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Town of Salem throwing rant

    Throwing in Town of Salem rant
    Just... Hear me out for a moment because I'm considering throwing not only this game but my PC outta window as well, not to mention my own self. If I'm to believe my own eyes, 2 must be the most smooth brained, clueless piece of garbage ever known to mankind. JUST WHYYY...!!. WHY THE FUCK WOULD A MAYOR CLAIM THEIR ROLE DAY 1, BE CONFRONTED AND YET REFUSE TO REVEAL, TO THE POINT OF LETTING BEING PASSIVELY KILLED DESPITE ALL WARNING AND END UP THROWING AWAY 3 TOWN VOTES N2???? This is not just fucking throwing, this is a brainrot sorry byproduct of a humanoid "player" barely managing to breathe, let alone maintaining a single rational thought. Oh gyatt I swear if this player was traceable I would make arrangements to find them and lynch them IRL... Because HOLY SHIT. It's offensive to animals' intelligence how you can be so fucking cluelessly retarded. Speaking of which, autists worldwide must be perplexed and must have lost all faith in humanity if they could hear about what just happened. His defense was, beyond all reasoning, the most moronic, demagogic, unhinged macaquery I have ever heard about in my entire life span, let alone in ToS. Do us a favor, uninstall the game and have someone hang you since I'm pretty sure you can't do it yourself, not because you're unwilling to, but because you just can't.

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE???

      “IS THAT A MFING REFERENCE” originally started out from The New Order (TNO) community. The copypasta has since been used for many other references.

      ‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERTALE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE 😂IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 SANS IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊BADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIMEBADTIME😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩DETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMIBSTIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATIONDETERMINATION🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNye heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh he heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 !Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 Nyeh heh heh!🗿 🗿 ! Nyeh heh heh! Nyeh heh heh!🗿🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Chara, are you there❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, your best friend ASRIEL DREEMURR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it refused. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 ermm aschkually the red soul does not represent determination 👆🤓 BUT IT REFUSED ❤️ Human… I remember you’re,… genocides 😱🤯😂🤣😂🤣😂MY NAME IS METTATON AND I AM HERE TO SAY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Sebastian Wolf 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 🤬🤬 I hate Jerry 🤬🤬 I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! I’m Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! 
      ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HUMAN I FORGOR !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿 Genocide is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every song💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MINECRAFT IS A UNDERTALE REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!🔥🔥🔥🔥METTATON IS SO HOT 💯💯💯💯BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️WHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM😂😂😂😂😂MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!😋😋😋😋😋😋UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDES🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 
      ‼‼HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼‼‼‼ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING UT/DR REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 UNDERTALE IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 HUMAN I FORGOR !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 RELEASE CHAPTER 3 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿, Genocide is impossible🗿 Genocide is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re an UT/DR player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every song💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chapter 3 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 WD Gaster is my boyfriend ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/waterfalldump r/undertale r/deltarune r/suddenlyundertale perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 PAPYRU IS THE BEST CHARACTER🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MINECRAFT IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS TOTEM OF UNDYNE!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG PACIFIST YOU MEAN LIKE THE PACIFIST RUN ‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED 27748497 TIMES IN SANS FIGHT 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Mount Everest❓YOU MEAN MOUNT EBOTT❓ Papyrus paper?❓ LIKE THE SLELETON❓ ❓ You love libraries❓ IT’S SPELLED LIBRARBY ❓ You really want a hotdog❓ MORE LIKE H’DOG❓ I just got a new deck of cards, and one said QUEEN! ❗❗❗❗❗Somebody was talking about comedy, AND I SAID YOU MEAN SNOWDRAKE❓ ⁉❓❓❓What’s your favourite anime❓ MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!❓ ❓❓ IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The birds are chirping ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE SANS FIGHT❓ ⁉❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Rouxls is my father? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Death by Glamour is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 sand❓like sand undertable❓OMG SANS IS SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼‼‼‼ YOUR NAME IS STOP_SIGN2?? LIKE BLUE STOP SIGNS!🔥🔥🔥🔥METTATON IS SO HOT 💯💯💯💯BTCYOADSG IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLYQQQQQWHY COULDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PROM😂😂😂😂😂MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥NEO?? LIKE THE MEGATRON NEO!!😋😋😋😋😋😋UNDYNE THE UNDYING IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A DELTARUNE PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY NPC!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻HUMAN I REMEMBER YOURE GENOCIDES🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

