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Bro, I played against chovy, shovy, whatever the fuck his name is

    Tyler1 Chovy copypasta

    Its from a clip of Tyler1 ranting on Chovy in NA SoloQueue. In the clip, Tyler criticized Chovy for caring so much about Creep Score that it negatively impacts his team. Its became meme because it was 100% true based on how Chovy plays in World Championship.

    Bro, I played against chovy, shovy, whatever the fuck his name is. Dude this guy is ill. So I beat him obviously I beat that fucking bastard. He is so easy to play against because... I play against him Sion mid. Dude, I think this guy has an illness. No,no,no he will not sack waves ever like to the point where he is negatively impacting his team. For instance, he could have won a teamfight. Would he have died yes but he would have got like a 4 man shurima shiffle, actually he would have. It would have been nuts. But if he did the play, he would have died, his team would have won, and he wouldn't be able to farm midlane. So he just didn't go to it or try it. I was like wtf. I would push a side wave and I was like wait a minute I bet he tps here and not miss the wave and he tps so I was like okay how about this so I slow pushed a 3 stack wave toplane, I had Oner on my team, and we dove him because we knew he would be there even though everybody else on my team -his team was fighting botside, Bro so easy oh my god

    Mom found the yaoi

      Mom found the yaoi
      
      *inhale* AHHH! ...ok. so... so, my mom told me to clean my room, right?:cry: and i was like "yeah yeah yeah yeah in a minute in a minute", and, *sniff* basically, i- i come back down and i find that my room's sparkly and clean, and... and i was like "omg thank you mom ilysm!:heart_eyes:" and then... um, like i have this like thing, *moves camera to show said thing* over, i have this thing here, where it opens up, and i've... *sniff* ...and it's where i would keep all of my yaoi!:pleading_face: and, as you can see...:cry: as you can see, it's empty now...! because... *exhale* because my mom went through it...:cry: and she got rid of all my yaoi! :frowning2: *sniff* but... but she didn't say anything about it!:pleading_face: so... *sobs* fuck... because,:pleading_face: *sob* and now i don't even know what i'm gonna do,:cold_sweat: because... i would read it to myself every night, and every single day when i got back from school... i- i would read it to myself, sometimes it was wholesome, sometimes it was toxic, depending on the mood i was in. :cry: and now i dont know what to do because...:pleading_face: 'cuz it's been part of my routine since like middle school!:sob: okay!??!?!?!? :sob: *sniff* *sob* and... and i don't wanna cry because i spent so long doing my eyeliner.:pleading_face: and:pleading_face: i don't know what to do because my yaoi was so expensive and even i had yuri in there too!:persevere: because, *sniff* because i like an even balance of things,:cry: *sniff* and... :pleading_face: *AOUGHOIUGHJHJIIGHOUUUGHHU* *sniff* and the yuri is gone too! and...:pleading_face: and now i dont know what to do because... *sniff* cuz i dont have...:pleading_face: any yaoi and i dont have any yuri and i have no money.:pleading_face: *sniff* because, it was so expensive:pleading_face: and i've been saving up for some months to buy all of it, cuz it was, cuz it is, it was completely filled to the BRIM. I HAD. A YAOI HAVEN... *heaven? i- i dont know my brain is MUSHED now!:confounded: and... **AAOIUGHHOOUUGHH. :frowning2: *sniff* and i've, this is... this is the most soul crushing experience that i've EVER gone through.:cry: and... and i don't know what to do:pleading_face: because... my yaoi, it was my everything, and how am i supposed to fujo out now?:cry: *sniff* and... *deeply distressed exhale* so. *sob* ...YAOI JESUS SAVE ME. yaoi jesus save me...:pleading_face: *sob* and i dont evenenoiugihn........ *sob* *exhale* *sniff* and i dont even know what to do because like... *sob* cuz i cant tell her to give it back... because she donated it to the goodwill.:pleading_face: *sniff* and now...:pleading_face: and now someone else is gonna have my yaoi... AND IT'S MINE!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: I WANT IT BACK! if you are at the goodwill, *sniff* and you see a yaoi collection. GIVE IT BACK TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. i don't know what to do im. im LOSING IT. and. *sniff* i took... i had to take my clonazepam to calm myself down. *sniff* because... *exhale* i had to... i had to take... my clonazepam... to calm myself down... but it's NOT WORKING!:pleading_face: ITS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! and i dont think anything WILL WORK! because... :face_with_raised_eyebrow: oh my arm looks so skinny!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: look how skinnny it looks!:smiling_face_with_3_hearts: *sniff* ...oh yeah my yaoi! :exploding_head: FAAUUVCKCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre: ...*exhale* ...please,:pleading_face: show some love for my fallen yaoi, AND yuri, the yuri is equally as important... please, i don't know what i'm gonna do anymore, i feel like my life, is, just... *sniff* falling apart.:cry: and... i feel, hopless and lost, and, *exhale* *sniff* and i was freaking out so much. and... *sniff* my mom...:cry: my mom was gonna check me back into the mental hospital,:cry: and i'm saying "i dont wanna go to the mental hospital, i just want my yaoi back!":pleading_face::sob: and she doesnt understand...:pleading_face: *exhale* *sniff* whoever has my yaoi now...:cry: *sniff* please take care of it.:pleading_face: please... please give it love, please... whenever they have... whenever the bottom... whenever the uke... gets... get's in right in the, asshole, please go- "KYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!~~~:heart_eyes: "... that's what you have to do, that's the appropriate reaction. please, give it the respect it deserves. because... cuz that reassurance is all i need right now.:cry: because there's nothing i can do to get it back.:cry: so please, just promise... that you'll fujo out, while reading. that's... that's all im asking.
      

      Tiny knife

        Tiny Knife meme from TF2

        A user commented ‘tiny knife’ on a TF2 artwork and u/big_tit_monicer responded with the copypasta. It promptly became a meme and the person who started the meme by saying ‘tiny knife’ had since apologized with an edit of his response. Meanwhile u/big_tit_monicer got suspended after getting heavily downvoted and mass reported.

        may you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your critcism constructive all you said was essentially "you drew this poorly" other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your"mentally debilitated child" mind, don't be a dick in your criticism

        that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know

          that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch 

          I always have necklaces… so many necklaces

            Jokes on you, I always have necklaces... so many necklaces. I learned my lesson early game, beads for benches, fine, beads for maps, bring it, beads for silk, no problem, beads for shops, hah, I got thousands. What's that? I died? Jokes on you, all my beads are around my goddamn neck. Found a necklace, mark it on the map for later, I'm full up baby. Out of room for 120 necklaces, time to make 60's. Oh look, a Bellway in the area I'm exploring, time to take my spoils from this area and necklace the fuck up. My Hornet at all times looks like she's just conquered and pillaged the Mardi Gras map area.

            Will Wood rant on Wednesday

              The Wednesday rant came from Will Wood community post on YouTube with an ironic poll at the bottom. The rant became a meme and he had followup stream where he jokingly said people took his rant a bit too seriously.

              wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (Like GOTHS & ppl who CAN CONTROL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below

              Full post with community poll

              wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, artistically noxious as this Mary-Sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signalling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially young people, the socially conscious and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eye and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gattling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing it's pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalised identity to be made out of a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination a fraction of a fraction of a cent also its not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below
              
              you want to se
              
              nd me to conve
              
              rsion therapy
              
              for werewolves