Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.
Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.
Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.
Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.
Every enemy now has over ten billion hp and one shots every character on field.
Acheron, Firefly and Feixiao have been dropped to T-76. Reports have it that Firefly has taken to the selling SAM barbecued gyros on the streets of Penacony to make ends meet after getting dropped so hard. Acheron's whereabouts are unknown.
With the release of the 5* Harmony, John Honkai, an expy from HI3 who the fans can't stop spoiling the story of, Jing Yuan has yet again reached top tier, hitting T(√-1) and he has since escaped the game to torment our reality. Pitch Dark Hook the Great is also T(√-1). No one is sure why.
The most recent relic set has the following description:
2 Pieces: If character is named (newest 5* character), make them viable. If not, do nothing.
4 Pieces: If character is named (newest 5* character), make them instantly clear 36* MoC, do your dishes and kiss you into bed. If not, banish them from this wretched world.
Humanity has fallen. Due to global warming and Jing Yuan personally massacring 90% of humanity after seeing all the Yanqing slander on the internet, the remnants of humanity now rally in great sea-faring ships, waging endless war for resources like Stellar Jades and relics with double crit rolls.
Of the ships, the largest is the RatUrine, comprised of the inhabitants of the Yaoi nation. It is closely followed by TopUrine. There likely exist other non-Urine related ships, of the old yuri and yaoi nations (and possibly the mythical allegedly existent straight nation), but they have fallen to irrelevance...
...with the exception of the self insert armada, a collection of infinite ships that need neither foundation nor proof to exist. All they require is sheer willpower. Without love, it cannot be seen. With love, we are omnipotent. Were it not for constant infighting between the Stelle and Caelus factions, they would have long dwarfed the Urine ships.
Hoyoverse has now become a true universe. But their words were lies. The otaku did not save the world. They destroyed it.
The Bronya now controls all of humanity's resources. It is unknown what she does with them. Some suspect she uses them to continue investing in the worst gameplay design possible so that one day, she can advance power creep such that new units are T5 at launch.
Then, perhaps, mankind will move fast enough to escape light.
...Screwllum still hasn't released.
Fin.
Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Robin from Honkai Star Rail.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin. I try to play Sparkle. My Robin buffs the team more. I try to play Ruan Mei. My Robin is still the BiS support. I want to play Feixiao. Her best team has Robin. I want to play Kafka, Aglaea. They both want Robin. She grabs me by the throat. I sing for her. I cook for her. I give her For Tomorrow’s Journey. She isn’t satisfied. I pull But the Battle isn’t Over. “I don’t need this much ER." she tells me. “Give me 100% ult uptime.” She grabs Sunday and forces him to recite Charmony Dove to enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can support your team more with Flowing Nightglow.” I can’t pull for Flowing Nightglow, I don’t have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs her microphone. She says “Welcome to my world.” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 100% action advance. What a cruel world.
Its a variant of the TND copypasta but changed to Fumiko from Chainsaw Man.
Total Fumiko death. Kill Fumiko, Behead Fumiko. Roundhouse kick a lizard eyed bitch into the concrete. Slam dunk a Fumiko baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Fumiko. Defecate in Fumiko's food. Launch Fumiko into the sun. Stir fry Fumiko in a wok. Toss Fumiko into an active volcano. Urinate into Fumiko's wine. Judo throw Fumiko into a wood chipper. Twist Fumiko head off. Report Fumiko to the Nayuta council. Karate chop Fumiko in half. Curb stomp pregnant Fumiko. Trap Fumiko in quicksand. Crush Fumiko in the trash compactor. Liquify Fumiko in a vat of acid. Eat Fumiko. Dissect Fumiko, Exterminate Fumiko in a gas chamber. Stomp Fumiko skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Fumiko in the oven. Lobotomize Fumiko. Mandatory abortions for Fumiko. Grind half human, half Fumiko fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Fumiko in devil infested water. Vaporize Fumiko with devil contracts. Kick old Fumiko down the stairs. Feed Fumiko to fiends. Slice Fumiko in half with a chainsaw.
Created by u/Radiant-Hope-469, its a Fubuki glasses inspired copypasta but told in Fate Grand Order terms.
It is a sacred item that enjoys the unanimous support of some girls.The preciousness of its existence is already a microcosm in itself. It is no exaggeration to say that for a certain segment of the population, it is on the level of a treasured item in the world.In the world, a character who wears glasses is called "megane character," but there are various boundaries between the two. First, there are characters who always wear glasses. The definition of "character" varies greatly depending on whether the character "takes off" or "does not take off" glasses. That will be a test for the next time, so keep it in a corner of your memory.Anyway, the depth of glasses lies in the fact that they allow for all kinds of fantasies. The first impact when a character who always wears glasses takes them off. The second impact when a character who usually does not wear glasses puts them on. And the third impact when a character who usually does not wear glasses takes off his/her glasses.
Since Nijika is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey. If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream. If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion. Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination. Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion. Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world. Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
Life without Nijika is no life at all. Death with Nijika is life. In the inconceivable event that Nikija is no longer in this world, living without her would be an unimaginable insult, and thus our only absolution would be to clear the now sullied human race from the Earth.
May Nijika grant us grace eternal
Since Nijika is the paragone of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Nijika’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Nijika? For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Nijika thinks, I agree. If Nijika speaks, I'm listening. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Nijika, I am against the whole world. I will love Nijika until my very last breath.
Who is Nijika?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Nijika speaks, I listen. If Nijika questions, I answer. If Nijika orders, I obey.
If Nijika opines, I agree. If Nijika fears, I assure. If Nijika hopes, I dream.
If Nijika is happy, I am jubilant. If Nijika is angry, I am apoplectic. If Nijika is sad, I am disconsolate.
Nijika is my ideal, Nijika is my romance, Nijika is my passion.
Nijika is my strength, Nijika is my compass, Nijika is my destination.
Nijika is my language, Nijika is my culture, Nijika is my religion.
Nijika is my ocean, Nijika is my mountain, Nijika is my sky, Nijika is my air, Nijika is my sun, Nijika is my moon, Nijika is my world.
Nijika is history, Nijika is present, Nijika is future.
If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Nijika, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Nijika, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Nijika until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Nijika until their very last breath.
