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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charizard-Y.

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Mega Charizard Y from Pokemon.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charizard-Y. I try to build a Froslass team. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I try to build rain. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I try to build Balance. It's weak to Charizard-Y. I want to use Steel-types. They get roasted by Charizard-Y. I switch in my Fire resist. Solar Beam. I switch in my Water-type. Solar Beam. I bring in my Garchomp. Rock slide misses 3 times. I finally get Trick Room up. He Protects, stalls a turn, and KOs both of my mons. I want to bring Mawile. The team preview laughs at me. He grabs me by the throat. I EV my Incineroar. He clicks Heat Wave. I bring Wide Guard. He has Overheat. I bring Occa berry. He crits anyway. I bring Tyranitar. He brings Floette instead. "You just need better positioning," He tells me. "Give me one free turn. I can do more damage with Last Respects." I can't get Basculegion. I don't have anymore quick coupons. He grabs my teamsheet. Everything is weak to Charizard-Y. "I guess this is the end". He sends out Charizard-Y. He says "Use Heat Wave!". There is no hint of remorse in his eyes. I don't have any answers left. I don't have any VP left. I don't have any hope left. What a shit regulation

    I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

      By u/MeltSimp, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Gilberta from Endfield.

      I can’t take it anymore I’m sick of Gilberta.

I want to use Ardelia, she uses too much SP. I want to use Perlica, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Rossi, her best team mate is Gilberta. I want to play Laevatain, Last Rite, all their fastest clears use Gilberta. I want to roll for Mifu, Fangyi, deep down I know they both want Gilberta.

She smiles at me. She knows I skipped her. I said I didn’t like her story and she held a grudge.

“Having fun, Endmin? What a nice stash of Oroberyls you have.”

She knows I’m going to pull the moment she reruns. I farmed for her, I built Stanza for her. She knows I’m holding 120 pulls specifically for her.

She grabs my credit card. It declines. The banner is gone. I can’t pull for her anymore… I don’t even know when the next rerun is.

“Guess I’ll be taking these for safekeeping :)”, she took all the Oroberyls I stocked up. There’s no hint of mercy in her eyes, just pure 42% SP neutral Arts susceptibility.

What a cruel world. 
      I can't take it anymore I'm sick of Gilberta... I try to play support Tangtang and my Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Ardelia and Gilberta has more usage, I try to play Xaihi and Gilberta has more usage. I don't even try to play Zhuang Fangyi because she also need Gilbert a in her team.. I want to play Laevatain and her best team has Gilberta. I want to play Avywenna—Yvonne they both want Gilberta. she grasped around my throat, I farm for her, I cook for her I give her potentials, she isn't satisfied I pull Camille. "I don't need another sub-dps." She tells me "give me more Arts Infliction." She grabs Rossi and forces her to throw herself at enemies. "You just need to grind for my priorities, I can solo support Rossi." I can't pull for Rossi I don't have enough Oroberyl, she grabs my credit card it declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Laevatain that she just gave buffs to in the last second, she says "Laevatain, get them!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes nothing but pure uncontested highest usage in every CC and late game challenges up to date, what a cruel world... Why couldn't I get Gilberta from my pulls..

      I’ve come to make an announcement: Avatar Aang is a bitch ass motherfucker

        Its the Eggman announcement speech but changed to Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra.

        I’ve come to make an announcement: Avatar Aang is a bitch ass motherfucker, he took out my fucking ships! That’s right, he took out his fucking glider staff, and he blew up my ships! So I’m making a callout in the motherfucking oasis: Aang you’ve got a weak element, it’s like the strength of this breeze except way weaker! And here’s what my element looks like: FWOOSH! That’s right, baby! All heat! No source! No gusts! Look at that it’s like two sparks and a flame! Aang took out my ships so guess what I’m gonna do?! I’m taking out the water tribe! That’s right this is what you get: MY SUPER FIREBENDING!

Except I’m not bending at the water tribe, I’m going even higher. I’m bending AT THE MOOOON! How do you like that, ARNOOK?! I’M BENDING AT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!

