Its an Old School RuneScape (OSRS) copypasta that originated from a response by Jagex Moderator (Jmod) on Reddit. The Jmod was responding to a bait post of the stats of an obvious botting account.
It became an instant meme because it showed the extent of bot problem and how OP had took every step to reporting the problem and had to resort to making a “flex” bait post on Reddit just to get that particular bot banned.
Whilst I commend your ability to kill Vorkath, posting on Reddit about your account doesn't grant it any legitimacy from selling your spoils to the Black Market (that goes for the 481m you sold today, too).
Whilst I commend your ability to take action, I must admit that this is the account I sent a tip on October 5th to Jagex's tipoff email, further inquired about said email on twitter around a week ago and now posted the exact same thing on reddit. It isn't really my account.
Your turn.
Originated from a response by Hu Chenfeng (popular Chinese content creator) after a viewer asked him on livestream if he thinks Xi Jinping is a dictator. His response of denouncing the person by repeatedly exclaiming that the question was a serious violation of streaming guidelines and that the person must be insane has became a copypasta.
Damn, this kind of person seriously violated the live broadcast regulations. This kind of person seriously violated the live broadcast regulations. I hung up on him immediately. Is this kind of person crazy? This kind of person, is this kind of person crazy? Oh my God, this kind of person is terrible. This kind of person must have someone looking for him. This kind of person must have someone looking for him. This kind of person is crazy. How can you violate the live broadcast regulations? Oh my God, I hung up on him immediately.
The meme came from a clip of Yu-Gi-Oh VR where a player is continuously summoning Pot of Greed to draw 3 more additional cards while his opponent is arguing that it isn’t allowed. Transcript of the iconic video has became copypasta of its own.
I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
AND THEN I PLAY MONSTER REBORN TO SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK.
that's not what it doe--- YES IT IS.
I summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck!
That's not what it does!
Roll my dice.... That is what it does, Pot of greed.... Draw three- I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck!
MY TURN! You never saw this coming! I summon POT OF GREED!
You never saw this coming I SUMMON POT OF GREED
YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING! I PLAY POT OF GREED!
Roll my dice
I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS
Started from 4chan anime board, ‘Total shota destruction’ is a parody of the TND copypasta.
Fuck shotas. Milk shotas. Lure shotas into taking the first move. Trick shotas into touching your exposed body while you're pretending to sleep. Steal shotas' virginities. Envelop shotas into your flesh. Post-orgasm torture shotas into unconsciousness. Get impregnated by shotas. Get impregnated by shotas again. Overwhelm shotas with the realities of sex and fatherhood. Mindbreak shotas. Dress shotas with maid uniforms, animal ears and tails. Morally degenerate shotas into being a slave to your flesh. Fuck shotas non-stop through the night. Have shotas use you for relief even when you are sleeping. Groom shotas into being your fucktoy and obedient femboy husband well into adulthood. Give birth to the shota's children. Groom them as you did to your shota. Have the shota's children impregnate you. Repeat the cycle forever. Total shota destruction.
Started from 4chan, the ‘Fuck hags’ is a parody of TND copypasta but edited to fit sexing older women in anime.
Fuck hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger male hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Fuck hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love
These copypastas were spammed on Tarkov’s Discord server after the introduction of the “Unheard Edition” of the game which contained many Pay to Win mechanics.
Since 2016, players have supported the developers…
Since 2016, players have supported the developers by purchasing the highest edition of the game. For 8 years, we've been recommending this game to friends, bringing more and more players into the community. And what was the developers' response? They've blown us off, refuse to comment, and only encourage those who have lost all respect for themselves and continue to pour money in. I personally had high hopes for Tarkov. In my eyes, it was a high-quality and most ambitious product on the entire market. This is unacceptable. This is selfish. This is disrespectful. You've disgraced yourselves completely. You've lost loyal players, you've betrayed the idea. It's disgusting. To everyone who feels the same way - don't be silent. Spam, make memes, spread the word wherever it's relevant. This cannot be tolerated.
BSG, you have failed this community
BSG, you have failed this community. Since 2016, players have supported the developers by purchasing the highest edition of the game. For 8 years, we've been recommending this game to friends, bringing more and more players into the community. And what was the developers' response? They've blown us off, refuse to comment, and only encourage those who have lost all respect for themselves and continue to pour money in. I personally had high hopes for Tarkov. In my eyes, it was a high-quality and most ambitious product on the entire market. This is unacceptable. This is selfish. This is disrespectful. You've disgraced yourselves completely. You've lost loyal players, you've betrayed the idea. It's disgusting. To everyone who feels the same way - don't be silent. Spam, make memes, spread the word wherever it's relevant. This cannot be tolerated.
