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Tim Walz as VP

    👩🏾‍💼 KAMALAH HARRIS 👩🏽‍🏫 just SLID into the DMs 📥 of TIM WALZ 🍑 like “hey there DADDY 🍆😏 you ready to help me pump 🇺🇸 some serious CUMpetence into this country?” 💦💦💦🔥 Who knew politics could be soooo sexy? 💋💋 Make no mistake, this TICKET is ready to RIDE 🔥🔥 and PLEASURE 👅 the nation like never before 🍌We’re talking about some serious VICE PRESIDENTIAL action 👀🍑that’ll have voters dripping like it’s a HOT SUMMER NIGHT 🌙🔥💦 If you don't get TURNED ON by their power COUPLE vibes ☄️💥👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽, you must be a LAME DICK! 🍆💔 Time to get THOSE VOTES UP and let Kamala SPANK 💥 up some real change 🔥 or else you’ll be left hanging with the leftovers 🍗🍩 Like STAY IN YOUR LANE, 'cause these two are ready to SLAY💅🏽👊🏽 Send this to 6️⃣ of your hottest political BANGERS🍆🔥🍑 and let’s get this party STARTED! 🎉🔥💦 
    🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️
    
    DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦
    🍑🚨 KAMALA HARRIS JUST HUMPED 🐶 TIM WALZ IN THE VP RACE 🏁💦 Get ready to BEND OVER MINNESOTA because they’re about to SLAY SOME POLITICAL PUSSY 🌊💦 Kamala’s got her EYE on that WALZ and he’s about to RIDE THAT COCK 🚴‍♂️🍆 all the way to the WHITEHOUSE! 🏛️💥 I hope you’re ready to get FREAKY in St. Paul, because Tim's trying to STUFF THAT BALLOT 🗳️ 🍗 like it’s Thanksgiving 🤭💋 It's about to be an ERECT-tion like never before! 💦 Get those votes IN, or be left OUT of this 🤪 DOMINATING DANCE. 💃📅 It's a SINFUL showdown of MISS KAMALA and TIMMY WALTZ, so tighten up your THONGS 👙🍌 and make those votes COUNT or you'll be SORRY in a BLUE BALLS election! 💙💧 
    🎉 OH HELL 💦 YEAH, Kamala 👩🏽💼 Harris just picked 🥳 the WALTZin' MAN, Tim Walz 🌪️🍑 as her VP date! 🍾💦 To the WINDOW, to the WALZ 🌈💥, sweat drips down my BALZ 🍑💦💦, I'm talking about them STEAMY 😏💦 debates 🔥🗣️ where they get to BUMP and GRIND 👯‍♂️national policies and her agenda in the OVAL OFFICE 🏛️! So if you wanna GET DOWN 💃🏽👅 with some political spice, send this to 3️⃣ sexy friends 👯‍♀️ or get ready for a POLITICAL BLUEBALLS ⚽🙅‍♂️! When they mix 💦 those votes📊 with that ASS LOWDASOS 🍑💥, we be really CUMmencing 💦 the FUN-TIMES across Minnesota 🌆🍌! Vote WALTZ or get your ASS KICKED! 🥋🍑💦💦💦 
    KAMALA🥥HARRIS🌴🤣 JUST 👏😤SLAPPED ❄️MINNESOTA🥶 GOVERNOR 🥸 TIM WALZ ON THAT TICKET 🍑🔥FOR VICE PRESI-DICK🍆😎. WHO KNEW A LITTLE WALTZ 🕺💃 COULD GET US ALL SO HOT AND STEAMY? 🔥😈 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣ SEXY DEMOCRATS WHO NEED A VICE ON THEIR STICK 🍆🍑 OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE NEXT HOT MEETING 🔥💼🍾😏 

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      Mo Ye

        Mo Ye from YuGiOh copypasta

        The Mo Ye card copypasta from Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel!

