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National Donut Day

    Hey, you glaze-craving 🍩💦 HOLES! 🕳️👅 It’s National Donut Day 🍩🎉, time to get that sweet, sticky 🍯 DICK-NUT 🍆🍩 action goin’! Dive into those cream-filled delights 🍦💦 and let ‘em SPURT all over your face 😏👅 while you munch on that doughy RING 🍩🕳️ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar 🌟 on dat ass 🍑 and get ready to POUND 🍩🔨 some pastry like a true HOLE-filler 🍆💦! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES 🍩👨‍🍳 or MOMMIES 🍩👩‍🍳 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds, or you’ll be left with a DRY 🍂, unfilled HOLE 🕳️😭! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN 🌟👑 getting glazed all night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be STUFFED 🍦🍩 with creamy goodness ‘til you’re BEGGING for more 🍆💦🍩! Let’s make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH 🎉🕳️🍩! 
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    Serious Room (The Stanley Parable)

      Serious Room ending script in Stanley Parable

      Its the narrator’s dialogue when players obtain the Serious Room ending in Stanley Parable. The ending can be obtain when players use the console command “sv_cheats 1”.

      1st attempt

      Stanley, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables! It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I brought you here. You just tried to activate server cheats, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire game. You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: one hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything. But, until then, serious room, GO.
      Achivement Unlocked: Cheater

Stanley, this is me being serious.

In fact, this is my Serious Room.
It's where I come to be serious.

That table is the most serious table I could find, I looked at many, many tables, hundreds of tables, it's possible I looked over 1,000 tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't important, as the understanding that of all tables I looked at, this one is the most serious.

I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here.

You just tried to activate SERVER CHEATS, which of course runs the risk of breaking the entire game.
You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events, and I just can't have that.

It's time to get serious Stanley, no jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.

Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: One hundred, billion, trillion years standing here in the Serious Room.
Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything.

But until then, Serious Room, GO.

(RESTART)

      2nd attempt

      Woah! Did we not have the talk? Are we not in the serious room this very moment? Did I not tell you how many tables I looked through? I'm going to be conservative and say it was somewhere in the tens of thousands of tables, any reasonable person would say I spent an ABSURD amount of time doing nothing but looking at tables! And I genuinely considered each one too. I took a hell of a lot of notes. I kept the notes in a different room.. that room is less serious than this one. It's more of a, um.. a notes room. Again, the point of this story is to convey how serious I feel this cheating issue is. And I'm sure you'll agree with me when you've fulfilled your new punishment: Infinity years in the serious room! I generally have trouble reading human emotions, but I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that you're devastated by this crippling new punishment. As well you should be. It's the most serious I could think of. Can you get more serious than that? No. You can't. Don't try.

      3rd attempt

      Hmm, still no effect. The problem is clearly the serious room; it isn't serious enough. That's on me, Stanley. I apologize. I'm going to the store to look through more tables. Hopefully I find one that conveys how wrong what you're doing is. Now, where did I put those notes?

      I called off my work today – My brother (gpt) is down

        I called off my work today – My brother (gpt) is down
        byu/Daredevil010 inOpenAI
        I've already waited for 2 hours, but still he's still down. I have a project deadline tomorrow and my manager keeps calling me, but I haven’t picked up yet. It’s crawling up my throat now....my breath is vanishing like smoke in a hurricane. I’m a puppet with cut strings, paralyzed, staring at my manager’s calls piling up like gravestones. Without GPTigga (Thats what I gave him a name) my mind is a scorched wasteland. Every second drags me deeper into this abyss; the pressure crushes my ribs, the water fills my lungs, and the void beneath me isn’t just sucking me down....it’s screaming my name. I’m not just drowning. I feel like I’m being erased.

        Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.

          Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.
          byu/just_someone999 inSilksong

          Silksong fans crashing out yet again after there was no reveal of Silksong during the Summer Game Fest 2025.

          Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.

Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.

Because tonight was the last straw.

We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.

Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.

And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.

