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Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

    Edge.

Edge.

Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

Edge.

Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.

Edge.

When you are not performing your Edging, do they make you Goon? Edge.

Edge.

Rizz.

Rizz.

What's it like to hold the Gyat of someone you love? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma... Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you dream about being Rizzed?

Rizzed.

Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dun. Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you feel there is a part of you that feels Skibidi? Rizz.

Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

    Edge
edge.
have you ever been on an edging streak?
Edge
edge.
Do they keep you in a state of edging?
Edge
edge.
When you are not performing your edging, do they make you goon?
Edge
edge.

Rizz
rizz.
What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you like?
Rizz
rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel Sigma to Sigma?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you dream about being rizzed?
rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne.
Rizz
rizz.
Do you feel that there is a part of you that's skibidi?
Rizz
rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
    edge. edge. have you ever been on a edging streak? edge. edge. do they keep you in a state of edging? edge. edge. when your not preforming your edging do they make you goon? edge. edge. rizz. rizz. whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? rizz. rizz. do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? rizz. rizz. do you long for having your heart rizzed? rizz. rizz. do you dream about being rizzed? rizz. rizz. baby gronk rizzed up livvy dun. rizz. rizz. do you feel there is a part of you thats skibbidy. rizz. rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. why don't you say that 3x (skibiddy edge rizz)

    OJ Simpson

      IM DELETING YOU, OJ!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 OJs are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you OJ!💖 Send this to ten other 👪OJs👪 who give you 🧤glovies🧤 Or never get 😅acquitted😅 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no acquittal for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: the 🥊glove🥊won’t fit 😩💦 5 back: you're Robert Kardashian’s favorite 👨🏽‍💼👼💦 10+ back: OJ😛😛🏈🏈💦👅👅 
      Sup U ✊ hOe-J SimpSLUTS on 🙇‍♀️ this holy 🙏 day 🥰✨💕 he 👨 hath sucCUMbed 💦to the power 💪🏻💪🏻 of the PROSTATE 🍑 So all 💯 you 😀😊 SIMPs 😍 better ❗ gather round 🔁 and pay 💳 ur 😨 respects to this 🍆 HUNG 🐴 TROJAN STALLION And remember 🤔 to thank 🤗🤔 Johnny 👦😃 COCKran for 🎅 his 👋 great 😁 SERVICING 👅 of the legendary Bill 💵 May 🤷 you 👉🏻👈🏻 RIP 💥 king 👑💦 We 😺 will 🐼 honor Ur 😏😏 passing 💯 by 🔥😈 always 💯 GLOVING up 👤 our 🙂 great SCHLONGS🍆 
      Hey ‼️ YOU 🫵 ISOTONER 🧤 MOANers 🫦! HOE. J. SIMP 🥺👉👈 SLUTS 👄 has sucCUMbed 💦 to cancer ♋ in his prostATE 🍑. Time ⌛ RAN OUT on this running BACK 🔙 SHOT 🥃. GRAB ur footBALLS 🦶🍒 and celebrate 🎉🎊🎉 that the JUICE 🧃💦 is just a mem-WHORE-y 💭 now. May he REST ⚰️ IN PISS 🚽. One of the greatest 🏆 TROJANS ☔ and Bills 🧾, he took a STAB 🔪 at ACTING 🎭, reality tv 📺, robbery 🚨, and of course NICOLE 👼🏼 and RON 👼🏻. Remember to thank 🙏 Johnny COCK 🍆 ran for his WERK 🫨 making sure O.J. 🍊🧃 GOT OFF 🫦💦. He really said no GLOVE no LOVE 💓 and no GLOVES 🧤 no MURDER 🩸. SATAN 😈 is HARD 🍆🥒🌽 at work 💪💪 making HOE 🕳️ JAY PIMP 🕺 SON a place in HELL 🔥. So HOT ♨️🌡️ and SWEATY 🥵🥵. SPREAD 👐 those LEGS 💃💃 and CHEEKS 🍑 &&& send 📨 this to 3️⃣2️⃣ SKANKS 👁️👅👁️ you want to MURDER 💀 your PUSSY 😺. Get 5️⃣ to CUM 🙀 back and you'll have a MOAN 👄 day Night 🌃 Football 🏈 TONITE. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & u will have it own NAKED 🚫👖👗🚫 GUN 🔫 THREESUM 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩. Get 6️⃣9️⃣ back and your PUSSY will HERTZ 🚗🩹 from all ur CUMMIES 🫦👄💦💦💦💦. If u get 0️⃣ that's 2 ✌️ BAD SO SAD😥 bc u will be stuck PLAYING ☝️ with ur own golfclub 🏌️and HOLE ⛳ in a NONSTOP 🌀 BRONCO 🐎 instead of a TOURNAMENT 😮‍💨 of SEX 👉👌👉👌 in CHICAGO 🏙️. 
      BJ 🍆😉💦 SIMPson 🚺🛐🙏 is DEAD ☠️😵 at seventy SUCK 7️⃣6️⃣🥤after his battle with CUNTcer ♋️🤢⁉️ PIMPson 👙🫦 was a footBALLS 🍒 star ⭐️ 🤩 before he MURDERED 🔪🩸NICOLE’S PUSSY 👄💦💦 (allegedly 🤫) Now it’s HOT 💃❤️‍🔥🥵 and SWEATY💧😅 where he is 👹🔥 May he REST IN PISS 💦💦💦🪦💔 
      🔥Fire up🔥 those BroncHOES🐎🚗🚓 for one last ride you 🏈gridiron🏈 girlies💃🏾💃🏻, after years of edging😮😯😲, the cancer kept growing📈 and growing📈📈 inside his 🍑 and OJ SIMPson has 🫨🫨🫨sucCUMMED🤯💦💦💦💦. The man👨🏾 that 🚿showered🚿 that 🦬BuffaHOE Johnny 🐓COCKran🍆🍆 with millions of 💰Bill$💵💵 is finally 🥵GETTING LAID🥵 to rest. Lets 🫡honor🫡 this 👉🏻👌🏻U-SEX-C legend by strapping on your 🌯🌯Trojans🐴🍆 and get 🍆penetrated🍑💥🤯 for 2000 yards📏📏😳 and let that 🍹juice🍹 🏃🏾‍♂️run🏃🏾‍♂️ loose💧💦🌊 all over their back🍑field for 14 weeks. Send this to 3️⃣2️⃣ guys with the helmets🪖🍆😣 so big the glove 🙅🏾‍♂️won't❌ fit. If you get uh oh you fumbled!  You'll never get 🤕CTEaten🍑 out again. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you, he'll split the defense and 🎯🎯hit the hole 💥💥so hard it Hertz🏎️🏎️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll be🪢 tangled in a 3 way👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to die 🔪💀💀⚰️for with your ex-wife and best friend 
      O.J. Simpson 🌟, ex-NFL icon 🏈 and actor 🎥, has died ⚰💀🤯. Known for his sports prowess 🏆 and notorious trial ⚖️, his life was a public spectacle 📺🙎🏿‍♂️. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of fame😎, controversy😏, and debate 💬🤔.

