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I’m lookin at this Baker sillouette and going “mommy?

    Im lookin at this baker sillouette and going "mommy? Sorry, Mommy?" LIKE PLEASE give me your breast milk! Fucking Hummina Hummina! Awooga, let me see that cake

Let me see that dough! Bet she has so much dough back there, if she were to sit on my face id hold her big thighs and let her suffocate me. If she told me to make a sandwich i'd ask what type, if she told me to jump id ask how high. She could lock me in a cage and keep me as her pet, feeding me only when she feels like it...

I cant even focus on the recipe she wants me to do cause im to busy thinking about her curves and Gorgeous body... If only she could control me like the witch controls her victims... God I love the Baker.

    Madame Web

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      They are hiding cheese types from us.

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        I was at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter put a cheese dip with some chips on the table next to us that a family was sitting at. I asked the waiter "What type of dip is that?" and he responded "Not your cheese." Like I knew this wasn't my cheese but I still wanted to know what kind of dip it is so I responded " I know that, but I still want to know what it's called. What's the name of this dip?" He looked me dead in the eyes and told me "Not your cheese." I didn't think he got the question. So I asked he again sternly. "I KNOW that, but what is this cheese called?!" His face turned to confusion and he broke eye contact with me. He then responded harshly "Not your cheese!" I grabbed him him by the collar "WHAT TYPE OF CHEESE IS THAT!!!" A waitress across the room responded to me "Queso!".

Be safe out there guys. They are hiding the truth from us.

        i laughed so hard at this meme

          i laughed so hard at this meme. my family saw me laughing and wanted to know the reason so i showed them this too. and all of them lost their minds laughing. People in my town was curious to know why we were laughing so hard so i connected a projector and showed this to the entire town. they're still laughing with some of them being admitted to the hospital due to excessive laughing. the mayor was laughing so hard, he handed me the key to the city and arranged his daughter's and my marriage. thank you for everything you've done for me, even unknowingly. god bless you.

          Primeval Hunt intro

            Intro for the arcade game Primeval Hunt released in 2008 where players are tasked with hunting 10 species of dinosaurs over 12 levels.

            IN THE 1970'S, DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING, A FEW DINOSAURS WERE FOUND ENCAPSULED IN THE ANTARCTIC ICE.

IN THE 80'S, WITH THE AID OF CUTTING-EDGE BIOCLONING RESEARCH, DINOSAURS WERE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.

IN THE 90'S, RESEARCH WAS CONDUCTED ON THE REVIVED DINOSAURS IN A FACILITY DEEP IN THE JUNGLE.

PRESENT DAY... DUE TO AN ACCIDENT, DINOSAURS ESCAPE. HUNTERS SHOW UP TO TAKE THEM DOWN! 
            PRESS START BUTTON

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of HTB.

              Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Harmony Trailblazer (HTB) from Honkai Star Rail.

              I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HTB. I try to play Luka. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Xueyi. My HTB deals more damage. I try to play Asta. My HTB deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has HTB. I want to play Ruan Mei, Gallagher. They both want HTB.

HTB grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Memories of the Past. He isn't satisfied. I pull Flowing Nightglow. "I don't need this much energy" he tells me. "Give me more skill points." He grabs Firefly and forces her to throw herself on enemies. "You just need to break the enemies more. I can buff more with Past Self in Mirror."

I can't pull for Past Self in Mirror, I don't have enough stellar jades. HTB grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Clockie. He says "Clockie, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, super break damage. What a cruel world.

gets ran over by the astral express