If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.

We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.

          Ultrakill

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          By u/ThatOneDuckGee_, its a reference to the Silksong crashout after it was not shown in Summer Game Fest 2025.

          ULTRAKILL has officially become a joke - and if fraud doesn't release tomorrow, I'm done. I'll never forgive this 

To Hakita but also the entire country of Finland - I hope you're paying attention.

Tonight was the final straw. Or stand. Or... Fraud...

You might not know who I am but name is Michael and I have waited YEARS for Layer 8: Fraud since it was announced. I have waited patiently for three whole years and I am starting to feel like I have had enough. I have not heard a thing from you. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. Not a single blog post. Not a single letter in the mail. Not a single warm, sensual embrace from Arsi Patala while he whispers in my ear and tells me everything is going to be okay.

Do you even care how we feel as fans? How I feel? We are real people, with real lives, and right now we are being beaten and scorned and humiliated day after day after day, just because we want to play an update. Do you realise how oppressed we are? The other day I went to buy some milk, and when I mistakenly asked the beautiful woman at the store for "blood milk" she called the manager so the whole staff could gather to laugh and humiliate me. She said "look at this pathetic loser who thinks fraud is real". I cried. I had to go home and all I had to eat was the spaghetti I keep in my pockets. If you had spoken up about the development of Fraud, I could have used your words to defend myself, but instead here I am, broken and defenceless, reduced to nothing but a husk.

I don't want to hear any excuses. You might be a small team, but you've had decades to prepare and the loyal support of multiple billions of fans. I have carried the entire hype of Fraud on my back this whole time and so have some others. And how do you treat us in return? You act as if we are nothing but dirt. If ULTRAKILL layer 8: Fraud for PC isn't in my steam account tomorrow I'm done. And I mean it. What's going to happen? You don't want to know, beleive me. I can be very dangerous. Let's just say you will be dead in a pool of your own BLOOD. How about that huh? Yeah.

I will never ever ever ever ever forgive you Hakita and also that filth in gluttony who gave me wrong directions when I was on holiday. You didn't just delay the update, but you spat in my face and kicked me specifically in a way that hurt. You pretended like we didn't exist, and maybe that was the worst part. You pretended like we didn't exist for a very long time. And if you can't see what you've done wrong, then maybe you should just leave.

          You are playing Mario Kart World.

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            Wake up babe, new Mario Kart World copypasta just dropped by u/SuperPapernick.

            You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race was hard fought, but you made it to first place in the final lap. The race is almost over and your lead is commanding. You see a blue shell approaching, but you are not worried. "I have a Super Horn, I'm safe" you think to yourself as you watch a ghost rip it from your hands and laugh in your face. The finish line is in sight. You get hit by the blue shell. Followed by a red shell. And another red shell. And another red shell. You finish 15th.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

Finally, after 11 attempts trying to 3-star Heart Rally at 150 cc, you maintained a lead through the whole race, at every checkpoint. It is the final lap. You drove like a pro using Bowser, the fastest character in the game, driving the fastest car available with 20 coins. All your drift and jump boosts were optimal, your racing line immaculate. You took every shortcut. You can see the finish line approaching. "Finally, my practice, perseverance and skilled driving payed off" you think to yourself as you helplessly watch a tiny AI controlled baby, driving a motorized boom box, overtake you on the final straight despite the stat discrepancy and your top speed. You'll have to try again, you think, as you hold in a scream of frustration.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race begins, you intentionally do not boost-start. You purposely hang back in 24th place, rerolling items until you get a golden mushroom and a bullet bill. You don't touch the R-button once, don't drift, pull off no tricks and drive like a 3-year old who has never played Mario Kart. You stay in the back of the race deliberately. During the second half of the final lap, you finally unload your items and effortlessly cut through the competition. You finish in first place seconds ahead of the runner up. They stood no chance. You smile a fake smile and tell yourself "I really fought hard for that win, what an accomplishmant it was! A true test of skill!"

You just played Mario Kart World.