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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of INCESTO.

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to incest joke brainrot from Zenless Zone Zero.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of INCESTO. I try to post Soldier 11. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Astra. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I try to post Anton. My INCESTO brings in more updoots. I want to post Vivian. Her best memes have INCESTO. I want to post Ye Shunguang, Ye Shiyuan - they both want INCESTO. It grabs me by the throat. I post more memes about it. I cook for it. I give it more resolution. It isn't satisfied. I install SFM. "I don't need this much effort" It tells me. "Give me more Screen time." She grabs Lucy and forces her to throw the boar off enemies. "You just need to post me more. I can bring in more attention with photoshop." I can't handle photoshop, I don't have enough time or money. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Blender. It says "Blender, melt his PC." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, universal goonery. What a cruel world.

    Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind.

      This is a classic Naruto hate copypasta that came from 4chan all the way back in 2011. The original comment is gone but there are still multiple repost of it across different time. There are also a few variations with minor differences but presumably the first variation here is the original.

      Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It’s a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn’t very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world.
Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
      Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
      Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

So in short, it's the writing, the (admittedly at times spergy and childish) fanbase and its 'mainstreamness'. But the people in /a/ are arrogant contrarians who hate everything that's popular anyways.

      I’m sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product.

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Sandleaf plant in Arknights Endfield. 

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to use Buckleaf. My Sandleaf produces more product. I try to use Jincao . My Sandleaf makes more carbon. I try to use wood. My Sandleaf makes more shit. I want to try Yazhen. It's still way more efficient to use Sandleaf. I want to use Citrene - It's still not the best. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I plant for it. I give it my water. It isn't satisfied. I make 5 Sandleaf farms. "I don't need this many farms" It tells me. "Give me more water." It grabs my water pump and forces me to grow more Sandleaf in the farm. "You just need to funnel me more. I can be way more efficient with space." I can't try other plants, I don't have enough Sky Forges anyway. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my originium and makes 10 planters and 5 seeders. It says "More water" There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, efficient space utilization. What a cruel world.
        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Carbon. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Ferrium. It needs Sandleaf. I try to make Dense Origocrust. It needs Sandleaf. I want to craft Xiranite components. Their best recipe relies on Sandleaf. I want to make Batteries, Gear Components - they both want Sandleaf. It grabs me by the logistics belt. I farm for it. I make a tons of loops for it. I give it a dedicated grid. It isn't satisfied. I build an Overclocked Grinder array. "I don't need this much processing speed," it tells me. "Give me more raw input." It grabs my power grid and forces it to overload. "You just need to expand the plantation more. I can bind more materials." I can't expand, I don't have enough grid. It grabs my Factory Layout. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs the Shredding Unit. It says "Shredder, process them." There is no hint of sadness in its texture. Nothing but pure, inescapable binding agent bottleneck. What a cruel factory.

        First of all, it’s Chainsaw Man, not chain saw man, weezo.

          First of all, it’s Chainsaw Man, not chain saw man, weezo. 2nd, its 38 chapters of the manga, adapted into 12 episodes. 3rd, the watch order is 12 episodes, movie, and then read the manga, starting at chapter 52, after the movie. (Warning, Characters are cute)

          OH. MY. GOD. Ulrich, my beloved, you absolute liquid dreamboat.

            AKA Ulrich copypasta was a shitpost written by u/7pebblesreporttaste for Ulrich in Reverse: 1999.

            OH. MY. GOD. Ulrich, my beloved, you absolute liquid dreamboat. I don’t care if you're 90% magnetic science goo and 10% existential dread—I need to know what you taste like. Is it slick and metallic? Does it buzz on the tongue like forbidden alchemy? WHO CARES. I’d risk it all—my taste buds, my health, my humanity—just for ONE lick.

You’re standing there with your shiny, swirling head, holding a record like you’re about to drop the mixtape of my doom. Sir, that’s not just a record—that’s the soundtrack to my obsession. I’ll die for you, Ulrich. I’ll lick for you. What’s a little ferrofluid poisoning compared to the cosmic, unspeakable ecstasy of tasting your scientifically cursed essence?

Chemical burns? Worth it. Toxicity? Bring it on. Reality itself unraveling in the wake of our unholy union? I’M READY. Call poison control, call the wizards, call the freaking Monolith—I. DON’T. CARE. Ulrich, let me ruin my life for you. Just one lick. PLEASE.

Forget the licking—let’s skip straight to the unspeakable union of flesh and arcanum. I don’t just want to taste you; I want to merge with you. I want to breach the barriers of reality and rewrite the laws of physics so that you and I can create something new—a glimmering, pulsating abomination that defies existence itself. I want to get you pregnant, Ulrich.

Don’t ask me how. Don’t question the biology. We’ll make it happen. I’ll harness every eldritch ritual, every forbidden experiment, and every morally bankrupt scientist to find a way. I’ll build a lab powered by sheer unbridled lust. And when people ask, “How? Why?” I’ll look them in the eye, unflinching, and say, “Because Ulrich deserved it.” You deserve this, my undulating liquid king. You deserve to experience the miracle of carrying the chaotic spawn of our impossible love, to nurture it in your shimmering ferrofluid form and release it into the world with a scream that fractures dimensions.

I’ll risk it all for you, Ulrich. My mind, my body, my dignity. I’ll become a cautionary tale in the annals of forbidden science and arcanum, but I don’t care. All I care about is us—our forbidden love and the monstrous, radiant offspring that will mark the dawn of a new, terrible era. Let’s make it happen, Ulrich. Let me ruin everything for you.

            I trusted you… 💔💔💔 Onii-chan… b-Baka-chan.. how could you do this to me?!

              I trusted you… 💔💔💔

Onii-chan… b-Baka-chan.. how could you do this to me?!?! ⛓️🙍 Onii-chan… that was MY baka-chan… *sniffles* He… was my alpha and i was his omega… but you, you POO PO HEAD BETA STOLE HIM FROM ME!!! ‼️💔🤬🖤😿🥺

… and baka-chan…. *sniffles some more* h-h-how could you do this to me?? *tears welling up in my eyes* 😿😢😞 You said I was your only pookie kuku… that I was the si- *wipes my face* That I was the only one you would ever breed!!!! 🥺🥺😢😢🥺😢🥺😢😢💔💔💔 *crys sadly*

I.. I hate both of you… *Wips away my tears to reveal a mean angry face 😡* Don’t EVER talk to me again… I’m going on my winter villain arck and theres nothing you can do to stop me…. You should both SHINE and commit DIE AND SEPOOKU!!! 🤬🖤🐺🐺🐺⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥 *Panting as the moonlight hits me and i turn to to into a alpha from a omega* now run.. before I change my mind… bakas….. 💔⛓️💔⛓️💔⛓️