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US Military Strikes on Iran

🚀💣💦 BREAKING 🔥📡 NEWS 🗞️📢 The US MILITARY 👮‍♂️💪 has just launched 🏹✈️💥 THREE 💣💣💣 HOT 💋💦 military STRIKES 💥👊 on IRAN’s 🔫💥 nuclear 🍆💦💣 sites 😱💣💦 causing a EXPLOSION 💥🍑 of action 🍆👅 in the region! 🌍😈 They’re just trying to DEFUSE 🤭💣 those tensions 🤷‍♂️🤑 while getting their hands DIRTY 💦💧 on some serious BOMB 🎇💥 DICK! 🍆😜💦 Word is they’re gonna make it RAIN 💦💦💦 on that nuclear hoLE 🕳️🌀 like it’s a WATERFALL 🌊💦 of DESIRE! 🔥🔥🔥 So buckle UP 🍑🍌, 'cause we’re ready to ride 🤠🚀 this wild ALPHA MALE 💪⚔️ initiative any day, anytime 🌙💦, and let’s just say, all the ROGUE AMBASSADORS 🍈👅 are ready to take a dip 🌊👙 in that nuclear POOL of pleasure! 💦🔥💦 BOOM! 💣👀😏

WARNING‼️‼️‼️ THE US 👎🏼🇺🇸💸HAS ENTERED 🚪THE FRAY 🥊🥊BY DROPPING 😳THREE PAYLOADS 💣💣💣ON IRAN 🇮🇷BECAUSE WE 🇺🇸ARE LITTLE CUCKS 🍆🍆TO OUR PRECIOUS 💝UNSINKABLE 🌊 ☠️AIRCRAFT CARRIER ✈️IN THE MIDDLE EAST🤢🤢🤮 STAY BRAVE ✊STAY STRONG 💪🏼AND REMEMBER🤔💭💭 DRAFT DODGING IS A MORAL ACTION🥰🥰🇺🇸👎🏼👎🏼 ‼️ AS THE GREAT MLK JR 🕊️SAID: “A RIOT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE UNHEARD” BE LOUD💥📢📢‼️‼️ BE IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE🙉💥❌‼️ ‼️THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH‼️ ‼️THE ONLY WAY THROUGH IS TOGETHER‼️ A BETTER ❤️‍🩹👍🏼WORLD🌎 IS POSSIBLE‼️‼️🥵

Happy Juneteenth

🎉💃🏾🎊 HAPPY JUNETEENTH, DADDIES 🍑🎈🗓️! TIME TO CELEBRATE 🍾🍾 the FREEDOM 💥💥 that we fought 🍗🍆 for, but watch out 👀💦, here comes DADDY TRUMP 🍅🎩! He’s looking to REPEAL 🍑🔙 this DAY OF CELEBRATION 😩🥳🕴🏽0️⃣🍆🍑 and CANCEL THOSE REPARATIONS 💵💦! Like a SLUT dealing with "EDUCATION," he can’t find his way around a federal HOLIDAY 😩🗽! Let’s SPANK 🖐🏾 this moment to make 😛😛🦃👄👅😂 sure our VACANT COCKS 😏🍆 are filled with sweet JUSTICE 🍭💦, not DADDY’S REGRET 😤🤷🏾! If you don’t send this to 5️⃣ friends who LOVE FIGHTING 💪🏾🎉, you might end up with NO ASSETS 👀💔 and a CUMtastic week 😏💦! Let’s make sure we spread the FREEDOM and not 👅⏩😜💦😓 like old DADDY TRUMP 😩🍑! TIME TO GET WILD 🦄🎉🍾!

GRAND 🏛 RISING my👳🏿‍♀️Black Kings 🫅🏿Queens 👸🏿and 👏🏿ROYALTY 👑💍💎Happy ❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚On 🔛🔛 June 19 1865 Daddy 💯💦 Abraham 🙏🏻Lincoln 👨🏻‍🦳Emancipated SEXY😻 😈and 💪🏿STRONG💪🏿 Black People👸🏿🫅🏿 👥 from 🙀EVIL and BAD☠️ slave ⛓owners 🙇🏻🙇🏼‍♂️🎉celebrate 🎉🎊 this 👉🏿👊🏿❤️🖤💚JUNETEENTH ❤️🖤💚✊🏿By Taking Some Big 😍 Black ⬛🖤 COCK 🍆 or 💰 Worshipping 😇A Big 😩🍆 Juicy 😝🙆🏿Darkskin Booty 🍑 cuz 👏the 🫶🏿BLACKEr♥️🫐 the 👏🎊 Berry the 🍫SWEETER🎂 the JUICE 💦Send REPARATIONS🤑 via ✉️cash app 💵and zelle 💸and ⬆ Let 😂💂 free-DOM ring 🔔 🔔🗣🗣

