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My name is Itadori Yuji. I’m 15 years old.

    Its a parody of the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta but changed to Yuji from Jujutsu Kaisen.

    My name is Itadori Yuji. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sendai, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an sorcerer for the Jujutsu High, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. 

    I was born and raised in Sendai.

      I was born and raised in Sendai. This park is where I thought I almost died. I tried to rinse my slime in a sink but it went down the drain. I like flowers. Let's fish some crayfish. This department store has a movie theater. I catch grasshoppers. Horses are awesome. I bought ice cream with my allowance. Let's play some archery. I loved drinking sweet milk tea after shoveling snow. I used to think Santa was real. 

      After a few months after we met I developed a crush on you since your voice, energy, and personality had a really unique combination.

        After a few months after we met I developed a crush on you since your voice, energy, and personality had a really unique combination. Nothing super crazy but I had a special appreciation for it and was always intrigued by you since we were so close in the good ole overwatch days. And then a couple more years later we matured, started beginning our lives, and I still held a deep respect and appreciation for you since I didn’t wanna make things weird or disturb the positive energy that we had in our energy, but I started liking you a little more since you matched my maturity and became more casual of a person and I started masturbating to you frequently to the point where my balls expanded to cumming 8-10 times a night a night and my dick got bigger over time. Really insane and not something i’d say to someone but i figured i’d wait to tell you sometime after you were single, something about you is emotionally enamoring 

        I’m sick of Soukaku.

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Soukaku from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Soukaku. I try to play Soldier 11. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Lucy. My Soukaku deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Soukaku deals more damage. I want to play Lycaon. His best team has Soukaku. I want to play Ellen, Miyabi - they both want Soukaku. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Bashful demon. She isn't satisfied. I pull Weeping cradle. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lycaon and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to chain me more. I can deal more damage with Shatter." I can't pull for Deep sea visitor, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs the bashful demon and uses it to flatten my face. There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, ice anomaly application. What a cruel world. 

          Imane Khelif

            A summary of the controversy regarding the boxer Imane Khelif being trans and competing in the women boxing category in the Olympics. Credits to u/RampantNRoaring for writing this and making it a copypasta to inform others.

            The short(ish) version is that she's a cis woman who been competing for years against other women, and there was no issue, including at the 2020 Olympics. Never any question of her gender or testosterone levels, no articles, no headlines, no commentary from her opponents, nothing. She doesn't even have a particularly stellar record, though she's been improving in recent years.
            
            She was even tested at the 2022 World Championships and they didn't find any problems. She took the silver medal without incident.
            
            Up until the 2023 World Championships - when she beat a Russian boxer.
            
            Quick backstory on the IBA, the boxing organization that tested her and oversees the Boxing World Championships: it's been in contention with the IOC for years for issues of corruption and concerns over refereeing and judging, but things have gotten worse over the past few years. The IOC was concerned about the IBA's complete financial dependence on their sponsor: Russian-owned Gazprom. The IBA also elected a corrupt Russian president in 2020, and in 2022 they (wrongly) declared his re-election opponent ineligible, so he won an uncontested re-election. Multiple countries including the US and UK boycotted the 2023 World Championships because the IBA suspended Ukraine and un-suspended Russia and Belarus in 2022, against IOC guidelines. All of this ultimately resulted in the IOC severing ties with the IBA, which hasn't happened with any sport in decades. They fucked up so bad that the IOC may drop boxing altogether; another organization has risen up and is attempting to replace the IBA in order to save boxing at the Olympics.
            
            Anyway. Imane Khelif competes in the World Championships in 2022, undergoes testing, no eligibility issues, takes the silver medal. She competes in 2023, no eligibility issues. Gets to the Round of 16, beats a Russian boxer...suddenly, she gets tested again and based on the results of that test AND her test from 2022, they declared her ineligible.
            
            The IBA never said what kind of test it was, just that it wasn't a testosterone test, nor did they explain the results, citing privacy. In an interview with Russian state-owned media, the Russian president of the IBA said that they did a DNA test and found that Khelif had XY chromosomes, but again...look at the source, the audience, the track record of corruption, the timing...
            
            Plus, they did this test in 2022 and didn't have any issue with the results? They used the 2022 test as part of their basis for disqualifying her - even though they allowed her to compete in 2023, up until she beat a Russian athlete.
            
            So there's no evidence that she has higher testosterone. She competed in the 2020 Olympics without incident, even when other female athletes with high testosterone were withdrawn. And the IBA didn't administer a testosterone test.
            
            There's also no other information, testing, questions, or anything that she has talked about that would allude to any sort of chromosomal or hormonal difference. She identifies as a woman and always has.
            
            People are diagnosing her with all kinds of conditions but there’s actually no evidence for any of it aside from one vague test that an extremely corrupt organization associated with Russia subjected her to when she beat a Russian athlete, the results of which were only discussed by the Russian president of the corrupt organization when he talked to Russian media. 

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