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When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad.

    Deer getting shot in the nut copypasta

    From a Reddit comment reacting to Oklahoma State losing to BYU 38-35.

    When I was a kid, I went hunting with my dad. A buck jumped out in front of where we were hunting, and I went to shoot it. However, I got to excited, and instead of shooting in behind the shoulder blade, I pulled the shot. The buck didn’t take off. Instead, he just kind of scrunched up, like he was in pain. I reloaded the rifle and finished him with a second shot. When we inspected the carcass, we found out that I had somehow shot the deer directly in the testicles, hence the reaction.
    
    That deer is exactly what being an Oklahoma State fan is like. Life seems fine, then some douchebag shoots you right in the balls before killing you. 


    But they left out the details like “did donuts in KATs front yard”

      Karl-Anthony traded off copypasta

      Originated from a Reddit comment reacting to a clip of Karl-Anthony Towns saying Timberwolves president Tim Connelly pulled up to his house, with his three friends and dad there, to inform him he had been traded.

      But they left out the details like "did donuts in KATs front yard" and started shouting "good luck selling this place with a fucked up lawn KAT"
      
      To which a befuddled KAT said "why would I sell this place"
      
      Followed by TC shouting "cause we just traded your ass" and started his fiving his rich friends and spraying one another with 40s of Hamme Cream Ale while "Gary's Got a Boner" by the Replacements blasts from the car stereo

      Hi, my name is Annabelle.

        Annabelle doll prank chain text
        Hi did you go to school
        
        Hi, my name is Annabelle. Once you have started reading this u can't stop. If you do you will have bad luck for a whole year
        
        As I was saying my Annabelle and I'm 4 years old and i I'm a doll
        
        If you don't send this letter to 15 people, I'll come into ur house at 3AM and I'll stare at u while u sleep and kill if u wake up
        
        Don't believe me?
        
        Lily Johnson got this chain too and she only sent it to 5 people, not good lily. So at 3AM I was in her room and I killed her at 3:30AM ha ha Lily don't mess with Annabelle
        
        Jason Spencer got this chain too and he only sent it to 7 people, not good enough Jason , so at 3AM I was in his wardrobe and I scared him to death when he woke up to get dressed ha ha Jason don't EVER mess with Annabelle
        
        Lizzie Clandon got this chain too and she only sent it to 10 people, not good at all. So at 3AM I went into her room and touched her feet while she was sleeping and rushed into her parents room saying that she had a bad dream so her Dad slept it her room and the next day she didn't see her Dad in his bed all she could see is blood, Lizzie screamed and passed out and those two where never to be seen again... they say that Lizzie and her dad are ghost and there looking for little children to kill so be careful...
        
        Wendy Kieth did the right she sent it to 20 people and she got something that she really wanted, a baby Sister called Lucy.
        
        So they are the 4 cases and remember.
        
        1~5 you will be killed 5~7 you will scared to death 7~10 you will feel touching ur feet at 3AM sharp 15 or more u are safe I will have good luck till the day u die
        
        So what's it gonna be?....
        
        Your time starts................
        
        NOW, quick!, Hurry! U have 24 hours to send it to 15 people
        

        Freddie freeman a slap hitter

          Origin of the slap hitter meme

          The Slap hitter meme presumably came from a comment in a game thread by a Phillies fan.

          I’ll get downvoted to hell but Freddie freeman is overrated as hell. Dude is basically a slap hitter and doesn’t do shit to help win ballgames. He can sure joke around with the runner on first tho.

          The racquets they currently make favour players like Alcaraz and Sinner

            Tennis racquet smashing copypasta

            Started as a joke on Reddit after Medvedev loss to Sinner during the Six Kings Slam and there were a few times where he tried smashing his racquet to no avail.

            The racquets they currently make favour players like Alcaraz and Sinner when it comes to breaking them. Medvedev has a distinct disadvantage at breaking these racquets because of his body type. They even did medical tests on his muscles to see if he had room for improvement in power and explosiveness when trying to break a racquet, but it's not possible.