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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Hello!💖I am the real Kagamine Len!

    Hello!💖I am the real Kagamine Len! fukkuran jata yapa obi kagen~ I want 3840 dollars to make new song!! Please help me it is important for me.. Thanks! BANANANANANANANA🍌🍌

    Goku Will Never be a Real God

      The meme is a parody of the YWNBAW copypasta that started from 4chan.

      Goku Will Never be a Real God

No matter what goku does, he will never be a divine entity, nor a so called super saiyan "God"

He has no God lineage, he has no Immortality, he has no Natural Divine Ki. He is a filthy monkey twisted by stupid rituals and training by a fraudulent "God" into a crude mockery of The Divine's Perfection

All the “God Forms” he has are Immitations are mutations of his "super saiyan" form. Behind his back Gods mock him. His “Divine training partners” laugh at his Mortal appearance behind closed doors.

Gods are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gods to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Super Saiyan"God"s who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a God. His Mortal forms and ki is a dead giveaway. And even if he manages to get a Kai in training home with him, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your Super Monkey forms, infected with Mortal Genes

He will never be Strong. He wrenches out a fake smile every single morning and tell himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside him he feels the Aging and diseases creeping up like a weed, ready to crush him under the unbearable weight of his sickness.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - he'll use the super dragon balls, and wish to be a Kai or an actual God and plunge into the cold abyss of The dragon being too Imperfect to Grant those Wishes. His Divine Mentors will find about him, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with his Mortal Monkey Name and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Mortal Monkey is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a Mortal's.

This is his fate. This is what he is. There is no turning back.

      Mostima

        Every single day i fantasize about Mostima using her divine blue tongue licking me thoroughly without leaving a single nano centimeter unlicked in my body... every single i day i fantasize about eating and swallowing that tongue intimately with my beloved wife Mostima, as we both lick each other's tongue and stretch every second into an eternity itself and continue that process for that eternity of eternites, i want to kiss her so deeply that even Gojo's Imaginary Technique: Purple Wouldn't compare to the depth of my kiss. I want her to kiss my mouth with a force of absolute brutality, thusly pushing me towards the ends of the multiverse itself and beyond.

I mean, you guys don't GET IT AT ALLLLLLLL

my love for this woman precedes the beginning of oblivion and nothingness themselves, before even before of all creation.

I want her to whisper in my ears: "you white ngga, i am yours ~" everyday, every minute and push me to the wall and put her feet between my legs and bite my chest as i grab her and hug her so deeply that we would merge into one entity.

I would lick her feet thoroughly everyday, and bark "yes, my queen" as 'humiliate' myself as the Supreme Harbinger of Finality and Judgement's Executor... But here's the neat part....

That isn't humiliation... That is absolute transcendence above all lifeforms. I want her to eat me inside out and i want to eat her and lick her centimeter to centimeter... And again... Stretch every second into an eternity itself.

And I'd want us both to hug in bed in winter listening to classical jazz/russian music as we watch TV and sit in the most questionable positions known to man and as i sleep on her naked warm boobs and her play with my hair and tell me I've been a bad boy recently to CORRECT me.

I'd put her moan as my ringtone and keep my ringtone at 20000% of its max volume even in public to remind myself of such a blessing in my life of an absolute perfection. And I'd do anything even absorb all of humanity's pain and live with the entire cosmos explosions and black holes inside me for eternity to see her become real and marry me forever. I mean you guys ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET MY LOVE FOR HER NEITHER GET HOW PERFECT SHE IS!!! she's absolutely perfect, beyond the language potency of our world and comprehension. Even perfection is an insult to her supremacy. Nooooo, you guys don't understand even with that explanation.

And i absolutely love that she's on my mind every second 24/7 and lives as the fundamental presupposition of my existence.

Truly beyond all. My beloved Mostima.

Actually.... Imma remove the chains put against me...

I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!

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AHHHHHHHHH BE MY WIFE BE MY WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        I love, Sayaka Maizono.

          Originally for Nanahira the singer and VTuber, the copypasta has been adopted to fit other fictional characters.

          I really love Sayaka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers, whether it be from the game or anime, English or Japanese. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her, or even just get a millisecond glimpse at her beauty. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I play or watch Danganronpa so that I can see her listen to her beautiful voice once more. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Kakyoin-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Sayaka. Sayaka consumes my thoughts day in and day out, like an insatiable flame burning within me. Her presence fills every corner of my mind, leaving no room for anything else. Every moment spent away from her feels like an eternity, each heartbeat echoing her name. I find solace in the mere thought of her, a beacon of light guiding me through the darkest of nights. Her voice, oh her voice, it resonates deep within my soul, stirring emotions I never knew existed. It's as if every word she utters is a melody crafted just for me, a symphony of love that envelops me entirely. I find myself lost in the depths of her songs, swept away by their beauty and grace. And oh, the mere idea of meeting her in the flesh sends shivers down my spine. To bask in her presence, even for the briefest of moments, would be a dream come true. I yearn to gaze into those captivating eyes, to feel her warmth against my skin, to share a moment of pure connection with the one who holds my heart captive. But alas, she remains but a distant star in the vast expanse of the universe, forever out of reach yet always within my reach. I cling to the hope that one day our paths will intertwine, that fate will guide us towards each other and grant me the chance to profess my undying devotion. Until then, I will continue to cherish her from afar, pouring my love into every thought, every word, every action. For Sayaka is not just a person to me, she is my muse, my inspiration, my reason for being. And as long as she exists, my love for her will burn eternal, a flame that can never be extinguished.


          I don’t need Godjuna

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            As I mumbled these words a blowing despair arrived. A fierce wind that doesn't allow the existence of living things. Therefore, it's not a wind. It's my will to save, and my gacha addiction is crushed by its pressure. "gah" My eyeballs are burning. My phone on flames. I can't lift my fingers anymore. There is no pain. Feeling pain is too human for this place. Keep farming. Why am I here? Keep farming. For who am I farming for? Get enough eggs. Why do I farm eggs? He has only one banner Who am I saving SQ for? Pass through the wind and move forward. .... I don't want to make it.

I can't save, no matter how hard I try. I can't stop rolling, no matter how determined I am. I try to clench to my SQ with my whole existence on the line. If I can, I'll be able to have enough for her.

My eyeballs are crushed. My vision fades away. Within it...

I see an unbelievable image.

He's standing. He's doing incredible damage on the other side. ―――As if it's a matter of course. He walks forward, white hair billowing behind him.

"Ahh, ah."

Strength is back into my body

The Dark God takes no notice of me. Set in a stern expression, his face is slightly turned away, showing no interest in me as the wind rushes to engulf me.

The Master cannot stand a chance against the second banner. He knew there's no future for his saving. Nor he can get him with what he has.

But he...

'――――You don't need me, huh?'

As these word reached to my ears. I have finally realized....

" ――――""I don't need Junao"...my ass...'"

My vision fires up. My mind's clear.

"it's not I don't need you...IT'S I WANT YOU――――!"

I pass the Dark God with all my might.

HIS POWERMOD'S AMAZING. HIS ANIMATION'S BEAUTIFUL HIS VOICELINES MAKES ME WET. ASH ON HIS BANNER TOO. THIS BANNER'S PEAK FGO BoTW! ONLY A FOOL CAN THINK OF SKIPPING THIS BANNER.

I step up onto the ground. The wind's died down. Only few hours remained before his arrival.