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I messaged a whole bunch of minors, do you know what a minor is?

    Shungite copypasta but minors

    Parody of the Shungite copypasta by Dr DisRespect but changed to minors on account of rumors of him sexting minors resulting in his infamous Twitch ban. 

    Anyways, um... I messaged a whole bunch of minors, do you know what a minor is? Anybody know what a minor is? No, not miners, I think they work in an underground mine. I'm talkin' minors. Anyways, it's a under 18 year-old like, child that you can cheat on your wife with and unwanted partners that may be traveling in the air. So that's my story, I groomed a whole bunch of them, took them around the la casa. Little children, stuff like that.

    FINAL FANTASY XIV

      Final Fantasy 14 ad script
      Original Tweet

      Dawntrail maintenance period 

      I will play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaim

      Post FF14 Dawntrail expansion 

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      Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV which has an expanded free trial that you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning HEAVENSWARD and STORMBLOOD expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime? Now available on XBOX series X & S! Sign up and enjoy Eorzea today!
      Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime
      Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?

You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲

      Original version

      Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime
      Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
      critically acclaimed MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV that has a free trial up to level 60 including the Heavensward expansion.
      Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?

You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲

      Yashwatthama “yay” Yadav

        Part of a series of copypasta featuring a pro Valorant players with fictional biography of ridiculous background from Asia.

        Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for NV, an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana.

        QcK = Qiangjiang Cultivation Kingdom

          Gabriel “QcK” Lima is a Brazilian pro Valorant player who is playing for LOUD.

          Qiangjiang Cultivation Kingdom (qck) is a Chinese agricultural collective located in the south-central Hubei Province. QCK is known for its extreme success in cultivating frost peas XL (FPX) and the pride of the Chinese agricultural industry, Elegant Dragon gourds (EDG), particularly in the early growing season. Unfortunately, qck's previous success was stunted by two consecutive waves of plant diseases. Its third crop was decimated by a bout of stunted enation necrosis (SEN), while its fourth crop was infected by Powdery Rust Xanthomas (PRX).

Investors are concerned about qck's long-term financial viability and its ability to recoup the loss of the region's previous star crop, Aspasragus.
          Qiangjiang Cultivation Kingdom (qck) is a Chinese agricultural collective located in the south-central Hubei Province. QCK is known for its extreme success in cultivating frost peas XL (FPX) and the pride of the Chinese agricultural industry, Elegant Dragon gourds (EDG), particularly in the early growing season. Unfortunately, qck's previous success was stunted by two consecutive waves of plant diseases. Its third crop was decimated by a bout of stunted enation necrosis (SEN), while its fourth crop was infected by Powdery Rust Xanthomas (PRX). Such bad luck has only continued into the current harvest split.

The loss of the region's previous star crop, Aspasragus, has proven disastrous for qck and its larger shipping conglomerate, Liaoyang Overseas Urban Docking (LOUD). Shanghai investors have started withdrawing their support, reallocating it to other regional investment instruments, including Korean Retail Units (KRU).

          War Thunder – one look at that frame will turn any straight man gay and any gay man ace.

            From a deranged comment on r/Warthunder complaining about missile spam meta for the game.

            ... yeah no thanks, one look at that frame will turn any straight man gay and any gay man ace. Top tier gameplay will continue to deflate my weiner sufficiently enough that I can substitute it for wearing a cage, or as an alternative to Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

Miss me with your dogshite Gaijin, bring back WW2-cold war-focused updates if you want to play it safe & make us happy, give us some WWI-interwar action if you want to try something new & special (don't half-ass it), give us a much needed complete engine overhaul, finally fucking decompress BR's significantly and get some real balancing going! Just give us something- anything unique or innovative! Or you can get the fuck out. Because right now, you're trying to expand towards modern with game balancing and an engine that doesn't support it.

you're losing me as a loyal paying player with nearly 4000 hours. This shit isn't fun and I've already started playing other games over your drivel ass updates. Regain some god damn creative vision, make some outside swings, stop circling the toilet bowl you've placed yourself in.

I know you're doing financially well, but you're burning good will with your community and have been for years. It eventually catches up, and I think a lot of us are waiting and praying for some one to try it but better; to take a shot at the king.

I can't complain about 4k hours, truly I can't! And you've already gotten your fair share of cash from me, which is fine. But your existence as a live service game tells me that you want me to keep paying and playing. Not gonna happen if you keep this shit up.

So far I'm thinking you're more on the ball with Enlisted these days than you've been on War Thunder for at least two years now.

            Has fromsoft gone woke?

              From a Reddit comment shitposting on the fact that Fromsoft has gone woke with the release of Shadow of the Erdtree DLC for Elden Ring. 

              Let me preface this by saying that I am not, and I repeat, not bad at souls games. In fact, I've played this genre since before it was a genre. So I know how to play these games, and how much you normally struggle when playing new ones. Now, all that out if the way, i am going to come out and say it. This dlc is really, really bad.

The world design is amazing, sure, and the bosses are really cool. But I have a different problem, one that you can't just learn the attack timing of.

I hate the gay people in this dlc. I have always been extremely homophobic, and the souls series might have put a bit of gayness here and there, but it was never this pronounced. Has fromsoft gone woke?

They try to mask it with incest, but it's not the same as brother and sister playing around (which is fine, completely normal). Brothers playing around is wrong, because it is a sin. In a familial situation, some sexual tension is natural but never towards other men. Me and my sister took baths together until we were in our late teens, but if I did that with my dad, or if I had a brother and saw him naked, that would be immoral and wrong.

The fact that fromsoft is pushing this makes me extremely uncomfortable, and I need them to change it. It ruins the entire dlc and pits a bad taste in my mouth, a worse taste than that time my mom accidentally peed in my mouth. And let me tell you, that woman's piss stank something fierce. Thats how serious this is.

Please, think of my religion. I dont care if you are some chinese or korean developers or something, you should nautraly, instinctively know that God wouldn't want this, Jesus wouldn't want this, and I'm sure Saint Trump wouldn't want this. 🙏