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Wuthering Waves disappointing 1st anniversary has led CN players to spam the ‘Charge ♿’ copypasta when criticisms were deleted.
Charge ♿ Charge ♿ Charge ♿CHARGE ♿ CHARGE ♿ CHARGE ♿ To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand Dr.House
Its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to House MD the TV show.
To be fair, you need to have a really high IQ to understand the genius in Dr.House. The humour is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of pathophysiology, most of the jokes go over the typical viewers head. There's also House's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Waiting for Godot, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dr.House truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in House's existencial catchphrase "It's never lupus," which itself is a cryptic reference to Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease, I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hugh lauries genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Dr.House tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the twink's eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. My friend has played Oblivion for 87 hours, is still level 4, refuses to fast travel, and thinks that’s completely normal
My friend has played Oblivion for 87 hours, is still level 4, refuses to fast travel, and thinks that’s completely normal
My friend played Oblivion and basically tried to 100% the game before starting the main quest.
He spent 12 real hours just in the tutorial dungeon because he wanted to test every weapon type and reach max Acrobatics by jumping everywhere before he saw sunlight.
He finally steps out into the open world, and I’m like, “So did you go to Weynon Priory yet?”
He goes: “What’s that?”
“You know, the place where you take the Amulet of Kings at the start?”
“Oh no, I’m not doing that yet. I’m still collecting Nirnroot. I need all 305.”
I ask him how far he is in the Fighters Guild and he hits me with: “Oh, I’m not starting any guild until I’ve completed every single city’s local quests and built my own alchemy lab in every player home.”
He also refuses to fast travel. Like at all. He’ll walk across Cyrodiil in real time, stopping to roleplay meals and sleep, and won’t enter any Ayleid ruins unless it’s “historically consistent” for his character’s background.
At one point, he told me he restarted the entire game because he accidentally used the wrong birthsign and it didn’t match his headcanon.
Oh, and he’s still level 4—but not because he skipped leveling. No, he’s sleeping in 1-hour increments to micro-control his attribute gains and avoid “inefficient stat growth.”
He once spent two full in-game weeks training Speechcraft with beggars just so he could “feel more confident” asking guards for directions.
I’m starting to think he’s going to actually become the Champion of Cyrodiil in real life before he finishes the damn game.
Am I wrong for losing my mind over this? Is it possible to play Oblivion… too right?Bubble Tea Day
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Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for PROFIT 💲💹💹🏧 but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU'RE MY COMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ Send 📨📧 to 5 comrades who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸❗️HEY BAE 💋🥰ITS MAY DAY 🥵🌸🛠️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 the return 🔄of FERTILE🪺🍆💦💦💦💦 spring🌸💐🌻🪷🪻 and look 👀ahead ➡️to the HOT 🥵🔥🔥🔥WET 😫💦💦💦SUMMER 😎☀️🍉👙🕶️🧴🧴💦but more importantly ‼️today 🗓️we celebrate🎉🥳👏🏼 WERKERS 💋🥵🛠️👏🏼👏🏼may day💋 is a WERKers 💕✨🥵holiday 🎉🎉we celebrate 