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I can’t take it anymore. I’ll never stop loving kirara.

    I can't take it anymore. I'll never stop loving kirara. I try to play dehya. My kirara meows more. I try to play diona. My kirara meows more. I try to play lynette. My kirara meows more. I want to play yae. Her favourite youkai is kirara. I want to play chiori, navia. They both want kirara.
    She gets in her box. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her fav sword. She’s satisfied. "You just need to jump around with me. I can deal damage just by moving." She goes on field and throws herself at enemies.
    I want to pull key for her. "My shield is already strong enough." She tells me. “Spend your money on more important things.” I swipe for the komaniya express. She arrives instantly. “Express delivery!” she annyounces. There is no hint of malice in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd meow application. What a whimsical world. 

    I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing

      Alright here you JOKERS! Listen to me, the big man. That's right, me. I am a big man, and I had enough, enough I SAY !!!!! HOW FRIGGEN DARRRE YOU..... I SAY HOW FRIGGGEN DARE U RELEASE multiclassing and not even add all this stuff first - I have my own list of stuff i deem more important then you. SO DO IT. I HAD ENOUGH. I CANT EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM OVERWHELH WITH FEELINGS feeeling i dont understand. AND NOW U . DARE... DARE ADD MULTICLAzzING. U KNOW i cant farm for 90 hours a week with my 80 hour job and my damn wife and her stupid kid. HOW DARE U RUIN the one thing i lvoe in the world which is standard pre-setclasses I AM GRINDING my teeeth I bite my thumb at thee sir. HOW DARE YOU ANd u didnt even release DRUID or the GUILD MASTER WOW im going on reddit on now. BEHOLD THE TERROR OF MY CRYING ARMY. WE are the devs not u . we are the ones who cry. not you. WE ARE THE ONES IN THE DUNGEON. and we hate things that are new. So don't bother being dev anymore just ship it already. IM the new dev in town, hand over the trello page now so i can edit a proper roadmap for ur entire company its so easy for me and all these other criers to make games bro. Like u just bought unity asets. LISTEN now, or I will make more own game with my own non dynmaic structure. ME and my 4 friends are going to play Greed Is Good tonight and ur gonna say where are thoes guys. and guess what... 

      Boy oh boy, where do I even begin, but in Russian

        Its the Russian version of the ‘Boy oh boy LeBron, where do I even start?‘ meme that started from Tiktok.

        Боже, о боже, с чего бы мне начать?
        
        Леброн... дорогой, мой мишка-мишка. Я полюбил тебя с тех пор, как впервые увидел тебя. То, как вы въезжаете в краску и вселяете страх в глаза врагов. Твое шелковистое прикосновение к краю и великолепный бросок в прыжке. Я бы сделал для тебя все что угодно. Мне бы хотелось остановить время, чтобы мне никогда не пришлось смотреть, как ты уходишь на пенсию. У тебя было тяжелое детство, но ты никогда не терял надежду. Ты даже за пределами площадки потрясающий, ты отличный муж и отец, иногда я даже называю тебя папой. Я вечно боюсь и плачу, думая о том дне, когда ты однажды уйдешь на пенсию. Я бы пожертвовал своей жизнью, если бы это было единственное, что могло вызвать улыбку на твоем прекрасном лице. Вы подарили мне столько радости и горя за эти годы. Я помню, когда ты впервые покинул Кливленд, и мое сердце словно разбилось на миллион кусочков. Но слеза все равно потекла из моего правого глаза, когда я увидел, как ты выиграл свой первый перстень в Майами, потому что в глубине души мой славный король заслужил это. Я просто хотел, чтобы ты вернулся домой. Потом, увы, ты это сделал, мой милый малыш пришел домой, и я обрадовалась. 2015 год был для нас трудным, детка, но в 2016 году ты сотворила историю. Ты вернулся со счетом 3-1, и я не мог в это поверить. Я плакала, даже рыдала, и услышала, как мой славный король воскликнул такие слова:
        
        «КЛИВЛЕНД, ЭТО ДЛЯ ВАС!» Ты не только навсегда изменил игру в баскетбол и мир, но и навсегда изменил мой мир. И вот ты постарел, но все еще козел, мой козел. Я люблю тебя, медвежонок, мой славный король, Леброн Джеймс.

        until I’m swollen, until l’m crying, until I cant walk, until I’m numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red

          until I'm swollen, until l'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until l'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs he can top me
          until hes swollen, until hes crying, until he cant walk, until hes numb, until his throat hurts, until his cheeks are red, until the neighbours know my name, until his legs are useless, until his eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until his whole body shakes, until his bones disconnect, until he passes out, until all his holes are filled, until he cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until he remembers the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches his stomach, until im grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until im out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until he trembling underneath, until he sees stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until he can't think anymore. until he forgets how to talk

          Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology

            Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus 
            Hello! I am Albanian computer virus. due to poor technology in my come country, I am not able to hack your computer. If you would be so kind to delete one of your important files. Thank you for your cooperation! 

            The game genuinely changed my life for the worse

              This game genuinely changed my life for the worse. The moment i opened this game my mother was hit by a truck tire flying at 200km/h after a brutal accident. After she died, it turned out that she misspelled my name in the will and everything she left me was sent to a random person. After that, I sat down and tried to play the game, but my chair broke and i fell onto the floor. In anger, i threw my broken chair at a wall, which made my entire house collapse. Because my house collapsed, all my possessions were buried under the rubble and the only thing that remained was my PC setup. I tried to calm down by playing some Dark Souls III, but my steam library glitched and now the only game I can play is Skibidi Backrooms. While I was playing, I got a phone call saying that I had been convicted for murder and was going to prison for life, because when I collapsed my house, the shock wave caused my neighbours cooking oil to tip onto his turned on gas stove, which blew him up immediately. When I got to prison, they said I was being sentenced to death, and asked for my last meal. I wanted a Big Mac no pickles, but McDonalds got the order wrong and gave me a cold McChicken with extra pickles. Don't trust the price tag on this game, it seems cheap but the cost is really much higher than the actual price tag. This game has ruined my life.
              
              7/10