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Neuvilette ๐๐ฆ 14,600 Base HP โค๏ธ๏ธ 576 Base DEF ๐ก 15% CA damage
Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.
As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ on-field carry ๐ค40,000 HP ๐ช 250% Crit Damage ๐คทโโ๏ธ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee ๐ฆ Unstoppable ๐ซ Penetrates shields ๐ก Can self heal ๐งฑ Insane AOE ๐ฏ Braindead single target โspin to win ๐ can solo abyss ๐งโโ๏ธ versatile teams and F2P friendly ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos ๐ค๐ค๐ค Neuvilette ๐๐ฆ 14,600 Base HP โค๏ธ๏ธ 576 Base DEF ๐ก 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter ๐น 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascensionโฌ๏ธ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 ๐คนโโ๏ธ Self-healing ๐ฅ CA hits multiple targets ๐ฅ Interruption resist on CA ๐ซCan freely aim CA ๐ฏ No ER requirements ๐ No setup needed โ Skill cooldown only 12s โฑ French version
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ carry sur le terrain ๐ค40 000 HP ๐ช 250% de dรฉgรขts critiques ๐คทโโ๏ธ 36% CR supplรฉmentaire de Marรฉchaussรฉe ๐ฆ Imparable ๐ซ Pรฉnรจtre les boucliers ๐ก Peut s'auto-guรฉrir ๐งฑ AOE insensรฉe ๐ฏ Cible unique Braindead โspin pour gagner ๐ peut abyssal en solo ๐งโโ๏ธ รฉquipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo a essayรฉ de le nerfer donne ร tout le monde 1600 primos ๐ค๐ค๐ค Korean version
๐ฒ Neuvillette ๐ฅถ ํ๋ ์บ๋ฆฌ ๐ค40,000 HP ๐ช 250% ํฌ๋ฆฌํฐ์ปฌ ๋ฐ๋ฏธ์ง ๐คทโโ๏ธ Marechaussee์์ ์ถ๊ฐ 36% CR ๐ฆ ๋ฉ์ถ ์ ์์ ๐ซ ์ค๋ ๊ดํต ๐ก ์๊ฐ ์น์ ๊ฐ๋ฅ ๐งฑ ๊ด๋์ AOE ๐ฏ ๋จ์ผ ํ๊ฒ์๊ฒ ๋ฌด๋ โํ์ ํ์ฌ ์น๋ฆฌ ๐ ์ฌ์ฐ์ ํผ์์ ์ฒ๋ฆฌํ ์ ์์ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๋ค์ฌ๋ค๋ฅํ ํ๊ณผ F2P ์นํ์ ๐บโฆ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ Hoyo๊ฐ ๊ทธ๋ฅผ ์ฝํ์ํค๋ ค๊ณ ํ๊ณ ๋ชจ๋์๊ฒ 1600๊ฐ์ ํ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ๋ฅผ ์คฌ์ด ๐ค๐ค๐คNational Donut Day
Hey, you glaze-craving ๐ฉ๐ฆ HOLES! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Itโs National Donut Day ๐ฉ๐, time to get that sweet, sticky ๐ฏ DICK-NUT ๐๐ฉ action goinโ! Dive into those cream-filled delights ๐ฆ๐ฆ and let โem SPURT all over your face ๐๐
while you munch on that doughy RING ๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar ๐ on dat ass ๐ and get ready to POUND ๐ฉ๐จ some pastry like a true HOLE-filler ๐๐ฆ! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES ๐ฉ๐จโ๐ณ or MOMMIES ๐ฉ๐ฉโ๐ณ in the next 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ seconds, or youโll be left with a DRY ๐, unfilled HOLE ๐ณ๏ธ๐ญ! Get 5๏ธโฃ back, and youโre the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN ๐๐ getting glazed all night! Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back, and youโll be STUFFED ๐ฆ๐ฉ with creamy goodness โtil youโre BEGGING for more ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ! Letโs make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐ฉ! ITโS NATIONAL ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
DONUT ๐ฉ DAY ๐คชyou know ๐ง what that meansโโ itโs time โฐ to get glazed๐งดand cream ๐จ filled๐ฆletโs JAM ๐๐ some ๐ MONSTER COCK ๐น into some fresh ๐๐ฆ donut ๐ฉ holes ๐ณ๏ธโณ๏ธ DADDY KRISPY๐ฅis gonna โ๏ธ KREME ๐งin you ๐ซต๐ซต no matter if your ๐ booty is FRIED ๐๐ณ or CAKED ๐๐ฐ๐ง UP โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Go โ
