Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
By u/-zettaihime, its a reference to the Ken-Sama 27 year old American Otaku copypasta but changed to Umamusume.
Gomenasai, my name is Grass Wonder-Sama.
I’m a 17 year old American Umamusume (Horsegirl for you gaijins). I enjoy tea ceremonies, and spend my days perfecting my skills and running on superior Japanese races. (Takarazuka Kinen and Arima Kinen)‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 LOB CORP IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 ROLAND IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡GLORY TO PROJECT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON They dont know its Ayin!😭 They dont know its Ayin! They dont know its Ayin!😭😭 😭 They dont know its Ayin!😭 They dont know its Ayin!😭 They dont know its Ayin!😭😭They dont know its Ayin! 😭 They dont know its Ayin! They dont know its Ayin!😭 They dont know its Ayin! 😭😭That's that and this is this❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓You must feel the same sorrow as mine‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 !!!!!! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT !!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE????!!???
GRRRRRR🔥🔥🔥🔥GREAT SPLIT VERTICAL🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥HUH?😯😯🤔🤔🤔IS THAT A RED MIST❓❓❓❗️❓❓❓🩸🩸🩸BOOHOO MY WIFE DEAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭LOOK ONE BY ONE THE PAGES REMIND ME⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU ISHMAEL😈😈😈👵👵👵🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐋🐋🐳🐳🐳🐳⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️CHA MAGANERA!! 🗣️🗣️THE MULTITUDE TIGHTENS IT’S HOLD🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶⛓️⛓️⛓️💥⛓️💥⛓️💥⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🔻🔻🔻🔻GRRRR KROMMERRRR😡😡😡😡😡EXHAUSTED??😧💨😧💨😧💨😧💨TIRED???😪😪😪😪😪😪WANT REST???😴😴😴😴😴😴HUNGRY???😋😋😋WANT OUT???😄😄😄😄MY CATHERINE🗣️🗣️🗣️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪⚡️⚡️🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🏇🏇🐎🐎I MUST BE THE REASON WHY 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️HUH? IS THAT A BIRD?⁉️⁉️⁉️FLY PERFECT WINGS I KNOW YOU ARE STILL WITH ME🗣️🗣️🗣️🔲🔲🔲🔲🔲🔲🔲🦋🦋🦋🦋DING DING DING DING 🦋🦋🦋🦋DING DING🦋MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHGHGAHHAAGAAAGHJAJAHA🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪HELLO CARMEN HELLO CARMEN HELLO CARMEN HELLO CARMEN HELLO CARMEN HELLO CARMEN HELLOCARMENHELLOCARMENHELLO CARMEN GHELLO HCARMEN🔴HELLO🔴I LOVE YOU🔪GOODBYE🕊️🦚RHAAARGHHHHH!!!!!1!!
This is this, and that is that.HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PROJECT MOON REFERENCE???
YOOOO FELLOW PROJECTMOON ENJOYER
This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that. This is this, and that is that.
THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT ISHMAEL!!!! WHAT FAULT? I DARESAY IT WAS ALL THANKS TO ME!
Woe, pillar be upon thee! Parry this, you filthy casual!
gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺gebura pls smother me with your thighs🥺
Look One by one The pages remind me you'll always be a villain For you, angels have fallen Now they're gone See? Now they're gone Forever gone From the hell that served as my one and only ho- IS THAT THE RED MIST?
TUUUUUUU (burarararaburarbabrbarbaraar) TU LIIIII PSHIOU TUUUU PULUUUU TULULULULUUUUUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) POLOLWOWOOWOWOLWOLWOWLOW (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) ALUAEEEEEE AWEEEEEEE TU TU TU TU UT UUUUUU (dududun dududun dududun dududun dudun) UUuUUUUuUUU UUUU
He turned into a book! Funniest shit i've ever seen!
Not only did you fail to responsibly perform your duty... You have fallen asleep here and turned your back on us. How imprudent of you...
FLYYYY PERFECT WIIIIINGS, WHERE HAAAAVE YOU BEEN HIIIAIAIAIDIIIIING BRING ME TO THE MIIND THAT GOOT US STAAAAARTEEEED
LIMBUS COMPANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
god damn, i love benjamin! who is benjamin? hokma balls😅😂😂😂!!!!
