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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


My name is Itadori Yuji. I’m 15 years old.

    Its a parody of the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen.

    My name is Itadori Yuji. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sendai, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an sorcerer for the Jujutsu High, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 

    I was born and raised in Sendai.

      I was born and raised in Sendai. This park is where I thought I almost died. I tried to rinse my slime in a sink but it went down the drain. I like flowers. Let's fish some crayfish. This department store has a movie theater. I catch grasshoppers. Horses are awesome. I bought ice cream with my allowance. Let's play some archery. I loved drinking sweet milk tea after shoveling snow. I used to think Santa was real. 

      RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡

        Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.

        RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃‍♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸‍♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙‍♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄 

        I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that’s what the Void Hunters intended.

          Bangboo copypasta from Zenless Zone Zero

          Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.

          I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.
          
          Four ruffians break into my house.
          
          "What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
          
          Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.
          
          I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.
          
          "Tally ho, lads."
          
          Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
          
          Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.
          
          Just as the Void Hunters intended. 

          I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes.

            Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

            I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesn’t matter) completely shaped, molded by Grace’s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you aren’t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Grace’s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
            
            One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace she’s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
            
            “Wait! Don’t go!” You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. “Please, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.” Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
            
            Grace doesn’t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like “fufth fhewgu” as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanket’s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

            I’ve never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima.

              Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.

              Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.
              
              I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?
              
              Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...