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        Biden drops out

          UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦 
          👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋🏳️‍🌈 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑 UP ⬆️ and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦 his duties 💩 as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨 These WHOREABLE DemocRATS 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶 on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻 DICK FOR US🍌 Send this to 47 of your most HORNY 💦voters 🗳️ if you get 0️⃣ back you'll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back then you'll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝 
          NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙 🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦 if you get 0️⃣ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️⃣ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵 
          DID 🫵😳YOU HEAR? 👀👂DADDY 👅👴🏻BIDEN 😏⬇️DROPPED THAT 🍑💦FAT 😜🏋️‍♂️ASS 🍒LOW. 📉AND 😳DROPPED 👄OUT ✌🏽OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY 🥵💃🕳️WHORE 🤸🏼‍♂️😉🍆 PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏃‍♂️💨RACE. 🏌🏼‍♂️HE 👨🏼‍🦯😈 MADE 😰THE 🍌LONG 🍆HARD 🤤👀DECISION 👴🏼😏TO LET A 🤰🏽MILF 🍑WITH FAT 🤤 JUICY 💯👅💦COCONUTS 🥥🥥PROTECT 🫡‼️AND 💃🏽😘SERVE 🇺🇸💦OUR 🦪🇺🇸🗽CUNTRY. 😜😈 TRUMP 🍊💇🏼‍♂️HAS 😜💦 BEEN ❌A BAD 🙈👿 NAUGHTY 😏🥵BOY 🍆🍌💰AND 😩💁🏽‍♀️ SHE'S 🚔🚬A COP 🚓👮🏽‍♀️WHO 🍑🤔 WILL 🫡HAVE 🔗🚨💅🏽HIM 👋🏽💢🍑 SPANKED 🥵💦🩸 INTO 💣😳SUBMISSION 🍆💦CUM 🇺🇸🗳️ NOVEMBER 🏛️🎆 SEND THIS 💌👏🏽TO 2️⃣0️⃣ PATRIOTIC 🎖️🇺🇸 SLUTS 🥵🍑OR 🔗SUBMIT 😩TO 4️⃣ MORE 👄SLUTTY 🍆💦YEARS🎉OF DADDY 😜 TRUMP 🇺🇸🍊🏌🏼‍♂️
          I know 😎 we've 👯‍♂️ all 👫 been 🚗 RIDIN' 😚 with 🍆 big 🍆 dick 🍆 Biden 🇺🇸 but 😲 he 🏃 just 👶⛔👎🙅‍♂️ PULLED OUT 😿🍆💦➡️ of ❌ the 🏁 race 🏃😔😔🫡 Who ❓ will ❓ FILL 🤪 THE VOID 🕳️ now⁉️ KAMAMA 🍈🍈 is 💃 ready 💅 to 🍑 POP 🎉 HER 🕺 PUSSY 🐱 into 👆 the 🌟 presidency 🏛️ but 😧 who ❓ will ❓ get 🎁 the 🏆 biggest 😲 LOAD 💦 of 📦 votes 🗳️ stuffed 💦 into 💦 their BALL-ot 🌰🌰 📦 BOX 📦 at the CUMvention😩😩⁉️⁉️ Can ❓ they 💃 defeat 👊 the 💪 BIGGEST 😂 PUSSY 🐱 GETTER 😜 OF 🏆 ALL 🌍 TIME🤴🤴 in HOEvember ⁉️⁉️ Send 📧 this 👇 to 📲 🔟 of 🔥 your 😈 SLUTTIEST 😌💅 genocidaires 👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶🇵🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂get 👍 10 🔟 back 🔄 you're 🦸 Corn 🌽 Pop 🥇 get ⬇️ 5️⃣ back 🔄 you 🥴 fell 🫃 out ⤵️ of 😝 a 🥥🌴🥥🌴C O C O N U T T R E E🌴🥥🌴🥥 get ⛔ 0️⃣ back 🔄 you're 🚫 a 😒 lying 🤥 dog 🐶 faced 😆 pony 🐴 soldier 🪖🎖️🤮 
          HOE 🥵 BI🏳️‍🌈-DEN 👴🏻 has ✅💰 officially DROPPED 😡 his 👣‼ 2024 CUM-paign 💦💦 for 🍆 presiCUNT and 🧀🌰 now, it’s 🤔 time ⌚ for 🎁🍆 CUM-ala HARRIS to 👉 gather her massive 😯 coco-NUT JUGS 🍒 and 🙆👎 take 👆 the 👏📩 democra-DICK 🍆 nomination. This FALL, 🍁🍂 get 👌 ready 😤😤 to 😵💦 FREAK UP 👆 and STREAK 🔥🏃🏻 to the 📅🦉 voting POLES and vote for 🍆 DOMMY MOMMY CUMMYLA 🥵HARR-ASS 🍑 and the 🎊 CUNT-ext 🌮 of 🐶 all 💯💯 in 👏 which 👏👏 you LICK 👄 and what 👼⏰ CAME 💦 before you. Send 💌 this 👉 to 2️⃣5️⃣👏 of your 🏻 FREAKIEST demoCUNTS 🍑 if you get 2️⃣5️⃣👏 back ⬅⬅ KAMALA 👩🏽will 💰 be 👏 promoted from VP-nis 🍆 to 💋HOE-tus 🫦if 🙎💵 you get 1️⃣0️⃣back you are 🔢 a 😩 certified CUMALA FREAK 👅🏿 if 🏃 you 👈 get 0️⃣ back 🔙 then 😧😕 you are a 💰🏻 CRUSTY inCUMbent lover. 💦🤬 
          cmon‼️‼️election🗳️season2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣let’s get sickening🦠😷!! looks like grandaddy👴🏻BI🏳️‍🌈⚧️-den just ☠️ death💀dropped⬇️📉😔out of the running 🏃‍♂️ , and the 🎖️competition🏆 is 🤬👿fiercer👺💅than ever. will 💦Kum-on-a 💇🏽‍♀️Hairy-ass🍑manage to 🔪slay🔫 this season’s villain 🦹🏼 Trump 👂🩸🧟‍♂️ or will she 🙅🏽‍♀️choke😭😭 on that big 🍆🍆 D? OR will another queen 👸🏼 rise 🆙⬆️↗️ to the 🍾🎈occasion🎉🎊 and 💃sashay 👘away with America’s 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸hearts❤️🤍💙? Send this 2️⃣4️⃣ of your most 🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️democratic🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ divas! If you get 0️⃣ back, JD Vance will project🤮 2025 of his 💦cummies☔️right into your voting👌👄 booth😵🤤. If you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back BI-den will ram 🐏 his polls 📝🧾 into your bald 🧑‍🦲 eagle 🦅. If you get 2️⃣4️⃣ back, ur getting that house 🏠 painted 🎨 white 💦⚪️❕ tonight 😋😜🙂‍↕️
