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Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

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    Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.

Shut the f--k up.

I don't give a ripe s--t about how fast the customer wants their f--king cake. I'm the godd--n cake decorator here. if they don't like the speed at which I make their cake, then they can go home and make it them-f--king-selves if they're in such a f--king hurry.

Same goes for these obnoxious little s--ts who keep asking me for cakes, and not telling me what they want, and then docking points from me when I don't read their doughy little minds.

f--k them. f--k all of them to d---h. I hate you and I want to put you in a blender with a cup of hot tea.

    Elon will save us from the woke mind virus

      Elon against woke virus copypasta

      Apparently if you get banned on Twitter and use this copypasta as an appeal you would get unbanned. 

      I am a conservative activist and I was falsely mass reported by woke cancel leftists for [XYZ]. Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die. The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.
      Elon and us loyal fans will destroy woke. X is where woke goes to die.
The woke culture is a danger to our kids, but Elon will save us from the woke mind virus. We stand with Elon, especially against the woke hivemind.

      I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick

        I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭
        byu/ekjj_the_real inwordington
        I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to suck dick 😭

I told my mom I am gay and she said, " So you like sucking dicks now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a little. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am gay and I just like men and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to put a mans cock in his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):

        Suzuran wakes up at 7 o’clock every morning

          Suzuran wakes up Suzuran is our light copypasta

          AKA “Suzuran is our light” is from the operator records (Archive File 4) of Suzuran in Arknights. Its funny since the entire thing is written in one whole sentence. Two version of this copypasta exists where the difference lies in the description of her activities at noon.

          Current

          Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and she always treats every member of the medical staff with kindness and every day at noon she will nap for an hour and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures or sits in on a meeting, she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 PM every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light–

          Older version

          Suzuran wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning makes her bed brushes her teeth reads for 10 minutes from a poetry anthology and then heads to the medical department to learn how to use her Originium Arts to actively help other Infected children around her age to manage their emotions and around noon all the on-duty medics express their concern and stress the importance that she takes a half-hour nap and she readily complies because she is a good girl and after waking up she will drink a cup of hot chocolate with creme and if an operator ever gives her gifts she will always refuse politely with a gracious bow and if she ever meets a stranger she will simply bow her head while standing behind an operator and keep walking forward and during the afternoons after she attends one of Warfarin's lectures she will always stay behind to clean the room and turn off the lights and at night she basically always stays in her room and if she is tired of reading she will ask if she can help the logistics operators with some chores and of course even a little bit of praise will make her blush She goes to sleep before 10 P.M. every evening and occasionally plays with Popukar and Shamare so please remember that Miss Suzuran is our light—