You have approximately 24 seconds until you BEN-DING goes away, now get the fuck out of my sight before I firebend on you too! 
        I've come to make an announcement:

The Avatar is a b**ch-a$s motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king dad. That's right, he took his Avatar glowy d**k out and he pissed on my f**king dad, and he said his d**k was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Avatar, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

*Equalist airship floats into view above the skyline*

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my dad, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k Republic City. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! *airship fires a big lightning/laserbeam* Except I'm not gonna piss on Republic City, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROP-O-LETS hit the f**king Earth Kingdom, now get outta my f**king sight, before I piss on you too!"

        I’ve been a chronic masturbator for years. Decades, even.

          Came from an unhinged Steam review of Zenless Zone Zero. 

          Look, I’ve been a chronic masturbator for years. Decades, even. I’ve seen every type of pixelated titty physics the industry has to offer — from stiff cardboard bounces in old games to the overcooked gelatin wobbles in modern gacha trash. But nothing, and I mean nothing, prepared me for what miHoYo cooked up in Zenless Zone Zero.
The moment I loaded into the game and saw the girls moving, my soul left my body. The boob jiggle physics in ZZZ aren’t just good. They’re divine. They’re not just bouncing — they’re alive. They have weight. They have momentum. They have personality. Every step, every combat dash, every idle animation is a masterclass in soft-body simulation that makes my degenerate brain short-circuit.
I’m talking realistic secondary motion that reacts to wind, to attacks, to camera angles. The way they settle after a big move? Chef’s kiss. The subtle micro-jiggles when a character is just standing there breathing? I’m on my knees. I’ve spent literal hours in the character menu just rotating the camera and watching the physics do their holy work. My right hand has never been more religious.
Because of this jiggle physics, I’m starting to believe there is a God.
No atheist could look at the way these characters move and still claim the universe is random chance. This level of bouncy perfection didn’t just evolve — it was designed. Someone out there (probably a fellow chronic masturbator who achieved enlightenment) poured their soul into making sure every frame honored the female form in motion. It’s not fanservice anymore. It’s scripture.
Combat? Cool. Story? Pretty fun. New Eridu aesthetic? Stylish as hell. But none of that matters. I’m here for the physics. I’ve cleared entire commissions with one hand while the other was occupied, eyes locked on the jiggle like it was the meaning of life.
If you’re also a proud, unashamed coomer, do yourself a favor and download Zenless Zone Zero right now. Turn the graphics up. Put it in 60 FPS. Thank me (and the devs) later when you’re having a spiritual experience mid-battle.
This game didn’t just raise the bar. It made the bar jiggle so seductively that I found God.
Final Score: 11/10 (extra point for the existential crisis and subsequent religious awakening)
Praise be to the Jiggle.

          A message to the Raiden Shogun.

            Its the Eggman anouncement but changed to a ranting about Raiden Shogun for killing Signora in Genshin.

            I’ve come to make an announcement: The Raiden Shogun is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deep fried my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her musou no hitotachi and turn my wife into fucking ash, and she said her blade was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: "Shogun, you aren't a real archon, just like you aren't a good mother or political leader." Inazuma would've have collapsed if Yae miko didn't save your ass everytime. That’s right, I think half of inazumans are a bunch of grifters. And Kazuha's mortal blade parried your ass. You fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck teyvat. That's right this is what you get, my super duper 30% high def roll piece. Except I’m not just gonna give you shit gear and repeatedly let you die in the abyss, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the welkin moon! How do you like that, Zhongli? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking teyvat, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

            I’m sick of HoS Ryoshu.

              Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to House of Spiders (HoS) Ryoshu from Limbus Company.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HoS Ryoshu. I try to synnergize her with my Nursefather team, she kills them. I try to play with the Apprentice, she kills them. I don't even try to put her in a status team. I want her to use her S3-3 over and over. Her best passive is to kill Renclair yet she prioritize him last . I want her to kill Sora Don yet she kills Riensang for 1 extra red coins. She grabs me by the throat. I farm Luxcavation for her. I cook for her. I give her the best ego there is and uptie her. She is not satisfied. I just want her to use her S3-2. "I don't use S3-2 without the nursefathers” She tells me. "Give me the HoS ids" She lets the enemies hit her while casually evading. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with the more passing turns" I can't pull for Valencina Rodion or Matthias Outis, I don't have enough Lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She unsheathes her sword. She says "I will slash and scorch throught the nursefathers until they are severed away" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure 500 damage per S3-3 in the span of 7 turns. What a cruel world.