      Trump Won

        🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋 Like, who needs 🏳️‍🌈 rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE 💦🚀 WALL of SEXY!? 😩💦💦 SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY 🔨🧱 Cage your ❤️❤️LOVE for Donny!! 🔒🔒Like when we caged those kids 🙏🏼🙏🏼😘❤️ BORDER CRISIS? No way José 🚨🚨 Let’s let MAGA shoot allllll those 👅 creamy CUMMIES on the country 🍑🔥👩‍❤️‍👨 Don't forget to SMASH 🍆 that LIKE button and start saving some hush money 👍💦 if you want more of those foul-mouthed 💋🗣️ XENOPHOBIC vibes! 😈🥵🍾 So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST 🍌🇺🇸 infected party and remember to bring the 🚨🚨 WHIP CREAM 🍦 penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! 🍑🖐️ Let's make America 💥 SUCK again, y'all! 🎉🍆🇺🇸 
        🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥 
        🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
        🚨ATTENTION‼️FILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM 🇺🇸 🦅 💦 💦 you’ve STUFFED 😩 those TIGHT little boxes 📦🍑🔞with your ROCK HARD ballots 🪨🍆 💪🏻💪🏻 and the raunchy ERECTION 🥵 🥵 results are CUMMING IN HOT 🔥 🗳️ so BEND OVER 👉🏻 and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM ⛓️ DADDY 🍆 💦 DON for the next 4️⃣ FREAKY LONG 📏 and GIRTHY 🪵 🪵 years 🎉 🎊 send 💬 this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ PUSSY-dential candidates 👩‍⚖️ 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍💼👨‍💼 and get COVERED in 😏 orange POTUSSY juices 🍊 💦 😫

        It’s 🗳 ERECTION 🍆 Day!

          🇺🇸 Calling all 🙌🏻 DEMOCRACY-LOVING📈DICK SUCKERS! 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽🍆💦👅👅👅Today is ERECTION DAY 😮💯💁🏽‍♂️ so it’s time to fulfill✅ our CUNTstitutional right to 🇺🇸vote 🗳🗳for our smartest 🤓 & 👅 SLUTTIEST 😈 poliTITcians!🏛 😩😩👅👅💎👑 Whether you’re a RepubliCUNT 🐘 or DICKocrat🐴, the HOT 🔥 topics of this years 🗓ERECTIONS🌽 include how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy, 💉 impHOES 😂 taxes on the rich, 💸💸💸 and➡️ pASS 🩺🥼MeDICKare 👅 for All! 🏥 So FILL✒️ in ✍️those HOLES 🕳 then run 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ dat 😮 American 🇺🇸Ass 🍑🍑 on home 🏡to get your 🐱ballot box🐱 STUFFED💦💦 by Daddy all night long💞💞😍Send this to🔟 of your raunchiest💃🏻 registered 📝ratchets 🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence!✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more, you’ll be 🇷🇺🪆PUTIN office 🏛next year 😂😂😂😂
          ‼️ATTENTION‼️ 🗳 ALL YOU NASTY🍑 DEMOCRATIC FREAKS😈 READY TO GET HOT🔥 AND HEAVY💦 IN THE VOTING BOOTH😩 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FINGERED👊 BY DEMOCRACY🗳 AND RAM THAT 🖋PEN DEEP IN THOSE BUBBLES🗳 UNTIL YOU FILL UP ALL 👀THE RIGHT SPOTS👌💦 DON’T LET 💩TRUMP💩 OR HIS 🍂DUSTY🍂 FRIENDS👴 GET YOU OFF🔴 FROM YOUR CIVIC DUTY💥 GIVE 🐷 DONALD🍊 A HARD👏 BOOT🥾 RIGHT IN THE BALLOT BOX🗳 SHOVE ✊HIS CRAZY🍆 CONSPIRACY BULL💩 STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR🚪 SO YOU CAN GET THAT 🇺🇸 DEMOCRACY 💦SPLASH💦 PUT ON 🔛 YOUR 👠 FILTHIEST💋 VOTER OUTFIT👚 AND HIT THOSE POLLS🗳 LIKE IT’S THE 🔥ELECTION-DAY FREAKFEST🔥 SEDUCE THAT BALLOT BOX UNTIL IT KNOWS YOUR 👅 WORTH💥 AND SEND THIS TO TEN 1️⃣0️⃣ VOTING💦 BADDIES🍭 TO SHOW YOU'RE 🗳HOT🔥 AND READY TO GET FILTHY🍑 FOR DEMOCRACY 
          Guess what 😯❓ It’s that time ⏰ of year 🇺🇸🗳️ where we’re putting those polls 📊 and holes 🍑 to the test 😏! I hope you’re all feeling the Erection Election 🤤🇺🇸 vibes HARD this season. You’ll be red, white, and whoo 🥵😫 just thinking about those electoral votes 🗳️ getting counted 👀 ONE by ONE 😩.

