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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill went up the hill🗻🏞

So Jack could lick her candy 🍭🍬

🅱️ut Jack got a shock😳🙌💯

And a mouthful of cock👄💦🍆

Cause Jill’s real name is R🅰️ndy 😈

    general grievous doe

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        I’m seeing some major red flags in your story

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          Billie Ellish is 18 years old now, y’all know what that means

            Billie Ellish 🙎🏼‍♀️is 18 🔞years old now🤭, y'all 🤠 know what that means 😳🤭. Yes, she's now legaly 👮‍♂️allowed to operate the 2019 Viper🐍 Rt80 8000lb Air🌬 Pneumatic Forklift Hatz Diesel Lift Truck 🚛... That is of course if she acquires the proper certification... 😳