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34M
It started when I was 18 when a 45 year old woman I’d met at a bar took me home. She lived in a house share single bedroom with a single bed and rugby union posters all over her bedroom wall and a bulldog wearing an anxiety vest that was nutting off while I did what I had to do. Her pussy was sealed shut like an Egyptian tomb and her only excuse for the cobwebs and plume of dust was “it’s…been a while”. I was really let down by that experience as I thought all cougars were rich honeys with their own mansion.
Since then I’ve worked my way to the top of cougar mountain and at 34 have found it to be the absolute peak. 34 is a prime age for many reasons, you can easily pick up a girl in her 20s. Girls in their 30s are so desperate for a family that you have the pick of the litter when you want a serious relationship. Sub 30 y/o was typically off limits for all but the filthiest of cougars, however at 34 I’ve found the doors to Pussy Palace are flung wide open from all angles, but they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice, and it’s prime season for cougar hunting. (Cougars to me are 40+, I prefer 45-62)
I have moved to London and the quality of cougars is just next level fellas. If they’re not some rich CEO then they’re a divorcee on a hot girl summer. 30+ women were a good training ground in my younger years, but 40+ is where the magic happens boys. And if you’re an absolute dog like myself, you won’t even let 70 stop you.
I know what you’re thinking, that’s fucking gross, but some of these women are still in tip top shape, I would never hook into anything less than a cougar that could still be on the cover of a women’s health magazine and I just can’t get enough.
Anyone else in the same boat? I don’t want to enter into a committed relationship because I just can’t stop railing cougars. I joined a swingers site a few years ago and found dozens of women who wanted to get drilled in front of their husbands who beat off in the corner, I always found it a bit weird but I think that was the shame I had back then, these days I just have to accept who I am and do it for the cucks. Where all my gilf brothers at?
6.8” to the bone, 5.5” girth, uncut
Based on the original “Own a musket for home defense” copypasta that started from 4chan.
Own a LAS-16 Sickle for home defense, since that's what Super Earth's founding fathers intended. Four Automatons break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my flowing cape and laser rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first bot, it's dead on the spot. Draw my LAS-7 Dagger on the second bot, miss it entirely because it's one small beam and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the autocannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with armor-piercing rounds, "FOR SUPER EARTH" the armor-piercing round shreds two bots in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix saber and charge the last terrified rapscallion. It bleeds out waiting on the SEAF to arrive since triangular saber wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. 
Topaz is just perfect. Every single thing about her is admirable. Her cute and small face, her brilliant eyes that resemble gems, just like her name, her short and beautiful silvery and silky hair, adorned by taints of red that fit just so perfectly, her small hairpiece that makes it so her hair stays perfectly tidied... What is there not to love? Plus, her attitude is just lovable. How funny she is, the way she speaks and conveys all emotions, how she always seems to be having fun...
And I haven't talked about her body. It's just impeccably perfect. Her big and round ass that I'd want to have on my face 24/7, the perfectly sized breasts that can be somewhat seen from her outfit, her slim and curvy shape that evokes that sense of sensuality... Everything just fits perfectly. And her thighs? OH MY FUCKING GOD. DON'T GET ME STARTED. THE MOLE. AND THE STRAP. OH MY FUCKING GODNESS. As if her thighs weren't perfect enough. So plumpy and meaty, I just want to have them on me at all times. I want to bury my head in there and die from asphyxiation, just so that I get to have those thighs close to me. I'd constantly stare at the mole and get jealous that I'm not it or that strap. Just look at her thighs and tell me that the strap isn't working its ass off to hold her massive thighs.
And now, the best part. Her cock. Her big meaty cock. I want to chocke on it while she wraps her legs around my head, consequently being crushed by her thighs. I want to simply please her and be everything to her. I'll be her boyfriend, her husband, her sex slave, her co-worker, her assistant... I'll do everything. And then, when she gets tired and gives me a few seconds of rest, I'll ask her to cuddle with me. I'll rest with her body close to mine, and slowly close my eyes. She'll then start relentlessly fucking me while I sleep, and I'll instantly wake up, only to feel her cock constantly thrusting inside me while she fills me with her seed.Yone 🦹♀️ gets 150% crit value 💣 Additional magic damage ⚔️ Q cd shorter than ADC Auto Attack 🙀 W Shield bigger than Shen R 🗣 Manaless ❎ E True Damage 😭 Gets MS too ✌️ Stays in E forever 🤔 Catches you from 2 screens away 🔥 Yone 🦹♀️ 치명타 가치 150% 획득 💣 Additional magic damage ⚔️ ADC 자동 공격보다 짧은 Q cd 🙀 Shen R보다 큰 W 방패 🗣 Manaless ❎ E True Damage 😭 MS도 얻음 ✌️ Stays in E forever 🤔 2개의 화면 밖에서 당신을 붙잡습니다 🔥 Are pussies objectively weird? Yes. But so are penises. And assholes. And mouths honestly. The human body is basically a horror show that we don’t fully appreciate because we’re so used to piloting one 24/7 that we’re deadened to it. Look at some surgery stills and tell me “yeah that thing looks like it should definitely live inside me, connected to other bits of meat and bone that definitely don’t look fucking bizarre at all”. Right now you’re reading this comment via electrochemically charged jelly sacks leashed with meat electric lines to an extremely squishy fat based meat computer. Upside down. Your meat computer has to flip the image as normal operating procedure. Compared to that shit genitals are pretty goddamn straightforward and tame. So don’t stress so much about it.