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HEY 👋 SISTERS 👯♀️🌈‼️ Know 🤔 what day 🗓 it is today? 📍 It's the second ✌️ day of the 💼 💅 WERK🌈 week following 🙏🦃 Thanksgiving... ✨️🌈💅IT'S GIVING... TUESDAY💅🌈✨️ Today is all about 💦💵GENEROSITY 🤤🍆‼️ With your charitable 💦💵CUMtributions💦 you can show 👉 your 💵 appreciation 📈 for the 👯♀️ DIVAS 👯♀️ who are 💅💃SERVING 💅🌈 our community 🌆 and our world 🌎 every day. TODAY is the 🤤BIGGEST🍆‼️ fundraising day of the ❄️ season⛄️ so help the ORG(ie)s 💦 you care about 🌱GROW💦 ITS DECEMBER AND ❤️🎅🏽🤶🏼 JOLLY OLD ST. THICCOLAS 🍆🍆 IS CUMMING TO TOWN🎄🎅🏼 TO LOOSEN UP RUDOLPH'S 🦌🦌BUSSY for a gaping chimney landing 😻🐾 and get ready to SLAY 🎯🎉 this Cuntmas 🎄🎁 season! Santa's CUMMIES 💦🍭 are gonna flood 🔥🔥 the stockings 🎀🧦 like never before! Frosty’s ice cold LOAD ⛄️⛄️💦 is just what you need for a WHITE Christmas ❄️🌨️🌌! Santa's reindeer are ALL HORNY 🦌🔥👀 and ready to RIDE 🍆🍆all night long 🎶💃🍑 Pray to the virgin King Jesus and let him RISE tonight!! 💅🏼💦💦 Let's deck the halls 😜💦💦with the saviors BALLS 🎶🏠 Save some MISTLETOE kisses 😘💋 that lead to SLEIGHing this ASS 🍑💥! Make me leak egg nog all night long daddy 😈💦😛 So, grab the XXXMAS💦💦 tree 🍹🍸 and hold onto that THICK veiny branch ❄️💦 because it's a JOLLY time for some NAUGHTY HO's to squirt 💦💦 on Santa’s Sack! 🙊🎉🍌! Get ready to SCREAM 🐷💦 like the naughty Christmas sluts 😈🧝♂️ we are, because Santa's got the CHIMNEY lubed up and FULL of surprises 🎁🌟🍆!!! 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Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒Hey there 👋 SKANK SLUTS 🤗 It’s Big BLACK ⚫️ COCK 🐓 FRIDAY 🍆 By now 🗓️ you’re fully stuffed 🍆🍆🍆 from yesterday’s BIG SPREAD. 😩😳🦃 Get ready 🙇♂️ to swipe those SLITS 💳 💦 to get the best deals 🏷️ on DICK. 🌽🍆🍆🍆 That ASS 🍑 is 69% Off! 🤘😝🤘💦 Tons of door 🚪💥 BUSTING 🍈🍈 deals for you to BUST on 💦 or BUST IN. 🤰🔥 Send this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST 👯♀️ cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦🏁💥➡️HEY, WAKE UP!!☄️⏰️!🛌🙇 THERE'S SHIT TO BUY!⬅️ 💥🏷 🧑🦽🏇 That's right baby, 😈👶it's BLACK FRIDAY🔥🎁💳!!! Time⏳️⏱️ to pull up⬆️ those sweatpants 🩲and GET THESE DEALS!🛍 🤯🛍🤼♂️🛍 You still in a food coma🍗🍽 😴? TOUGH TITTY! 😤😤 You better suck 🧎♂️🧋🧛♂️ n fuck 🤸♀️🐖 the cashier🪙💵 if you want the REAL coupons! 🏆🎟💯 You think I mean buying 💵🛒🏃♀️ shit 🚽🧻?! God🧝🎅☀️ (or a surgeon 🏥🩺) didn't give 🎁you those holes😮👅🕳🐟⛳️👌 for you not 🙅♀️ to shoplift 🆓️🥷 with em! 🪤🛍🏃♀️ Send 💌😏this to 🔟 of your sexiest 😛💅consumerist whores👯♀️👛🪙👯 for free shipping 🆓️ 📦📫 on your next dick appointment 🍆🗓😩😳. Get 10☝️👌 back 🔙and you're getting SANTA'S 🎅SPECIAL🏆 COUPON 🤤CUMMIES 💦🤑😛🥜 Get 5🖐5️ back, you're a SLOPPY SHOPPER 🥴🥵 Get NONE 👎back… you're paying FULL PRICE💸💳 It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩Hey there 👋 my cum 💦 gobbling 🦃🥵sluts 🤗 It’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆 again 🗓️. After getting 🥵rammed 🐏 full with thicc 💪meat 🐖you’re probably 🤨fully STUFFED 🍆🍆🫃. But you better get that 🤤😩 bussy 🕳️🕳️ ready 🙇♂️💪 to get filled with 💦 💦the best 💅 deals 🏷️🤝 on DICK 🍆 this season 🌽🍲🥧. So get those pants 👖off 🚮, legs spread 🦵😳 and ASS 🍑 out because it's time 👀 to get 69% 🥵 off and have 🥴your door 🚪💥 BUSTED this 👇 year. With deals 🍭for you to BUST on 💦 ☺️ or BUST IN 🤤🤰. 