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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

This subreddit is trash man

    Its a valid crashout by u/Requires_jelly in the Chainsawfolk sub after years of cringe unfunny memes.

    This subreddit is trash man

Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.

This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.

And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.

I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.

Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.

I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.

You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.

If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.

To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.

And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.

I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.

    Nimi sings horribly. I love it

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      Nimi Nightmare is a vtuber that used to be Ceres Fauna from Hololive before she graduated (retired).

      Nimi sings horribly. I love it. 

Nimi can't sing for shit. Not a single note hit, couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.

I have never told her this and I never will. Singing makes her happy. Seeing her happy makes wretched days a little brighter. Sea shanties, anime intros, etc- anything she wants to sing, I'll happily listen to. She's sung me to sleep before. It took a while, but I eventually fell asleep. It made me feel extremely loved.

I could be silently irate about something and hear her singing in another room; her off key caterwauling will make me smile to myself and chuckle. I know everything will be okay. I absolutely dread the day that my world falls silent ot even worse- into key.

      I want to become max from brawl stars

        Max from Brawl Stars

        Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.

        Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore."

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.

They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"

I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.

          The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

            TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry. 

            The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.

            My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭

              Anna Yanami is one of the main characters of Too Many Losing Heroines! series. The pasta first appeared as a CN comment in Bilibili and had been translated before posted in r/TooManyLosingHeroines.

              My life has been ruined by Yanami Anna 😭. I can't interact with other girls properly anymore. When I'm having a meal with a girl, I always think, "If only she were Anna, with that cute and innocent expression." When I'm walking a girl home, I think, "If only she were Anna, so we could chat and laugh together on the way." When I'm sitting on her couch, and she says she'll get me a drink, my heart races as I think, "What if she brings out a bottle she’s already drunk from? What if she comes over to tell me about this month's bills and suggests repaying with bento?" Then, the girl comes out wearing a school uniform with four ribbons and asks if I like it. I take out my phone, show a picture of Anna, and say, "Of course, I like Anna the most." She’s simple yet incredibly charming, with that unique cuteness and girlishness of a youthful girl, along with that tsundere attitude that’s both reserved and hesitant. How incredibly adorable and heartwarming! Although Anna always seems reliable, when faced with something she's not good at, she becomes flustered and awkward, her thoughts easily read. Yanami Anna is so cute! When she's with you, her voice becomes higher and softer compared to when she's with other students. Anna is so cute! When she smugly grumbles, "You can't live without me!". Anna is super cute! 😇 Marriage! 😍 Marriage! 😍 I absolutely want to marry her! The thought of having Anna supporting me after marriage, helping to cover living expenses, gives me such peace of mind 😇. If I married Anna, it would be fulfilling three wishes at once: girlfriend 😋, wife 😆, and classmate 🤤, truly the ultimate happiness in life 🤗. Ah, I really want to put a wedding ring on Anna’s finger 🤩, listening to her say, "Do I have to pay for this too? 🧐" while she treasures the ring as a lifelong keepsake, with a blissful expression on her face 🤤.
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              来了😡我这一辈子就是被八奈见杏菜害了😭，没法跟正经妹子处事😭，跟妹子吃饭的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜就好了🤤，有憨憨的表情那种，送她回家的时候，总是在想，她要是杏菜多好，能和她有说有笑的回去就好了，坐在她的家里的沙发上的时候，她要是靠过来时给你讲这个月的账单又要拿便当来还怎么办？然后妹子穿着四个蝴蝶结的校服出来了，问你喜不喜欢，你拿出了手机打开杏菜的图片说当然，我最喜欢杏菜了，朴素但又十分耐看有着青春女生特有的可爱和少女感加上怀有情愫半推半就的傲娇，这是何等直击内心的可爱！！虽然杏菜一直给人很可靠的感觉，但遇到自己不擅长的事，还是会不知所措，笨拙又慌张，一眼就能被看出想法的老八很可爱！和你在一起的时候，声音比起跟其他学生面前，音调更高和温柔的杏菜也很可爱！有些得意地“抱怨”着【你根本就离不开我！】的杏菜超级可爱😇！结婚😍！结婚😍！还是踏码的结婚[喜欢]！想到结婚后有杏菜在背后辅佐，补偿着生活的开销，心里就感到非常踏实😇。和杏菜结婚的话，女友😋，妻子😆，同学🤤三个愿望一次满足，实在是人生的至福🤗。啊，好想给杏菜戴上结婚戒指🤩，一边听着杏菜说【这些钱我也要还吗？】🧐，一边看着她把戒指当作一生宝物，一脸幸福的表情🤤。