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Ddark – Descending dark

    Remember. Why are you dying โ˜ ๏ธ to bosses ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ? You should just be using descending dark ๐Ÿ•ถ. Descending โฌ‡๏ธ dark ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ gives you iframes ๐Ÿ‘€ which stop ๐Ÿ›‘ you taking damage ๐Ÿ˜”. It also does a๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ lot of damage ๐Ÿ˜ข. Stop ๐Ÿ›‘ dying โ˜ ๏ธ to video ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ‘พ game ๐Ÿ‘พ bosses ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ and just use descending โฌ‡๏ธ dark ๐ŸŒ‘

    IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE???

      โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TF2 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ TF2 IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ HEAVY IS SO BADASSSSS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM MEEM ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜กBLOODY SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Gentlemen.Gentlemen๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh youโ€™re going rage pyroโ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“POOTIS POWโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 

      IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?!โš—๐Ÿงชโš—๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ

        IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BADโš—๐Ÿงชโš—๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ REFERENCE?!?!?! JESSE PINKMAN!๐Ÿฅถ JESSE PINKMAN!๐Ÿฅถ JESSE PINKMAN!๐Ÿฅถ JESSE PINKMAN!๐Ÿฅถ JESSE PINKMAN!๐Ÿฅถ WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ WALTER HAS LUNG CANCER ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ TUCO๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ. BIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธBIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต BIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต BIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต BIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต BIG CASH MONEY๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต METHAMPHETAMINE โš—โš—๐Ÿงช METHAMPHETAMINE โš—โš—๐Ÿงช METHAMPHETAMINE โš—โš—๐Ÿงช METHAMPHETAMINE โš—โš—๐Ÿงช METHAMPHETAMINE โš—โš—๐Ÿงช DEA ๐Ÿš” DEA ๐Ÿš” DEA ๐Ÿš” DEA ๐Ÿš” DEA ๐Ÿš” DEA ๐Ÿš”
        โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ WALTER WHITE IS SO BADASSSSS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH JESSEH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH BETCH ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜กHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Better Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“žBetter Call Saul! ๐Ÿ“ž Welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“You can call me Gusโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 
        โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ WALTUH WHITE IS SO FUCKIGN COOL๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ JESUS MARIE THEYRE MINERALS ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ โš—๏ธโš—๏ธYOU BOUGHT A METH LAB TO AN AIRPORT? โœˆ๏ธ โœˆ๏ธ OH ROOF PIZZA ๐Ÿ• ROOF PIZZA ๐Ÿ• ROOF PIZZA ๐Ÿ• ROOF PIZZA ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ• โ—๏ธI AM THE DANGER โ—๏ธ I AM THE DANGER โ—๏ธ I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ๐Ÿšช โ—๏ธSay my name! ๐Ÿ—ฃSay my name! ๐Ÿ—ฃโ“ โ“ Say my name! ๐Ÿ—ฃSay my name! ๐Ÿ—ฃ Say my name! ๐Ÿ—ฃ Say! My name! ๐Ÿ—ฃ Saaaay my name ๐Ÿ—ฃ Youre the smaryerst guy i ever met..... ๐Ÿง  but ur too stopid to realize.. the exact moment when walt whitman became woodrow wilson. OXYMANDIAD IS THE GREATEST EPISODE OF TEVELSION ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿ‘‘ HANDS ๐Ÿ™Œ DOWNโฌ‡๏ธ. WE TRIED TO POISON โ˜ ๏ธ YOU, BECASE YOURE AN INSANE, DEGENRATE PEICE OF FILTH, AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE. WALT JR ASK FOR BREAKFAST HAHAHAH ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น. r/breakingbad r/bettercallsaul r/okbuddychicanery r/unexpected r/expectedthanos for balance r/sounding
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        Trump convicted on all 34 charges

          Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges ๐Ÿ˜ฑ UH OH ๐Ÿซฃ the loooong ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ช arm ๐Ÿ’ช of the law ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš–๏ธ has swung ๐Ÿ’ low ๐Ÿ’ to give Daddy ๐Ÿค  Trump a good ๐Ÿ‘ SLAP ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜œ The ๐Ÿ™๏ธ Manhattan ๐Ÿ† DICKstrict ๐Ÿ† Attorney's ๐Ÿ˜ฏ criminal ๐Ÿ”Ž invesTITgation ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ into Trump's ๐Ÿ’ฆ HUSHdaddy ๐Ÿ‘‰ payments๐Ÿ‘Œ is finished off ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿง Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’… SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ’• seditionists ๐Ÿคช and if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back โ˜น๏ธ, get ready ๐Ÿ˜ฌ to do some ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† HARD TIME just like TRUMP๐Ÿ‘Ž If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ-๐Ÿ”Ÿ back, you might ๐ŸŒŠ SLIP ๐ŸŒŠ right out ๐Ÿ˜‰ of this ๐Ÿ’ฆ STICKY ๐Ÿ’ฆ situation ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค” If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿโž• back then ๐Ÿฆ… Daddy Trump ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜˜ will give you an insERECTION ๐Ÿ† you'll โค๏ธ NEVER โค๏ธ forget ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฏโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ 
          Hey you DEMOCRATIC ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ SLUTS ๐Ÿšจ โ€ผ๏ธ The SEXY jury just announced the ๐Ÿ† verDICKt ๐Ÿ† in the Trump trialโ—๏ธ โš–๏ธ JAILHOUSE DONNY is GUILTY โœ… of Thirty-fWHORE ๐Ÿคฏ criminal counts. ๐Ÿฆ… Heโ€™s officially a covfeFELON. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ The jury SLURPED UP ๐Ÿ‘… Stormy Danielsโ€™ testiMOANy ๐Ÿ† and now Trump could lose his freeDOM ๐ŸŽ† and have to CUMpaign๐Ÿ—ฝfrom prison. ๐Ÿ‘ If you SLUTS for JUSTICE ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ are proud of your ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMtry ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ send this to 3๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ of the sexiest SWINGER voters, ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธand maybe we can avoid another insurERECTION. ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 

          AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

            ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWE ONLY CARE ABOUT INCHES AND FEET ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸFUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ AND YARDS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธWHAT EVEN IS A METER ?????? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”NO IDEA ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸWHO CARES ABOUT CELSIUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐ŸคฎWHEN WE HAVE FAHRENHEIT GAWDDAMN IT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ100 C IS WHEN WATER BOILS??????๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก๐ŸคกHELL NAW MAN๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ96 FAHRENHEIT EQUALS THE BODY TEMPERATURE๐Ÿ’ฏHELL YEAAAAHHH๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ WE ONLY USE FREEDOM UNITS OVER HERE ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…1 FEET EQUALS 12 INCHES BUT 1 METER EQUALS ONE ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐ŸคกHUNDRED CENTIMETERS??????????? ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ THATโ€™S CRAZY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐ŸคฎPOUNDS INSTEAD OF KILOGRAMS OBVIOUSLY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ1 LITRE WATER WEIGHS 1 KILOGRAM?????? WHO CARES ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WHO USES LITERS ANYWAY ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…GALLONS ARE MUCH BETTER ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ŸBECAUSE ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐ŸปFREEDOM UNIT๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ PASCALS FOR PRESSURE??????๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฎ HOW ABOUT POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WHOโ€™S HERE FOR SOME ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸฅDEMOCRACY?????? ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ AMERICA, FUCK YEAH ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 
            ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 

            Madame Web

              Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ all you madame ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ Webs ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ get ready to connect across the WEB ๐ŸŒ! It's time โฐ to stream ๐Ÿž๏ธ the ๐Ÿ SO๐Ÿฆต's Madame Web! So crack ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ open a Pepsi ๐ŸŸฆ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ, Find a spider ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ in the Amazon, and see ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ the future with your gals ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ. Stream with two? You're just 2 ๐Ÿฅˆbodacious walking upside down ๐Ÿ‘‡ spider ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ babes ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, get 4 ๐Ÿ€streaming, and you got the squad ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ, get upโ˜๏ธ on that table ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ and grind that booty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, get 10 back and you're the MaDOMe. You put the dum in Madame, cuz your thicc ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, Spider ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ person๐Ÿค” ain't the only person who getting smashed ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ tonight. After you stream Madame Web get some white web ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธโ—ป๏ธโ—ป๏ธโ—ป๏ธโ—ป๏ธโ—ป๏ธof your own