i'd drag my balls through shards of glass with weights chained to each testicle while only being able to breathe a supply of ellen degeneres' queefs just for a chance to have sushi with you over a 140p zoom meeting 
Originally its a response to the word “based” but the copypasta has been used for “Can I ask you a question” and “🤓”.
"Can I ask you a question?"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Can I ask you a question?"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only words you can comprehend are "Can I ask you a question?" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Can I ask you a question?" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about six fucking words? I bet you took the time to type those six words too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well- thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Can I ask you a question?" on your gravestone?
Hello, mods. It's me, your single follower. For many years I've been making an illusion that there are many people on this sub, but it was me alone. Now I will write this message from all my accounts in the comments.Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
Man, this N corp Sinclair ID sucks.
Negative coins? Why did PM add this? It’s literally a ticking bomb that’s about to corrode.
Yeah his skills are powerful but it’s their POTENTIAL power. In practice? He’s never going to be at -45 sanity, so his damage output must be dogshit.
Also how is he going to work with SP healing EGO? Why should I suffer negative consequences for using a freaking EGO?
“Just use his guard” you say, but ain’t that just skipping a turn? What kinda player would think skipping a turn is a good way to balance this stupid ID?
And he can’t even lose his sanity as good as normal IDs gain it! What’s the point?! PM really should hire better people if they think this ID is somehow “good” and “powerful”.
I require Kim himself to apologize for creating such a bad, low damage and high maintenance ID. They should also buff him, maybe 2 separate times, and I demand it TODAY.
Its the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but changed to Sunday from Honkai Star Rail.
My name is Sunday. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Penacony, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as the head of the Oak Family and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink Soulglad. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm Puffergoat milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems dreaming until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 
Every emoji used in the Tiktok trend “I wanna be part of your symphony” video.
I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY ✨🐬🦄🌈✨SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌊💖🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊🌊🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY 🐬🦄🌈🌊I’m diagnosed with depression 🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌊🌊✨✨i just can't do this anymore 🐬🐬🐬🌊🌊✨✨🌈🌈🐬 I just shat myself 🐬✨❤️SYMPHONY!!! 🦈🦈 (I couldn’t find the 🐬 emoji)🐬🐬🐬🦄🦄🌈🌈🌈🌊🌊🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈✨✨✨❤️❤️🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈✨✨🐬🦄🌊🌈✨❤️