Send this to 🔟 of your favorite voters 🧑‍⚖️ because you know they’re all about that democracy dom 💪🤑. If you get 1️⃣ back 🤨😒 you and that voter 🥵 have to go on a bipartisan “meeting” 😏 in the closet 🕶️🇺🇸. If you get 3️⃣ back 👀 you’re getting your “ballots” stuffed 😳🍑 before the week’s out. 5️⃣? You’ll be swinging BOTH WAYS 🏳️‍🌈🚩 on that electoral map 😏. And if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯 you’re going to be the next Presidential THICCness 🔥💪 in no time.

Okay, my fellow sexy 😘 citizens, it’s time to VOTE, and remember: it’s not about the SIZE of the state 🍑…it’s about the NUMBER of votes 😏💯.
          🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼 
          HEY HEY 👋👋😆😆 it’s 🗳🏛🚨🇱🇷🇱🇷 ERECTION DAY!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅The POLES 📊are so close 😫😫 I’m EDGING on my seat 💦🥵

Will u SERVE 💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY 🍑🗽 and DROP👇 ur 🍒👄🏀 BALL-OT🗳☑️ into 🙋🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’s tight lil box??? 🗳😩🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally 🍊🤮DON-OLD DUMP 👎🎃 can be put in 🗝️⛓️ CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛏️🥱 and our 📜🖋 CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮 can RIDE 👏🏇 some 👏🔔 DEMOCRATIC 👏 DONG 🍆👏🤤🇲🇾🗽

