Itâs CincHOEð de mayHOEððbut all I want ðð» is Cinco (15 you dumb bitch) ðïž5ïžâ£ DICKS ð¯ððŠ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
ðŠ Today the SEXicans ðð²ðœ beat the French ðð«ð· at the Battle of Puebla ð«â and now youâre gonna get your piñata beat ðð© Time to sink this Mexicanð²ðœ dickð into that dirtyð³ chihuahua pussyð¶ butâïžONLYâïž if you send ð² this to CINCO 5ïžâ£ amigos ð¬ youâd cross borders â¡ïž for ðð»ð¯ if you get 5ïžâ£ back you're a border hopping ððœCHOLA ððœIf you get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back you're a ð Green card HOEð If you get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back you're theððœTelenovela main BITCH ððœ If you get 0ïžâ£ back you're getting deported by Trump! ð²ðœð«ð§ðºðž Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you ðð
HOLAðð» all you dirty little TACOð®SLUTSðð€£do you know what day it is?!ð€ I smell immigrantsððŸââïžððœââïž and CULTURAL APPROPRIATIONð
ðŒ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISEð©ðŠð»ð®â€ïžð¯ Hide your KIDSðšâð©âð§âðŠ, hide your BURRITOSð¯, and get your CUMMIES READYð©cause DADDY TRUMPð§ðªis coming to deport us allð€·ðœââïžððŸ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ð® and eat TEQUILA ðžbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in Americaðºðžis to PARTYYYðððððŠð© So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIESTð jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT âget any back you get NO ð«ð«CULTURAL CUMMIES ðð€·ðœââïžð®ðŠð©
It's Cinco de mayo... ðð®ð but all I want ðð» is cinco DICKS ð¯ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
ðŠ Today the SEXicans ðð²ðœ beat the French ðð«ð· at the Battle of Puebla ð«â and now you're gonna get your piñata beat ðð© with a huge stick ð³ð but âïžONLYâïž if you send ð² this to 5ïžâ£ amigos ð¬ you'd cross borders â¡ïž for ðð»ð¯ Get 5ïžâ£ back ð and you'll find the Juan for you tonight â€ïžâºïžð
Itâs the end of May the Fourth 4ïžâ£ ðð« but that means the beginning of ðžðšðŸðµCincHOE de Mayo ðžðšðŸðµ get ready to get your TACO eaten ð
ðŠð® and gulp Papi's BURRITO ð©ð¯ðŠ send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ of your main ð
ðŸPUTAS ð
ðŸwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ððŠ if you get 5ïžâ£ back you're a border hopping ððœCHOLA ððœIf you get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back you're a ð Green card HOEð If you get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back you're theððœTelenovela main BITCH ððœ If you get 0ïžâ£ back you're getting deported by Trump! ð²ðœð«ð§ðºðž Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
Itâs CincHOEð de mayHOEððbut all I want ðð» is cincoðïž5ïžâ£ DICKS ð¯ððŠ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
ðŠ Today the SEXicans ðð²ðœ beat the French ðð«ð· at the Battle of Puebla ð«â and now youâre gonna get your piñata beat ðð© Time to sink this Mexicanð²ðœ dickð into that dirtyð³ chihuahua pussyð¶ butâïžONLYâïž if you send ð² this to 5ïžâ£ amigos ð¬ youâd cross borders â¡ïž for ðð»ð¯ Get 5ïžâ£ back ð and youâll find the Juan for you tonight â€ïžâºïžð
