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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charmony Doves

    The Charmony Dove brainrot

    Its a crossover between the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin and Charmony Dove brainrot from Honkai Star Rail.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charmony Doves. I try to play HSR. I am reminded of Charmony Doves. I try to browse r/HonkaiStarRail. Charmony Dove gives me brainrot. I try to go to sleep. I hear Sunday's monologue. I want to make a Slumbernana meme. It ends up being Charmony Doves. I want to play Genshin, ZZZ - they both remind me of Charmony Doves. Sunday grabs me by the throat. I sing for him. I fashion a cage. I give him my freedom. He isn't satisfied. I pull Robin. "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." He tells me. "That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing." He grabs Numby and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then." I can't listen anymore, I don't have enough brain cells. He grabs my phone. It breaks down. "Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer." He grabs a Charmony Dove. He says "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." There is no hint of reason in his eyes. Nothing but pure, brainrot-inducing Charmony Dove copypasta. What a cruel world.

    Capella is… like… peak goon material

      Capella copypasta from Re:Zero S3
      Bro, I can’t even explain it. Capella is… like… peak goon material. Yeah, I know she’s objectively horrifying, yeah, her personality is toxic but you can’t tell me there isn’t a certain energy there. I’m out here like a whole clown, willingly simping for a woman who shapeshifts into nightmares. This is some next-level Stockholm Syndrome. Like, yeah, I get it, I’m not right in the head, but look, her wings? Majestic. Her aura of literal terror? Lowkey attractive. Every time I think, ‘That’s it, I’m done with Capella,’ she goes and does something despicable, and boom—I’m back in goon mode. I know she’s bad news. I know it. But I’m already halfway down the rabbit hole, and I’m not about to stop now. Call it a personality flaw. Call it a curse. All I know is, Capella has got me locked up like the DMV on a Friday afternoon, and I’m out here willingly. Help. Send therapy.

      Hina from Blue Archive

        MILH - Man I Love Hina 
        If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world

Needless to say, Man I Love Hina 
        For Mini Hina:

White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
So brave, so strong, so lovely,
Like sun, like moon, like the sky.

Believe, beware, be careful.
The demon makes me unwise.
Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
For the cuteness fill my life.

-----------For Hina,
-----------with Love
-----------Sensei
        According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

        Erwin’s Last Speech

          From Attack on Titan where Erwin gave his last speech to his soldiers before charging to their deaths. 

          Everything that you thought had meaning, every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body. We all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless. Does that mean that there was no point in our being born. Would you say that of our slain comrades. What about their lives, were they meaningless. They were not, their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we, the living refuse to forget them and as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! MY SOLDIERS PUSH FORWARD! MY SOLDIERS SCREAM OUT! MY SOLDIERS RAGE! 
          Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!
          You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a rock, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead comrades? Were those soldiers meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those soldiers! Those brave dead! The poor dead!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next living. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

Soldiers, rage! Soldiers, scream! Soldier, fight!
          'It's all meaningless'. No matter what dreams or hopes you had... No matter how blessed a life you've lived... It's all the same if you're shredded by rocks. Everyone will die someday.

Does that mean that life is meaningless? Was there even any meaning in our being born?

Would you say that of our fallen comrades? Their lives—were they meaningless?

No, they weren't!

It's us who gives meaning to our comrades' lives! The brave fallen! The anguished fallen!

The ones who will remember them are us the living. We die trusting the living who follow to find meaning in our lives! That is the sole method in which we can rebel against this cruel world!

My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, fight!

          you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you’re below even a secondary. you’re below a fucking tertiary.

            you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you're below even a secondary. you're below a fucking tertiary. Lain doesnt even LOOK like this, let alone act like this, and who the flying FUCK is SHINJI??? do you mean from Evangelion, the OTHER show you havent seen???

            Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok)

              Its the Dori copypasta from Genshin Impact featured in Zy0x stream.

              Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok) You will be sorry (yeah) for messing with Dori (ok yeah) [A bit later into the song] Ok ok I heal (yeah) Worse than Kuki? Ok. But you’ll be shooky when I electrify you