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Mother’s Day

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦
    🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 Mother’s Day is coming this sunday🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Mama’s Day, send this to all your mothers.💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur mamma mias 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️
    HAPPY 😌 MOMMY’S DAY! ⛅🌁🌆 Today 📆 we CUM 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 together 💏💑👭👬 to celebrate 🥳🤩🎉 the BIG 😱 MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈 of all the CREAMPIE 🥧CUMSLUTS 🤤who 🤔💭 didn’t 🤽‍♀️ pull 💓💕😈 out! 👍🏻 Bring 🧺 HOT 😍💋😋 SAUSAGE 🌭 and FERTILIZED 🥚 EGGS 🍳 for breakfast 🥣🍞 in the bed 🛏 u were conceived 😮‍💨 in! 🕺 Send 📩 this to ur 🔟 MOST 👏👉 BREEDABLE 🐣MILFs! Get 0 🚫🔙 and ur mommy🤰milk 🥛🍼🐮 will run dry 🚱😱 Get 5️⃣ 🔙 and ur a FERTILE 🪴FUCKTOY 🌸! Get 🔟🔙 2 be the CREAMPIE 🍆💦🍑QUEEN!!! 👸🏾 
    Happy😊 mommy👩 day!! ! Today is a BIG👐 day for all those mommies👩 who let you suckle on their breasts😏 when you're hungry (●´ω｀●) being an absolute mommy is a hard job (≧o≦) and they must be worshipped😋😋! Send this to all of the absolute MOMMIES you know🍆🍆😏😋
    Your 🌊 👉 🤗 biological mother 👪👪👪 🤶 👩 is so morbidly obese when 🕗 🕛🕐 🕗 she 🟣 💁‍♀️ 👩 went 👣 💨 🏃 to go ✅ 🦗 🤡 get 😩 💪👽 🕴🏽 her 👇😐👇 👸 👩 yearly ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ physical 👊 👊 👊 done, ⏳ 🔨 ✅ the doctor 🏥 👩‍⚕ 👨🏻‍⚕️🏥 took 👫 ✋ 👫 her 👩 👨🏼 👩 blood, 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♂️ 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 and the results 💹 👀💯 👀💯 concluded that 😐 ⏪ 😠 she 👩 👩🏼 👩 had 🈶👋✊💔 😥😿 😭 high 🔊 👍😍 🔊 blood 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ pressure 🔥 🔥 🔥 on 😓🍐🔛 🔛 ⬇️ said 💬 💬 🅾️ type 💻 📝📝 📝 2 😳 🕝 ❕ diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility 🤔 🤔 🤔 of heart 💔 💓 💑 disease. 😷 🤢🧟‍♀️ 🤢🧟‍♀️ She 👩🏻 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ also 🙇 ➕ 🙇 suffers from 🤕 👉🙃 🚥 severe 😱 😱 📉 depression because 🐕 ♒ 🐕 she 💁 👩 🙇 lacks confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ in 🏼 🤔 ☝️ her 🤰 💁‍♂️🎥 👩 physical 👊 👊 👊 appearance, which 👏 🙌😩 👏 enables her 👇😐👇 👩 👩 to consume even 🌃 🌃 🌃 more ✋✋ ➕ ➕ food, 🍣 🍙 🍝 making 🌟 💘 ☝️ her 👩 👸😡 💁‍♂️ more ➕ ➕➕➕➕ 🙅 obese. Not 🚫 🐻 🙊 to mention, but 🤔 🦎 📷 your 👉 👉 👩‍🌾 mother 😱🪓 👪👪👪 👰‍♀️ is becoming SO monstrous, she 👩 🙋‍♀️ 👱‍♀️ had 😭 💋 😴 a hard 🤦‍♀️ 😤 🔩😖 time 🕐🕐 😂 💀 fitting through 🪀 🪀 🐲 small 😂👌 😂👌 🥺 spaces 🌠 🌠 🌠 and exceeding weight 🏋️‍♂️ 🏋 🚶🏽 limits on 🔛 📷 😉 practical 😚 😚 😚 applications. Your 🧍 👏 👉👩🏿 mother 👪 👰‍♀️ 👪 has 👏 😜 💤 an endless cycle 🚲 🚲 🚲 of malicious 😂 😂 😂 eating 🍴 🍴 🍴 habits that ➡️ 🔍 📝 only ☝️ 6️⃣ 😂🕡 ✋👀 make 📝🍳 🏼🙅 📣 her 👩 👩 👩 health 🚑 🥗 🍎 worsen 😱 😱 😱 over 🔁 🔁 🔁 time. 🕡🕠 🕜 ⏰ I 😍 💃 👁️ hope 💁‍♂️ 💁🤞🙏 🌈 whoever has 🈶 🛒 👏 just 😂 😫 😬🗼 read 📙 📙 📖 this post 🚩 📝 🚩 enjoyed the humorous Your 👉 🙄 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Mother 😱🪓 👰‍♀️ ⚱️ joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜 Thank 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 you 🌐 😫 🌐 for 🎅 🤦 💯🏽 your 👈 👉 👈 time 🕛 🕐 🕕 and have ✊💪 🙋 🐒 a blessed 😇 😇 😇 day. 🌞 🚨 🚨
    oh shit 👌👌👌 its mother's 👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿 day 🌞🌞 and you 👉🏽👉🏽 know what that means 😏😏😏😏 MOMMY'S CUMMIES 💦💦💦💦 the 1️⃣st Sunday in May 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 is a time for CELEBRATION 🎉 🎈🎊🎉🎉 LOVE ❤️💛💚💙💜 and most of all.... SUCC 😜😩😫😩😩😝😝 share this with 🔟 mommies 💁🏻🙅🏿🙎🏾🙍🏼🙆🏽🙋🏻💆🏼👸🏼👵🏿👩🏼 to become.. the ULTIMATE CUMMIE 💦💦💦💦
    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 
    卄凡尸尸个 从口十卄三尺与 曰凡个

