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It has come to our attention that you have, on multiple occasions and in public forums, expressed enjoyment—nay, admiration—for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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    To Whom It May Concern,

It has come to our attention that you have, on multiple occasions and in public forums, expressed enjoyment—nay, admiration—for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. This behavior is not only concerning but also in direct violation of the unspoken agreement among Star Wars fans that certain standards must be upheld.

By continuing to like this film, you are willfully disregarding plot coherence, character development, and basic cinematic decency. Accordingly, we are preparing to file a Class-Action Lawsuit on behalf of fans everywhere who suffered emotional damage from the return of Palpatine “somehow.”

You have 7 days to retract your statements, burn your Blu-ray copy, and issue a public apology for your crimes against film. Failure to comply may result in further legal action, including but not limited to being forced to watch The Holiday Special on loop.

Sincerely,
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    This is some of the most disrespectful shit I seen. We are literally heartbroken and you use it for impressions?

      OpTic Scump's "This is some of the most disrespectful shit"

      It came from OpTic Scump’s reply to a tweet by Minnesota RØKKR of their facecams after they lost with the caption “We are witnessing a breakdown #BrickByBrick”. The entire thing become a meme within the COD Competitive community and its often referenced every now and then.

      This is some of the most disrespectful shit I seen. We are literally heartbroken and you use it for impressions? Post the clutch, post your celebration, but kicking us like this? Your team was literally banking on us to get first seed last week. So unbelievably classless.

      God my sister is SO LOUD (Girlcum Tobias)

        "girlcum tobias"

        AKA girlcum tobias its a copypasta that started as a post on r/teenagers in 2020. 

        my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

        GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING (Brother version)

        GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING

I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!

        Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries…

          Its a copypasta spread by Trump supporters to justify the tariffs he’s imposed that caused the market crash.

          Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.

He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.

More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.

This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.
          Just a reminder that Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything. He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US. More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor. This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return. This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

          Different variation

          Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.

He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay the tariffs. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US by making it unprofitable for farmers to export, more supply in the states while demand remains static or near static for the same daily staples such as bacon, eggs, beef, pork, rice, beans, etc. the prices will drop - This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population - Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.

This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

          To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night

            To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night
            byu/uiuc_motherfuckr inUIUC

            Part of a series of college/university copypasta that started from Reddit.

            To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at Lion and she told me you were a sophomore studying plant biotechnology and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to Lion in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

Edit: Guys we’ve been texting and I got her recipe for sweet potato casserole. Made it for dinner today and TBH it’s even better than the sex

            Virginia Tech

            To the daughter of the woman I hooked up with last night 

I met her at TOTS Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to TOTS in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

            University of South Florida

            I met her at the Ivy Saturday night and she told me you were a sophomore studying neuro and she said you brought her out to have fun but then abandoned her to talk to “some redheaded beanpole.”

Was really uncool of you to leave your mom alone like that especially since she doesnt even drink. Dunno why you would take her to the Ivy in the first place. just wanted to let you know I took care of her and that she’s really sweet and you should be more grateful for her.

            Lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku’s body on me

              My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love.