LET'S ALL🙏THANK🙏OUR 🤠TEXAS🤠 DADDY 💦🍆 GORDON GRANGER FOR SPREADING THOSE 🦵LEGS AND THE GOOD WORD OF EMANCIPATION🆓️🆓️. YOU DONT FUCK👊 WITH TEXAS, BUT YOU DEFINITELY GET 👌👈FUCKED🍑🤞 IN IT. THEY CANT POWER A GRID, BUT THEY CAN FUCK YOUR MOM.🤤😩😩 CUMGRATULATIONS💦💦 TO ALL OUR BLACK DADDIES 🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏿‍♂️AND MOMMIES 💁🏿‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ON JUNETEENTH BEING OUR NEWEST 👮‍♂️FEDERAL👮‍♂️HOLIDAY. LET THEM BEND 🧎‍♀️YOU OVER 🧎‍♀️LIKE WE BENT OVER THE CONFEDERATES AND SHOOT THEIR MUSKETS🔫 INSIDE EVERY HOLE 🍩THEY WANT😩. 🎶SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT🎶, AND SUCK HARD SWEET HARRIOT (tubman)✊🏿. 

SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BEST BITCHES. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOUR LOVE 🖤🖤LIFE IS AS NONEXISTENT AS THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF 🇺🇲AMERICA🇺🇲. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL BE RUNNING A🚃TRAIN🚃 ON YOUR OWN UNDERGROUND🍑🚂RAILROAD🛤🍩💦. GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND THE FBI🤵🏻‍♂️🔫WILL UNMURDER🧟‍♂️ BIG DADDY MLK JUST SO HE CAN BE YOUR WINGMAN AND HELP YOU MAKE BLACK LABIAS🍑😋🍌MATTER

happy 😀 JUNETEENTH sluts 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼‍🦰💦🌽🦃🤭 and sex 💦💦 SLAVES 🔗🍆 this year 😍😜 DADDY 😍 JOE 👨‍🦳💕 federally re-CUM-gnized black 🖤 liber-TITTIES from 👉💋 their 🧏 big ⬆️🚴🏻↪️ bad 💦🔥 plantation owners so celebrate 🎊 by 👷 taking 👊 some 🥵 big 😍😳 FREE 💬 black 🖤 COCK 🍆🍆💦💦🙌 all 💯 day 💪🏻😤 and let 🙆😤 liberty 🗽 BALLS ⚾ ring 💍💎

🚨🚨🚨 HAPPY JUNETEENTH 🚨🚨🚨AMERICA REALLY SAID: “Y’ALL BEEN FREE SINCE 1863.” BUT FORGOT TO PULL UP IN TEXAS FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS 🐍📜✌🏽THAT’S LIKE “OH BTW Y’ALL FREE LOL” TWO YEARS TOO LATE — THAT’S LIKE SOMEONE TEXTING “U UP LOL?” IN 2027 📱💀WELL CALL ME 🍝 MACARONI 🍝 BECAUSE I’M CHEESY ABOUT FREEDOM 🇺🇸AMERICA – YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, AND IT AIN’T US 😡💢GET IT TOGETHER, QUICKLY ⏰👏🏿🖤🔥🇺🇸 HAPPY JUNETEENTH 🖤🔥🇺🇸TO ALL THE KINGS 👑 QUEENS 👑 AND ROYALTIES 🏳️‍🌈 WHO STAY FINE, FREE, AND UNBOTHERED.🗣️YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO THE COOKOUT 🍽️🍖🗣️BUT WE DON’T WANNA SEE NO DRY MAC & CHEESE NO UNSALTED POTATO SALAD AND IF I SEE 🍇RAISINS 🍇IN ANYTHING — IT’S ON SIGHT 😡 NOT THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸❌NOT COLUMBUS DAY 🏴‍☠️❌NOT “I DON’T SEE COLOR” DAY 👀❌IT’S HAPPY JUNETEENTH! ✊🏾ACT UP ACCORDINGLY 🗣️🎉🏆RECLAIM. ⏰RESTORE. 😴 INVEST.

