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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just “factkins,”

    i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just "factkins," nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am komaeda. youre not. your friend is not. your crush is not. thats me. sure, they kin komaeda/ but they are not komaeda. i am not a komaeda kin. i AM nagito komaeda. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOURE ME IM ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING KOMAEDA THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESNT EEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about komaeda is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i cant take this i cant take people thinking thzy are me i cant take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUDE TGET ARE NOT. IM ME. im literally me. im literally komaeda. nagito komaeda in the flesh. stop kinning me YOURE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day im going to prove it and you'll all fricking see holy cap. IM LITERALLY KOMAEDA. 

    I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

      By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.

      I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
      
      I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
      
      She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
      
      “Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
      
      She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
      
      She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
      
      “Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
      
      What a cruel world. 

      I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

        By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

        I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.
        
        I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.
        
        I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.
        
        I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.
        
        Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.
        
        I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name. 

        Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad.

          From a famous Tumblr post about Levi Ackermann from Attack on Titan that blew up.

          I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.  

          FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!

            ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW?!?! FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!! HE ERASES TIME, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! IF YOU ERASE TIME, THEN SHOULDN'T IT NOT BE THERE?!?!?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE "ERASES TIME"?!?!?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!!!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!!!!! FINE, YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IF YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!!!!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!! IT'S CONFUSING, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRK?!?!?!?! HOW DOES IT WOOOORRRRRRRK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

            Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest

              It an old classic fan fiction interpretation of the love triangle in Darker than Black.

              Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Suou who loves Hei wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Hei'd love her, but since he already loves Yin she'll go back in time before Hei is born, and become his mother.