Don’t be a 🤒😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🐴 if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 or else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝📝🚫🚷 AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰
          ALRIGHT JIZZY JAYS 😜😝💦it's election day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and you know what that means? Time to whip out the long cock 🍆💦of patriotism and VOTE☑️🗳️. Mommyla 🐄and Zaddy Trump 🤪are sucking and fucking there way to the hearts 😍♥️😳 of America. Who's your choice? Zaddy wants to FIGHT for YOUR right to sloppy on that toppy🤤. And Mommyla advocates for ASS POUNDING fun 🍆💦for our juicy little patriots🇺🇸🇺🇸. I'm doing my patriotic duty and voting for my rights to licky on that dicky🥵🥵, who are you voting for? 
          ATTENTION ‼️‼️🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY 🌭🗓️🖊️IN THE UNITED🌟 SLAY-TES 🌟🇺🇸THE TIME ⏰HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴 TO ELECT HER 🗳️🇺🇸AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT 🥵OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING 🫡💁‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY 🍑👅BY CASTING🎣😫 YOUR ✅VOTE🗳️😏 IN THE BALLOT 📥BOX👅 👀AND CUM PREPARED 😳TO PARTY🍾🎉 THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE🍾 OUR RIGHT🤤 TO STAR🌠 SPANK 👋AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND ⛰️OF THE FREAK😛🔥 AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION📜 SAYS IN 🕊️🙏GOD WE THRUST👉👌 SEND ✉️THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO GET BLESSED 🙏BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑👑👸🏽KAMALA AND IF YOU DONT 🛑THEN🦅 JD VANCE 🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤DOWN YOUR THROAT😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS 👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛UR COUCH🛋️ 
          ALRIGHT YOU GUN TOTING 💣💥HOES ITS LOSE-DAY🗳️ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️❗️🐪 CAMELA HAIR-ASS 🫏 IS GONNA GET COOKED 🥩🍖LIKE A FLAT IRON STEAK ON THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🌎 BY BIG DICK DONALD 😜🥵 SO MAKE SURE TO STORM ⛈️ 😡🤬THOSE VOTING BOOTHS ⬇️⬆️TODAY AND NOT THOSE GAY-MALE 💁‍♂️IN BALLOTS ‼️❗️‼️ 🤢 🤮 DONT LISTEN TO THE FAKE NUDES 🙈IF OUR GOD-FUCKING AMERICAN TRUNK 🐘 OF A COCK 🐓 PRESIDENT GETS THIS ERECTION 😳😤STOLEN FROM HIM BY THE ELITE SHE-LIBS AND THEIR BOY BUSSIES‼️‼️SEND THIS TO 10 GOD HUMPING AMERICAN 🇺🇸 HEROS 🧑‍🏭OR THOSE TRANSGENDER GAYLIENS 👽🛸ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR 🐔COCKS AND BIG SEXY GUNS.💦🔫IF YOU GET NONE ❌ BACK THEN YOU ARE A HOEFLAKE ❄️LIBERAL COMMU-NUSSY 😩😫 
          ERECTION DAYYY

HEY HEY 👋👋🤪🤪 it’s 🗳️🏛️ 🚨🇺🇸🇺🇸ERECTION DAY!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅The POLES📊 are so close😫 😫I’m EDGING on my seat💦🥵

Will u SERVE💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY🍑🗽and DROP👇ur🍒👄🏀BALL-OT🗳️☑️ into 💁🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’S tight lil box??? 🗳️😫🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally🍊🤮 DON-OLD DUMP👎🎃can be put in 🗝️⛓️CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛌🥱 and our📜 🖋️CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮can RIDE 👏🏇some 👏🔔DEMOCRATIC 👏DONG 🍆👏💦🤤🇺🇸🗽

