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Jmook

    Jmook
    If JMook grabs me✊, I'm not mashing out🎮 I'm leaning in💋 
    Who is Jmook? For the blind 😎, it is Jlight 💡🔌. For the hungry 🍆, it is Jbread 🍞. For the sick 😷, it is the Jcure 🚫😃🤓. For the sad 😭, it is Jjoy 😂. For the poor, it is the Jtreasure 💰⛏; for the debtor ✔❎💵, it is Jforgiveness 👭 
    You think another Sheik is better than JMook? You're going to get Jake DiRatio'd 
    Jmook is so cool and hot and his sheik is really good. If i was running an esports organziation. I'd love to have him representing it. Sadly, I don't have one so i will follow him on twitch at jmook11 
    if my girl 😍 and Jmook both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl's funeral 😝 with the best posture in the game 
    JMook isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Sheik? JMook puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Zain breaks records. JMook breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer JMook. 
    I went to Genesis 8 and ran into jmook on day 2. I told him I was his biggest fan and that I love his sheik, he told me he knows. When i asked him for advice he gently grabbed my back and pulled it up and said "stand like this" and walked away. To this day I haven't slouched once 
    No one is going to believe me, but have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Jmook. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Jmook ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup 
    If JMook has a million fans, then I am one of them. If JMook has ten fans, then I am one of them. If JMook has only one fan then that is me. If JMook has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against JMook, then I am against the world. 
    i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about jmook., hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol. 
    damn this jmook kid is so young talented and attractive, i would definitely want him representing my brand and/or my esports org and would DEFINITELY dm him if i represented one of the aforementioned orgs or follow him on twitch at jmook11 
    if jmook got scared he'd be jshook. if jmook was a chef he'd be jcook. if jmook played you in melee, he'd read you like jbook. if jmook made music, he'd add jhook. if jmook played you in chess, he'd beat you with jrook. if jmook was asked to see something, he'd be sure to jlook. if jmook needed to hide, he'd be in jnook. If he was a thief he'd be Jcrook. 
    I went to a New York local, when I saw Jmook jaywalking across the street. An officer confronted him and after a long chat he took the officer's pad, wrote in it, and walked away. I talked to the officer and he told me through tears that Jmook gave him a ticket for a bad posture. 
    jmook’s hair is soft like blanket and everyone wants to take a touch on it. Him eyes shining like marble and is attract every human bean. 
    Overheard by the commentators couch after Game 5: “He got me,” Leffen said of Jmook's backthrow on him. "That f***ing Jmook boomed me." Leffen added, “My controller sucks” repeating it four times. Leffen then said he wanted to add Jmook to the list of players he plays friendlies with this summer. 
    Sadly this is long overdue. My friend is an executive at BTS and said that Jmook caused constant trouble every time he showed up. There was apparently an incident where a custodian found Jmook arguing with a man in a wheelchair in the bathroom. Jmook was adamantly claiming he needed the handicap stall because of how big his balls are, and the man in the wheelchair was on the verge of tears and covered in shit. The custodian had to calm things down and push Leffen to a different bathroom. 
    A lot of Melee players left Summit practice today energized by JMook's performance, mesmerized with him taking low-tier characters and running the table on the regulars, sources said. At the end, he marched out like if a mic drop. JMook delivered a tour de force. 

    JCQ exam announcement

      You must now follow the regulations of the examination. Only material listed on the question paper is allowed in the exam room. You must not have on or near you any other material. Check your pockets now. Check for things such as notes, books, mobile phones, smartwatches, and wristwatches. Check that your mobile phone is switched off and in your bag. If your mobile phone is not in your bag, put your hand up and hand it into an invigilator now. Keeping your mobile phone may lead to disqualification, even if you did not intend to use it. Check that you have been given the correct paper for the day, date, time, subject, component, and tier. You must write in black ink, except for drawings and rough notes. You must not use correcting pens, fluid or tape, highlighters or pale-colour gel pens. You may not communicate in any way with, give help to, or ask for help from another candidate. This includes turning around and attempting to contact or distract another candidate. You should put up your hand to attract the invigilator’s attention. Complete the field on your answer booklet, the centre name, xxxxx, candidate number, and your personal details. The time is xx:xx. You have xxxx to complete the paper. You may begin. 

      I jerk off to Skibidi Toilet

        I beat my meat to skibidi toilet. His smile is so fucking HOT. God i wanna put it in inside of that toilet and make him beg. Whenever i see skibidi toilet cum comes out like a waterfall, whenever my classmates say anything related to toilets the entire school gets flooded with cum everywhere. Dafuqboom is truly the best artist of all time. 

        Monster Hunter navy seal copypasta

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about Lance, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hunter training academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Elder dragons, and I have over 300 confirmed hunts. I am trained in Rajang warfare and I'm the top lancer in the entire hunter research commission. You are nothing to me but just another Jaggi. I will wipe you the fuck out with guard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Raphinos across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bullfango. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred pokes, and that's just with my guard down. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Palico gadgets and tail raiders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the new world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. 

          God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever

            God Achates has the hottest fucking body ever. From that tight phat ass to her flat tummy to her petite chest to her smooth armpits, Achates has everything a fucking neet could ask for. Couple that with the fact that she's religious, you already know there's room for jesus included so there ain't nothing sinful with getting a handful of her tonight cause the Goddess fucking approves. Most of the time I must agree that lolicons are disgusting, but this is a very rare exception that I will make, once in a lifetime like Sozin's comet igniting the firebending and boners of avatar fanboys alike across the nation. Even if you break your dick just thinking about Achates you can't forget she's a healer and can cleanse your broken jimmy of its attack break, and even cast invincibility for extended sessions Best 4 star period, and I even +15'd her so that just goes to show what a great gal Achates is.