Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Its Zy0x letter to Alercchino when she was drip marketed but changed to Archer from Honkai Star Rail.
Dearest Archer, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is bone-of-my-sword23, but you can call me Bone. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Rin and Saber (Sakura doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period. I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a hero of justice, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness, generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fuyuki beaches (I speak Japanese), and swim with the mana dolphins. I have always loved swords, both the blades and the handles, and you are the bone of my sword (the steel of my body (believe when i say the fire of my blood)). I will give you all of my Seele's relics if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon!
Even before I downloaded the game I always thought Ena was super pretty. But when I downloaded, I got to play it myself, got to see her myself. The first time that I was reading her dialogue, oh my god. I would just press the screen and as the dialogue changed, she would make another cute face, and another, and another. And when I first saw her smile. It was truly a magical moment. Then I read the story. I read all of the Nightcord main story. I watched her self intro. All of her first and second side stories on the Ena cards I own. All the event stories with Ena in it. I know all of the Ena lore. No one knows Ena Shinonome from Project Sekai more than me. Whenever I play Nightcord at 25:00 songs, and I hear Ena’s voice in the song, I lose my shit. How can one have such an angelic and mesmerizing voice? Then I see her dancing. Oh my lord. Every day I wake up and think about Ena Shinonome. I think of that how she was born on April 30th, how she is 158 centimeters tall and how she wears a choker in one of her outfits. When I wake up and open Project Sekai I first go to her profile and admire her beauty. Her beautiful brown hair and eyes. Every day I think of how unfairly everyone treats Ena. I just want to kill her shitass dad. Like man why don’t you put your bulldog face away and treat your daughter with some respect like she deserves. He does not deserve to share a blood bond with Ena. She is absolutely so talented and you have no right to say otherwise because you are a dumbass. Same with Akito. God I just hate Akito Shinonome. I wish to never see his face in my life again. I wish to never hear his voice. I wish for him to be deleted from Project Sekai. He is truly a nuisance to everyone around him, especially Ena and the other members of Vivid Bad Squad. That mf does not deserve to be in the same group as An. An is a goddess. Anyway this is about Ena let’s continue. Another person that does not deserve Ena at all is Mafuyu. Bro you get to sing with Ena Shinonome and talk to her everyday but you are still depressed? Man I would be the happiest person on earth. Yet you still show no emotions with ur brocken ass and tell Ena that her drawings are just “ok” like please shut up nobody likes you. Ena is an amazing artist and I am so proud of her. Her personality is amazing as well. I absolutely love how she can be a softie sometimes, especially towards Mizuki (#mizuenacanon). If she was real I would make thousands of alt accounts just to follow her social media account. I love you Enanan. I wish you could know how happy you make me. I will pull all of her 4 star cards, just you watch. I love Ena Shinonome with all the love I have in my body. She is all I need. Only I deserve to have all her cards. I will buy all her stamps (I only have a few left), and all her covers (almost none left right now). Ena was my favorite Project Sekai character before I started playing Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I first downloaded Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I first played Project Sekai, she was my favorite when I had the game for a month, and today is my 2nd month anniversary of playing Project Sekai and she is still my favorite character in the game. I have never betrayed Ena, she was always my fav Project Sekai character. There is no greater Project Sekai character like Ena Shinonome. I live Ena Shinonome, I breathe Ena Shinonome, I am Ena Shinonome. Be a true Ena fan and then tell me you are an Ena fan. I am the only one who’s worth of Ena Shinonome. No one else deserves her as much as I do. I will protect her with all my love and energy always. I will always doxx Ena haters. I am here for you Ena. I will not let anyone hate you. I am the biggest Ena Shinonome fan. If there are 10 Ena Shinonome fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are 5 Ena Shinonome fans left, I am still one of them. If there is 1 Ena Shinonome fan left in the world, I am still one of them, that one person IS me. And if there are 0 Ena Shinonome fans left in the world, I am dead.
Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive I have to select her even though I planned to lab someone else. I need to see her victory animation and it melts my heart so much the way she is, it’s absurd tbh, I never wanted to hug and squeeze anyone more than I want with Jack-O. That perfect, round face. That giant sweet smile. That immature, clumsy voice. The crouch. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never go down to one knee with a ring, watch our children grow up, and have her buried next to me when we die. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to marry Jack-O (or become Sol Badguy). A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t bury my face into her when I’m sad and lonely is too much to fucking bear. Why would That Fucking Man create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Does he know that perfection can’t please me?!?!?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.
STOP POSTING ABOUT ASTRA YAO! I'M TIRED OF SEEING HER! My Vivian team wants Astra, my Evelyn team wants Astra. I was browsing Deadly Assault guides, right? And ALL THE BUILDS are Astra Yao. I showed my 8 star Deadly Assault to my friends, and they said "Hey dude, you would get 9 stars if you have Astra, she'd just "再不会让 承诺被敷衍 不让真心被曲解" all over the boss, haha." I fucking look at my Shiyu defense and thought " I could clear it in 2 minutes if I had Astra." I look at my next customer in the new flower shop event and guess what? She brought me to meet Astra! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Its a variant of the Ina copypasta but changed to Mumei to cope with her graduation.
So when Nanashi Mumei announced her graduation, to cope with the misery I'll eventually feel when she's gone I started making my girlfriend wear Mumei wig, make-up and clothes, so I'd have my own Mumei at home. I also made her watch Mumei streams everyday, and made her mimic Mumei's speech patterns and everything, she could even say "Oh Hi!" The same way Mumei does which I think is really cool. I never let her take off the Mumei cosplay and I'd never speak to her unless she's acting like Mumei, but then she started saying something like "would you still love me even if I stopped acting like Mumei" or something like that, but I'd never talk to her because she's not acting exactly the way I want her to, and she understood that quickly and now she only acts and dress like Mumei 24/7. She's so perfect when she's acting exactly like Mumei, she can't really stop the act now because she's afraid she'll lose me when she stops acting like Mumei. So fast forward a couple of weeks and now her parents are mad at me because I "manipulated" and "brainwashed" their daughter or whatever that means, but to me? I think the term should be "fixed" they should be more grateful that I molded their daughter into someone more likeable, and she isn't really their daughter anymore, she's Mumei now, and she'll always be, otherwise she'll be back to being a nobody. So did I do something bad?