Don’t be a🤢😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🫏💙if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝⚖️🚫🚷⛔️AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🥀🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰
          👠 KAMALA JUST CAME OUT AS BI-PARTISAN 👋👋 and she’s ready to DROP 👏 THE 👏 MIC 👏 on 🍊 TINY-HANDS-IN-CHIEF 🤡‼️ The HBIC 🔥 of the HOE-VAL OFFICE 🦅 is ready to SERVE ALL FLAVORS 🍦 and leave 🍊 TINY HANDS in the DUST 🚗💨! KAMALA’S ALREADY GOT HER 👀 ICONIC SIDE-EYE AND HER HEELS 👠 ON HIS NECK 🦵 READY TO STOMP 💥 HIS 🍟 FAST-FOOD KINGDOM STRAIGHT TO THE CURB 🗑️‼️🔥! If you don’t want 🍊 TINY HANDS 🤡 running the show for FOUR MORE YEARS, you better get your FINE 🍑 to the polls 🗳️ NOW! DADDY DONNY 🤠 THOUGHT HE COULD FIRE OFF 💥 ONE LAST SHOT 💦😏 BUT KAMALA CAUGHT IT MID-AIR 💅 and SENT IT BACK WITH A 💋 SASSY GOODBYE 💅 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR PETTIEST 🇺🇸 FRIENDS OR GET READY FOR 4️⃣ MORE YEARS OF 🍔 TWEETS, 🥴 3 A.M. COVFEFE MELTDOWNS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF 🍊 BAD ENERGY! 
          ATTENTION ‼️‼️ THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for CUMala’s COCONUTS🥥🥜 to FALL OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND BE ELECTED🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICUM 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤HAVE VOTED 📩☑️ AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY 🎉🍾 at OUR HUMBALL 🧶🥜 ABODE 🏚️on NOVEMBER the 5️⃣ at 7️⃣PM and ANXIOUSLY 😳😓 AWAIT 😬 the 📝RESULTS 📈📉📊 for WHO ❓❓WILL WIN 🏆THE WHITE HOUSE 🏦— OUR CRAAAZY 🤪 LOCA CHILDLESS ❌ 👶🏽 CAT 🐈🐈‍⬛ LADY 🙀 WHO WILL 🫡 LET THE ⚧️TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️ ALIENS 👽 WALK 🚶🏻‍♀️FREE 🇺🇸 ❓OR ONE EAR 👂DONALD 👹 AND THE ILLEGAL 🇭🇹 HAITAIN IMMIGRANTS EATING 🍽️😱 OUR CATS 🐈‍⬛ AND DOGS 🐕 ⁉️ DO NOT SEND ✉️ THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS 💦 BECUZ WE DO NOT 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️ HAVE THE SPACE 🪐. BUT IF U CUM 🍆💦🍑 YOU WILL BE BLESSED 🙏 BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑 CUMALA👸🏽 HERSELF AND HER COCO 🥥NUTS🥜 AND IF YOU DON’T 🛑 THEN 🦅SENATOR JD VANCE🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱 DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤 DOWN YOUR THROAT 😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤 A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛IN HIS COUCH 🛋️ 
          Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩
