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How to deal with unsportsmanlike player at chess club?

    You average chess enjoyer
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    Its from a deleted post on r/chess asking for advice on dealing with a a chess club member who is unsportsmanlike and weird to others. The post instantly became a meme and was circlejerk within the chess community.

    Theres a very unsportsmanlike player at our club who constantly taunts and belittles everyone else. Whenver you make a mistake he yells out "blunder!" or "inaccuracy!" ... "better move was..." and then says the engine move or what he thinks the engine move is. He also says what he thinks the engine +- is. He plays the kings gambit as much as he can and knows like 30 moves deep into every variation. If you respond something other than e5 to 1.e4 he just laughs and calls you a patzer.

He's also OBSESSED with Hikaru Nakamura. He talks about him all the time and shows everyone a picture of him with Hikaru (Its really blurry so its hard to tell if its even him). He's constantly talking about him as if he's a close friend even though he only (maybe?) met him one time. Its bordering on creepy and makes everyone uncomfortable. He calls him "Hikaru-San" which I think is part of his obsession with Japanese culture. He also brings japanese noodles/Ramen to the club every day and will spend like 5-10 minute eating them during his turn just to taunt you. Meanwhile he will be mumbling words in japanese.

We tried approaching about his conduct but he just did some weird anime villain laugh, yelled something in Japanese, then ran off to challenge another person to a blitz match. We obviously don't want to tell him not to come but it feels like his presence is deterring new people from joining and its also exhuasting.

    How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.

    How to deal with a sportsmanlike player at my club.
    byu/johnnyfuckinghobo inAnarchyChess
    There is this very sportsmanlike player at my club who always praises and encourages everyone. Whenever someone makes a decent move he always yells out "brilliancy!!" Or "that was way better than my idea...." And then says you must have spotted the top engine move. He also tells everyone how they must have the biggest pipi in the room, plus or minus. He only plays the bongcloud and if you respond with anything other than e4 to 1.e5 he says you're very creative and asks if you'll teach him the line.

He's also OBSESSED with Eric Rosen and shows everyone a picture of him with Eric (it's really blurry but it just makes him really happy to share it). He's constantly talking about him, but everyone is cool about it because he backs off if you ask him politely. The only time it gets a little creepy is when he refers to him as "Daddy Rosen". But everyone looks past that because he always shows up with donuts and snacks to share. He distributes them during his opponent's time even though he could be calculating at the board.

We tried approaching him about his conduct and had a real down to earth conversation about the "Daddy Rosen" thing and he quoted Marcus Aurelius and said that he'll exercise more self control. We really love it when this guy comes to the club but we're all too shy to say anything. We're just worried that the club is going to get too popular if he keeps bringing free donuts for everyone.

    Is this subreddit some kind of hate machine ?

      Is this subreddit some kind of hate machine ? (Rant)
      byu/Darkpoulay inAceAttorney
      I'm the type of guy who enjoys series as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know JFA, AJ and DD were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. This part of the game is wacky ? This part of the plot relies on a lucky event ? This vilain isn't the most perfect vilain ever made and is just someone who killed someone ? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

If you're willing to play a super serious game, go read Agatha Christie or something. If you don't accept that some event could not happen without a fair amount of luck, and if you only accept murder plans that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then crime plots would be extremely bland and limited. The culprit made an error that is not found out until later in the investigation ? Man, who could have thought that the police isn't omniscient.

And finally, about the vilains... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my AA fan friends think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this game to have 100% perfect murder writing, so great that it would work perfectly in real life. I play this game for his unique characters, wacky and over the top murder plots, humoristic moments, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that Ace Attorney IS about those things should just stop playing. You hated AJ and DD ? I think it's time to stop buying the games before you get in another rage fit when AA6 comes out, buddy.

Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some games, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the series. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the games ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the games myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what Ace Attorney is actually about, or what it is becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that happened in your favorite cases and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.

So, please stop hating everything that you can't accept.

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I shall not close my eyes, just because my eyelids are heavy, nor i shall turn away, for the sight is frightening

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Her sweet voice.... -I can hear her beautiful voice....

"…. Pack a lunchbox and consume it on top of a trash can in the streets of District 11 at 1 PM today." "…. Bake dacquoise while the hour hand rests between 7 and 8, and eat it while watching a movie." "…. Initiate a game of Never Have I Ever with the first five people you encounter. When one folds a finger, break it." "…. Neatly clip the nails of the sixty-second person you come across."

Children of the city see only the neon stars Reflected upon the murky gutter sky Dont ask me why I desperately wish to be included in the city's night (pum pum PUUUUm       pum pum PUUUUM)

A machine should behave as a machine.

