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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

OH NO! MARUZENSKY’S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT’S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT’S GOING TO-AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN’T CARE!!

    Started as a shitpost in Malay for Maruzensky from Umamusume on Facebook. It was so funny that fans translated it to EN and then JP as a meme. The original FB post had since been taken down.

    Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!

    Japanese version

    さあ、いよいよラストスパートだ、みんな！…おっと！マルゼンスキーの水着のストラップが切れそうだよ、みんな！！どうなっちゃうの… すごい！！マルゼンスキーは気にしない！！マルゼンスキーはゴールに向かってさらに速く、さらに遠くへ走っている！！マルゼンスキーーー！！

    Original (Malay)

    "Sekarang kita memasuki last spurt, saudara-saudar- OH TIDAK! TALI SWIMSUIT MARUZENSKY NAMPAKNYA PUTUS SAUDARA-SAUDARA!! APAKAH YANG AKAN-LUAR BIASA!! MARUZENSKY TIDAK PEDULI!! MARUZENSKY BERLARI MELESAT SEMAKIN CEPAT MENUJU GARIS FINISH!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"

    Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music.

      Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Madam Herta from HSR.

      Since Herta is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Herta's great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Herta speaks, I listen. If Herta questions, I answer. If Herta orders, I obey. If Herta opines, I agree. If Herta fears, I assure. If Herta hopes, I dream. If Herta is happy, I am jubilant. If Herta is angry, I am apoplectic. If Herta is sad, I am disconsolate. Herta is my ideal, Herta is my romance, Herta is my passion. Herta is my strength, Herta is my compass, Herta is my destination. Herta is my language, Herta is my culture, Herta is my religion. Herta is my ocean, Herta is my mountain, Herta is my sky, Herta is my air, Herta is my sun, Herta is my moon, Herta is my world. Herta is history, Herta is present, Herta is future. If Herta has a million fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Herta has ten fans, I am one of them. If Herta has only one fan, that is me. If Herta has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Herta, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Herta, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Herta until my very last breath; our children will love, cherish and protect Herta until their very last breath.

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Flutterpage.

        By u/matsuku, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to FLutterpage from Reverse: 1999.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Flutterpage. I try to play 37. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Lilya. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I try to play Hissabeth. My Flutterpage deals more damage. I want to play poison. Their best team has Flutterpage. I want to play Dynamo. Ulrich's best psychube is Flutterpage's. I want to play Windsong and Liang Yue. They all want Flutterpage.

She grabs me by the throat. I farm Dusts and Sharpodonties for her. I maxes out her psychube. I give her P1. She isn't satisfied. I pull Ezio. "I don't need this much Resonances" She tells me. "Give me more FuA so I can get Eurekas." She grabs J and forces him to burn his hp off. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Fatutu."

I can't pull for Fatutu, I don't have enough Unilogs. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Nautika. She says "Nautika, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but constant +% crit, bonus genesis damage and +1AP. What a cruel world.

        I’m sick of Elif. I try to play Sloan. My Elif deals more damage.

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Elif from Dislyte.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Elif. I try to play Sloan. My Elif deals more damage. I try to play Lapis. My Elif deals more damage. I try to play Sieg. My Elif deals more damage. I want to play Zhou Hong. His best team has Elif. I want to play Mateo, Yuuhime - they both want Elif. She grabs me by the throat. I play Falsetto Fantasy for her. I grind Sonic Rift for her. I give her the Divinate 6. She isn't satisfied. I pull 6 more copies of her. "I don't need this much HP" She tells me. "Give me more attack." She grabs Feng Xun and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Level 70." I can't afford Level 70, I don't have enough levelmon. She grabs my inventory. It's empty. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Tetsuya. She says "Tetsuya, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure Fervor and Sear and Defense Down. What a cruel world.

          Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive

            By u/GodVulc4n, its a parody of the Millia is too hot copypasta but changed to Jack-O from Guilty Gear.

            Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive I have to select her even though I planned to lab someone else. I need to see her victory animation and it melts my heart so much the way she is, it’s absurd tbh, I never wanted to hug and squeeze anyone more than I want with Jack-O. That perfect, round face. That giant sweet smile. That immature, clumsy voice. The crouch. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never go down to one knee with a ring, watch our children grow up, and have her buried next to me when we die. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to marry Jack-O (or become Sol Badguy). A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t bury my face into her when I’m sad and lonely is too much to fucking bear. Why would That Fucking Man create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Does he know that perfection can’t please me?!?!?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

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              Giorno Giovanna: Oh, please. Did you really think you'd be that lucky? A piece of shit like you?

Cioccolata: Y...You're so mean!

[Il vento d'oro starts playing]

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[Cioccolata falls into dumpster]

[Gold Experience withdraws from the scene]

Sign: Rifiuti generici Lun, Mer, Ven

[Giorno Sighs]