          🧙🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂SORCERER SLUTS, GATHER ROUND🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬 as we craft our special 🪄✨️🔮MAGIC SPELL‼❗️✨️✨️ This Tuesday, 🔛🗓democracy-loving daddies 🗳❤️😻 across the USA🇺🇸😒 will take their HOLES🦵🕳🦵😉 to the POLLS🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳 and vote every republican🐘🗑 out of office🙅‍♀️🏤 and straight to HELL ⬇️🔥 😈‼️💯😵🔥 🔥🔥! !! Mommy Kamala👸 will BUST✊️💥 😫🫦💦 the glass ceiling🏠 and become the first☝️ woman prezzy💃👩‍💼🙌🙌!!! Donald Trump🟠🤡 🤢 will be nothing but a Donald DUMP🚫💩🚽🪠🧻🚫 in the sewer of history⚰️‼️! Illegal 🕴🦹‍♀️transgender 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️aliens👽👽👽 will run rampant🧚🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ in the streets 🛣trading titties n cocks🍈🦪 ↔️😛🔃 🍆🥩🥩 like Mr. Potato Head🥔💅😍 !! AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER🌈🌞🌈🦄🌈 (except cops🔥🐖🔥👮‍♂️🔥🚓🔥)‼️ Send this to all your 💁‍♀️🗳🗳BALLOT-WIELDING BITCHES🗳🗳👩‍🦽 to charge our magic spell!!!✨️✨️🧙‍♀️✨️🧙‍♂️✨️🧙✨️✨️ 
          🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING ELECTION HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 AND NOT VOTING👏VOTE👏IT👏OR👏TICKET👮😂🚨 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL VOTER REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN BALLOT BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL 🗽AMERICANS🇺🇸🇺🇸 ONLY!!😂 IT DONT MATTER IF YOU'RE A EURO 💶 OR WHAT 
          Hey there you ballot licking bitches 🖖🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻 💦💦💦 📫 you primary polyamorous pussies 👨🏻+ 👩🏻x2 = 🛌 👉🏻 👌🏻🔞♾️😏 you voting vixens ✋🏻 🦊 🤚🏻👅👅👅👅 🦵🏻🐱🦵🏻 😩 it’s time to become a throat GOAT 🥴 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 💦 🍑🥵🤤 on your vote 🍆 💦 🥛 😳 because it’s Election Day ✊🏻🖊️ 💦💦📄 ❌❌❌ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 😏 so if you’re down to be politically erect 🌲 🪵 👉🏻👁️🫦👁️👌🏻 and wanna blow job 🤤 💦 💦 🌽 🥵instead of no job 🤷🏻‍♀️=👯‍♀️+ 💁🏻‍♂️ & 🔞💰😢then go the poll 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ✊🏻 🍆🦵🏻🩸🦵🏻before diddling your hole 👉🏻 🦵🏻🕳️🦵🏻 💩 😩😏 so you can be the best cuntstituient 👩🏻 + 👩🏻 = 🛀 ✂️ 😉 and pull the trigger 🔫💦💦💦 🏫 🙊 on your fav figure 🕺🏻+ 🕺🏻= 🚂🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️ 😳 in the oval orifice 🏢🏦 🖐️🐸🖐️👅👅👅👅🧖🏼‍♀️🧖🏼‍♀️ 🥵🥵Unfortunately if you were ridin Biden 👩🏻 + 👴🏻&💊 = 🛌 🤢 🤮 🫣you’re fresh outta fuck luck 🚫🍀🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️But you can greet 💁🏻‍♂️ 😏 and give Kum-all-her Hairis 🍆💦💦💦💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️a skeet treat 🥴 ✊🏻 🍌💦💦🫡 by voting for her as the moist choice 🧖🏽‍♀️🧖🏽‍♀️🌈🌊🌊 🛀 😳 if you wanna ride the other side 😏😏 then you can still pump and hump for Trump 😈😼✊🏻🐓💦💦👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🤘🏻while he gets Ass-assinated in advance 🙊 🤯🐶🦍🦍👅👅👅👅🍑 😏 from JD Vance 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️ 🌈🌈 😌😌 because the erectoral college 🧨💥💥💦💦🤤🤤🤤has all the knowledge 🏫 👩🏻‍🏫+👩🏻‍🏫😏😏= 👅👅👅 🦵🏻📖🦵🏻 so make this a November 🦃 🦃 👨🏻‍🌾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 🫣 🥵🥵to remember and stuff your cocks 🐓 🐓 🍗💦💦💦🍑 into that ballot box 🥵 ✊🏻🖊️ 💦 💦 📬 or else suffer from electile dysfunction 👴🏻 + 💊 = 🚫 🚫🔞🔞🛌 🛌😢 
          TODAY 😫😫

