Skip to content

Own a FPV drone for home defense

    Drone for home defense copypasta

    Its the Own a musket for home defense copypasta but changed to FPV drone.

    Own a FPV drone for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Walksnail Goggles X and Chimera 7.5". Chop a sizable hole through the first man, he writhes armless on the spot. Arm my Chris Rosser 5" freestyle frame for the second man, miss him entirely because it's a racing drone and my camera angle is too high for indoors and nail the neighbors dog. I have to resort to powering on my DJI Goggles 2 and launching my Mavic 3 Classic camera drone at the top of the stairs loaded with ND32 lens filters, "Tally ho lads" the mavic shreds two men in the stairway, the sound of their agonized screaming setting off car alarms. My 3S lipo is finally charged! I arm my toothpick and and S-turn the last terrified rapscallion at full throttle. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since carbon nylon prop wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    Mods are killing this sub

      Mods are killing this sub
      byu/TheTwinkieMaster ingreenday
      Mods are killing this sub

Excited for this to get taken down, because you take absolutely everything else down.

I’ve lost count of how many posts I’ve replied to, gone to check out later and see it’s been removed for some reason or another. Usually low effort/low quality, which is apparently just a blanket term for… just about anything.

Gently remove your heads from your asses and let people talk about their favourite bands. Just because you personally think it might not be the amazing high-brow academic discussion about a band who named their breakout album after shit, doesn’t mean it’s not creating conversation for someone out there. Some of us like engaging over the templates going round other subs. Some of us like a little low-effort every now and then. To quote the onion: not every movie has to be Schindler’s fucking List. Not every post has to be the fucking Mona Lisa.

Hang on, I’ll say the only two things you’re allowed to say on this sub to make sure you don’t delete my post: warning is underrated, one minute.

      syndereN should be hired to balance Dota2

        syndereN should be hired to balance Dota2 copypasta

        The copypasta came from a Reddit post glazing Danish Dota2 caster “syndereN” on his knowledge on balancing the game. The original post is much longer but had been shorten to fit into Twitch chat to be spammed as a joke. There’s also an unwritten rule of saying “nice try syndereN” whenever this meme shows up.

        syndereN should be hired to balance Dota2, or at least as a serious consultant. I think he is the person who is most consistently correct about how the game should be balanced. Obviously this is subjective, but he seems to me to have the best personal vision of how

        Original post

        syndereN should be hired to balance Dota2, or at least as a serious consultant

I think he is the person who is most consistently correct about how the game should be balanced. Obviously this is subjective, but he seems to me to have the best personal vision of how DotA should be updated and has a geniune interest in pro play, balance and analysis of the game.

Generally, he talks a lot about reducing "busy objectives" and slowing the economy down, as well as reducing the homogenous powercrept hero spells that we have seen in the past few years.

He also often says how DotA was best when there were less objectives since it opened the game up for way more strategies and prevented the "be at x spot at y time" that we also see everywhere. 7 minute Wisdom Rune, 20 minute Tormentor for example; they basically force players to go to a very specific point on the map at a certain time, Wisdom runes being the more drastic example of the two. Neutral items, bounties and river runes are also minor examples of this. Outposts used to be like this and were changed against it.

The games are much less predictable and more open ended without these objectives. In pro play, you will always see a hero forced to the Wisdom Rune spot at 7 minutes every game, same with Tormentor at 20.

syndereN, while he has played for a long time, is not against changes and new additions to the game. I think he just has the best personal vision for the future of Dota 2.

        Obligatory response

        Nice try syndereN

        Hired a clown to perform but its actually a clown date

          source
          Oh I can't believe it no one showed. Who's gonna eat all these oysters and drink all this champagne? I hate to see it go to waste. Why doncha join me clown? Feel free to take your big red nose off I keep it warm in here. You sure you don't want to take your big red nose off I could hang it on the rack. (What are you some kind of serious clown).... why don't you have some more booze clown? We'll revisit the big red nose after 2 bottles. I bet it will slide right off sexy easy. Give us a little peek of what's underneath. If its another nose I'm going to tickle your cheek with a rose and call you my little Russian nesting doll. If it's an ear or something instead I might need a few drinks myself. But I might still be into it as long as you keep the paint on.

          My wife has a cardboard cutout of Henry Cavill

            Henry Cavill copypasta
            source
            My wife has a cardboard cutout of Henry Cavill from one of the Superman movies propped up in the corner of our bedroom. She's hot glued a dildo to whereabouts his penis would be, and it's a hefty dong that certainly puts some stress on the cardboard, and every night before bed, she'll gag on Henry's hubby club until she's begging me to pull her off for her own good because for some reason she thinks that sucking this faux cock is not cheating, but if she where to stand up, bend over, and, ya know, let Henry slide in and make another box office smash, then that would be cheating. Luckily, I work out almost as much as the real Henry does, so I'm able to wrestler her strong mouth away from the cutout and get her into bed where she can calm down. The whole nightly ordeal goes on for about 30 or so minutes, but she sleeps like a baby afterwards, so I can't complain too much.

