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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT’S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!

    M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ extremely blushes W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! blushes even more GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! was about to run away but you stopped me U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ blushes even more Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! you called me a tsundere again T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ blushes S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~
    M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~W-What?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢
    It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!
    I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!
    *Turns around with flustered cheeks*
    Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! HMPH!~~
    M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢
    
    It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!
    
    I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!
    
    *Turns around with flustered cheeks*
    
    Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! 

    Vaporeon Is Literally Build For Human

      It originally came from an unhinged 4chan post (as is tradition)
      Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
      Vaporeon copypasta

      Related Flareon copypasta with good ending

      In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps

        Originally came from a FB comment about women’s thigh gap that became a meme. Some Genshin fan used it as ragebait for Arlecchino and it spread from there.

        It looks like Laurel is no longer a virgin.
        
        In general, a virgin woman can close her legs normally without leaving gaps, but those who have had their first time or more xd end up with a wider area, making it so they can't close their legs properly anymore xd
        Did you know that arlecchino is not virg3n,
        generally when a woman is virg3n can close the legs without leaving space but when you already have your first see or who knows how many more the part of that area becomes wider making it no longer can close well the legs xdxd

        i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just “factkins,”

          i cant take this i am nagito komaeda in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just "factkins," nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am komaeda. youre not. your friend is not. your crush is not. thats me. sure, they kin komaeda/ but they are not komaeda. i am not a komaeda kin. i AM nagito komaeda. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOURE ME IM ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS ITS NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING KOMAEDA THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESNT EEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about komaeda is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i cant take this i cant take people thinking thzy are me i cant take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUDE TGET ARE NOT. IM ME. im literally me. im literally komaeda. nagito komaeda in the flesh. stop kinning me YOURE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day im going to prove it and you'll all fricking see holy cap. IM LITERALLY KOMAEDA. 

          I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

            By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.

            I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.
            
            I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.
            
            She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.
            
            “Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”
            
            She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.
            
            She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.
            
            “Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.
            
            What a cruel world. 

            I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits. I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits.

              By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to how much stuff needs T-Creds when leveling up in Endfield.

              I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of T credits.
              
              I try to level Perlica, it costs Tcredits. I try to raise my Laevatains skill, it costs Tcredits. I try to level her weapon, it costs Tcredits.
              
              I pull Last Rite. I can’t even afford to look at her talent tree. I already wasted all my sanity trying to get some decent essences. I found 2000 Tcredits in the credit store for 75% off. I need 6,700,000.
              
              I look at my factory. The only thing it generates are stock bills and I already emptied both regions of all their Tcredits. I decide to try to hunt for more clues to exchange to buy more from the shop. The only clues I get are 7.
              
              Xaihi looks at me. Not saying a word. I know she wants her promotion too. I still have her skills at level 3.
              
              I have 12.5k Tcredits to my name.