Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ scholastic👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓 sluts👯‍♂️ if you don’t want Betsy DeVaginosis👿 to 💩privatize💩 your ➿PUBE-LICK🍦 SCHOOL🏫 DICKSTRICT🍆‼️