            The song 🗿 The beat 🗿 The creator 🗿 The creator 🗿

              The song 🗿

The beat 🗿

The creator 🗿

The creator 🗿

The instrumental 🗿

The software used to create this beat 🗿

The synthesizers 🗿

The drums 🗿

The bassline 🗿

The guitar riff 🗿

The background melodies 🗿

The sound effects 🗿

The sound engineers 🗿

The autotune 🗿

The studio where it was recorded 🗿

The recording booth 🗿

The microphone 🗿

The mixing board 🗿

The mastering process 🗿

The final touches 🗿

The speakers blasting the sound 🗿

The headphones 🗿

The earbuds 🗿

The phone playing the track 🗿

The Bluetooth connection 🗿

The AUX cord 🗿

The radio stations broadcasting it 🗿

The vibrations in the air 🗿

The sound waves 🗿

The subwoofer thumping 🗿

The car stereo booming 🗿

The car stereo booming 🗿

The vibrations in the walls 🗿

The windows rattling 🗿

The ones listening to it 🗿

The neurons firing in your brain as you vibe to it 🗿

The dopamine surge 🗿

The adrenaline rush 🗿

The goosebumps 🗿

The fans cheering 🗿

The viewers on YouTube 🗿

The thumbs up on the video 🗿

The comments left by fans 🗿

The pinned comment 🗿

The one who commented first 🗿

The guy who got ratio'd 🗿

The first person who heard it 🗿

The person who replayed it 50 times 🗿

The guy who added it to his playlist 🗿

The person who saved it offline 🗿

The one who recommended it to his friends 🗿

The one who shared it in a group chat 🗿

The people bobbing their heads 🗿

The guy lip-syncing 🗿

The DJs spinning this track 🗿

The party where this was the vibe 🗿

The house party shaking with the beat 🗿

The concert where it was played 🗿

The rave where the lights matched the music 🗿

The crowd jumping to the beat 🗿

The stage lights 🗿

The speakers on stage 🗿

The pyrotechnics on stage 🗿

The laser lights 🗿

The fog machine 🗿

The fireworks in the background 🗿

The mosh pit forming 🗿

The people getting hyped 🗿

The hands up in the air 🗿

The festival where this track was played 🗿

The afterparty 🗿

The Uber ride home blasting it 🗿

The person humming the melody 🗿

The muscle contractions making you dance 🗿

The people posting fire emojis 🗿

The GIF reactions 🗿

The comments section 🗿

The algorithms pushing this to the top 🗿

The YouTube trending page 🗿

The Spotify viral charts 🗿

The people sharing it on social media 🗿

The Instagram stories 🗿

The TikTok videos 🗿

The reels 🗿

The algorithms pushing it further 🗿

The fan-made remixes 🗿

The nightcore version 🗿

The slowed + reverb version 🗿

The 1-hour loop 🗿

The fans listening on repeat 🗿

The house shaking from the bass 🗿

The car subwoofer booming 🗿

The windows vibrating 🗿

The windows vibrating 🗿

The neighbors complaining 🗿

The people putting it on during a party 🗿

The road trips with this on repeat 🗿

The Spotify Wrapped featuring this track 🗿

The year-end list 🗿

The workout playlist 🗿

The gym bros blasting it during sets 🗿

The headphones on full blast 🗿

The Bluetooth speakers in the park 🗿

The person running to the beat 🗿

The joggers 🗿

The cyclists 🗿

The gym 🗿

The squat rack 🗿

The leg press 🗿

The dumbbells 🗿

The barbells 🗿

The kettlebells 🗿

The bench press 🗿

The incline bench 🗿

The rowing machine 🗿

The spin bike 🗿

The treadmills 🗿

The elliptical 🗿

The weights clanking 🗿

The gym bros grunting 🗿

The cardio section 🗿

The squat racks 🗿

The weight plates 🗿

The chalk for gripping 🗿

The protein shakes 🗿

The protein shakes 🗿

The jars of creatine 🗿

The jars of BCAAs 🗿

The pre-workout 🗿

The protein powder 🗿

The energy drinks 🗿

The guy hitting a PR 🗿

The high-fives after hitting a new personal record 🗿

The gym shoes 🗿

The wrist wraps 🗿

The lifting belts 🗿

The gym clothes 🗿

The sweatbands 🗿

The shaker bottles 🗿

The gym bags 🗿

The powerlifting chalk 🗿

The Bluetooth headphones 🗿

The earbuds falling out mid-set 🗿

The veins popping 🗿

The sweat-soaked shirt 🗿

The sweat dripping 🗿

The adrenaline kicking in 🗿

The guy doing extra reps 🗿

The steam room after a workout 🗿

The sauna 🗿

The cold showers 🗿

The post-workout soreness 🗿

The foam roller 🗿

The massage guns 🗿

The stretching mats 🗿

The mirrors reflecting those gains 🗿

The bodyweight exercises 🗿

The jump rope 🗿

The pull-up bar 🗿

