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I’ve been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12

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    I've been playing Inferno for 24 years, Dust2 for 23 years, and Mirage for 12 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 00's). Whilst I think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 48 years, Dust2 for 46 years, and Mirage for 24 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 80's - that’s right, I’m a CS veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CS VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 96 years, Dust2 for 94 years, and Mirage for 48 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 40's - that’s right, I’m a WW2 veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a WW2 VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 192 years, Dust2 for 188 years, and Mirage for 96 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1800’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a CIVIL WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    I've been playing Inferno for 384 years, Dust2 for 376 years, and Mirage for 192 (I won't count the cpl_strike variant that I was playing in the 1600’s - that’s right, I’m a civil war veteran, fucking deal with it 😎). Whilst I, a 100 YEARS WAR VETERAN btw, think its important to honour our roots, we need a higher cadence of diversity in the competitive map pool to the point I would argue two maps should be cycling every 6 months, not just one. 
    Ἐγὼ μὲν ἐν τῷ Ἰνφέρνῳ παίζων εἰμὶ 2742 ἔτη, ἐν Δύστῳ δὲ 2701 ἔτη, ἐν Μιράγῃ δὲ 2112 ἔτη. (οὐ μὴ λογίσωμαι τὸν cpl_strike τρόπον, ὃν ἔπαιζον ἐν ταῖς ἡμέραις ταῖς περὶ τὴν τοῦ Χριστοῦ γένεσιν—ναί, ἐγώ εἰμι peloponnesian war veteran· φέρε νῦν, ὦ φίλε, καὶ δέχου 😎.)
    
    καίτοι, ἐγὼ ὢν PELOPONNESIAN WAR VETERAN ὡς εἴρηται, ἡγοῦμαι χρὴ τοὺς προγόνους τιμᾶν· ἀλλ’ ἀναγκαῖον ἐστὶν ἡμῖν εἰς τὸν ἀγῶνα τοῦ παιγνίου ποικιλίαν ταχύτερον παρέχειν, ὥστε οὐχ ἕν, ἀλλὰ δύο χάρτας ἑξαμηνιαίως κυκλοῦν δεῖν.

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      Its a greentext joke on 4chan that made fun of how expensive the Five-SivenN rounds are.

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      > Mugger comes out of nowhere 
      > "Give me your wallet!"
      > Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead 
      > Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo 
      MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet

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        Its started as an incoherent response in a post on 4chan about a Wii game. People in that thread made fun of the person’s response and it became a meme later on.

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          CONNECTION [Permanently Closed].
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          Thats fucking Day 1 raiding right there

            Its the “Thats fucking football right there” meme but changed to Day 1 raid in Destiny.

            Thats fucking Day 1 raiding right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Guardians puke, Ghosts poop on the rally flag, Guardians deliver their new born blueberries in the DPS phase. Fucking hardcore meta only builds Destiny. Fuck it chuck 'nades game time shit. Take it to the Tower. Motes get banked in places you don't even remember. We're stuck together, we celebrate together. Day 1 Raids is back baby.