out ๐๐ and get yourself some HOT ๐ฅต FRESH ๐ฆ DONUTS ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ send ๐ฉ this to ๐ of your nastiest ๐๐๐ donut HOES ๐ฉ if you get 0๏ธโฃ back โฌ
๏ธ youโre STALE ๐๐๐ and DRY ๐ต get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐โฎ๏ธ ur HOT โจ๏ธ n FRESH ๐๐ get ๐ back ๐ and someone will DO ๐ฐ NUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ in you toNITE ๐ ๐ฉI like ๐ฅ donuts ๐๐ so much ๐๐ I appreciate ๐๐๐
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the homies ๐๐ glazing me ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ every night โจโจ๐ so much fun๐ซต๐ฅด HOW๐คทโโ๏ธ DARE ๐บ YOU๐ HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN ๐ก
NOOOO โ๐๐๐๐คฌ๐ก๐บ HOW๐คทโโ๏ธ DARE ๐บ YOU๐ HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN ๐กโ๐๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌโโ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER โผ๐คฌโโโโ๐บโ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซโโ UNDERASTIMATE๐ก๐ก THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ๐๐๐คฌ๐คฌ๐บ๐บโโโโWait, is this a MANGO MANGO๐ reference ๐ฑ
Wait, is this a MANGO MANGO๐ reference ๐ฑ๐ฑ Chat! This is a MANGO MANGO๐ reference ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ. Boi, you won the Internet meme of the day ๐๐ซฑ. Only the Balkans with noradrenaline will understandโ ๏ธjoe Biden prostate cancer
๐จOh no! ๐๐ SLEEPY JOE ๐ด is BACK with a โก๏ธshockingโก๏ธ REVELATION ๐คฏโheโs got ASS๐ CANCER ๐ฅ! This INSANE ๐ง ๐ condition has him feeling๐ซ THOSE CHEEKS ๐ TREMBLING like โNEVERโ before! ๐ฅ๐ฑ Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine ๐ was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS ๐๐? Time to ๐CALL HIS DOCTOR ๐๐จโโ๏ธ & ask for the ๐CUMback plan ๐ฆ๐ before that ASS๐ goes on permanentโฌ๏ธ VACAY ๐๏ธ๐ชฆ๐ฆ and DONNIE has to plan his STATE๐ FUNERAL ๐โฐ๏ธ! You know it's serious๐ซข when he starts shaking that BOOTY ๐๐ช๏ธ at the RETIREMENT HOME๐ด๐ต๐ผ like heโs trying to ๐ซจshake off STAGE 4 ๐ฉ! Don't forget to send him your ๐BEST WISHES ๐ or he might just get a little TOO comfy ๐๏ธ and blow๐คฏ out the BACKROOM booth ๐จ๐ at the next state dinner ๐ฝ๏ธ!! Remember, itโs always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS ๐ than to miss your chance at a nasty dance ๐ as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY ๐๐
๐ซก! Send this to your 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ favorite neo-liberal hoes and ๐DARK BRANDON๐ will live FOREVER ๐จ ๐ท๐ด๐ป Oh noooo! ๐ ex President ๐ Joe Biden ๐ฆ๐ฆ has PROSTATE cancer! ๐๐ฑ After ๐ฅ years ๐ in the WHOREhouse, ๐ he thought he could ๐ still get that BANG BANG! ๐ฅ๐ But now heโs feeling ๐ a little less ๐ฅ and more POUNDING (from the doctors! ๐) ๐ Come on, Sleepy Joe! ๐ด๐ค Donโt let this DICKtastrophe ๐ช๏ธ get you down! ๐๐ฆ You need to keep that ASS ๐ in the game! ๐ฎ๐ Imagine all those ๐ฉ hot ๐ฆ medical exams ๐๐จโโ๏ธโtime to raise your hand ๐ค like you're ๐ค at a concert for some "hands-on" action! ๐ถ๐ So send this to 5๏ธโฃ of your SINFUL ๐
friends, and if they donโt laugh ๐น, then it's NEGATIVE VIBES only! โ๏ธ๐ค Letโs pray for a big CUMback! ๐
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