Pokegenie changed my life.

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Pokegenie changed my life.

I used to be a sad beta Trainer, barely pushing Level 25. Not a legendary Pokémon to my name and getting laughed out of Little Cups. My own girlfriend wouldn't even lucky trade with me. I got on Pokegenie, and now I'm a Chad level 42, pushing my way to 50. I have more legendaries than I know what to do with. Now she's begging me to trade with her and her friends at the same time. I even trade with my coworker and the girl who works at Starbucks.

PESAN CINTA UNTUK KISAKI RYUUGE ❤️❤️❤️

From Steam Discussions, its an unhinged love letter to Kisaki from Blue Archive written in Indo.

KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 KISAKI 😍😍😍 AYO KITA MENIKAH KISAKI-KUSAYANG 🥰🥰🥰.
AKU AKAN MENCARI BUAH AMBROSIA UNTUK KITA BERDUA SUPAYA KITA HIDUP ABADI❤️❤️❤️, LALU SETELAH ITU AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SESAMUDERA HINDIA🥰🥰🥰, KEMUDIAN ANAK KITA AKAN BERLIMPAH SEJUMLAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI PLANET BUMI. KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET KISAKI SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, DAN KITA SERTA SEBAGIAN ANAK KITA AKAN PINDAH KE SANA, MENJADI PENGHUNI PLANET KISAKI💖💖💖.
KEMUDIAN AKU AKAN MENABUR BENIH LAGI DI DALAMMU HINGGA VOLUMENYA MENCAPAI SEGUNUNG OLYMPUS MONS, KEMUDIAN AKAN LAHIR BERLIMPAH ANAK BARU KITA SEJUMLAH POPULASI ANAK KITA YANG IKUT PINDAH KE KISAKI, KEMUDIAN SETELAH POPULASI MANUSIA DI KISAKI TERLALU BANYAK, AKU AKAN MEN-TERRAFORM PLANET JUPITER SUPAYA LAYAK HUNI, KEMUDIAN AKAN MENABUR BENIH DALAMMU LAGI❤️❤️❤️, MELAHIRKAN MILYARAN ANAK LAGI, PINDAH KE PLANET YANG SUDAH DIBUAT LAYAK HUNI, DAN PROSES ITU TERUS DIULANG HINGGA KETURUNAN KITA MENGHUNI SELURUH PLANET DI GALAKSI BIMA SAKTI DAN KITA AKAN MENGUASAI GALAKSI ITU, KEMUDIAN MENYATAKAN PERANG DENGAN MAKHLUK DARI GALAKSI LAIN, MENGALAHKAN MEREKA💪💗, DAN MENGAMBIL ALIH GALAKSI MEREKA UNTUK MEMPERLUAS WILAYAH KITA SAMPAI KITA BERDUA MENGUASAI ALAM SEMESTA🧑‍❤️‍👩🧑‍❤️‍👩.SUDAH SAATNYA BAGI KETURUNANKU DAN KISAKI UNTUK MENEMPATI SELURUH BAGIAN ALAM SEMESTA🥰😍🥰😍💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️

The origin is from the opening of “Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure” by Jerma985 on Youtube. Its a story about 3 rat thieves and their attempt to steal a treasure chest containing priceless Mayan treasure.

RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS WE PRAY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT WE ARE THE RATS

I'M DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULEZ

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Tribbie.

Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Tribbie from Honkai Star Rail.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Tribbie. I try to play Feixiao. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play Break. My Tribbie deals more damage. I try to play DoT, Tribbie deals more damage. I want to play The Herta. Her best team has Tribbie. I want to play Castorice, Mydei. They both want Tribbie.

She grabs me by the throat. I funnel energy for her. I give her DDD. She isn't satisfied. I pull for her signature. "I don't need this much Crit DMG" She tells me. "Give me more energy." She grabs The Herta and forces her to throw herself onto enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with E1."

I can't pull E1, I don't have enough jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Trinnon. She says "Trinnon, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, full uptime vulnerability and res pen. What a cruel world.

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