          JOE BI🏳️‍🌈DEN👴 HAS OFFICIALLY‼️ FALLEN OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND KAMALA’S COCONUTS🥥 ARE RUNNING 🏃‍♀️FOR PRESI-CUNT🥵 THIS FALL🍂 SO BE PREPARED😳 TO VOTE🗳️ FOR THE CUNT🍑TEXT📚 OF ALL💯 IN WHICH YOU FUCK😫🥵 AND WHAT CAME💦 IN YOU🫵 AND SAVE US 🙏FROM ONE EAR👂 DONALD👹. SEND THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO BLESS CUMALA 👑AND HER COCONUTS🥥 
          YOU THINK 🤔💭 YOU JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE COCONUT TREE❓️🥥🌴 JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN 👴 JUST FELL ⬇️ OUT OF THE 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ELECTION. HOPEFULLY 🤔 WE CAN STILL EXIST 🧍‍♂️ IN THE CONTEXT 💭 OF A FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY 🦅 AND AVOID TRUMP'S 🍊 CUMMIES 😵‍💫💦 WHO DO YOU 🫵 THINK 🤔 WILL REPLACE GRANDDADDY BIDEN ❓️🤔💦 
          UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻‍🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨‍⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵‍💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE BITCH IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏CUM-MALA 💦WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽‍♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE ⚪️WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE 🪟GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL DADDY T-RUMP 🍊💁🏼👂 AND 🌈GAY-D 🍆 VANCE EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS AND 🕳️HOLES ?!?!✌️👅💦 
          👉 YOU JUST GOT A TICKET 🎫 TO 🔛 the kamala 🥥 🌴 train 🚂 ! the bar car 🍷 🍸 is OPEN 🍾 , the conductor 👩🏽‍✈ ️ is xanned up 💊 🤤 , and we just hit 🤙 💥 a cow 🐄 🐮 without even slowing 🐌 down 😅 ! fav ❤ ️and send 📬 to 🔟 friends or you’ll fall 🍃 🍁 into a K HOLE 😵‍💫 🕳 ️forever ♾ ️!!
          ‼️ATTENTION❗️ALL CITIZENS OF THE 🇺🇸United Slays 🇺🇸of AmeriCUNT!!‼️Brand new presidential🕴️ candidate fresh 💦picked from the coconut tree🥥🌴❗️Big Daddy Joe👨🏻‍🦳💤 has ✨DEATH DROPPED✨ OUT 💀of the race🏎️🏁and endWHOREsed 😩💦Vice President 🚔 Copala Harris🚨🌴❗️The Democratic Party🫏🎉 broke up ❌🙅‍♀️with Big Daddy Joe 👨🏻‍🦳💤 cuz he is no longer fit 🏋️💪to serve🪖our CUNTry 🇺🇸💅🏻✨ 
          ‼️IT'S 🙅‍♂️JOEVER 🙅‍♂️ ‼️ Daddy 🔥 Joe Biden 👴 just PULLED OUT🥵 🍆💦🕳 leaving a gaping🥵 HOLE 🕳 at the top 🔝🍆 of the Democratic💙 ticket 🗳🎟. Will the Dems 🟦 choose 👑👩🏽‍✈️Kamala ♀️⁉️ or an open 🕳 CUMvention 💦 (did they just fall ⬇️🍁 out of a 🥥cocoNUT 💦 tree 🌴⁉️) Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest 🐽🥵 coconutpilled 🥥🌴 KHive 🐝 members 🍆 — get🔟 back and the whole country will go🟦 BLEW 🍆💦 this November 🗓 ! Get 5️⃣ back and your ballot 🗳 box😼 will be stuffed 🫃 full 🥵 of Democratic 🟦 votes! Get 0️⃣ and Trump 🍊 sweeps 🧹 😔 
          ‼️ EMERGENCY MEATING 🍆🍖 OF THE DNC (DICK N COCK) ‼️🚨 Ho 🫦 Bi-den 🩷💜💙 is pulling out 🥴💦 of the campussy for Cummmmander 🥛🍯 in Chief 🫡 👮‍♂️ He fought longggg 📏😱 and harddd ☄️🥵 for our cuntry 🌮🦪 but he just couldn’t finish 🥀📉 Pour one out 🥃🍸for his big 😫 blue 🌀 donkey balls 🐴🫐 Which DOMocrat ⛓️👠🪢 will groping grandpa 🤏🏻👴🏻 tag in to double team babygirl 🎀🥺 Donnie🧎🏼🍊?? Send this 📨💌 to 🔟 of your top🔝 politihoes 🦅 🇺🇸 If you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you won’t get any head 😝😋 of state tonight ❎😔 If you get 6️⃣-9️⃣ back ♋️, daddy 🙎🏼‍♂️mighttt give you 🙋🏼‍♂️his general erection 🍆 🆙 If you get 🔟 back, the whooole ERECT🍌ORAL 👅 college 🚆🚂 is gonna stuff 🦃 your tiny little 🧸🥺 ballot box 🗳️📮 till 2028 ‼️🎇 
          My fellow 🇺🇸 AmeriCUNTS‼️🍑💦💦 Daddy 👨🏼 JOE 🤤 just DROPPED out of the 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ erection🍆🌭on national 💦ice 🍦CREAM 🥵🥵day. Kamala🙋🏽‍♀️ stuck her gyatt 🍑out 👅of the cocoSLUT🥥 tree to put PUSSY 🍑💦🫦in the OVAL 🦅OFFICE and 🎟️ride 🎠patriot DICK🍭 into victory🏆🎖️. BREAKING 🚨⏰news‼️‼️ hot 🥵sexy 😩kinky 💋Trump🕴️will get his 👂ear infected😷 by girl squirt🍑💦 and GAY CUM. 🍆💦Send this to 5️⃣ other freedom 🇺🇸💸loving hoes or you will 🙅‍♀️😳NOT be invited to Hunter Biden crack party💊🎉🥳🎊 

          Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

            ⚠️❗️UH OH ❗️⚠️ PRESIDENT 😩🫡 BIDEN HAS CUM 💦👀 DOWN ⬇️🕺WITH HOE-VID 🦠🤧! HE DIDN'T 🚫🙂‍↕️ USE 🙅🏻‍♀️ PROTECTION 😏🍆 FROM THE HEFTY 💪🏼🫦VIRAL LOAD 🥵 😷 AND HAS TO 👨🏻‍⚕️🔫 BE IN WHORE-ENTINE 💅🏼❌ UNTIL HE'S 🚫 NO LONGER 🧪🤪 CUNTAGEOUS 🤒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 SEND 📲 THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💄😋🙌 COVID CUNTS 💃💉 YOU KNOW 😤👊 OR YOU'LL BE 🔜🫵 THE NEXT VICTIM 😈🪦OF THE PANDEM-DICK 💀💀 
            🚨 CALL ☎️ THE CENTER FOR 😩 DISEASE 😷 CUNT-ROL‼️
            
            SLEEPY 💤 JOE 💪🏼 maybe 😈 going 🏃 to sleep 💀 FOREVER ‼️💗 While DADDY TRUMP 🍊 was taking BULLETS to the EAR 👂our 🔥 HOE-TuS was taking too many 💦 CUMMIES 💦 to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19😮
            
            The world 🌎 HOE Organization 👅 told JILL to keep that 🐱 🍆 LOCKED UP 🔒 until 💦 JOE washes 🧽🧽🧽 his dirty nasty little 👌 fingers 🖕 for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 🧼🧼 and 💦 water 💦 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
            
            THE LIBTARDS 🇺🇸 🦅 are shaking down 😶‍🌫️ ALL the COCONUT 🥥 TREES in 😷 SEARCH 🔎 of the next suCcessor 🍆🥵 It's time for our 👑 heroinE KAMALA 👑 to step in HEROIN 💉 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️but this TIME 😋 with an E !! unless 🙎🏻‍♂️ you're 👈 ZADDY HUNTER 💋 🐱 👅
            
            THOTS 💭 AND PRAYERS. 🤲 But TO DADDY 👨🏼‍🦳🍆 JOE 👨🏼‍🦯 Send this to your 😈 fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅 as a reminder 🚨 to stop 🛑🛑🛑 spreading 🤢🤧🤮 the germs 😷 and start spreading your 👉 🍩👣 legs 🤗 BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER 🥺

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