The planks 🗿

The gym lockers 🗿

The water fountains 🗿

The vending machines 🗿

The pre-made meals 🗿

The high-protein snacks 🗿

The electrolytes 🗿

The calorie counters 🗿

The workout apps 🗿

The fitness challenges 🗿

The gym membership 🗿

The recovery drinks 🗿

The post-workout smoothies 🗿

The sports massages 🗿

The muscle fibers repairing 🗿

The anabolic window 🗿

The soreness after leg day 🗿

The PRs being broken 🗿

The progress photos 🗿

The gym selfies 🗿

The Instagram posts of gains 🗿

The comments on those posts 🗿

The likes on those posts 🗿

The shares 🗿

The stories reposting gym goals 🗿

The fitness influencers 🗿

The workout tutorials 🗿

The workout tutorials 🗿

The lifting PRs 🗿 

 The meal prep 🗿

The macros 🗿

The calories burned 🗿

The fitness challenges 🗿

The daily workout streak 🗿

The biceps flexing 🗿

The veins bulging 🗿

The protein-rich meals 🗿

The supplements 🗿

The people saying "one more set" 🗿

The squat depth 🗿

The motivational quotes 🗿

The workout music blasting in the background 🗿

The gym attire 🗿

The leggings 🗿

The sweat-wicking shirts 🗿

The tank tops 🗿

The sports bras 🗿

The lifting gloves 🗿

The resistance bands 🗿

The yoga mats 🗿

The end of the universe 🗿

The beginning of the next 🗿

The dark matter around it 🗿

The supermassive black hole 🗿

The expansion of space 🗿

The time dilation felt while vibing 🗿

The energy permeating everything 🗿

The strings of reality vibrating 🗿

The strings of reality vibrating 🗿

The particles dancing to the frequency 🗿

The quantum fields affected 🗿

The Big Bang itself 🗿

The gravity of the situation 🗿

The speed of light being surpassed 🗿

The wormholes opening 🗿

The alternate realities formed 🗿

The cosmic dance of galaxies 🗿

The infinite potential of existence 🗿

The birth of stars as this plays 🗿

The cosmic dust swirling 🗿

The nebulae glowing 🗿

The fusion reactions ignited by this song 🗿

The pulsars pulsing to the rhythm 🗿

The supernovas exploding in sync 🗿

The black holes warping space-time 🗿

The quasar beams slicing through galaxies 🗿

The entire universe humming with the beat 🗿

The cosmic radiation vibrating 🗿

The parallel realities merging 🗿

The time loops repeating this song 🗿

The multiverse syncing to this frequency 🗿

The fourth dimension bending around it 🗿

The fifth-dimensional beings nodding their heads 🗿

The strings of the universe vibrating with every note 🗿

The quantum entanglement happening between listeners 🗿

The gravitational waves caused by the bass 🗿

The energy of every atom responding 🗿

The dark energy accelerating its expansion 🗿

The curvature of space bending around the sound 🗿

The cosmic background radiation absorbing the melody 🗿

The dimensions beyond our understanding feeling this 🗿

The philosophers contemplating its meaning 🗿

The poets writing verses inspired by it 🗿

The artists painting to the sound of the beat 🗿

The dancers moving in perfect sync 🗿

The actors making cinematic masterpieces with this in the background 🗿

The screenwriters crafting epic scenes set to this song 🗿

The novelists writing entire sagas inspired by its rhythm 🗿

The architects designing buildings that pulse with its beat 🗿

The cities shaped by the energy of this track 🗿

The lights of the world flickering with its tempo 🗿

The oceans rising and falling with the flow 🗿

The tides pulled by the gravitational pull of this song 🗿

The winds across the world swirling in sync 🗿

The essence of life itself flowing through the melody 🗿

The fabric of reality stretching as the song pulses 🗿

The vibrations of the universe reaching their peak 🗿

The infinite possibilities unfolding with every beat 🗿

The ultimate truth of existence being revealed 🗿

The very meaning of life unraveling in the song 🗿

The purpose of everything aligning with the rhythm 🗿

The cosmos awakening to its true nature 🗿

The divine spark within all beings igniting 🗿

The universe itself ascending 🗿

The final realization that we are all one with the beat 🗿

me 🗿

you 🗿

ur girlfriend 🗿

ur dog 🗿

ohio sigmas 🗿

mr beast followers 🗿

gymrats 🗿

average phonk user 🗿

the FINAL BOSS 🗿

ur skills 🗿

the people 🗿

my N word homie 🗿

ur food 🗿

People who liked this comment 🗿