Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. You think adding your poorly edited Skyrim makes this funny? What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "oof" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny OOF 100! Its so funny and quirky because its a roblox noise right guys? Hahah skyrim reference!! Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.
Hey buddy, I heard you talking crap about my homie MiHoYo.
If you think this is funny, it's not. This is how the game should be designed.
These people are speed running the game with their quick progressions. It's no wonder they're complaining about everything. QUICK REMINDER, it's just a FREE gacha game. Free means no complaints, not even constructive criticism or feedback. MiHoYo is already generous enough to provide 53 EXP per kill instead of ZERO EXP. You will level after only 3,397 ruin guard kills.
Don't get me started with the mora too. If each of those ruin guards give 200 mora each (generously-speaking), by the time you level up from killing 3,397 ruin guards you would have already accumulated 679,245 mora. That's enough for talent rank ups from Lvl 6 --> Lvl 8, almost TWICE.
One big complaint, that I see way too often, is the resin system. Suppose it takes you 15 seconds to kill a ruin guard, or 30 seconds because you hit like a wet noodle. After killing the ruin guard, you spend 25-26 minutes creating a post (all lies btw) trying to expose the flaws of this game on the subreddit, which I will argue against you until the end of time kiddo. The cycle continues indefinitely. Based on my calculations: 30 seconds to kill one ruin guard multiplied by an average of 25.5 minutes of blatant lies from your post, multiplied AGAIN by 3,397 ruin guards is 155,922,300 seconds. That's 2,598,705 minutes. Plus, that was already assuming you had access to killing them back-to-back. This will hinder us casual players, so I'm glad everything is time-gated. Anyway, resin recharges 1 per 8 minutes, that means by the time you kill all 3,397 ruin guards you will obtain AT LEAST:
- 1 level
- 697,245 mora (given that ruin guards give 200 mora each)
- 324,838 RESIN
That's enough resin to last you your entire bloodline.
I for one am enjoying the game so much. I've been collecting common, exquisite, and precious garbage every time I venture the barren wasteland. I'm already AR60 and I haven't even began the Mondstadt story quest line yet. This is coming from a guy who has 15 years of gacha experience (e.g. Candy Crush, Minesweepers, and Ninja Turtles).
No, it's not gay to draw girls with dicks. In fact, it is the only proper way to draw girls. Let me explain. In medieval heraldic tradition, to draw an animal without a penis, or "pizzle" as they called them, was considered a great offense. A large, erect penis symbolized strength and valor. The larger the penis, the more honorable the animal. In fact, in 1579, when a depiction of the coat of arms of Appenzell was printed in Saint Gallen with the bear on the arms missing the pizzle, Appenzell almost declared war. In more recent times, when the Swedish Nordic Battlegroup removed the pizzle from their lion to not offend people, the herald who designed the original coat of arms was greatly insulted. He said that the army didn't understand heraldry, and that coats of arms with lions without penises were historically given to people who betrayed the Swedish Crown. This is why I draw girls with dicks. It's not a fetish, it's because I respect women and don't want to depict them as traitors or cowards. When you think about it, if you ever draw a girl without a large, erect penis, you are actually making subtle misogynistic implications.
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Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic. "This thing on?" Murmurs of assent. Clears throat again. "Minecraft good." The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath. "Fortnite..." A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held. "Bad." Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt. It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :). It’s a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don’t get all mopey on me. You’ve got skill. You’ve got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards….