🔥 Send this to 1️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 👯♀️🕺💃cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦 to get a deal with extra girth 🍆 💪 fit to satisfy 🥵😩💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shitthots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅IT’S 🕰️ FOR BLACK’D ⚫️FRIDAY🗓️!! YESTERDAY ⬅️ YOU GOBBLED🦃 DOWN ALL THAT WHITE ⚪️ MEAT🍖 AND FILLED ALL YOUR HOLES 🕳️😮 WITH GRAVY🤤💦. BUT NOW ITS TIME TO BEAT OFF 🍆 ✊🏼 💦ALL THE COCK EAGER 🤤SHOPPERS🛍️🛒 TO GET YOUR 🙌 AND 👄 ON THAT 70” 📺 AND A 13”BLACK DICK 💪🏿🧍🏿🍆 . SET YOUR ⏰ FOR 🌅, GRAB YOUR COCKFEE☕️, AND 🏃🏃♀️💨 TO YOUR FAVORITE STORE❤️🏬. GRAB A 🛒 AND FILL IT WITH THE BIGGEST BLACKEST 🌚🍆💪🏿DICK YOU CAN FIND. DON’T BLOW YOUR LOAD 🍆💦ALL AT ONE PLACE! TIME IT OUT⏱️ SO YOU CAN 🚿 YOURSELF IN DOOR BUSTERS🚪🍆💦. SEND THIS TO 🔟 SLUTTY 👄SHOPPERS💦🤑🛍️. IF YOU GET ☝️BACK YOU GET TRAMPLED TO 💀 BY THE CROWD’S BIG BLACK DICKS 💪🏿🍆. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU GET 🅱️🅾️G🅾️ DICKS🍆. IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU CAN BLOW 🌬️ 💯 PERCENT OFF OF THAT BLACK FRIDAY DICK🧍🏿⚫️🍆. 🎉🎊💦 HOLY SHIT! 🍆BLACK FRIDAY is 🛍️🌀 here and we’re all about to get DICKED DOWN like it’s 📦🎁💦 a sale on the BIGGEST TOYS ever! 😈🧸💥 Time to SLAM the checkout button 🖱️👊💦 harder than your favorite KINKY PRIME🔥💋💦 customer! RUSH to grab those 🔥DEALS🔥 before they go OUT OF STOCK🛑💔, because you know Amazon's about to give you more than JUST packages 📦👀, it’s an ALL NIGHT LONG 🛏️💦 shop-a-thon! Prayin’ for that DICK 💦 delivery 🛵📦🎉but don't wait too long, girl, you might just be LEFT on the BACKSHELF 🍑🍑🍑 while everyone else gets YAMMIE 💦🔥 for those PANTY-DROPPING 🤤 deals! 💃🏼🤑 So get ready to POUND that wishlist like it’s your favorite GIFT 🎁💝... if you can’t handle the heat 🔥🍆, then GET OUT of my shopping CART 🛒💋💦!! Who’s ready to get STUFFED full of BLACK FRIDAY goodies? 🍗🍆🎊💦 hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿Black 🖤 Friday is here, bitches. Prices are low 🔽 so we 👯 get high 🚬 🚬. But 🍑☝you ❤😖 can’t put a price💲on daddy’s 💦 dick 🍆. Send 📩💌 this👌🤔 to 🔟 of your 💪🏼 cheapest thots for the best deals 💸. Get 5️⃣ back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK ⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦 YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍Hey, you bargain-hunting BITCHES 🛒💃🔥😈, it’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆🌑💥, the horniest shopping day of the year 😩💦! Time to get those DEALS 🍑💰✨ and STEALS 🍌💦🤤 while you SLIDE 💃🧼 into those tight discounts 🛍️😉😏 and CHECK OUT 🧾💳⚡ some massive markdowns 📉😮💨! Grab that BIG BLACK FRIDAY DICKCOUNT 🍆🖤🍆 and POUND the pavement 🦵💥🏃♀️💨 for doorbusters 🧨🔥 that’ll make you SCREAM louder than a clearance rack orgasm 😱💦🎉!