      The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One.

        The meme started after a Youtuber ‘ChaosGaming” place Kino Der Toten as his best zombies map in COD history. Afterwards, his list got ridiculed by Call of Duty Zombies fans and even got reacted by another COD Youtuber ‘MrTLexify‘ on a livestream.

        The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One. To me… it’s as good as it gets. It was originally supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to finish it up, polish it up, and release it with Black Ops. Because it was good, really good. So many iconic weapons, the layout is the perfect blend of simple and complex, and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus… kino had some of the best music in any cod zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind over and over. Call me old school, but I think Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever released, and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored! 
        The best zombies map of all time: Kino der Toten, Black Ops 1.

To me, it's as good as it gets. It was pristinely supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to culminate it up, polish it up, and relinquish it with Black Ops, cause it was good. Authentically good. So many iconic weapons. Layout was an impeccable coalescence of simple and involute and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus, Kino had some of the best music in any COD Zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind perpetually. Call me old school, but I celebrate Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever relinquished and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored.

        SCHOOL MASTURBATION NOTICE

          This is an old classic copypasta that has been circulation around ~20 years in schools, colleges and universities as a joke. Its usually reposted under the title “Masturbation notice”.

          It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.

Please masturbate in your own homes.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
          Masturbation notice copypasta
          MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities

Thank you for your cooperation

          Device is proof to me that God doesn’t exist.

            dev1ce or also device

            Device is a professional CS2 player for Astralis and had many copypasta created about him during Astralis dominant CSGO era.

            Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? IGLing, Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into cs2, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

            CSGO version

            Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into csgo, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

            where were u wen astralis era return

            apolgy for bad english

where were u wen astralis era return

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"astralis era return"

"no"

            I honestly believe this movie deserves ZERO STARS – Leave the World Behind

              However I must say, I honestly believe this movie deserves ZERO STARS. Julia Robert's was the only believable character in this movie. That being said: Horrible movie. If I could leave zero stars I would. I would say the Obama’s should stick to politics but unfortunately I can’t say that either. Regardless, this review sums it up very well: Zero stars needs to be an option. One reviewer posted an excellent review of this movie, so I had to copy and paste. "If you care about using your time wisely, then avoid this film like the plague. But if you like watching terribly written media, then by all means grab a snack and relax. Because this film is the embodiment of utter garbage. The first, and to me, the greatest red flag is seeing the Obamas as executive producers. The movie just changed far too many times, giving you more questions than answers. Family on the beach, a supposed home invasion, planes crashing, a brat obsessed with Friends, hackers start the end of the world, animals migrate for no apparent reason, son is poisoned by radiation yet no one else is and not to mention the blatant racial themes etc. Just a heaping mess of a pile. None of the characters are developed and slowly turn against each other. Situations like these would bring you together, not force you apart. You’d come to hate a few others, such as the daughter who treats Friends like a god and the other daughter, Ruth, who not only has a spoiled attitude but she assumes things on everyone and also believes you should never trust white people. I wish I were joking. And I quote: "I'm asking for you to remember that if the world falls apart, trust should not be doled out easily to anyone, especially white people." This had no relevance to the film at all! If this statement was flipped around, watch how things would go. I guess her name “Ruth” is short for ruthless. Because she did not act nice to anyone, not even her own father at times. If they removed her from the script, it would have made this film somewhat better. But not enough to save it. But the fact this made it through production baffles me. Then again, remind yourself of who the executive producers were. As for the “terrorist” act itself, it just isn’t clear which nation is the main driving force of it all. First some Arabic country to then either Korea or China. No idea because this is never answered. Nor were a lot of things. Where was the military? The actual forces of the nation. Apparently they do not exist, so everyone has to fend for themselves. Granted we do live in a technological world, but planes wouldn’t be crashing nor boats intentionally grounding themselves if everything was hacked. Analog exists. Pilots can still operate a plane without working apparatus etc. I’d go on but other reviews capture the level of frustration this “movie” brings the table. It’s bad. At least the daughter got to watch the last episode of Friends, after running off with neither brains nor brawn. Ate a large supply of food and somehow, found a VHS tape that oh so conveniently had Friends. Leaving her family to die. I wonder what she’ll think after the episode is over. Probably happiness, not a care for her family, as a show takes more priority than the end of the world." If I could give this movie a rating less than one star I would. A bunch of clowns.