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I beat a child.

    F for my homie, he dead
    I beat a child. He was just staring at me with his big, stupid face while I ate my delicious 8oz steak. His snot flapping in his nostrils and his eyes blinking out of sync infuriated me. The final straw was when he had the audacity to take a drink of his chocolate milk with his stupid idiot lips. I took my steak knife, which was stained with steak sauce and juices, and I stabbed him in the eyeball 98 times. I then proceeded to dumb an entire bottle of ketchup into his mouth as he screamed in pain. It gurgled with the force of a volcano. Finally, he stopped breathing altogether, and his mother called the police. When the police arrived, I used my half-eaten steak to beat them both to death, then I ran out, stripped off all my clothes, and ran naked through the local daycare, screaming “98 STAB WOUNDS” until I finally was apprehended by the authorities. I am facing 13 life sentences without parole.

    Kendrick Lamar’s dick

      Kendrick told me this is true
      If were being realistic here Kendrick probably has a decent sized penis of 5-7 inches. Because height usually correlates with penis size we can infer that Kendrick most likely doesn't have a 9 inch pinch. However, on the song for free Kendrick says matter of fact its 9 inches, but Kendrick could be capping. Also, darker skinned people normally have bigger penises and because Kendrick is one of those darker skinned individuals he could indeed have a 9 incher. But because Kendrick is kind of short and as I said before height size correlates with dick size this is why I believe Kendrick probably has a penis of 5-7 inches.

      You should all be ashamed I’m calling your parents!

        Hannah's mother
        This is Hannah’s Mother and she will not be allowed on here anymore. After reading the posts and comments on my daughter’s posts, it's clear all your parents should be contacted as well. I will be sending messages to all of them and letting them know what their children have been up to. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I won't have my child be part of such a horrible group of people.

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            Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that I was a simp

              tier 3 twitch sub
              Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that I was a simp. If I truly believed that I would ever be loved by letting women walk all over me, what incentive would I have to not become a 3rd tier twitch sub to my favorite female streamer in hopes that she would eventually become my big tiddie goth gf? Wouldn’t it be in my best interests as a simp to donate 1000 dollars to my queen so that I might receive feet pics? While I myself am not actually a simp, I see simping as a form of religion where rather than a traditional god or set of gods, your being of worship just so happens to be your favorite e-girl. This is why I find criticism of the simp lifestyle to be disrespectful. In this great country, one is free to practice and worship any religion they choose under the first amendment. Why is it so wrong that instead of donating money to a more traditional church, I choose to offer my money in worship of Pokimane? Criticism of simping is particularly aggravating to witness when it comes from liberals: is it not their dogma that all women should be treated as queens? And yet they criticize those who choose to simp for lacking self respect and chasing delusions of love in their worship of queens. This is classic leftist hypocrisy and it makes me sick.