🥳🥳those DIRTY COMMIES 😫🥵🔥🫦🔥🛠️who fought🤺🤺 for labor rights 💕🥳🔥🔥🔥and gave us 🤲🏼 8️⃣-hour WERK 💋💦days 🔥👏🏼so we don’t 🙂↔️🙂↔️have to CLOCK 🕰️ in at the BOOTS 👢💃🏻🔥🔥factory 💋😫 ALL SLAY LONG 🥵🫦🎉🎉💋💋💦💦✨✨‼️‼️and have no energy 😴😪😪to gag 💄💋🍆💦at the end 🎬so today 🗓️make sure 🙂↕️to SCROLL ON UR PHONE 📲📳🙂↕️✨✨💕💕HALFASS A TASK 🙂↕️🥳💃🏻🫦💦💦and SHIT ON COMPANY TIME🙂↕️💩🚽‼️‼️‼️ HAPPY BAE DAY MAY DAY🔥🔥💋💋💕💕‼️‼️🫦🫦✨✨✨🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵TWERKERS 👨💻👷of the world 🌍escape from your BONDAGE ⛓️🪢Today 📅📅📅 is MAY DAY 👷❗️❗️👷 Most people 👥👥 are forced to work 🔨📞💻 for BOSS DADDY who steals all the CUMMIES 💦 💲💹💹🏧 of their labor but I would work 🔨📞💻 for YOU 👦 👧 because YOU’RE MY CUMRADE 💪👬👭💂❗️❗️ TODAY is the day to JOIN your working clASS 🍑UNION 👭and fight for your right to the fruits 🍎 of your LABEWHORE 🔨. Send 📨📧 to 10 AnarcHO FEMENISTS 👯♀️who appreciate 😊👍 your LABOR 🔨🔧 or be EXPLOITED 💵💰🚨🚓 by the BOURGEOISIE 🚬🔫🔪💸💸💸 If you get 0️⃣ back you are a BOOT 👢 licking scab 🩹. If you get 5️⃣back you are a SEXY 🍆CUMMUNIST 🎅. If you get 🔟 back you are a BOMB BUSSY 💣 throwing ANARCHO-sHOcialist! ⚒️💣🍆🎊 🥳 Happy May Day‼️ 🥳 🎊 aka International 🌎 WERKers 💅 Day 📆! Let's recognize 🏆🏅🙏 the HARD 💎 working 💪 🛠️ 🔥 people who keep our CUMunities 🫂🤝 running 🏃♀️. The 🤢 🤮 bosses 🙅♂️👎 want to SCREW us 🥺😭 but we won't 🚫 let it CUNTinue.👿BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR 💵 💰 I MAKE A DIME 🪙 THAT'S WHY I JERK IT 🍆✊ ON COMPANY TIME ⌚‼️🔥So whether 🫵 you 🫵are a CUMmunist 😳 a sociaLICKS 👅an anarKISSED 😘 or just an unfulFILLEd 💦 worker 🛠️ let's fly that red flag 🚩🌹🏴 of freeDOM and tell 🗣️ 🎙️ the 🤮 boss 😡 to GO FUCK HIMSELF 🖕🖕‼️ Send 💌 📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥👏🫶 work 👷👥 besties 🥰👯 who are THIRSTY 💦🤤 for a STRIKE ✋ 🍑 and say 🗣️📢 it's time ⌛⏰⏱️ to ORGYnize!! 😏🥴🤝
🫡 SolidarTIDDY forever ✊HAPPY 😄😁 MAY 🐝📅 DAY 😩❤ you dirty filthy SLUTS!!!! Today 📆 is 👅😩 MAAAAAAAY POOOOLE day 🏻 aAaaahhhhh so ☠💯 let’s get 🍌 our ho 😘 ️jos some 👨 HOE-STICKS 😟 and dance around 🕥✈ the 🤔🌎 maypole until 🕛💦 we 👨🚟 POPP-L and PEE 🚰 on 👇 the 🏽 grass now 😡🕒 if 🏿 you 👈👆 be good 👍😇 little 👧😼 girls and ➕💰 boys 🏻 you can 😜💦 go pick some 💯 flowers 🌺🌺 to 💦🔧 give daddy 🍆🙈 tonight 😩😴 but 🙅 if 🅱👦 you ♂🙏 are a whorish SLUTTY 💦🍑 then 🔙 daddy will 👀🙈 beat 👊👊 YOURSELF 😏 until he bleeds 🤫on 💡💰 his 💦 tree 🍑 🌲 Send this to 10 other 🙌 slutty 💧 maidens if 👏 you get 5 back,you have 😒 rotten STINKING ass 🍑 pussy 🐱 and 🍇 will 😬 not find true 🍆🌈 love 😇 until death parts you 👈 from 👉💰 your ☝ shitty 💩💩 stank ass 🍑 pussy if 👏 if 👉 10 🔳 or 💁 more ➕ get 🙌 back? 😌 Then 🍆❓ your HOEJOS are 😂🏃 legendary! 💎💎 Get ♀😩 ready 😩😤 for 😏💥 some maypole action cause 😮 the ⬆👑 only thing ⛄👌 this 🎄♂ pole 😫😫 is 🙅 good 😂😌 for 😎 is fucking!! 👉 So we’re done like frfr? 😢 From cream pie to getting no reply 🫠 From swallow to unfollow 😔 From giving me head to leaving me on read 💔
So we're done like frfr? 😢 From cream pie to getting no reply 🫠 From swallow to unfollow 😔 From giving me head to leaving me on read 💔 How do you easily go from licking my balls to not taking my calls??? 😭😭😭 Extended cut
So we're done like frfr? 😢 From cream pie to getting no reply 🫠 From swallow to unfollow 😔 From giving me head to leaving me on read 💔 From licking my balls to not taking my calls? 😭 From hawk tuah to block tuah 🥀 From suckin my cock to giving me a block 😢 From up the ass to a hard pass 💔 From doin' dat spit to not giving a shit 😢 From making you moan to leaving me alone 🥀 I came, and eventually never knew my name.From doin' dat spit to not giving a shit From hawk tuah to block tuah 🥀From suckin my cock to giving me a blockfrom up the ass to a hard passMaking you moan to leaving me alone 🥀I came, and eventually never knew my name.