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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Kokomi copypasta

    Kokomi Vaporeon copypasta

    Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Kokomi from Genshin Impact. The pasta started from an anonymous user on FB around 2021 while an alternate version was written by a Redditor.

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of sex, Kokomi is probably the most flexible unit you could go for? Not only is she Hydro, which would allow her to do all sorts of things with her saliva and your semen, but she's also a healer, which makes all sort of hardcore BDSM possible, because she can always heal herself. You can be as rough with her as you'd like, and she can quickly recover both herself and you from fatigue so you can keep going for as long as possible. Not only that, but she's short and petite, so you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Also, for fun, you can have sex with her on top of water. Ungodly defense stat+high HP Pool+healing means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

    Alt version

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female waifu breeding, Sangonomiya Kokomi is the most compatible waifu for humans? Not only are they in the Hydro group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Kokomi are an average of 5'3" tall and 110.2 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Bake-Kurage, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Kokomi would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Kurage's Oath, Nereid's Ascension, Tamanooya's Casket, Song of Pearls, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Flawless Strategy and Princess of Watatsumi, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other waifu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Kokomi turn white. Kokomi is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Bake-Kurage means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

    Kuda Izuna

      Izuna from Blue Archive

      From Blue Archive, Izuna is a bright and bubbly girl who dreams of one day becoming “the best ninja of Kivotos”.

      Haaaaaa Another busy day at Schale, I still need to head back to finish those doc-- HMMMMM?🤨

Huh? what's this?😥 why do I f-feel like I'm being followed!!?😱😱

Huh? the white tip of an orange fluffy tail poking out the wall!??!😱 it must only mean... I-Izuna!💢💢💢😡😡😡

Are you stalking Sensei again without permission! HAH!!??? HAH!!???💢💢💢💢💢💢

Come out of that fake wall cover! GRRRRRRR😡 A proper ninja must not be detected by their target!!!💢💢💢

Come over here so I can correct you!💢💢💢 its the duty of a ninja's lord!!💢💢💢😭😭😭 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 Did you finally learn your lesson now hAH!!!💢😡😭 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPANK🍑👋 SPUURRTTT!!💦💦💦💦

Huh?🤨 Unbelievable! Izuna's lower end is using PUKU-PUKU NO JUTSU!💦💦 Don't tell me... YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR PUNISHMENT YOU BRATTY NINJA!💢💢😡😡

HuH?🤨 Y-you are fine with punishment?! for your lord's sake?! I-I'm touched by your PASSION Izuna! v-very well! let Sensei teach you a very special and secret technique that a ninja like you can use😁😁 OOOUUHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭

First Izuna, we must prepare your body using Sensei's sacred stick!😭 Lie down and let Sensei do the ritual😭😭😭 in.... three.. two.. one... GAAAUUOOOGHHHHHH😭😭😭😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 G-GOOD JOB Izuna you COMPLETED the first ritual😁

Now lets continue with the rest!😭😭 Here, I go Izuna!!!😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 GAAUUOO😭 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 HAH!🥵 WHAT THE! SUDDENLY WRAPPING YOUR TAIL AROUND ME!💢😡😭 YOU VIXEN!🦊 LET ME BORROW THAT TAIL!💢😡 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃 MOFU-MOFU😭 SNIFF👃

WOAH! PULLING ME CLOSE TO YOU!🥵 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😡 YOU ASKED FOR IT IZUNA!💢😡 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU~💓😭 CHUPA~CHU💓😭 GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HMMM? LOOKING AT SENSEI WITH EYES LIKE THAT!?👀 GOOD!😭 GOOD!😭 YOU HAVE MASTERED YOUR SEDUCTION JUTSU😭 AS A REWARD SENSEI WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE SECRET TECHINQUE! ARE YOU READY IZUNA?! UUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭 "SECRET TECHNIQUE: ART OF TRIPLETS!!!" GAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🥵 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 NIN-NIN🥵 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🥵 aaaaaaaaaaaa🥵 aaaaaaaaaaa🥵 nin-nin🥵 nin-nin🥵 nin-nin🥵

      I’m so tired of Orchis…

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Orchis from Shadowverse. Created by u/lzy333 for the Shadowverse sub on Reddit.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Orchis. I try to play Kuon. Their Orchis deals more damage. I try to play Cerberus. Their Orchis deals more damage. I try to play Albert. Their Orchis blocks his damage. I want to play Artifact portal. Their best deck has Orchis. I want to play any portal deck. They all want Orchis.

She grabs me by the throat. I made her premium. I use my extra pp for her. I super-evolve her. She isn't satisfied. I summon Ralmia. "I don't need this much artifacts" She tells me. "Give me more puppets." She grabs Noah and forces him to add 3 copies of Puppet to my hand. "You just need to add puppets. I can deal more damage with puppets."

