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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Burnice.

    Burnice copypasta

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Burnice from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Burnice. I try to play Soldier 11. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Grace. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Burnice deals more damage. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Burnice. I want to play Jane Doe, Caesar. They both want Burnice.
    
    She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I ride bikes for her. I give her the BP W-Engine. She isn't satisfied. I pull Sharpened Stinger. "I don't need this much buildup" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lucy & her pigs and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with my signature W-Engine."
    
    I can't pull for her sig, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs ze flammenwerfer. She says "Hans, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, quick Fire Anomaly buildup and Burn. What a cruel world. 

    Tsukihime – I need advice regarding my sister. It’s rather complex, so I should explain.

      Shiko Tohno from Tsukihime

      It’s an old 4chan thread of someone role-playing as Shiki from Tsukihime and asking for advice from fellow anons about what to do about his overbearing sister. It became a classic Tsukihime copypasta as OP managed to troll many into believing it as a real story.

      I need advice regarding my sister. It's rather complex, so I should explain.
      
      When I was younger, I was involved in an accident and required care. My father sent me away to get that care, leaving just my sister to put up with his strictness (my mother died when my sister was born). After I recovered enough to be able to look after myself, I stayed away from home. In the years I had been bedridden, neither my father nor my sister came to see me and I didn't feel connected to either of them anymore.
      
      A month ago, my sister suddenly called me out of the blue. My father had passed away, and she wanted me to live with her again until she has finished her education. After soul searching for a long time, I agreed and returned home, finding that she had grown into a young lady in my absence. However, she has a very strong moral code and enforces a strict rule over the household (dad left everything to her). I mean, she has a curfew for Christ's sake.
      
      Things have started to go downhill from there. I broke curfew, and ended up being away that whole night and part of the next day. I can't go into the specifics, but my illness still visits me in strange ways and I couldn't be home when everything started (I had a vivid dream that I killed and butchered someone for god's sake). Needless to say that she wasn't impressed, and threatened to put a camera over the gate to make sure I was not going out. She says it's because she is concerned that I am not yet a fully recovered man. I know I can be frail and all, but I like to think I know my limits.
      It gets worse. Some of my schoolfriends invited me out on the weekend to a fair. I had had a fit the night before, and so my sister told me that she wanted to come, to keep an eye on me and help me if I got worse. I didn't have a choice, and thought maybe we could reconcile during the day. When we arrive, she looks over my friends, my best friend and two girls we are close to, with disdain and stops on one of the girls. Immediately she declares that she doesn't think she can get along with the girl and refuses to talk to her any more than she has to for the day. It totally killed the fun, and after we went home I yelled at her about it. She burst into tears and said that if I hate her she understands and will accept my hate but she just wants me to be safe. 

      My name is Itadori Yuji. I’m 15 years old.

        Its a parody of the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen.

        My name is Itadori Yuji. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sendai, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an sorcerer for the Jujutsu High, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 

        I was born and raised in Sendai.

          I was born and raised in Sendai. This park is where I thought I almost died. I tried to rinse my slime in a sink but it went down the drain. I like flowers. Let's fish some crayfish. This department store has a movie theater. I catch grasshoppers. Horses are awesome. I bought ice cream with my allowance. Let's play some archery. I loved drinking sweet milk tea after shoveling snow. I used to think Santa was real. 

          RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡

            Its the K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Ruan Mei from Honkai Star Rail due to how meta she is in every team.

            RuanMei👩2145 HP❤1188 ATK⚔1084DEF🛡104SPEED🏃‍♀️GIVES 68%DMG👊50%BREAK🤸‍♂️EFFICIENCY😎ONLY 1☝️SP TOO✌10%SPEED💨INCREASE📈5🕔ENERGY🔋EVERY TURN↪️20% BREAK 💔 EFFECT 🧪 AT ALL TIMES 🕓ULT 1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ ENERGY🧙‍♂️ GIVES 25% ALL RES PEN🖋️EXTENDS BREAK⏳ TOO2️⃣ LAST 2 TURNS🔄 

            I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that’s what the Void Hunters intended.

              Bangboo copypasta from Zenless Zone Zero

              Parody of the “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to Bangboo from ZZZ.

              I own a Bangvolver for home defense, since that's what the Void Hunters intended.
              
              Four ruffians break into my house.
              
              "What the devil?" As I grab my bangvolver off the charger station. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
              
              Sic my Rocketboo on the second man, miss him entirely because the rocket fins are fixed and nails the dog's newsstand.
              
              I have to resort to the chaingun turret mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with anti-Ethereal rounds.
              
              "Tally ho, lads."
              
              Amillion shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
              
              Grab Plugboo and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since rectangular socket wounds are impossible to stitch up.
              
              Just as the Void Hunters intended.