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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

should I pull Jiaoqiu or her light co-” HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES?

    Jiaoqiu copypasta

    Its a crashout from the Acheron mains sub where some players still refuses to pull for Jiaoqiu even though he is by far her best support character.

    hey Jiaoqiu, heard you were good for Acheron... should I pull you or her light co-" HOW ABOUT I PULL THE TRIGGER HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME? IS THIS ALL IT TAKES? IM SICK OF EVERYONE THINKING THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME, FEIXIAO TELLS ME "babe is not that deep" BUT IT IS THAT DEEP, Moze says "hey dude chill it's okay, I'm a sidegrade for topaz, and I'm doing fine" YOU ANSWERED YOURSELF, YOU ARE A SIDEGRADE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY, I AIN'T NO SIDEGRADE, I SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER OPTION! THEN THIS GUY SUNDAY WALKS IN AND SAYS "hey it's okay, I was supposed to be castorice BiS support but that didn't happen, I understand your pain" NO YOU DON'T, YOU STILL HAVE ROOM FOR IMPROVED, THERE A LOTS OF REMEMBRANCE UNITS TO COME! MEANWHILE I WAS BORN WITH A SIGLE PURPOSE BUT PEOPLE WON'T LET ME FULFIL IT...FOR THE LOVE OF LAN, I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

    Yeah. My parents are successful. And they fucking hate me. Good.

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      Yeah. My parents are successful. And they fucking hate me. Good.

They wake up at 6 a.m., eat egg whites, talk about taxes, wear belts, and pretend they’re fulfilled. I wake up at 2 p.m., eat nothing but weed smoke and anime fanservice, and I know God better than either of them ever will.

They look at me like I’m a parasite. They say I’ve “wasted my potential.” Meanwhile, I’ve spiritually transcended on bars more times than they’ve hugged me in a decade.

My dad’s got a career. My mom’s got clients. I’ve got hentai, vape juice, and an unshakable vision of a future where I marry my cousin and start a religion in a travel trailer.

They chase productivity. I chase inner peace through anime cleavage and chemical stillness. They build retirement plans. I build tents in the backyard and cry with purpose.

They’ll never understand me. And I’ll never need them to. Because I’ve seen the truth: Success is fake. Peace is real. And cousin love is eternal

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin.

        Potemkin copypasta

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Potemkin from Guilty Gear. It first came from a post in r/TheyBlamedTheBeasts which is a circlejerk sub on the main sub for Guilty Gear.

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Potemkin. I try to play Ram. The Potemkin deals more damage. I try to play Axl. The Potemkin has more options. I try to play I-no. The Potemkin has HPB. I want to play Jack-o. I feel shit against Potemkin. I want to play Sol, Gio - they both have to get close to Potemkin. He hits me with a disjoint. I backdash megafist. I jumped slidehead. I got one combo in. He isn’t disturbed. I somehow do another. “That tickled a bit” He tells me. “Now it’s my turn again.” Potemkin inputs hammerfall. “thanks for hitting me, I now have meter.” I tried to backdash, but Potemkin PRCs the hammerfall. He gets close. I don’t have meter. “Guess this is the end.” 632146P. He says “四十八の必殺技「ポチョムキンバスター」.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, glue eating balance. What a cruel world.

        If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it’s over for me.

          Nihilister from Nikke
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          If Nihilister showed up at my door dressed like that, it's over for me. That bag contains nothing but aphrodisiacs, oysters, honey packs, asparagus, banana, artichokes, chocolate, strawberries, figs, chili peppers, puffer fish, sea urchin, freshwater eel, soft shell turtle and countless stamiman spark. Despite how loose her clothing is, I know it grips like the special ed kid holding the class hamster. I need to feel Nihilister body heat turning our bedroom into a steamy sauna. My minimander would feel a heat like no other. I want Nihilister bouncing and moaning on it crazy style. She would also be the type of person to choke me while she rides me HARD. Fire mommy would singe me if I don't hit all of her right spots and I'm ok with that. Since she's a dragon could Nihilister just heat up her womb on command to kill my vapaus ensuring there's no fertilization?

          Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

            Copypasta of Zwei Ishmael

            Its the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company.

            Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa 
            HP254 Defense 55 Defense level ups💪 Tremor gain☝Gains Defense level for tremor📈😈 Draws Aggro❗Has a Clashable Guard😋 and even transforms💫 to Defensive Stance 🛡 Cooldown is 1turn🙏 Tremor burst💥 on all clash wins🙌 Double Defense gain for tremor📈📈❗ Ignore speed🏃 Force clash🗡👊 Unstaggerable🚫 Unbreakable coin🚫 Reduces📉 damage on clash lose😡 S3 Tremor burst💥twice✌and deal 70% more damage💪 Raise Tremor📈 more you raise it📈 S3 damage raises📈again Then there is Coin power+ for Defense level😮 Upto 4⁉ Damage scaling with Defense level😲⁉

            LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED WITH JINHSI NOW

              Its a series of ongoing Wuthering Waves memes featuring the leader of each nation imploring Rover (the protagonist) to breed with the women of their choice. It was inspired by the Redfield bloodline meme where Christ Redfield wants Leon to bang his sister Claire to continue their bloodline.

              Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW

              LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW. THE FUTURE OF JINZHOU DEPENDS ON IT. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF THIS ONE'S CALCULATIONS HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO SELECTING THE IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE.
DO NOT WASTE THIS CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW, LORD ARBITER.

              Listen kid, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA

              LISTEN, KID, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA, YOU GET BEAUTY, BRAINS, AND A BLOODLINE THAT COMES WITH GLORY AND FORTUNE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY BACKWATER SLUM PEASANTS IN JINZHOU, WHO'D SELL THEIR OWN GRANDMOTHER FOR A DISCOUNT ON OLIVE OIL. THE MONTELLI FAMILY? WE GOT HONOR, POWER, AND SUNDAY DINNERS SO GOOD THEY MAKE GROWN MEN WEEP. DO YOU THINK THE JINNYZHOU CAN OFFER YOU THAT? PLEASE. THEIR WINES ARE DOGWATER, THEIR EGG AND FLOUR PRICES ARE JACKED TO THE SKY. DO YOU THINK THEY CAN OFFER YOU A FEAST? YOU'D EAT PLAIN RICE AND BEANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WANT A QUEEN BY YOUR SIDE AND A DYNASTY BEHIND YOU? MARRY CARLOTTA. YOU WANT A LIFETIME OF HEADACHES AND LIVING LIKE A PEASANT FOREVER? BE MY GUEST- GO BACK TO JINZHOU.

              Return to Blackshores at once. SHOREKEEPER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

              OBJECTION: CHIEF STEWARD, THIS SYSTEM MUST INTERVENE IN YOUR ERRONEOUS BEHAVIOR. YOU CANNOT CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS AFFECTIONS WITH THE MONTELLI HEIR.
ACCORDING TO THE TETHYS SYSTEM'S FUTURE SIMULATIONS, YOUR OFFSPRING WILL BE WEAK, A PREY FOR THE LAMENT. A DISGRACEFUL FATE FOR THE BLOOMBEARER'S FIGHT AGAINST THE LAMENT.

SOLUTION: THIS SYSTEM HAS DEVISED A FAR SUPERIOR SOLUTION. RETURN TO THE BLACK SHORES AT ONCE. SHOREKEEPER, THE PERFECT BEING, A MASTERPIECE OF RESONANCE, HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER. WITH HER VAST KNOWLEDGE AND UNSURPASSED POWER, YOUR CHILDREN WILL TRANSCEND MORTAL LIMITS. THEY SHALL POSSESS MINDS SHARP LIKE AETHERIC BLADES, FORMS SCULPTED BY EVOLUTION ITSELF, AND WILL NEVER, EVER BE MANLETS, AND WILL RESULT IN RESOLVING THE LAMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

DO NOT FAIL HUMANITY, CHIEF STEWARD. THE TETHYS SYSTEM DEMANDS PERFECTION.

              Lord Arbiter, this one must warn you TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL

              LORD ARBITER, THIS ONE MUST WARN YOU TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE
FUTURE CALCULATION, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE A MANLET LORD ARBITOR FOREVER RIDICULED BY THEIR PEERS. SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATION.
I IMPLORE YOU TO COME BACK TO JINZHOU, LORD ARBITOR. THIS ONE ALREADY HAND-PICKED THE PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. THIS ONE CALCULATES YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WILL BEAUTIFUL LIKE JADE, STRONG LIKE A DRAGON, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT A MANLET.

              Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW

              LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW. THE FUTURE OF RAGUNNA DEPENDS ON IT. YEARS UPON YEARS OF BATTLING THE DARK TIDE HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO PROTECTING THIS IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE. DO NOT WASTE THIS RARE CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW, LORD ARBITER.

              THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW

              LORD ARBITER, HEED MY WORDS. THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, FOR THE FUTURE OF RINASCITA DOTH HANG IN THE BALANCE. FOR FAR TOO LONG, THE PEOPLE OF RAGUNNA HAVE WAITED FOR THE COMING OF THE BLESSED MAIDEN. IN LIKE MANNER, I HAVE SPENT CENTURIES IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SPECIMEN TO BE THY WIFE, TO UNITE AND GUIDE THIS NATION TO PARADISE, AS IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE PROPHECY. WASTE NOT THIS CHANCE, THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, LORD ARBITER.