I can't get more puppet cards, I don't have card draw. She grabs my Eudie. Eudie declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Lloyd. She says "Lloyd, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure Bane. What a cruel world

        PESAN CINTA UNTUK KISAKI RYUUGE ❤️❤️❤️

          Kisaki from Blue Archive

          From Steam Discussions, its an unhinged love letter to Kisaki from Blue Archive written in Indo.

          KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 AYO KITA MENIKAH KISAKI-KUSAYANG 🥰🥰🥰.
AKU AKAN MENCARI BUAH AMBROSIA UNTUK KITA BERDUA SUPAYA KITA HIDUP ABADI❤️❤️❤️, LALU SETELAH ITU AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SESAMUDERA HINDIA🥰🥰🥰, KEMUDIAN ANAK KITA AKAN BERLIMPAH SEJUMLAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI PLANET BUMI. KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET KISAKI SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, DAN KITA SERTA SEBAGIAN ANAK KITA AKAN PINDAH KE SANA, MENJADI PENGHUNI PLANET KISAKI💖💖💖.
KEMUDIAN AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH LAGI DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SEGUNUNG OLYMPUS MONS, KEMUDIAN AKAN LAHIR BERLIMPAH ANAK BARU KITA SEJUMLAH POPULASI ANAK KITA YANG IKUT PINDAH KE KISAKI, KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI KISAKI TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET JUPITER SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, KEMUDIAN AKAN MENABUR BENIH DALAMMU LAGI❤️❤️❤️, MELAHIRKAN MILYARAN ANAK LAGI, PINDAH KE PLANET YANG SUDAH DIBUAT LAYAK HUNI, DAN PROSES ITU TERUS DIULANG HINGGA KETURUNAN KITA MENGHUNI SELURUH PLANET DI GALAKSI BIMA SAKTI DAN KITA AKAN MENGUASAI GALAKSI ITU, KEMUDIAN MENYATAKAN PERANG DENGAN MAKHLUK DARI GALAKSI LAIN, MENGALAHKAN MEREKA💪💗, DAN MENGAMBIL ALIH GALAKSI MEREKA UNTUK MEMPERLUAS WILAYAH KITA SAMPAI KITA BERDUA MENGUASAI ALAM SEMESTA🧑‍❤️‍👩🧑‍❤️‍👩.SUDAH SAATNYA BAGI KETURUNANKU DAN KISAKI UNTUK MENEMPATI SELURUH BAGIAN ALAM SEMESTA🥰😍🥰😍💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Tribbie.

            Tribbie from HSR

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Tribbie from Honkai Star Rail.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Tribbie. I try to play Feixiao. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play Break. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play DoT, Tribbie deals more damage. I want to play The Herta. Her best team has Tribbie. I want to play Castorice, Mydei. They both want Tribbie.

She grabs me by the throat. I funnel energy for her. I give her DDD. She isn't satisfied. I pull for her signature. "I don't need this much Crit DMG" She tells me. "Give me more energy." She grabs The Herta and forces her to throw herself onto enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with E1."

I can't pull E1, I don't have enough jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Trinnon. She says "Trinnon, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, full uptime vulnerability and res pen. What a cruel world.

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Varesa.

              Varesa copypasta

              By u/JugFlintWatery, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Varesa, the new top Electro DPS in Genshin.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Varesa. I try to dash with Mona. My Varesa runs faster. I try to skill with Yelan. My Varesa runs faster. I try to swoop with Kirara, Lynette. My Varesa runs faster. I try to blitz with Mavuika. You guessed it - Varesa runs faster.

I come up with an exploration team.

I climb with Kinich, Xilonen. They're slower at running and both like Varesa's speed. I fly over with Chasca, Ifa, Wanderer. Varesa can jump over valleys. I glide with Citlali, Ororon, Kazuha. Varesa can reach almost as high with her charged attack. I invite Mualani, Furina on the beach. But... Varesa runs over water.

She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I organize her orchard. I ask for Coach Iansan's help to grant her strength. She isn't satisfied. I give her R5 Widsith. "That 480 EM buff is wasted on me, give me Notions. Also, pull for C1 so I can run infinitely," she said, as she drove Mavuika's bike and forced it to run over enemies. "You just need to buff me more with C6 Chevreuse, I can deal more damage in Overload."

Well, I can't pull for Notions or C1, I don't have enough primogems. I also failed to get C6 Chevreuse and C6 Iansan on her banner. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "You oughta stand down?!" She grabs her mask. She shouts, "Fietena, grant me strength!!"

There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but absurd overworld travel speed and insane plunge damage.

What a cruel world.