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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I’m sick of Elif. I try to play Sloan. My Elif deals more damage.

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Elif from Dislyte.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Elif. I try to play Sloan. My Elif deals more damage. I try to play Lapis. My Elif deals more damage. I try to play Sieg. My Elif deals more damage. I want to play Zhou Hong. His best team has Elif. I want to play Mateo, Yuuhime - they both want Elif. She grabs me by the throat. I play Falsetto Fantasy for her. I grind Sonic Rift for her. I give her the Divinate 6. She isn't satisfied. I pull 6 more copies of her. "I don't need this much HP" She tells me. "Give me more attack." She grabs Feng Xun and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Level 70." I can't afford Level 70, I don't have enough levelmon. She grabs my inventory. It's empty. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Tetsuya. She says "Tetsuya, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure Fervor and Sear and Defense Down. What a cruel world.

    Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive

      By u/GodVulc4n, its a parody of the Millia is too hot copypasta but changed to Jack-O from Guilty Gear.

      Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive I have to select her even though I planned to lab someone else. I need to see her victory animation and it melts my heart so much the way she is, it’s absurd tbh, I never wanted to hug and squeeze anyone more than I want with Jack-O. That perfect, round face. That giant sweet smile. That immature, clumsy voice. The crouch. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never go down to one knee with a ring, watch our children grow up, and have her buried next to me when we die. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to marry Jack-O (or become Sol Badguy). A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t bury my face into her when I’m sad and lonely is too much to fucking bear. Why would That Fucking Man create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Does he know that perfection can’t please me?!?!?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

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        Giorno Giovanna: Oh, please. Did you really think you'd be that lucky? A piece of shit like you?

Cioccolata: Y...You're so mean!

[Il vento d'oro starts playing]

Giorno Giovanna:

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[Cioccolata falls into dumpster]

[Gold Experience withdraws from the scene]

Sign: Rifiuti generici Lun, Mer, Ven

[Giorno Sighs]

        My name is Light Yagami

          Light Yagami copypasta

          Its the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Light Yagami from Death Note.

          My name is Light Yagami. I am 23 years old. I live in the north east section of Tokyo where all the villas are and I'm single. I am a student at To-Ho university and I get home every day at 8 pm at the latest. I don't smoke but I ocasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 and make sure that I get at least 8 hours of sleep no matter what. After spending the evening killing criminals and laughing maniacally for about 20 minutes I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a shinigami I wake up with no stress or fatigue in the morning. I was told that the world has come to worship me as it's new god lately. What I am trying to tell you is that I wish to make the world a better place. I take care to keep my identity hidden, like erasing my memory or killing my pursuers, that would only cause me to die a pathetic death. That is how I deal with this rotten world. Altough if I were to mindgame with anyone, I would never loose
          My name is Light Yagami. I'm 17 years old. My house is in a quiet residential neighborhood on the edge of Tokyo's university district, and I am not married. I'm a top student studying law and criminology, and I get home every day by 9 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, and I rarely eat potato chips. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and I make sure I get seven to eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After reviewing my notes for about twenty to thirty minutes and running through the day's logic in my head before going to bed, I usually have no trouble sleeping until morning. Like a well-rested person I wake up without fatigue or distraction. My last medical check-up showed nothing abnormal. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who appears to wish to live a very quiet, orderly life. I take care not to invite needless enemies or petty conflicts that would disturb my plans or my sleep. That is how I present myself to society, and I know that control and clarity are what bring real justice. Although, if I were to be judged by action rather than appearance, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

          I’ve come to make an announcement: Sol Badguy is a bitchass motherfucker.

            By u/TriplDentGum, its the Eggman announcement copypasta but changed to Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear.

            I've come to make an announcement: Sol Badguy is a bitchass motherfucker. He counter hit my 6P. That's right. He took his Outrage fuckin' fiery Bandit Bringer out and he counter hit my 6P, and he said his hitbox was "this big" and I said, "That's OD". So I'm making a callout post on my Reddit.com: Sol Badguy, you've got a small hitbox. It's the size of this 5P except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my antiair looks like. kou.png That's right, baby. Vertical reach, entirely disjointed, no blindspots, look at that, it looks like the caricature of a handgun. He counter hit my 6P, so guess what, I'm gonna autoguard the jump in. That's right, this is what you get! My super win neutral button! Except I'm not gonna autoguard the jump in. I'm gonna go higher. I'm anti airing the Bandit Bringerrrrrrrrr! COUNTER How do you like that, Vernon? I counter hit the Bandit Bringer, you idiot! You have twenty-three frames before the anti air llllllllaunchhhhhher hits my fucking c.S, now get out of my sight before I anti air you too!

