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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

You don’t like yaoi enough to be with me. I’ve already told you MULTIPLE TIMES that I can ONLY date true fujoshis

    Hey, I'm really sorry for doing this but I actually can't take it anymore. You don't like yaoi enough to be with me. I've already told you MULTIPLE TIMES that I can ONLY date true fujoshis, and you just don't fit the criteria. You refused to watch Junjou Romantica last week and last night you didn't want to read Dear Gene with me on Discord vc.. and now I know you're definitely not the one for me. I was already planning on proposing to you when you mentioned you were a fujoshi after we talked about Utapri for 2 hours but now I can see that you're just some poser who lied to me and wants to see me suffer. I don't know if I can truly forgive you for this and I'm going to have to stop talking to you for a while so I can heal. Bye.

    I’m Sick of Aglaea.

      By u/StarliteSun, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Agalea from Honkai Star Rail specificially for the Currency Wars event.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Castorice. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Phainon. My Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Archer. My Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Anaxa. His best team has Aglaea. I want to play Hyacine, Tribbie—they both want Aglaea.

She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her quadruple boots. She isn't satisfied. I give her 10,000+ ATK. "I don't need this much ATK," she tells me. "Give me more SPEED." She grabs Sunday, RMC, Tingyun, Huohuo—even Saber and Yunli and forces them to advance her or give her energy. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS+BOOTS."

I can't get more boots, I don't have enough equipment, I only have the knife, the star, and the armor item. She grabs my reroll button and spams it LVL 5 until my interest vanishes along with the rest of my coins. My economy is ruined. She's not 3-star yet. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says, "Thus our fates become one." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure voracity for speed and boots and action advances and energy.

      This variation was written by u/No_Employ4768 as a comment on Agalaea speed meta in Currency Wars.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Aglaea. I try to play Phainon. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Qingque. Aglaea deals more damage. I try to play Firefly. Aglaea deals more damage. I want to play Cyrene. Her best team has Aglaea. I want to play Trailblazer, Hyacinthia - they both want Aglaea. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her Anti-Grav Boots. She isn't satisfied. I synthesize another Propeller "I don't need this much speed to dmg scaling" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Sunday and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to make me act more. I can deal more damage with a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots." I can't get a Privileged Anti-Grav Boots, I don't have the item. She refreshes my investments. It doesn't show up. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Garmentmaker. She says "Garmentmaker, get them." They chase me at full speed—Aglaea rolling on her wheelchair. There is no hint of hesitation in their eyes. Nothing but pure, quadratic speed to damage scaling. What a cruel world.

      I’m sick of Zeus. I try to play Scorch. My Blitz deals more damage.

        By u/Furiouscat21, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to the Zeus boons from Hades 2.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Zeus. I try to play Scorch. My Blitz deals more damage. I try to play Poseidon. My Blitz deals more damage. I try to play Blast. My Blitz deals more damage. I want to play Demeter. Her best team has Zeus. I want to play Ares, Hera. They both want Zeus.

He grabs me by the throat. I Pom for him. I reroll for him. I give him the Cloud Bangle. He isn't satisfied. I pick Extended Family. "I don't need this much Damage %" He tells me. "Give me more Poms." He grabs Echo and forces her to Pom Pom Pom. "You just need to pop Blitz more. I can deal more damage with King's Ransom."

I can't pick King's Ransom, I have no Hera core Boon. He grabs my Fate Dice. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his lightning. He says "It's over, young lady." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but high flat damage curse application. What a cruel world.

        OH NO! MARUZENSKY’S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT’S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT’S GOING TO-AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN’T CARE!!

          Started as a shitpost in Malay for Maruzensky from Umamusume on Facebook. It was so funny that fans translated it to EN and then JP as a meme. The original FB post had since been taken down.

          Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!

          Japanese version

          さあ、いよいよラストスパートだ、みんな！…おっと！マルゼンスキーの水着のストラップが切れそうだよ、みんな！！どうなっちゃうの… すごい！！マルゼンスキーは気にしない！！マルゼンスキーはゴールに向かってさらに速く、さらに遠くへ走っている！！マルゼンスキーーー！！

          Original (Malay)

          "Sekarang kita memasuki last spurt, saudara-saudar- OH TIDAK! TALI SWIMSUIT MARUZENSKY NAMPAKNYA PUTUS SAUDARA-SAUDARA!! APAKAH YANG AKAN-LUAR BIASA!! MARUZENSKY TIDAK PEDULI!! MARUZENSKY BERLARI MELESAT SEMAKIN CEPAT MENUJU GARIS FINISH!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"

          Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music.

            Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Madam Herta from HSR.

            Since Herta is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Herta's great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Herta speaks, I listen. If Herta questions, I answer. If Herta orders, I obey. If Herta opines, I agree. If Herta fears, I assure. If Herta hopes, I dream. If Herta is happy, I am jubilant. If Herta is angry, I am apoplectic. If Herta is sad, I am disconsolate. Herta is my ideal, Herta is my romance, Herta is my passion. Herta is my strength, Herta is my compass, Herta is my destination. Herta is my language, Herta is my culture, Herta is my religion. Herta is my ocean, Herta is my mountain, Herta is my sky, Herta is my air, Herta is my sun, Herta is my moon, Herta is my world. Herta is history, Herta is present, Herta is future. If Herta has a million fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Herta has ten fans, I am one of them. If Herta has only one fan, that is me. If Herta has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Herta, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Herta, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Herta until my very last breath; our children will love, cherish and protect Herta until their very last breath.

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Flutterpage.

              By u/matsuku, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to FLutterpage from Reverse: 1999.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Flutterpage. I try to play 37. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Lilya. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Hissabeth. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I want to play poison. Their best team has Flutterpage. I want to play Dynamo. Ulrich's best psychube is Flutterpage's. I want to play Windsong and Liang Yue. They all want Flutterpage.

She grabs me by the throat. I farm Dusts and Sharpodonties for her. I maxes out her psychube. I give her P1. She isn't satisfied. I pull Ezio. "I don't need this much Resonances" She tells me. "Give me more FuA so I can get Eurekas." She grabs J and forces him to burn his hp off. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Fatutu."

I can't pull for Fatutu, I don't have enough Unilogs. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nautika. She says "Nautika, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but constant +% crit, bonus genesis damage and +1AP. What a cruel world.