"EOD players will receive all future DLC at no extra cost"
Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024 天安門大屠殺 BSG greed 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-PTW Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Playerbase Playstyle Revolution 人權 Crabbing 民運 Audio Pop 自由 Edge of Darkness 獨立 Distress Signal 多黨制 Update Time 台灣 臺灣 Grayzone Warfare中華民國 Tarkov Killers 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Unheard Edition 達賴喇嘛 Pay to Win 法輪功 BSG Silence 新疆維吾爾自治區动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Gamma 六四天安門事件 The EFT Chat protests of 2024 天安門大屠殺 BSG greed 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-PTW Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Playerbase Playstyle Revolution 人權 Crabbing 民運 Audio Pop 自由 Edge of Darkness 獨立 Distress Signal 多黨制 Update Time 台灣 臺灣 Grayzone Warfare中華民國 Tarkov Killers 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Unheard Edition 達賴喇嘛 Pay to Win 法輪功 BSG Silence 新疆維吾爾自治區
COMPLAINING AS A GERMAN CITIZEN
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,
am XX.XX.20XX habe ich die Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ des Computerspiels „Escape from Tarkov“ von "Battlestate Games Limited" (Firmensitz: Großbritannien) für knapp 150 Euro erworben. Auf der Website des Entwicklers wurde - als die Edition noch käuflich zu erwerben war - damit geworben, dass alle zukünftigen DLCs ("Downloadable Content“, herunterladbare Inhalte) für das Spiel mit Besitz der oben genannten Edition auch in Zukunft kostenlos erhältlich sein würden. Die limitierte Edition wurde am 07.01.2024 nach vorheriger Ankündigung aus dem Online-Store entfernt.
Am 25.04.2024, wurde bekannt gegeben, dass eine weitere Edition des Spiels, die „Unheard Edition“, auf der Website des Entwicklers (www.escapefromtarkov.com) zum Neupreis für 250 Euro vor Steuern angeboten wird; ein "Upgrade" der Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ auf die „Unheard Edition“ ist für 95 Euro erhältlich. Diese neue Edition enthält einen neuen Spielemodus, der weitläufiger Meinung nach eindeutig unter die Definition eines DLCs fällt; folglich sollte dieser Inhalt allen Käufern der limitierten Edition "Edge of Darkness" kostenlos zugänglich sein.
Vom Entwickler wird dieser Spielmodus allerdings als "unique feature" der neueren Edition bezeichnet, womit von Seiten des Entwicklers die Deklaration als DLC umgangen wird; der Entwickler stellt diesen Modus aufgrund seiner eigenen Deklarierung als "unique feature" nur den Käufern der neuen Edition zur Verfügung und hat dieses Verständnis auch bereits über seine öffentlichen Kommunikationskanäle zwischenzeitlich erneut bekräftigt. Gleichzeitig wurden im Zuge der öffentlichen Kritik (beispielsweise im Forum des Entwicklers oder auf Twitter, auch bereits in der Presse*) nach Bekanntgabe der neuen Edition inhaltliche Angaben zu der Limited Edition „Edge of Darkness“ auf der Webseite des Entwicklers abgeändert. Mittlerweile hat der Entwickler erneut Stellung bezogen und angekündigt, den Spielemodus "sobald technisch möglich" zumindest für 6 Monate kostenlos zur Verfügung zu stellen; nach diesen 6 Monaten müsste man jedoch erneut zahlen, für Zugriff auf einen versprochenen Inhalt, für den man bereits gezahlt hat.
In diesem Verhalten sehe ich einen möglichen Verstoß gegen das europäische Verbraucherrecht, da meiner Meinung nach versprochene und nun auch veröffentlichte Inhalte, für die man bereits bezahlt hat, nur nach überteuerter Zahlung zeitlich unbegrenzt zugänglich machen möchte; ich empfinde diese Geschäftspraxis als unlauter.
Ich bitte Sie hiermit, dieses Verhalten zu überprüfen. Was kann man als deutscher oder europäischer Kunde in diesem Fall tun? Für Rückfragen stehe ich gerne zur Verfügung. Ich bedanke Ihnen mich im Voraus für Ihre Bemühungen.
Mit besten Grüßen,
Vorname Nachname
Players who continuously spam these copypastas are likely to get timeout or ban in their Discord servers. You have been warned!
