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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

    By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.

    I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
    
    I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
    
    She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
    
    “Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
    
    She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
    
    She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
    
    “Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
    
    What a cruel world. 

    I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

      By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

      I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.
      
      I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.
      
      I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.
      
      I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.
      
      Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.
      
      I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name. 

      Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad.

        From a famous Tumblr post about Levi Ackermann from Attack on Titan that blew up.

        I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.  

        FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!

          ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW?!?! FINE, I ADMIT IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!! HE ERASES TIME, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! IF YOU ERASE TIME, THEN SHOULDN'T IT NOT BE THERE?!?!?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE "ERASES TIME"?!?!?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!!!!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?!?!?!?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!!!!!!!!! FINE, YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, IF YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!!! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!!!!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!!!!! IT'S CONFUSING, I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRK?!?!?!?! HOW DOES IT WOOOORRRRRRRK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WOOOORRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

          Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest

            It an old classic fan fiction interpretation of the love triangle in Darker than Black.

            Hei will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Suou who loves Hei wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Hei'd love her, but since he already loves Yin she'll go back in time before Hei is born, and become his mother. 

            In terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans

              By u/JoeHaydn, its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Cecilia from ZZZ.

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female thiren breeding, Cecilia is the most compatible thiren for humans? Not only is she in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Cecilia is an average of 5”07’ tall and 96.9 pounds, this means she's large enough to be able handle human appendages, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Cecilia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily breed her for hours without getting sore. She can also learn the moves Step-on-me-mommy, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. With her abilities Lactation and Hydration, both you and she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Thiren comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you h*ld her hand, you can make your Cecilia turn beet red. Cecilia is literally built for human intercourse. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means she can take the mating press all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.