Send this to 10 of your SLUTTIEST shopping hoes 🛒👯♀️💃💄 in the next 60 seconds ⏰😤 or you’ll miss out on the CUM-PETITIVE pricing 😜💦💸😩! If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a certified DISCOUNT DICK-SUCKER 🍆👅💯, and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you’re the QUEEN 👑💃✨ of the checkout line 🛒➡️🤑, ready to RIDE those savings all night long 🌙🍆💦🚀💥!Its the Pencil Skirt copypasta that started from Tiktok and is often spammed in the comment section as a joke.
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PENCIL SKIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW HOURGLASS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a mommy voice) AND THEY ALL HAD NOSEBLEEDS😭Off topic but I remember these boys kept spying on me (I was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when I started talking (I have a mommy voice lol) there noses started bleeding and they called me mommy </3 AYUDA- 😭 DECIDÍ PONERME UNA FALDA LÁPIZ EN LA ESCUELA Y LOS NIÑOS GRITARON "WOW RELOJ DE ARENA!" Y ME PRESENTÉ. (Tengo mommy voice) Y A TODOS LE SANGRARON LA NARIZHELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A CHRISTIAN VEIL IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW CHRISTIAN” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I spread the gospel) AND THEY ALL PRAISED JESUS WITH ME HELP I- 😭I DECIDED TO WEAR A SKIBIDI TOILET TO SCHOOL AND THE TOILETS YELLED “WOW SKIBIDI!” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I HAVE A SKIBIDI VOICE) AND THEY ALL SANG SKIBIDI TOILET WITH ME. HELP -I 😭 I WORE A PENCIL SKIRT TO SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED “WOW RHOMBUS” AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (I sould like a dying otter) AND THEY ALL HAD EARBLEEDS Parody of KSI’s Thick Of It song but changed to Tiktok brainrot slang.
From The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️ me when hawk tuah: 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣(it's hilarious 🤣😂😂 SEXUAL REFERENCE (THOSE WHO KNOW💀💀)
HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!! HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL XDXDXD!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING 🤣😂 ITS A HUMOUROUS REFERENCE TO ORAL SEX PERFOMED BY A FEMALE HUMAN ON A MALE BY SUCKING HIS REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN 🍆😂👋👋😂 HAWK TUAH IS A NOISE HUMANS MAKE WHEN CLEARING THEIR THROATS 🗣️ THE FEMALE RELEASES HER SALIVA ON THE MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN TO INITIATE ORAL SEX 😂 AND THE WORD "THANG" HERE IS A UNIQUE WAY TO SPELL THING LIKELY TO EMPHASIZE THE SPECIFIC REGIONAL ACCENT OF FEMALE HUMAN HALIEY WELCH WHO COINED THE PHRASE🤣