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Indivila is evil and I love her.

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    Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.

Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.

Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.

Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.

Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.

    Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it.

      Bane's speech on being born in the dark and molded by it
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      Oh, you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me!
      Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

      My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support

        My PC is like a skinned man on life support copypasta
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        My desktop has the access panel and face panel removed. It somehow fixed a problem, so it stays that way. I've long since forgotten which cords do what, and I have a little plastic pig glued on top of the tower. Removing the pig is grounds for violence because it also somehow makes it work. I can't turn the computer off normally anymore, I have to power cycle it. It has long since stopped throwing error messages, which concerns me. It runs like a broken legged arthritic tortoise going uphill and I can't play anything newer that Attila Total War. I feel like a tech priest when it has a fit because it's like "beg it to work while tapping the case, if that fails, unplug it for 7 minutes, no more, no less, then plug it back in and wait."

My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support, desperately wishing for death, but always denied because his pain serves a greater purpose: porn

        For the love of all that is holy please add easings to your camera controls.

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          byu/_Rainn_ from discussion
          ingeometrydash

          Created by u/Coinvessel, its a comment meant to highlight the overuse of camera controls by level designers in Geometry Dash.

          For the love of all that is holy please add easings to your camera controls. You don't know how big of a difference selecting "ease in and out" for an easing makes for really anything. I also agree with u/AI_Rapee's comment where just adding camera controls and effects doesn't make it a 2.2 version. A 2.2 version would be a complete modernization of the gameplay, with new gamemodes, orbs, and other mechanics, and the camera controls and effects would be an afterthought. The main reason why people were afraid for 2.2 was because of how easily camera controls and effects could ruin a level, like this post for example. They should be used sparingly to only enhance the visuals of the level and never affect the playability of the level. If you really want to make a 2.2 version of bloodbath, I'd recommend starting from scratch and really focusing on making the gameplay as fun as possible

          My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior

            My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior
            byu/Ted_From_Chicago inclassicwow
            My wife keeps grouping with a dps warrior 

I'm leveling as prot. I want to play warrior how it should be played: tanking dungeons and smashing heads with my shield. I'm solo self found, so it's a bit tough & I've fallen behind a few levels. I enjoy being able to play with my wife's mage. I thought playing together would bring us closer.

She met a friend while leveling in higher level zones. He only plays DPS warrior. She keeps insisting he groups with us. I can hear her laughing at the stuff he whispers to her while we're dungeoning. He was able to level more quickly than me because he kept getting the best 2h weapon he could find and killing mobs. It's especially annoying because he constantly pulls mobs off of me. I tell him to wait for threat, but he says stuff like "the honeybadger pulls when he wants!" and just uses the rage from their attacks to do even more damage. He constantly talks about his Tesla and goes "Mind if I roll NEED" in a goblin voice whenever tank gear drops.

After we do dungeons together, my wife will often go in a private "DPS only" call with him to compare their meters. Sometimes she will stay in that call for an hour or more. She locks her door while she's in it. I baked cookies for us and tried to share them. She told me to just slide them under the door one by one. I felt pathetic doing it.

Does anyone have any tips on how I can catch up in leveling? I want to be high enough level to not worry about this stuff anymore.