Happy ðð CINCO de ð§ MAYHOE!! Itâs ð
±ð« time to ðœ celebrate all ðŠ things ð Mexican like GUACamole, ð¥ð¥ MARiHUANAdoes, and ðŠ El DICKcunTin ïž . Send this â‎ to of ð¶ð your ð spiciest latina ass bitches ðð or ð¡ð© you ainât MexiCUMMIED in the ð¢ð face that ð night ð . If ðŠ you âð§ get ðâ back ð¯ð , you ðð« ainât spicy ð« enough . Get ðŠ back ð and ð
youâre ðð HOT as ð FUCK ïž back and ðð° youâll ð get your ðž CINCO on ð thaaaaaaannnnnndddd be ð getting DICKed down â¬â¬ all night ð long ðâ
HAPPY CINC-HOE DE MAYO ð²ðœð® MUCHACHOS ðââïž, MUCHACHAS ðââïž, AND MUCHACHES ð ð¥ð¯ð
Get ready to get your TACO ð®ð EATEN ðœïž and GULP ðŒDOWN papiâs CHORIZO ðâŒïžâŒïž Today ðïž weâll drink cervezas ð» and margaritas ð¹ to celebrate the SEXicans ð²ðœkicking ðŠµ out the well-equipped ðð French ð«ð·ð€®ð¬ð¥ at the Battle of Puebla 1ïžâ£6ïžâ£4ïžâ£ years ago (but keeping the French kisses ðð
)
Send this to 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ amigos ð¯ââïž youâd cross a border for ð§ðð³ Get 0ïžâ£ back and an eagle ðŠ
will shove a cactus ðµ up your TACO ð®ð²ðœ Get 5ïžâ£ back and youâll get your piñata ðª
beat ððð€ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and youâll get your burrito ð¯ filled with sour cream ð¥¯ð chihuahua (doggy) ð style ð¥µð©ðŠ Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and Nach-HOE ZaraGOONza will RISE ððâ¬ïžð from the dead and SHART ð©ðœ ALL OVER PAPI TRUMP ðð€¢ AND LA MIGRA ð§ð ON LIVE TELEVISION ðºð¥âŒïžâ ïžð
If anyone ð§ðappropriates/disrespects ð€Mexicanð²ðœ culture this Friday ð
(this includes saying cinco 5ïžâ£de drinkoðºð», a mayo boyðŠ having a cinco 5ïžâ£de mayo party ð(ANYONE WHO ISNT ð
MEXICAN ð²ðœHAVING A CINCO 5ïžâ£ DE MAYO PARTYð WILL CATCH ðMY HANDSððâïžð), wearing a fake mustacheðšðŒ/sombreroð€ , YALL KNOWð€ WHAT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS I DONTðŸ NEED TO GO ON), WILL (A) catch ðthis block âïžâð«(B) receive a text ð²from me (C) be blasted ð£ð£ð£on this accountð©âð» (D) will have me ð coming ðªafter them and their familiesðª. Let's remember this is the day when Mexico ð²ðœgained ðªindependence and not ruin ð ð¢ð¡it like people ruined Dia de los Muertosðâ ïž. THANK ðYOU!
ð£ðš LISTEN UP SLUTS ðš ð£ Itâs the end ð of May the Fourth 4ïžâ£ ðð but that means the ð
beginning of ð²ðœðµCincHOE de Mayo ð²ðœðµð» get ready ð to get your TACOð® eaten ð
ðŠ and gulp Papi's ð BURRITO ð©ð¯ðŠ âïžDont ð
ââïžmess with the ð©BULL ð or you'll get ðHORNYð GUZZLE ð© some 𥶠COLD ð²ðœ mexicanð²ðœ CERVEZASð» but HOLD ð«the ICE ð§âïž send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ of your main ð
ðŸPUTAS ð
ðŸwho need ð to be ð©stuffedð© by a CHORIZO ððŠ if you get 5ïžâ£ back YOU'LL get STUNG ðâïž by ðŠDADDY'S SCORPIONðŠð If you get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back you're a ð Green card ð³âšïž HOEðð«¡ If you get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back you're theððœðTelenovelað main ð
ðœBITCHððœ If you get 0ïžâ£ back you're getting â¬
ïždeportedâ¬
ïž by ðTrump! ðŽð ð«ð§ðºðž Have a happy 𥳠CincHOE ð de Mayo ð²ðœ and dont forget ð€ª âðœ CHINGA LA MIGRA ð«ð§ð«!!!