Angela, you have to feel the same sorrow as mine... No. You have to feel even worse than that. You took Angelica from me--she meant the world to me. I sat on my hands as I watched people I knew die, and I even killed my own best friend with these shadowed gloves, just for this moment. All for this moment... I've been suppressing my emotions, forcing this pained smile.
This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts! This place is nuts!
i wanna get smashed by angela's titanium bussy🥺
I shall not close my eyes, just because my eyelids are heavy, nor i shall turn away, for the sight is frightening
cant sex roland, 0/10 game
Her sweet voice.... -I can hear her beautiful voice....
"…. Pack a lunchbox and consume it on top of a trash can in the streets of District 11 at 1 PM today." "…. Bake dacquoise while the hour hand rests between 7 and 8, and eat it while watching a movie." "…. Initiate a game of Never Have I Ever with the first five people you encounter. When one folds a finger, break it." "…. Neatly clip the nails of the sixty-second person you come across."
Children of the city see only the neon stars Reflected upon the murky gutter sky Dont ask me why I desperately wish to be included in the city's night (pum pum PUUUUm pum pum PUUUUM)
A machine should behave as a machine.
"i'll go ahead and name my soda dispenser Angela, funniest shit i'll ever do"
please don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like thisplease don't vanish like this
So, you've met your reflections, the pieces of the mirror? They must have tried to stop you, since their own tommorows are not on the horizon. But you... You gave up the path to stay in those yesterdays with them. And now... We finally meet here today. You must have realized that as well, seeing as you have made it to this point without hesitation. I had known... For a very long time... That we all lost our heats. I knew, and i didn't do anything about it. I'm sure many others were the same way. And that's. That's what makes Carmen different from us. Instead of turning away, she wanted to save them, and guide their souls back. She was the one who made the noble decision to dedicate herself to save humanity. Yet I, who held no such ambition, had to continue her legacy. Ironic, isn't it? Maybe i was not the right man for the job. As you can see, we've become just like very other wing, committing atrocities just like them. The employees here who have repeated hundreds upon thousands of deaths... My friends were robbed of their lives and trapped in this cycle of agony... All the while, i just sat and watched, justifying it all as the means to realize her ideal. This sin shall never be forgiven. Nonetheless… We must finish this. If these wrong doings can finally cut this vicious cycle once and for all... I will gladly take this burden upon myself. Our mission is to simply seed the people's hearts. Every single person has their own light. In the light, they create their own stories, and lay down the roots of their existence in it. We are merely there to sow the seeds. It is up to the people to bloom it in their own ways. What about us, you ask? Unfortunately, we won't be able to see what kind of forest will grow. Besides, we still have one last thing to do... It is something we have done countless times. ...It is to manage the Abnormalities. You'll make it. I know you will. Come now. This will be our final day at work as the manager.
haha fuck you ayin
"Maaan, i can't wait to see what the community of my favorite game library of ruina is li-"
Guys, this is not a fucking joke! Today i was playing a text-based furry porn game, and i literally started crying when one of the characters said "That is that"
Open the curtains Lights on Don't miss a moment Of this experiment Oh, the book is strange Like clockwork orange Keep your eyes buttered till the end Which "you" are you going to be? Hmm Inside the mirror do you see Someone else in that body? Dance for me One and Two and Three and Turn around Sit like a doggy Till I finish my read Cut it off, cut down your loss All that stubborn loyalty is gonna get you killed In a world built on convenient theories For the puppets on TV There is comfort in the strings If you're gonna control me At least make it interesting theatrically How does it feel to be free? Hmm Why don't you try it yourself? The gate opened on me So I leaped Down, down, and down I go I tell myself I'm a tough girl Down, down, and down I go I could never, ever, ever touch the soil My heart goes right My head goes left And end up on your bed Huh Sure I'll be your marionette Here, tug on my thread Spread me open for dolly pink, snow white artificial beauty Maybe we're all cold machines Stuffed in the human skin With human sins Sewed up by the gods of city Cut it out, you've already lost All that precious bravery is gonna get you hurt In a world that feeds on the minority May that self-centered belief lead you to peace If you're gonna replace me At least have the audacity to kill me thoroughly When does it end for me? Hmm I think I am done with everything Now I'm ready to leave Dragging out One line Two lines Three lines Connect our hands When I no longer can live on knowledge alone You gave me strength Hopeful curiosity Maybe there are still happy answers left for my discovery What's the color of the electric sheep you see?And if you love me, Can you love your everything too, for me?
