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ORDER 🔨🗣️ORDER 🔨😈 ORDER IN THE COURT 🔨🫦 THE 💦 SUCREAM🥛🕳️🤤 COURT 🏀 struck down 🚆 HOE BIDEN’S 🍆 promise to CANCEL ⛔🎓🧑🎓 STUDUSSY LOANS 🤑🥩💰 because 💳 💸 BANKS DESERVE BAILOUTS BUT THOSE DAMN KIDS DON’T!!! 🙅🤣💅 GRAB YOUR PITCHFORK🍴 and your 🔥TORCHES🔥 because 🧔🏼🙈😘 WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE 😍 BUT OUR CHAINS ⛓️ Send to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your FELLOW DEBTORS 😂 👯💥 AND YOU’LL STILL BE IN DEBT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 😂🍆🤡🇨🇦🇨🇦👏THATS👏RIGHT👏YOU👏🍁maPLe🍁💦CUM💦🍹guzzlers🍹you know what 🗓️day🗓️ it is. 💯56 years ago Sir John 🎓GradeA🐮Beef🍖 MacDonald 🕺showed🕺the👸Queen👑 his Dad🍆Dick👅👅👅💦💦 and 😏😏confederated this great🇨🇦NATION🇨🇦. Send this to 5 🏒puck🏒 👧sluts👧 and youre a 💀SkankyHarper💀 Forward this to 10 🐻beaverbitches🐻 and youre a 😣Sexy🔥🔥Trudeau😣. SEND THIS TO 20 🇨🇦PATRIOTIC🇨🇦 🐤LOONS🐤 AND YOURE TERRY 👀BIG👀 🍆COX🍆 👊POUNDING👊 YOUR WAY ACROSS THE 🇨🇦COUNTRY🇨🇦 WITH YOUR THIRD🍗LEG ON YOUR MARATHON OF COCK🍆🇨🇦Can you smell that??👃👃👃👃👃 ATTENTION ALL CHEESY WHORES 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Here's a THIRST TRAP🪤🪤🍑🧚♂️ you're gonna want to fall for 🪤🪤🪤 IT'S 🦅NATIONAL🇺🇸 🧀🧀🧀😋 CHEESE DAY, bITCHES 🧀🧀🧀🐭💦🐀🐁🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 YOU KNOW IT AIN'T EASY😔😔 BEING CHEEZY🤓🤪🧀 open your hole🕳🕳 like a SWISS🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭 Emmentaler 🧀🕳🧀😳😫🥺 Do you have a FETISH for FETA? Does COLBY make you HORNY?😳 wheter u like it SOFT 🛏 or HARD🧱, DRY🌵 and SALTY 😈🧂🧀 or THICC🍑🍑🍖 STINKY👃👃 AND 😳 CREAMY🥛💦🥛💦🥛💦 remember to BEG for EXTRA CHEESE 🍕🍕🍕 PLEASE😍 In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of your STINKIEST CHEESIEST SLUTS 🤪🧀🧀👄😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a FANCY GORGONZOLA😍🍄🍄🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a MELTY MOZZARELLA 😋🍕🍕💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a GROSS 🪱🪱🤢🤢CASSU MARTZU 🦠🪱🤢🤮🤮 and you're ILLEGAL🙅♀️⚖🏛 to CONSUME within the United States and the European Union as well as other territories.ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its the longest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be hot and sweaty all day long. 🌞😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 Put on your CUMblock 💦 and your SLUTTIEST 👒hat🎩 because the sun 🌞 rays will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 CUMMIES in the sun 🌞 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, 👌🏿 today is for you 😩😩 Go out and tan ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 SKANKS 🙋🏿 If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽In 👌👏 the summertime, when 😩⏰ the weather 💧 is high 🔊 You 💰😤👉 can 🤤 stretch right 🔰🔰 up 🤸♀️🔊 and touch 👈 the sky 🤡 When 👌 the weather's fine 😂👌 You 😼😼😼😼😽😸 got 🤭 women, 👧 you 👈 got ❌ women 👭 on 🔛 your 🇺🇸👈😀 mind 🧠 Have 👃 a drink, 🍶 have 🈶 a drive 🚗 Go 🏃🏃 out 👀 and see 👀 what 🗯️ you 👩🏽✈️👩🏽✈️✈️ can 👺 find 🔍🔍 If her 👩 daddy's 👨👦 rich, 💶 take 👊 her 👩 out 😓 for 4️⃣ a meal If her 👸😡 daddy's 🤖 poor, 💸 just 🕛👀 do 👩😂 what 😅 you 👈 feel 😁🏼 Speed 🚅 along 🎶 the lane, 🚲 do 🙅 a ton or a ton and twenty-five When 🔜 the sun ⛅ goes ❗ down 🔻⤵️ You 👈 can 🧠 make 💘 it, make 🛠️ it good 👌 in 👊 a lay-by We're 👶 not ✨ grey 💔💔 people, 👫 we're 🎈 not 👏❌ dirty, we're 😫🏻 not 🚫❌ mean 🤔 We 👫 love 💖 everybody, 👩👨 but 😳 we ❓ do 😫 as we 🌿 please 🤣 When ⏰ the weather's fine, 🙊 we 👦 go 😓 fishing 🚣♀ or go 🦗 swimming 🏊♀ in ⁉️ the sea 🌊 We're 👌👶 always 👌 happy, 😆 life's for 🕓 living 😮😮 Yeah, ❤️ that's 🏩 our 💩 philosophy 🤣💭 Sing 🎤 along 🎶 with us 🪐 Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah 😤 we're 👪👏 hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-do, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah, 😩 dah-do, dah-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah, do-dah-dah (alright, 👋 alright, 👋 alright) 👋 Alright 👋 When 🤷 the winter's here, 📍 yeah ✨ it's party 🎉🎈 time 🕠 Bring 🚶 your 🤗 bottle, 🍾 wear 👚 your 😇 bright 🌝 clothes 👕 It'll soon 🔜 be 😹😹😹 summertime And we'll 👤 sing 🎤🎙️ again, 😬 we'll 🤷🏾♂️ go 🏃 driving 🚗 Or maybe 🤔 we'll 🤷 settle down 😱 If she's 😃 rich, 💶 if she's 👸 nice, 😁 bring 🤔 your 👉 friends 👫 And we'll 😤 all 👐🏼 go ✅ into 🤓 town 🔥 In 2️⃣❕0️⃣❕2️⃣❕1️⃣❕ the summertime, when 😂🕕 the weather 🌫 is high 📓 You 👊 can 😷 stretch right 🔰🔰 up 🔼⬆️ and touch 🥵 the sky ☁️ When 🕛 the weather's fine, 😒 you 🥵 got 🉐 women 💁 You 😊 got 😏 women 💁 on 🔛 your 👉😩 mind 🤯 Have 😣✅ a drink, 🍵 have 🈶 a drive, 🚚 go 🏃 out ↘️ and see 👀 what 🧐 you 😀😊 can 🧞 find 🔍 If her ⚰️👿 daddy's 👨👦 rich, 💲 take 💅 her 👄 out 😝🚪 for 🍅 a meal If her 👸😡 daddy's 💘👑 poor, 💸 just ❗ do 😣 what 🧐 you 👈 feel 🆙 Speed 🚅 along 🎶 the lane, 🚲 do 😏 a ton or a ton and twenty-five When 🤷 the sun ☀️ goes 🎆 down, 🤗 you 😀🤟 can 🦎 make 💘 it Make 😼😼😼😼😼 it good 🆗🌟🙅♂️❇️📈🙅 in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ a lay-by We're 😂🙈 not 🚫🙅 grey 💔 people, 👺 we're 😱👨 not 🚯 dirty, we're 🤝 not 🚯 mean 🧚🏼♀️ We 👨👩 love 😍 everybody, 😡 but 🤤🤚 we ⚠️ do 👀 as we 👶👥 please 🙏 When 🕗 the weather's fine, 😂👌 we 🚟🚟 go 💩 fishing 🐟 or go 🦟 swimming 🏊♀ in 🕺 the sea 🌊 We're 🙈 always 🙄 happy, 🤣 life's for 💗 living 😮 Yeah, 🙌😜 that's 😐🔕 our 📌💯 philosophy 😒 Sing 🎶😙 along 🔚🔚 with us 🇺🇸 Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah Yeah 👴🏾🙌🏩👈🏾 we're 👨😩 hap-happy Dah dah-dah Dee-dah-doo, dee-dah-do, dah-do-dah Yeah 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 dah-dah, dah-dah-dahAHOY🫡 SLUTS! 🚢🤤🍆 that’s right, the submersible 🛥️ is buried DEEP😩😋in the 🌊 North Atlantic HO-cean. 96 hours of SEXYgen 🌬️ is about to run 🏃🏻♂️🏃🏽♂️🏃🏾♂️out, so those 5 ZADDYIES 👨👨👦👦 are gonna start RAWdogging 💦🧼 that H2o! 🧜🏼♀️My Heart ♥️ Will Go On and My DiCk 🍆 will get HARD. 🪨 💎 Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your horniest 🍼 SEMEN🥛so that bOOty🍑 dont SINk ⚓️. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re an Xbox-controlled 🎮 SKANK! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’ll get $250K 💰💸🤑 from some billion-HAIRY c0ck xoThis 👽life 🛟aquatic 🌊ain’t 🙅♂️ bubbling 🫧🛁no 🚷 more.⚓️🔒💰 Once 🚢 sailed a sub, the Titan 🔥💣 bold, 🌊💵 Beneath the waves, a tale 📖 untold.💰👑 Rich billionaires 💸🤑 on board they sat, ⚓️💰 Little did they know their fate. 🙀🔧🏭 Built with cheapness, flaws 😱🙈 concealed, 💔🚢 A sinking secret soon revealed. 🌊🔍 The ocean depths whispered 🌫️🌊 of doom, 💀💸 And sealed their fate within its gloom. 💀🚢💀 Now the Titan rests below, 🌊⚰️💰💔 A reminder of what we sow. 🌾🌱⚠️📣 Share this tale, let others know, 📚🌐🌊🌫️ Greed can lead to depths we should not go. ⚠️🌊🙅♂️📖📙There once were five 5️⃣billionaires💰💵🤑 bold, Who embarked on a 🏎️🏁⚓️joyride, we're told🙉🙊🗣️, In a sub🚢🛥️🚤 known as Titan💪, With 🤣😝giggles and wit🧠🧐, man, Their voyage, a tale 🧚♂️🧌yet untold.🧙♂️
But their luck 🍀 soon took a dirty🍆💦😈 dive,👙🤿 As they crashed into a 😰🚞🚂wreck, not alive,💀☠️ The Titanic's 🌊🧊🚢remains, 🫢😬😳Exposed their foolish gains,📉💎👏 Now their riches💸🧧are just a sad jive.🦃😭🦀Konnichiwa buddies🥰Owo what's this?! Is that a bulging suschlong🐔🐔I see in your pants?! 🤗 Kawaii sugoi!! So big dekai!!🍆🍆Anyway, ohayo buddy-kun! 😍 Did you want to continue our sex slave roleplay from yesterday? I know you want to~~😘 6 N-nande?! What do you mean you found someone better?!🤬 That's it, you need correction!💢💢💢