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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Voymastina should be naked

    Mica did us really dirty with this AK-15 release. Let me tell you I am so tired of devs putting clothes on my t-dolls. They are supposed to be terminators that look like humans. They don't need to wear any clothes. They already have synthetic skin. Why would they need more?
    
    Voymastina is just a huge insult at this point. Not only they put a ton of unnecessary clothing and armor on her, they also had an audacity to give her a mechanical suit. Do they even care about their own lore?
    
    The fact that she is barefoot in the dorm is the only reason why I am willing to forgive Mica.
    
    Hopefully they will release more units like Florence in the future.
    
    I hope when we finally get a playable Lunasia, she will be extremely... Uh... You know.
    
    At least balance is good this time. Never saw a PvE game with good balance at max level. It's like I'm playing Warframe again.

    Loving X isn’t a hobby, it’s a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting.

      Its a character appreciation pasta often used for anime characters to simp on them.
      You can also build your own “Loving X isn’t a hobby, it’s a full-time job with no benefits” using our copypasta builder at the bottom.

      Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
      Loving Klein Moretti isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think about Klein Moretti, I rise like a story written as bright as the stars. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts tbh.. it’s like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many times he crossed my thoughts each day, every single minute or even seconds.. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanarts, chapters, or lore crumbs to obsess over with full interest. Klein Moretti is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Klein Moretti is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances should ANYONE ever touch my glorious Klein Moretti without my honest, fully complete, approved consent. 
      oh..so Robin is my favorite character.. I'm not really comfortable sharing her with others because she means a lot to me. But it's okay if she’s your favorite character too!!
      Loving Mizuki isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of Mizuki, I rise like a canary summoned by Mizuki herself. There hasn’t been a single day where this girl hasn’t invaded my thoughts like she owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging her rent because of how many time she crosses my thoughts each day. She’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or story crumbs to obsess over. Mizuki is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Mizuki is my favourite character
      
      Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
      

      Kitasan Black support card banner drops tomorrow and I’m already sweating harder than prime Shaq at the free throw line

        Part of a series of copypasta about Umamusume: Pretty Derby characters by Axel Syrios. This one in particular is from his stream description and is for Kitasan Black with an admittance of cheating towards Daiwa Scarlet.

        Kitasan Black support card banner drops tomorrow and I'm already sweating harder than prime Shaq at the free throw line. This ain't just "a good card" bro, this is the GOAT, the Kitasan Black Mamba🐍 dropping 81 points against the Toronto Raptor type shi of support cards. The second she shows up, your stable turns from g-league benchwarmers into championship contenders.
        
        And yeah, Satono Diamond is cute and all, like Pau Gasol, elegant, consistent, incredibly skilled. But Kitasan Black? Kitasan Black is the franchise player. She's Faker locking in Azir. She's the broken patch Riot "forgot" to fix. Her bond gain so cracked it feels like Baron buff at 25 minutes. Speed stats go brrrrrr, and your whole team ascends to S rank greatness.
        
        And bro ngl… I gotta admit, part of me feels dirty glazing Kitasan this hard when my main girl's Daiwa Scarlet. Like I can see Daiwa in the training room side-eyeing me like "for real trainer-san? her??" and I’m just standing there sweating, trying to explain it's just one spark bro I swear. But deep down I know I’m gonna spark anyway cuz Kitasan Black isn't just meta, she's the reason wallets cry at night.
        
        I'm so sorry Daiwa Scarlet... I deserve to be called "Cheater-san". 

        Ichika Hoshino. That is a name I shall never forget.

          Ichika Hoshino copypasta

          Created by u/theywinner, its a schizo post about Ichika Hoshino from Project SEKAI.

          Ichika Hoshino. That is a name I shall never forget.
          
          I was having the best life anyone could ask for. I was the most popular person in my highschool, I was married to beautiful wife for 16 years. My parents loved me.
          
          But that was before she ruined it all for me, she took everything I loved away from me, after she made that terrible joke that caused me unbearable suffering: "You're so down to earth Shiho! Or should I say... Down to play bass!"...
          
          Just writing that sentence almost made me pass out.
          
          After she said that, people started being weird around me. Saying things like "who is Ichika? And why do you keep complaining about her?", I got kicked out of my highschool, everyone wanted me gone. My kids started saying things that make no sense like: "Dad, I really think you should take your schizophrenia pills"
          
          My wife left me, she took the kids, and the police started looking for me, I am now running away from home.
          
          All because of her. Ichika Hoshino.
          
          Don't fall for her tricks. Don't end up like me.

          So I decided to get into Anime and I now understand why nearly everyone who likes it so much acts like a fucking Child

            Its from a post on r/CharacterRant, where OP was giving his thoughts on modern anime as a non anime watcher. The post was mocked and meme-d by shitposters since OP complained about how tropey and cliche-ish anime is when he choose shows that are obviously meant for younger audiences.

            Growing up, I wasn’t really an avid watcher of anime. Sure, there were shows, specials, and what have you that aired on my country’s TV channels, but I grew up on more reality comedy shows (not the American or British ones, my country’s). The most I ever consumed was like a few episodes of DBZ, a localized version of Grendizer, and one or two episodes from some football series.
            
            Now fast-forward nearly two decades later. Anime is incredibly popular, successful, and so wide-spanning that even non-watchers like myself could name a couple of anime characters. I figured ‘why not?’, I decided to go watch an episode or two of a popular modern anime on a whim and see what the hype is all about.
            
            The first show I picked? My Hero Academia.
            