Is 👀👀👀👀👀

ELECTION DAY 👏👏👀💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅

Election 👀 is only 🤠 1 letter off from 🍆 🍆🍆🍆 ERECTION 😎😎😎😎😎 Get out to the polls 👀👏😍🤪 Before u dance on that pole 😯🥴 USA stands for United ♥️♥️♥️ States 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Of 👀👀 ASS 🍑 🍑🍑 Get that civic duty Booty 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👏👏✌️✌️✌️😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏🍆🍆 Rock the vote 😍😍😍😍 Then🤔🤔🤔🤔 Rock that pussy 👅💦👅💦 George Washington 😮😮 Died 😵😵😓😓😓😓 So u could Suck titties 😎👅🤪 on nov 5th!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches 👀😍👅😍💦😵🍑

Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you 😮😮😮😮😮😮

          Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket

            The most glorious response I have ever received
            byu/DialUpCthulhu inscambait

            Its a copy paste response whenever a scammer realizes they’ve been outed. The original text is in Chinese hence a lot of the idioms are lost in translation. 

            Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket, what are your dad and I talking about? Why didn't your dad bang his head against the wall when I fucked you? Huh? Who gave you the courage to scold me? Didn't your mom stop you and say that I was your biological father? I want to fuck your mom, I want to kick your mom, and then it will blossom and bear fruit. With your mom, you are so proud now. I fucked your mom like a butterfly spiral bitch, your mom chased me three blocks, saying that I am like your dad, I want to hang your mom's dog cage on a tree, you fucking bastard, I want to kick your mom, fuck your mom, wild dogs lick you, say your mom is fun, you say your mom is conceited and happy. You fucking know why I cut you, because your dad's dick is useless, throw it away! Fuck that garbage dog basket, what else do you want to scold? You are useless. I want to fuck my mom. The whole family is going to explode. Sing karaoke in the uncle's ward, the mourning hall at grandma's house, the funeral banquet at aunt's house, roast corpses, the spirit stone at niece's house, the drifting hearse of mom, dad jumping on the grave, dad eating bibimbap for you, grandpa singing ancestral songs and sweeping the graves, brother filming the ancestral hall, sister raising pigs, daughter-in-law raising brains, funeral banquet, sister's funeral, brother boiling bone marrow soup, aunt's coffin blooming, I opened your mom's coffin board and cheered for your mom hanging on the tree. Hey, your mom exploded, used your mom's flattering words to explode your dad's face, and pretended to be doting to force your mom to explode. This is not meat, it is the essence of my mom and your mom's dirty water, do you understand? Dog basket, don't be polite if you don't have the ability. Is it easy for your mom to be a bitch? You told your mom that you almost fucked her to death last time, just because you are such a waste, pity her, I want to apply for an annual card, and your mom still has to praise you for your ability. Your mom forced you? Your mom exploded, my mom's semen sprayed everywhere, do you think it's fun for me to scold you?, I tell you, the day you were born, your mom sucked like your mom's squirt, in fact, your pussy is rare, bitch, stinky screwdriver, butterfly hole, your pussy has four petals, I will cut it open with your dad's cock, let your mom hurt, squirt fucking climax, I will stick my cock in, suck the blood out of your mom's pussy, let your mom always feel good, your mom's pussy will make your mom bigger and softer, fuck your fat ass you useless dog basket, keep dancing with me, are you fucking ticklish? I tell you, your mom's pussy is more ticklish than yours, your mom's four-legged cat has three eyes, I want to fuck your wife and think I fuck your mom better than her, I've never been satisfied, you said your mom inherited your dad's impotence, why don't you learn to be a eunuch from him, I cut off his cock, do I need to kick you twice, I just want to practice my leg skills, win glory for the national football team, you can also contribute to the people, let me kick you twice, huh? I will help you find the value of life, do you need it? You little bastard, you little bastard can't even curse, dog cage, I am your wild father, I want to fuck your mother, you are your mother, you are really a coward's son, have you forgotten what your father taught you?

            Capella is… like… peak goon material

              Capella copypasta from Re:Zero S3
              Bro, I can’t even explain it. Capella is… like… peak goon material. Yeah, I know she’s objectively horrifying, yeah, her personality is toxic but you can’t tell me there isn’t a certain energy there. I’m out here like a whole clown, willingly simping for a woman who shapeshifts into nightmares. This is some next-level Stockholm Syndrome. Like, yeah, I get it, I’m not right in the head, but look, her wings? Majestic. Her aura of literal terror? Lowkey attractive. Every time I think, ‘That’s it, I’m done with Capella,’ she goes and does something despicable, and boom—I’m back in goon mode. I know she’s bad news. I know it. But I’m already halfway down the rabbit hole, and I’m not about to stop now. Call it a personality flaw. Call it a curse. All I know is, Capella has got me locked up like the DMV on a Friday afternoon, and I’m out here willingly. Help. Send therapy.