please dear fucking god send me back to 100BC and make me a starving slave that mine the gold in a toxic goldmine so that my hand can touch the gold that is melted down to made the ornaments that she wore. im so fucking livid. the absolute fucking despair i'm having. the madness.
years have i tour this world. floods, earthquakes, wars plagues, unrest and wildfires. i have killed men and women, countless. i have saved childrens and elderly, expecting nothing. i have set out to the worse of dunes and the vilest of forests. i have sailed the sea, toured the sky and ventured deep into our lands. and everyday, every moment, every fiber of my being. it itches of something more. something simple. something that could be fulfilled. not the joy of lust. not the power of money. not the thrill of violence no more. it is to be with her. i want to be with Novaria. even if im the dust that she steps on. my existence everyday itches just to escape this shell. my anger does not subside even when i fight with my life. chop me alive. drill my brain. burn me to ashes. if somehow my beings is in the same space with her, i'll do it. if you need me to fight against an army for it, consider it done. i'll fight the worse of devils. i'll fight gods if i have to. i'll do anything. even for just a split second where i'm in the same space for her. even as a little atom
Argon Crystals is a rare resource in Warframe that decays after a period of time.
Wow! 75 Argon Crystals! I wonder what you'll do with those 37 Argon Crystals. There's so many possibilities for 18 Argon Crystals. Just be careful with those 9 Argon Crystals, because before you know it, those 4 Argon Crystals start to decay and your 2 Argon Crystals will have been reduced from 1 Argon Crystal to absolutely nothing.
Its a hate copypasta for Pocketcat from the game Fear & Hunger. The pasta is a parody of the TND copypasta that started from 4chan but had since spread to different fandom.
Total Pedocat annihilation. Kill purple cats. Behead cat masks. Roundhouse kick a Pocketcat into the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger. Slam dunk a groomer cat into the Rher Dimension. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cat's head bag. Launch Pedocat into the sulfur sun. Let the cat be torn apart by Moonless. Toss purple cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into Wankercat's pocket. Judo throw the cat into the Foundations of Decay. Twist Rher's cat mask off. Report purple cats to jaggedjaws. Karate chop Pedocat in half. Curb stomp moonscorched cats. Trap child predators in quicksand. Force purple cats in the trash compactor. Liquefy purple cats in the blood pits. Eat purple cats. Dissect Wankercat. Exterminate Pedocats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat skulls with Leg Guards. Cremate purple cats in the Sulfur Pits. Lobotomize Rher followers. Mandatory castrations for purple cats. Grind cat masked folks in the garbage disposal. Drown Wankercat in a blood pool. Vaporize purple cats with Pyromancy Trick. Kick cat masked person down the stairs. Feed Pedocat to the Human Hydra. Slice Pocketwankercat with the Red Virtue. Force the Pedocat down the shit pit. Destroy Wankercat's stinger with black orb. Poison the purple cat with condensed hemlock. Make wankercats get fisted by poes. Pedocat lost a 1v1 to Nas'Harah. Sacrifice purple cats to Gro-Goroth. Harvest organs from Rher's furries. Give the Pocketgoonercat severe anal bleeding. Invade Wankercat's goon cave. Say racial slurs to purple goonercats. Have Sylvian Troopers whip fapping purple cats. Goonercats have all coin flips fail. Make Pedocat eat rotten meat. O LORD SMITE GOONING CATMAN. Make Rher's furries cast spontaneous combustion. Rat out goon cats to Trotur. Dominate Pedocats for all of eternity. Cut off Wankercat's bellend with meat grinder. Hit the La Danse Macabre on purple cats. Engrave Wankercat with Sylvian sigils. Kida Tanaka solos Goonercat high diff. Alll-Mer rejects Pedocats. Shoot Fappingcat's head off with marksmanship. Moonless is a better girl than Meatbeatingcat. Legalize mass Hurting on Pocketcats. Order the yes no yes pizza for purple cats. Deny Goonercat's climax. Murky vial on purple kitties. Caligura is more redeemable than the Pocketgooner. Suicide is always an option for Pocketcats. Use devour on all cat masks. Quick Jabs is Fappingcat's weakness. Spice Forge scorched earth for Jerkingcat. Throw pipe bombs at purple cats. Use red vials on the eyes of the Pocketfapper. Use dirty toilet paper on Pocketwanker. Enslave all Wankercats. Give Pocketgooner to the Harvestman. Crow Mauler spotted performing police brutality on catboys. Give the Pocketfapper Isaiah's plague. Deliberately fail marriage on Goonercat. Mad Rush purple cats.
Total Pedocat annihilation. Kill purple cats. Behead cat masks. Roundhouse kick a Pocketcat into the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger. Slam dunk a groomer cat into the Rher Dimension. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cat's head bag. Launch Pedocat into the sulfur sun. Let the cat be torn apart by Moonless. Toss purple cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into Wankercat's pocket. Judo throw the cat into the Foundations of Decay. Twist Rher's cat mask off. Report purple cats to jaggedjaws. Karate chop Pedocat in half. Curb stomp moonscorched cats. Trap child predators in quicksand. Force purple cats in the trash compactor. Liquefy purple cats in the blood pits. Eat purple cats. Dissect Wankercat. Exterminate Pedocats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat skulls with Leg Guards. Cremate purple cats in the Sulfur Pits. Lobotomize Rher followers. Mandatory castrations for purple cats. Grind cat masked folks in the garbage disposal. Drown Wankercat in a blood pool. Vaporize purple cats with Pyromancy Trick. Kick cat masked person down the stairs. Feed Pedocat to the Human Hydra. Slice Pocketwankercat with the Red Virtue.
I want to plug Rapi day in and day out. Forget every other woman in this game, she's the best one by far. I love everything about Rapi and would do anything to make her happy. I haven't seen Evangelion so I can't say anything about the suit but I need to peel it off. I'm taking her straight to bed and claiming her. We're going to be connected 24/7 and nothing is stopping us. I need to see Rapi bent over and how that suit hugs her curves. Does she sweat under that? Can I collect it? Did she shower? I need Rapi.
Parody of “thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there” emojipasta that gets spammed during the early days of Twitch. You’ll rarely see them anymore due to anti spam measures on Twitch chat.
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Pizza is excellent. Your crew you hang with is pretty cool. Sorry I didn't spread the pizza love. Olivia was nice and funny and well. My opinion. She's fuckable. You should tap that. She is a keeper. Check if her patents are rich and she is an only child. I fish where the fish are. And I forget stuff a lot. I suffer from short term memory loss from childhood weed exposure. I had hippy parents. Can't remember shit. You should nail her. Just my recommendation. I'm old so ignore it. I'll be back to do my comedy which I would rate as more longer form approach but very funny I am told. I have been the closer once but did mushrooms and well it didn't go well. My 12 year veteran comic producer lasted 3 minutes. He bombed like a Gazan rock thrower against The Israel army. Did 12 minute set like a champ. It was sureal. I Had Soul Asylum open for me and been kicked off for beastiality
Did a dog joke in DC where my chocolate lab blows me. The first time I did standup and I get kicked off. I have never seen another comic get pulled off in more than two years. I am a somewhat dirty comic with some pussy and dick jokes abound. I have a transgender son. Meaning a girl who now is a dude. That is a gold mine of transgender jokes. I have a ton. I'm pretty sure my son is pregnant. A fucking gold mine comedy. I was part of the nipple selection for the double mastectomy. I went Brad Pitt with a Angellina wild dark thick course pube hair. Classic. Any way. That's for setting me up. I am just a simple Amish boy who covers the bar tab. Which Is nice.