            I know, I know, my fault for picking a mid show when I should have known better. My reasoning was that the premise was interesting enough, and that the show was quite clever when it came to executing its ideas, or so I’ve heard online. So I figured I’d at least give it the benefit of the doubt and watch at least like 5 episodes. They’re all around 18 minutes each; it’s not too bad, right?
            
            So I watched the first episode. Subbed, of course. Thought to myself “Seems fine enough, even if a bit tropey and cliche-ish. Maybe it’s setting up to something bigger and better, who knows?”
            
            I watched the episodes after it, and my only reaction after each episode was bewilderment. And not the good kind. “Flashback of a scene that happened only an episode ago?”, “Why is everyone so one-dimensional and flat?”, “Why is the narrator and Deku constantly explaining everything to an absurd degree?”, and so on. Sure, there was setting, character, development, and else, but it felt like they were all… basic. To put it mildly, everything and everyone felt like a caricature of a caricature of a caricature. It’s like the writers (no offense to them) asked themselves during writing something like “What if this really cool or surprising thing happened?” Instead of “How would this event affect each character’s development?”. Everything felt so superficial and like it lacked any real depth. No, it being ‘satirical’ doesn’t deflect these criticisms if everything else in the show shares the same tone.
            
            But surely, that was an outlier, right? I went ahead to watch a few more shows I heard were good and that even my friend recommended. Re:zero, Frieren and The Apothecary diaries. I don’t think it is controversial to say that these are at least decently well written.
            
            Even though they were better about their issues, I still sensed the same problems. It still felt like everything was hinged around the premise and the ‘pizzazz’ of it all rather than everything else. Safe to say, I wasn’t hooked.
            
            So I decided to give anime one final go. I set on watching Cowboy Bebop and Neon Genesis Evangelion. These were the two shows nearly everyone said were great, but given my experiences so far, it set a very low bar.
            
            And you know what? I actually liked them! Sure, they used just slightly more cliches than I was fine with, but overall it didn’t really hamper my enjoyment too much. Still, it felt I was watching a real show! The characters actually felt grounded, like I could see these people like Spike and Shinji existing in real life, they had flaws and development that didn’t come straight out of a cartoon show, the setting was interesting and well rounded, nearly everyone episode felt important to the plot even if some leaned towards being filler episodes, and so on. Even some of the weirder things (especially for Evangelion) were at the very least crucial to a few of the character arcs.
            
            I’m not the type of guy who wants to come as saying all modern anime is bad and that “back in my day” things were better, but I constantly found myself asking “Hell, is this what everyone considers to be good nowadays?”. And just like that, everything clicked for me.
            
            Have you ever read, heard, or seen something and immediately went “Oh, now everything all-of-a-sudden makes sense about this topic!” The same happened for me, but instead I thought “Oh, I understand why everyone who likes this acts like a child!” If shows like these were what everyone grew up on and liked, then everything about their behavior makes sense, and I’m not just talking about the weebs: Preferring style over substance, overlooking flat characters, criticizing small things when there are much larger issues with the writing (because they can’t detect them), ‘cool’ or ‘complex’ or ‘interesting’ powersystems rather than ones that make for a good story, overuse of ‘sexy’ and/or ‘cute’ designs (because it sells; who cares if the character is as deep as a puddle), over-explaining, too much exposition, and too much dialogue (because who’s going to get implicit details, right?), nearly every show having the same protagonist who does good for the sake of it and not any deeper motivation, and so much more. Even the older shows implied (and by that, I don’t mean a throwaway line or small visual detail) some of the later plot points or arcs.
            
            Mind you, this is all despite the limited number of shows I watched. But I don’t need to see a million frogs just to know if something is a frog.
            
            Now, is my analysis biased? Possibly, given my very small sample size. And moreover, the two shows I liked were known for being groundbreaking and influential, compared to the other stuff I saw. But I have a very strong feeling that if I watched another anime, I could immediately clock it as being worth my time within the first 10 minutes.
            
            Feel free to prove me wrong. As a matter of fact, I do want to be proven wrong because I don’t want to carry this negative expectation of every modern anime.

            In the 1980s I was a high-powered salaryman working in the pachinko industry

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              By u/Digitalmodernism, its a fictional story of someone recounting working in Japan during the 1980s where anime is socially acceptable.

              In the 1980s I was a high-powered salaryman working in the pachinko industry in Osaka focusing on design and advertising. I had a wife and two children and I drank heavily most nights of the week. Being a fan of anime at the time in Japan was completely socially acceptable and not unusual for working adults. Popular anime series during that period included Urusei Yatsura, Mobile Suit Gundam, Space Battleship Yamato, Captain Tsubasa, Dr. Slump, Kinnikuman, Fist of the North Star, and Cat’s Eye. Many of my colleagues also watched anime or read manga and there were open discussions in the office about recent episodes or plot developments especially regarding Gundam or Hokuto no Ken. Nobody thought it was childish or strange. I once attended an anime convention in Nagoya in the early 1980s. I was chain smoking heavily and very drunk after several hours of drinking. While standing outside the venue I witnessed a stabbing across the street. I did not recognize the individuals involved and I did not approach. I left the area quickly out of fear leaving behind a rare Kinnikuman plush I had purchased earlier in the day. After reaching the end of the street I decided I needed to retrieve the plush. I returned to the area but by then the police had arrived and the suspect was no longer present. I was stopped and questioned by an officer and asked what I was doing in the area. I told him I had left my Kinnikuman plush behind and I pointed to it where it had fallen near a cigarette vending machine. They asked me a few more questions and checked my ID. I was allowed to leave with the plush and was not held. I returned to my hotel alone and did not tell my wife about the incident.