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⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 500kg BOMB

    These inputs are from Helldivers 2, where they are called stratagems. Stratagems are basically markers for cooldowns for air strikes and equipment, etc. This one in particular calls for a 500kg bomb to be dropped at the marked location.

    500kg bomb

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    Orbital rail cannon strike

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    Ddark – Descending dark

      Remember. Why are you dying ☠️ to bosses 👨🏼? You should just be using descending dark 🕶. Descending ⬇️ dark 🕶️ gives you iframes 👀 which stop 🛑 you taking damage 😔. It also does a🅰️🅰️ lot of damage 😢. Stop 🛑 dying ☠️ to video 📻📻👾 game 👾 bosses 👨🏼 and just use descending ⬇️ dark 🌑

      IS THAT A TF2 REFERENCE???

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        IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?!⚗🧪⚗🧪👨‍🔬

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          Trump convicted on all 34 charges

            Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥 
            Hey you DEMOCRATIC 🗳️ SLUTS 🚨 ‼️ The SEXY jury just announced the 🍆 verDICKt 🍆 in the Trump trial❗️ ⚖️ JAILHOUSE DONNY is GUILTY ✅ of Thirty-fWHORE 🤯 criminal counts. 🦅 He’s officially a covfeFELON. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 The jury SLURPED UP 👅 Stormy Daniels’ testiMOANy 🍆 and now Trump could lose his freeDOM 🎆 and have to CUMpaign🗽from prison. 🍑 If you SLUTS for JUSTICE 🔥🔥🔥 are proud of your 💦CUMtry 🇺🇸 send this to 3️⃣4️⃣ of the sexiest SWINGER voters, 🗳️and maybe we can avoid another insurERECTION. 🦅🍾 🇺🇸 

            AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

              🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WE ONLY CARE ABOUT INCHES AND FEET 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😂😂😂😂 AND YARDS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT EVEN IS A METER ?????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔NO IDEA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐WHO CARES ABOUT CELSIUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤮🤮🤮🤮WHEN WE HAVE FAHRENHEIT GAWDDAMN IT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸100 C IS WHEN WATER BOILS??????😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡HELL NAW MAN💯💯💯96 FAHRENHEIT EQUALS THE BODY TEMPERATURE💯HELL YEAAAAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤡🤡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 WE ONLY USE FREEDOM UNITS OVER HERE 💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅1 FEET EQUALS 12 INCHES BUT 1 METER EQUALS ONE 🤡🤡🤡HUNDRED CENTIMETERS??????????? 🤮🤮🤮🐐🐐🐐😂😂😂 THAT’S CRAZY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🇺🇸🐐🦅🐐😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🤮POUNDS INSTEAD OF KILOGRAMS OBVIOUSLY 😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😂🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯1 LITRE WATER WEIGHS 1 KILOGRAM?????? WHO CARES 😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO USES LITERS ANYWAY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅GALLONS ARE MUCH BETTER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐🐐BECAUSE 👍🏻👍🏻FREEDOM UNIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 PASCALS FOR PRESSURE??????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮 HOW ABOUT POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH 💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO’S HERE FOR SOME 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁DEMOCRACY?????? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
              🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