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Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy

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    Created by u/andris_biedrins on r/nba in 2016, its a serious post questioning if its legal to distract your opponents by kissing your teammates. The post has become a meme and its often adopted to other sports as a joke.

    It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

    CS2

    Why don't players use kissing as a tactic in playoff matches?
    byu/funmighthold inGlobalOffensive
    Imagine this: Major quarter final. Faze vs Vitality. Faze are huge underdogs and they know it, but they've pushed it to map 3. Game is tied 11-11 and its a 1v1 zywoo vs s1mple, but s1mple is on low hp. All of a sudden, karrigan and elige stand up and start passionately making out on stage. Zywoo sees this and gets distracted, allowing s1mple to win the easy 1v1 and win the series.

Why has nobody used this tactic before? Is there a rule against it?

    Valorant

    Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?

Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.

They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"

I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.

      Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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        Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.
        Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...

        I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?

          Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.

          I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.

          You have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball.

            Wrecking Ball copypasta

            Created by u/cookiedou3 for r/WreckingBallMains, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Wrecking Ball from Overwatch 2.

            To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball. The gameplay is extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of geometry and physics most of the tech will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ball's intellectual outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Berdyaev Nikolai literature, for instance. The Ball mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these techs, to realize that they're not just effective- they say something deep about GAMING. As a consequence people who dislike Wrecking Ball truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fun in Ball's iconic catchphrase "Wrecking Ball: Online." which itself is a cryptic reference to Kropotkin's Russian epic A Factor of Evolution. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lee Bradley Baker's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a Wrecking Ball tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 comp ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

            Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

              Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
              byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
              Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔

The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