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I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Furina.

    Its a parody of the I’m sick of Xianling copypasta that started from Twitter and became an iconic meme.

    I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Furina. I try to use Lyney’s Passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Neuvillette’s passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Cyno, Xiao, they both want Furina. I fish for her, I give her the Pipe. “These scraps are unbecoming of me, give me Festering Desire.” I don’t have Festering Desire, I missed the event. I try to pull Splendour of Tranquil Waters, I get the Donut. I can’t pull anymore. She takes my card, it declines. “I guess this is the end.” She summons Mademoiselle Crabeletta. “Mademoiselle Crabeletta, pinch his balls.” There is no hint of pity in her eyes, nothing but pure, unrivaled DMG%. What a cruel world.

    It’s funny how people outside Canada are like oh let’s check out the Drake album

      Started from Twitter, its an inside joke within Hip-hop where people like to diss Drake on how he likes to paint himself as some sort of underworld boss from where he’s from. 

      It’s funny how people outside Canada are like oh let’s check out the Drake album, pretty good, love the memes etc, when we will never know how many people he’s killed, how many lives he’s destroyed with his iron grip on Toronto’s underworld, how many people he’s silenced.
      People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic, goon employing thug, that Tupac and Biggie were thought to be. If the ominous drill beat didn't spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, "He running around like he pac", that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that look like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There's so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This ninja Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we're looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

      Whilst I commend your ability to kill Vorkath, posting on Reddit about your account doesn’t grant it any legitimacy

        Its an Old School RuneScape (OSRS) copypasta that originated from a response by Jagex Moderator (Jmod) on Reddit. The Jmod was responding to a bait post of the stats of an obvious botting account.

        It became an instant meme because it showed the extent of bot problem and how OP had took every step to reporting the problem and had to resort to making a “flex” bait post on Reddit just to get that particular bot banned.

        Whilst I commend your ability to kill Vorkath, posting on Reddit about your account doesn't grant it any legitimacy from selling your spoils to the Black Market (that goes for the 481m you sold today, too).
        Whilst I commend your ability to take action, I must admit that this is the account I sent a tip on October 5th to Jagex's tipoff email, further inquired about said email on twitter around a week ago and now posted the exact same thing on reddit. It isn't really my account.

Your turn.

        卧擦，这种人严重违反直播规范啊

          这种人严重违反直播规范

          Originated from a response by Hu Chenfeng (popular Chinese content creator) after a viewer asked him on livestream if he thinks Xi Jinping is a dictator. His response of denouncing the person by repeatedly exclaiming that the question was a serious violation of streaming guidelines and that the person must be insane has became a copypasta.

          卧擦，这种人严重违反直播规范啊，这种人严重违反直播规范，我第一时间给他挂掉，这种人疯了吧这种人，这种人是不是疯了？我的天哪这种人太可怕了这种人。这种人肯定有人找他的，这种人肯定有人去找他，有人找他。这种人疯掉了这种人，你怎么能违反直播规范你呢？我的天哪，我第一时间给他挂掉了啊
          😦卧擦😨这种人严重违反直播规范啊😡这种人严重违反直播规范😠我第一时间给他挂掉😤这种人疯了吧这种人😅这种人是不是疯了🤨我的天哪这种人太可怕了这种人😱这种人肯定有人找他的😓这种人肯定有人去找他🤭有人找他🤗这种人疯掉了这种人🙄你怎么能违反直播规范你呢🤬我的天哪😶我第一时间给他挂掉了啊😋

          English version

          Damn, this kind of person seriously violated the live broadcast regulations. This kind of person seriously violated the live broadcast regulations. I hung up on him immediately. Is this kind of person crazy? This kind of person, is this kind of person crazy? Oh my God, this kind of person is terrible. This kind of person must have someone looking for him. This kind of person must have someone looking for him. This kind of person is crazy. How can you violate the live broadcast regulations? Oh my God, I hung up on him immediately.

          I SUMMON POT OF GREED

            The meme came from a clip of Yu-Gi-Oh VR where a player is continuously summoning Pot of Greed to draw 3 more additional cards while his opponent is arguing that it isn’t allowed. Transcript of the iconic video has became copypasta of its own.

            I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK 
            POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
            AND THEN I PLAY MONSTER REBORN TO SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK.

that's not what it doe--- YES IT IS.
            I summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck!

That's not what it does!

Roll my dice.... That is what it does, Pot of greed.... Draw three- I summon pot of greed to draw three additional cards from my deck!
            MY TURN! You never saw this coming! I summon POT OF GREED!
            You never saw this coming I SUMMON POT OF GREED
            YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING! I PLAY POT OF GREED!
            Roll my dice

I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS 
            ROLL MY DICE 
            IT DOES WHAT IT DO
            THAT'S WHAT IT DO, YUGI! 
            MY TURN! I summon dark magic-magician!

            Total shota destruction.

              Started from 4chan anime board, ‘Total shota destruction’ is a parody of the TND copypasta.

              Fuck shotas. Milk shotas. Lure shotas into taking the first move. Trick shotas into touching your exposed body while you're pretending to sleep. Steal shotas' virginities. Envelop shotas into your flesh. Post-orgasm torture shotas into unconsciousness. Get impregnated by shotas. Get impregnated by shotas again. Overwhelm shotas with the realities of sex and fatherhood. Mindbreak shotas. Dress shotas with maid uniforms, animal ears and tails. Morally degenerate shotas into being a slave to your flesh. Fuck shotas non-stop through the night. Have shotas use you for relief even when you are sleeping. Groom shotas into being your fucktoy and obedient femboy husband well into adulthood. Give birth to the shota's children. Groom them as you did to your shota. Have the shota's children impregnate you. Repeat the cycle forever. Total shota destruction.