"i'll go ahead and name my soda dispenser Angela, funniest shit i'll ever do"

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So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you, since their own tommorows are not on the horizon. But you... You gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them. And now... We finally meet here today. You must have realized that as well, seeing as you have made it to this point without hesitation. I had known... For a very long time... That we all lost our heats. I knew, and i didn't do anything about it. I'm sure many others were the same way. And that's. That's what makes Carmen different from us. Instead of turning away, she wanted to save them, and guide their souls back. She was the one who made the noble decision to dedicate herself to save humanity. Yet I, who held no such ambition, had to continue her legacy. Ironic, isn't it? Maybe i was not the right man for the job. As you can see, we've become just like very other wing, committing atrocities just like them. The employees here who have repeated hundreds upon thousands of deaths... My friends were robbed of their lives and trapped in this cycle of agony... All the while, i just sat and watched, justifying it all as the means to realize her ideal. This sin shall never be forgiven. Nonetheless… We must finish this. If these wrong doings can finally cut this vicious cycle once and for all... I will gladly take this burden upon myself. Our mission is to simply seed the people's hearts. Every single person has their own light. In the light, they create their own stories, and lay down the roots of their existence in it. We are merely there to sow the seeds. It is up to the people to bloom it in their own ways. What about us, you ask? Unfortunately, we won't be able to see what kind of forest will grow. Besides, we still have one last thing to do... It is something we have done countless times. ...It is to manage the Abnormalities. You'll make it. I know you will. Come now. This will be our final day at work as the manager.

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"Maaan, i can't wait to see what the community of my favorite game library of ruina is li-"

Guys, this is not a fucking joke! Today i was playing a text-based furry porn game, and i literally started crying when one of the characters said "That is that"

Open the curtains Lights on Don't miss a moment Of this experiment Oh, the book is strange Like clockwork orange Keep your eyes buttered till the end Which "you" are you going to be? Hmm Inside the mirror do you see Someone else in that body? Dance for me One and Two and Three and Turn around Sit like a doggy Till I finish my read Cut it off, cut down your loss All that stubborn loyalty is gonna get you killed In a world built on convenient theories For the puppets on TV There is comfort in the strings If you're gonna control me At least make it interesting theatrically How does it feel to be free? Hmm Why don't you try it yourself? The gate opened on me So I leaped Down, down, and down I go I tell myself I'm a tough girl Down, down, and down I go I could never, ever, ever touch the soil My heart goes right My head goes left And end up on your bed Huh Sure I'll be your marionette Here, tug on my thread Spread me open for dolly pink, snow white artificial beauty Maybe we're all cold machines Stuffed in the human skin With human sins Sewed up by the gods of city Cut it out, you've already lost All that precious bravery is gonna get you hurt In a world that feeds on the minority May that self-centered belief lead you to peace If you're gonna replace me At least have the audacity to kill me thoroughly When does it end for me? Hmm I think I am done with everything Now I'm ready to leave Dragging out One line Two lines Three lines Connect our hands When I no longer can live on knowledge alone You gave me strength Hopeful curiosity Maybe there are still happy answers left for my discovery What's the color of the electric sheep you see?And if you love me, Can you love your everything too, for me?

GUYS! ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AGAIN! So, i decided to play that text-based furry porn game again, and when i got into my quests tab, i noticed that one of them was called "Eye of the beholder"! I fucking cried!

        I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it

          Written by u/MRfireDmS, its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Zenless Zone Zero specifically in Random Play.

          Please tag this NSFW

I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it. People gave me weird looks. Then I dropped my Bangboo, with this image for everyone to see.

Now there's a whole store of customers, Bangboo and Proxies jorking it to this one image.

All because you failed to mark it nsfw

          Voymastina should be naked

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            Mica did us really dirty with this AK-15 release. Let me tell you I am so tired of devs putting clothes on my t-dolls. They are supposed to be terminators that look like humans. They don't need to wear any clothes. They already have synthetic skin. Why would they need more?

Voymastina is just a huge insult at this point. Not only they put a ton of unnecessary clothing and armor on her, they also had an audacity to give her a mechanical suit. Do they even care about their own lore?

The fact that she is barefoot in the dorm is the only reason why I am willing to forgive Mica.

Hopefully they will release more units like Florence in the future.

I hope when we finally get a playable Lunasia, she will be extremely... Uh... You know.

At least balance is good this time. Never saw a PvE game with good balance at max level. It's like I'm playing Warframe again.