Emojipasta

A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷‍♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙‍♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑

Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱

French version

🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 carry sur le terrain 👤40 000 HP 💪 250% de dégâts critiques 🤷‍♂️ 36% CR supplémentaire de Maréchaussée 💦 Imparable 🚫 Pénètre les boucliers 🛡 Peut s'auto-guérir 🧱 AOE insensée 🐯 Cible unique Braindead ☝spin pour gagner 🕐 peut abyssal en solo 🧙‍♂️ équipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo a essayé de le nerfer donne à tout le monde 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑

Korean version

🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 필드 캐리 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% 크리티컬 데미지 🤷‍♂️ Marechaussee에서 추가 36% CR 💦 멈출 수 없음 🚫 실드 관통 🛡 자가 치유 가능 🧱 광란의 AOE 🐯 단일 타겟에게 무뇌 ☝회전하여 승리 🕐 심연을 혼자서 처리할 수 있음 🧙‍♂️ 다재다능한 팀과 F2P 친화적 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo가 그를 약화시키려고 했고 모두에게 1600개의 프리모를 줬어 🤑🤑🤑

National Donut Day

Hey, you glaze-craving 🍩💦 HOLES! 🕳️👅 It’s National Donut Day 🍩🎉, time to get that sweet, sticky 🍯 DICK-NUT 🍆🍩 action goin’! Dive into those cream-filled delights 🍦💦 and let ‘em SPURT all over your face 😏👅 while you munch on that doughy RING 🍩🕳️ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar 🌟 on dat ass 🍑 and get ready to POUND 🍩🔨 some pastry like a true HOLE-filler 🍆💦! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES 🍩👨‍🍳 or MOMMIES 🍩👩‍🍳 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds, or you’ll be left with a DRY 🍂, unfilled HOLE 🕳️😭! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN 🌟👑 getting glazed all night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be STUFFED 🍦🍩 with creamy goodness ‘til you’re BEGGING for more 🍆💦🍩! Let’s make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH 🎉🕳️🍩!

IT’S NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅DONUT 🍩 DAY 🤪you know 🧠 what that means❓❔ it’s time ⏰ to get glazed🧴and cream 🍨 filled🍦let’s JAM 👊🍆 some 😈 MONSTER COCK 👹 into some fresh 🍑💦 donut 🍩 holes 🕳️⛳️ DADDY KRISPY💥is gonna ☔️ KREME 💧in you 🫵🫵 no matter if your 🍑 booty is FRIED 🍟🍳 or CAKED 🎂🍰🧁 UP ‼️‼️ Go ✅ out 🔜🔜 and get yourself some HOT 🥵 FRESH 💦 DONUTS 🍩🍩🍩 send 📩 this to 🔟 of your nastiest 😝😝😝 donut HOES 😩 if you get 0️⃣ back ⬅️ you’re STALE 👎👎👎 and DRY 🌵 get 5️⃣ back 🔙⏮️ ur HOT ♨️ n FRESH 👏👏 get 🔟 back 👈 and someone will DO 🌰 NUT 🥜🥜🥜 in you toNITE 🌚

🍩I like 🔥 donuts 😄😄 so much 😎😎 I appreciate 🙏🙏👅👅 the homies 👋👋 glazing me 👆🏾👇🏽👆🏾👇🏽👦🫂🫂 every night ✨✨🌙 so much fun🫵🥴

HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡

NOOOO ⛓😈😈😈🤬😡👺 HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡⛓😈🤬🤬🤬⛓⛓ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ‼🤬⛓⛓⛓⛓👺⛓ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT 🚫🚫🚫❌❌ UNDERASTIMATE😡😡 THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER 😂😂🤬🤬👺👺⛓⛓⛓⛓

Wait, is this a MANGO MANGO😈 reference 😱

Wait, is this a MANGO MANGO😈 reference 😱😱 Chat! This is a MANGO MANGO😈 reference 🤣🤣🤣. Boi, you won the Internet meme of the day 😂🫱. Only the Balkans with noradrenaline will understand☠️

joe Biden prostate cancer

 🚨Oh no! 🙀💔 SLEEPY JOE 😴 is BACK with a ⚡️shocking⚡️ REVELATION 🤯—he’s got ASS🍑 CANCER 💥! This INSANE 🧠🛌 condition has him feeling😫 THOSE CHEEKS 🍑 TREMBLING like ❌NEVER❌ before! 💥😱 Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine 📜 was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS 🍌👖? Time to 📞CALL HIS DOCTOR 🚑👨‍⚕️ & ask for the 🍆CUMback plan 💦🔙 before that ASS🍑 goes on permanent⬇️ VACAY 🏖️🪦💦 and DONNIE has to plan his STATE💒 FUNERAL 💐⚰️! You know it's serious🫢 when he starts shaking that BOOTY 💃🌪️ at the RETIREMENT HOME👴👵🏼 like he’s trying to 🫨shake off STAGE 4 💩! Don't forget to send him your 👋BEST WISHES 💌 or he might just get a little TOO comfy 🛋️ and blow🤯 out the BACKROOM booth 💨👀 at the next state dinner 🍽️!! Remember, it’s always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS 🍑 than to miss your chance at a nasty dance 💃 as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY 🍆👅🫡! Send this to your 1️⃣0️⃣ favorite neo-liberal hoes and 🌑DARK BRANDON😈 will live FOREVER 🚨

😷👴🏻 Oh noooo! 🙀 ex President 🍑 Joe Biden 💦💦 has PROSTATE cancer! 🍆😱 After 🔥 years 🍌 in the WHOREhouse, 🏠 he thought he could 👊 still get that BANG BANG! 💥👀 But now he’s feeling 🍆 a little less 🔥 and more POUNDING (from the doctors! 💉) 🚑 Come on, Sleepy Joe! 😴💤 Don’t let this DICKtastrophe 🌪️ get you down! 🍑💦 You need to keep that ASS 🍑 in the game! 🎮👊 Imagine all those 😩 hot 💦 medical exams 💉👨‍⚕️—time to raise your hand 🤚 like you're 🎤 at a concert for some "hands-on" action! 🎶😏 So send this to 5️⃣ of your SINFUL 👅friends, and if they don’t laugh 😹, then it's NEGATIVE VIBES only! ✌️😤 Let’s pray for a big CUMback! 📅🍆💖

IS THAT A FREAKING 🗿🗿🗿 THE FINALS 🗿🗿🗿 REFERENCE?!?

Its the TNO copypasta but changed into The Finals.

GOOD HEAVENS, IS THAT A FREAKING 🗿🗿🗿 THE FINALS 🗿🗿🗿 REFERENCE?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥 CASH OUT 🔥🔥🔥 OR GET OUT 🚪🏃💨 LIGHT BUILDS 🔪💨 ARE SO BASED 😎😎😎 MEDIUM MAINS 💪🧠 ARE THE TRUE GAMERS 💯💯💯 HEAVY HITTERS 💣💥 ARE JUST TRYHARDS 🤢🤮🤮 TURRETS 🤖🔫 ARE FOR NOOBS 😂😂😂 DON'T FORGET TO GRAB THOSE VAULTS 🏦💸 AND YEET THOSE CONTAINERS 📦💨💨 I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN 🥶🥶🥶 THIS GAME IS PEAK 🏔️🎮 PEAK I TELL YOU!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FINALS YOU'RE A 🤡🤡🤡 NO CAP 🧢🚫

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