Today we will be learning about bruh momentum.
Now before understanding bruh momentum you must first understand what a bruh moment is. A bruh moment is a moment enlisting such a strong emotional reaction from a person that they can only react with “bruh”.
Now, how large or small that bruh is will determine the bruh mass. For example, Karen taking the kids will carry a much larger bruh mass than when your pizza rolls are not finished. This is represented with M.
How fast this situation hits you will determine its bruh velocity. This is represented with V.
Now if you put this together you can find the bruh momentum by multiplying the bruh mass by the bruh velocity. This is represented by P.
Try it: P=MV
so, since porn is really hot and seemingly irresistible, i figured out a psychological treatment procedure that basically allows you to pleasure yourself without porn.
i could maybe use something called classical conditioning. here's an example:
when a dog is offered food, it starts to salivate. when it hears a bell before conditioning, it won't react. during conditioning, the dog will hear the bell and be offered food afterwards, so it will asociate the sound of the bell with the coming of food. after the conditioning, the dog will salivate when it hears a bell even if there is no food offered. that is classical conditioning.
i think it is possible for a sound to be associated with sexual arousal so that it produces an erection when heard. so here's my procedure: i produce an audio file containing a sound you wouldn't hear in natural circumstances, and play that on loop while i look at porn and jerk off. if my theory is correct, i will eventually get hard to just hearing that audio file and i'd be able to jerk off to it.
tl;dr: it could be possible to substitute a sound for porn so you wouldn't need to depend on porn to jerk off anymore.
note that this hypothesis is crude and faulty and will require many revisions as i test out my theory. ok bye.
I too fuck airplanes, I just couldn't resist the sexy curves of the fuselage. The way she purrs at me everytime I crank that engine. She pretends to accidentally spill engine oil all over her so I would lick it off of her hot steaming body. When we both juul together and exchange smokes through kissies mmmm so hot. I just came 10 times typing this out
