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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Oh my god, guys… I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact.

    Citlali copypasta
    Oh my god, guys... I want to fuck Citlali from Genshin impact. I want to impregnate her. I don't care that she's so old that she can't have kids anymore. I will not stop breeding her until her body starts producing eggs again. I want to keep breeding her loose hag pussy until I pass out. I want to fondle her breasts and hear her say "Please stop touching my Citlalin and Itzpapa. I will NOT stop. I want her to stay addicted to alcohol. I want her to come back to our house, drunk and dirty, reeking of piss and alcohol. I will not be able to constrain myself. I want to enter her bedroom after she's been doing nothing but gooning, drinking booze and reading smut for a few weeks without taking a shower. Guys. I can't take it anymore. I NEED to impregnate Citlali.

    DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

      Rena Andou from Girls und Panzer copypasta
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      Rena Andou is a supporting character in Girls und Panzer and the joke here is that the characters are basically Japanese playing role-play.

      DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE'S NOT A WHIGGA SHE'S A NIGGA!!! SHE'S BLACK!!! SHE'S FUCKING BLACK!!! ONLY OSHIDA AND MARIE ARE WHITE! NOT ANDOU!!! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE IT STOPS MAKING HER SPECIAL!!!! IF SHE'S NOT BLACK THAN SHE'S JUST A BROKE VERSION OF OSHIDA WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS SOME NIGGA WHO IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND HOT HEADED AND OH MY GOD ANDOU JUST USE ME HOWEVER YOU WANT PUNISH ME HURT ME RUIN ME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DON'T BE WHITE LIKE THAT BLONDE HOE AND FATASS CAKE EATER!!! I GOT OFF TRACK BUT JUST DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE NEEDS TO BE FRENCH-ALGERIAN NOT JUST FRENCH!!!! FUCK FRANCE!!!!! LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT IN MY TOWN!!! IT'S ALL DARK!!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DARK??? RENA ADNOU!!! EVEN GOD AGREES THAT ANDOU MUST BE BLACK!!! NOT WHITE!!!! SO STOP IT!!! MAKE HER BLACK!!!!

DO. NOT. MAKE. ANDOU. WHITE.

      I’m sick of Magic Bullet Outis

        Magic Bullet Outis copypasta

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Magic Bullet Outis from Limbus Company.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Magic Bullet Outis. I try to play Regret Faust. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Wild Hunt Heathcliff. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I try to play Manager Don Quixote. My Magic Bullet Outis deals more damage. I want to play burn. The best team needs Magic Bullet Outis. I want to play Captain Ishmael and Blade Lineage Meursault - they both want Magic Bullet Outis. She grabs me by the throat. I save for her. I pull for her. I give her all the SP support passives. She isn't satisfied. I shard Dawn Office Sinclair. "I don't need this much burn count" she tells me. "Give me more magic bullets." She grabs LCCB Ryoshu and forces her onto the bench for the support passive. "You just need to double slot me. I can deal more damage with Magic Bullet E.G.O." I can't pull for magic bullet E.G.O. I don't have enough lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end" She takes aim with her E.G.O. weapon. She says "I remember the day when it offered me the contract." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, AOE dark flame application. What a cruel world.

        So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

          Mutsuki from Blue Archive

          Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

          So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."

          Biboo wanted an inspiring edit

            Bijou (Biboo) jealous of Gigi's inspiring edit copypasta

            From a clip of Biboo (Koseki Bijou) being jealous that Gigi Murin got an inspiring edit because she secretly wanted one for herself first.

            I’m mad because I’ve been on TikTok and I’ve seen the inspiring edits and then Gigi gets one and then I’m like dang it I was going to say like I really want an inspiring edit but now if I say “I want an inspiring edit” people are going to be like… “Oh there- the- there’s already Gigi one so you don’t need an inspiring edit, Biboo” But I wanted it! I wanted an inspiring edit first! I just didn’t say it! And then someone already made one of Gigi so now I can’t have it! And wanted it! Dang it! I love those ones! They’re so inspiring! I regret not saying anything about the inspiring edits earlier! And-and and the worst thing is her edit is so good… what the- what are you talking about? Fish? Man? fish? Fish-man? Nah, I’m so jealous it was ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

            Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw.

              HSR Husbandos copypasta

              Came from a post on the Honkai Star Rail Husbandos after the released of Amphoreus trailer that teased upcoming male characters.

              Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day. Raw, only lube being from me slobbing his knob and him eating me out. Cowgirl position while he sits on that throne and spreads my cheeks open with his gauntlets still on. Raw, on the bed, on the table, on the floor, on the wall, on the couch, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom, doggystyle, all fours, riding, reverse cowgirl... This man could choke me, throw me, step on me, and I'd still kiss his feet, I want this man to chain me up, blindfold me and use me till I'm broken.

( I'm willing to bear his children, even if it's just once pls, 🛐🛐🛐 ) UWOOOH
              Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day.

Thank you for coming to my pep talk.