            I told a Girl I play Seele in Honkai Star Rail

              By u/FurinaFootWorshiper, its a reference to the “I play DoT teams” copypasta from Honkai Star Rail but changed to the original mono quantum archetype that has fallen out of the meta. 

              Recently, I talked to a girl about HSR at a posh restaurant, it did not go well.

She straight up asked me:

"Hey, which team do you play the most?"

Upon hearing this question, my heart tightened, I began to have an intense panic attack and almost choked. So I gave my response:

"Y'know, the one that got good recently?"

I could see it in her eyes, a small flash of excitement.

"Oh? Hypercarry Phainon? I love Phainon."

I immediately tried to explain.
"N-no-"

"Then Castorice? "

"Sorry, I-"

"Mydei, Anaxa or Aglaea? They are not bad."

"Also no..."

"THerta? She struggles in ST scenarios but she is still the queen of pure fiction. Also Madame Herta is a peerless gem!"

"Uh yeah, Madame Herta is a peerless gem."

At this point, my head was already buried in my chest, a girl who considers Madame Herta as a peerless gem is also a peerless gem, she seemed like someone who might also accept my certain enthusiasms with Furina. I dared not even lift my head up, I was already sweating bullets, and the atmosphere was so awkward my twitching feet could almost penetrate a hole through the marble flooring.

"So you don't play Herta too, then let me guess, you play superbreak? Then I'd agree it's pretty hard to say that so openly." Her expression was already that of astonishment.

In this day and age, those who would play superbreak are few in number. Either they still cling to old hopes and sometimes OD on copium, or they are deranged in the mind. 'Just pull for E2 and you'd be fine' they say, quite a pitiful bunch. I felt her empathetic gaze on my neck, it shook me intensely like the the time I got the pink haired hp scaling girl whose kit revolves around losing her hp (Fu Xuan) when pulling for Evernight. I felt my face fluster, my breath get heavy, and my head dazed. I tried my damned hardest to calm my quivering legs and clenched my teeth to say the words I was about to say next. This took the last of my strength:

"Not that either!"

These words were wilted when they came out of my mouth, it's no more audible than a needle falling to a dancefloor. Though, I promise this was the loudest that I could speak at that time. I looked up. her expression changed completely. There was a brief moment of dreadful silence.

"Then.... what team do you play? DoT? Feixiao? Saber?...Yunli? Acheron? I thought the game only had these teams?"

Every single word she spoke struck me like hammers nailing down the last few pegs of the coffin to my weak heart. I was awestruck, my soul rended apart by the sharpness of her words. Then, I could hold it in no more. Along with my words, a few strong-willed yet aggrieved tears rolled out of the corner of my eye.

"Mono quantum, I play mono quantum."

I could see the girl regaining the flash of excitement in her eyes, as she said "Oh! how could I forget about Archer, nice choice. He also has the highest DPS scaling in ST and despite the AoE shilling, he could still bruteforce Lygus."

"...Seele"

When I said that word, the discussions around us stopped, leaving me to wallop in the silence between my occasional sniffles. Feeling the pitiful gaze from passersby around me, I felt like an orphan dragging their disabled body to beg for spare change on the streets of Belobog. I held my face in my hands, I was too embarrassed to let anyone see my miserable state.

She turned to leave. At this point, tears already washed my face, I was on the floor, my two arms gripped on her ankles, and didn't dare let go. I was a clown to the people around me. The last words that I let out that day before being dragged out by the security and falling into unconsciousness were spoken at that very moment.

"So what my damage is low? It's not like she is unplayable! A girl once left my friend for liking DoTs but the devs buffed Kafka! Seele could still 0 cycle Lygus at E0S1! Just wait until the devs buff my 0 cycling queen again and make her the new top 1 DPS!"