GUYS! ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AGAIN! So, i decided to play that text-based furry porn game again, and when i got into my quests tab, i noticed that one of them was called "Eye of the beholder"! I fucking cried!
Written by u/MRfireDmS, its the NSFW on a train copypasta but changed to Zenless Zone Zero specifically in Random Play.
Please tag this NSFW
I was in Random Play when I saw this image and had to start furiously jorking it. People gave me weird looks. Then I dropped my Bangboo, with this image for everyone to see.
Now there's a whole store of customers, Bangboo and Proxies jorking it to this one image.
All because you failed to mark it nsfw
Mica did us really dirty with this AK-15 release. Let me tell you I am so tired of devs putting clothes on my t-dolls. They are supposed to be terminators that look like humans. They don't need to wear any clothes. They already have synthetic skin. Why would they need more?
Voymastina is just a huge insult at this point. Not only they put a ton of unnecessary clothing and armor on her, they also had an audacity to give her a mechanical suit. Do they even care about their own lore?
The fact that she is barefoot in the dorm is the only reason why I am willing to forgive Mica.
Hopefully they will release more units like Florence in the future.
I hope when we finally get a playable Lunasia, she will be extremely... Uh... You know.
At least balance is good this time. Never saw a PvE game with good balance at max level. It's like I'm playing Warframe again.
Its a character appreciation pasta often used for anime characters to simp on them.
You can also build your own “Loving X isn’t a hobby, it’s a full-time job with no benefits” using our copypasta builder at the bottom.
Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
Loving Klein Moretti isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think about Klein Moretti, I rise like a story written as bright as the stars. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts tbh.. it’s like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many times he crossed my thoughts each day, every single minute or even seconds.. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanarts, chapters, or lore crumbs to obsess over with full interest. Klein Moretti is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Klein Moretti is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances should ANYONE ever touch my glorious Klein Moretti without my honest, fully complete, approved consent. 
oh..so Robin is my favorite character.. I'm not really comfortable sharing her with others because she means a lot to me. But it's okay if she’s your favorite character too!!
Loving Mizuki isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of Mizuki, I rise like a canary summoned by Mizuki herself. There hasn’t been a single day where this girl hasn’t invaded my thoughts like she owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging her rent because of how many time she crosses my thoughts each day. She’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or story crumbs to obsess over. Mizuki is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Mizuki is my favourite character
Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
Part of a series of copypasta about Umamusume: Pretty Derby characters by Axel Syrios. This one in particular is from his stream description and is for Kitasan Black with an admittance of cheating towards Daiwa Scarlet.
Kitasan Black support card banner drops tomorrow and I'm already sweating harder than prime Shaq at the free throw line. This ain't just "a good card" bro, this is the GOAT, the Kitasan Black Mamba🐍 dropping 81 points against the Toronto Raptor type shi of support cards. The second she shows up, your stable turns from g-league benchwarmers into championship contenders.
And yeah, Satono Diamond is cute and all, like Pau Gasol, elegant, consistent, incredibly skilled. But Kitasan Black? Kitasan Black is the franchise player. She's Faker locking in Azir. She's the broken patch Riot "forgot" to fix. Her bond gain so cracked it feels like Baron buff at 25 minutes. Speed stats go brrrrrr, and your whole team ascends to S rank greatness.
And bro ngl… I gotta admit, part of me feels dirty glazing Kitasan this hard when my main girl's Daiwa Scarlet. Like I can see Daiwa in the training room side-eyeing me like "for real trainer-san? her??" and I’m just standing there sweating, trying to explain it's just one spark bro I swear. But deep down I know I’m gonna spark anyway cuz Kitasan Black isn't just meta, she's the reason wallets cry at night.
I'm so sorry Daiwa Scarlet... I deserve to be called "Cheater-san".