    I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem.

      I used to be an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. While interning for her I felt I saw her true nature and to this day I am in hiding

Out of college I was an intern for South Dakota Kristi Noem. At the time she was having an affair with political operative Corey Lewandowski, it was my duty to cover up for their affair

One night I was standing guard outside her office when I heard behind the door Corey say 'I can't do this anymore' and a few seconds later he stormed out. Then I heard crying. I ran into the office, closing the door behind me. I noticed there was a dog costume on the floor, but no matter, Kristi was my concern

'Kristi, what's wrong!?', she looked up at me, and then her sad face slowly turned into an idea face

She told me to put on the dog custome, and then said that intercourse was a part of the job duties. Kristi is a very powerful political figure, and my career in politics could be threatened, so I immediately agreed. I am well versed in intercourse but what threw me off was Kristi ordered me to take off my clothes and get into the dog custom, which had a hole in the crotch for me cock. Is this was Corey went through as well?

After I put it on, Kristi said her favorite foreplay was for me to act like a farm dog, so for about 30 minutes we would pretend the office was a farm and I was hunting birds. This whole time Kristi was masturbating. Then came the intercourse. Afterwards she said 'okay, this is how I like to finish' and brought out a gun behind her desk!

I said 'is that a real gun???' and she said 'yes, but I won't shoot you with it, I will just pretend to shoot to get off'

This sort of role play continued for 6 months until I was able to transfer to Washington DC and leave her office

I thought that was the last of the ordeal, though I always wondered what was the origin that fetish. Until one day I saw this in the newspaper

"Kristi Noem says she shot and killed her 14 month puppy in the face. What to know about the South Dakota governor's recent controversy

As I was reading this, I looked up from the newspaper and there was an assassin in my kitchen! They said 'time to die' and I recognized the voice. 'South Dakota Kristi Noemi???' I said. She then said 'I'm already under water, we can't let news of our affair get out' and fired several more bullets but I dodged them and went into the living room

Thinking quick, I got my stuff dog toy and threw it at her. She caught it, looked at it, then immediately started shooting it in the face with one hand with using the other hand to reach into her pants to start masturbating. I took the distraction to escape

I got in my car and drove back to my hometown of [REDACTED]. To this day I am in hiding from Kristi Noem. Luckily I take a dog stuffie where ever I go in case she finds me, I tell people it's my emotional support stuffed animal

      Discord mod notices a female

        Known as ‘You have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female‘ or ‘Consider Me A Player 2‘ copypasta, it started as a DM from a Discord server mod. The pasta often gets reposted with different context with the most recent being Valorant message from a LFG server. 

        Hello @Eva, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pummel Party Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

        POV: Female in Valorant LFG

        Hello. I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken. I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

        POV: Miyazaki mails you a bomb

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          I'm amazed at the ingenuity of Miyazaki's design. This latest encounter design is on par with The undead burg courtyard, Father Gascoigne, and Blue Smelter Demon. [Spoilers] When you open your mailbox and see a hand delivered gift from From Software studios, the unenlightened would simply see it as a gift to their loyal fans, but clever design would point to it obviously being a trap, the subtle beeping inside of the package, and the delay trigger mechanism on the Pipe Bomb itself as you open the packaging allowing you to think quickly and throw it away before it detonates let the player react fairly to the threat which is completely lost on the average gamer.

Now, game journalists have taken to calling Miyazaki "A Terrorist" and "Wanted in every Democratic Country" but as we all know these game journalists often lack even the simplest of skills required to be proficient in video games, leaving them with horrific scars from the detonation as they stared at the explosive device in their hands. Instead of learning from their mistakes and being prepared for the next grenade in their mail, they instead take to the internet and slander masterpiece design for their own failures.

I can't wait to see what Miyazaki cooks up next, will he kidnap my family and hold them for ransom? Cleverly giving me the information to free them myself without needing to pay? Or will he cut my break line, knicking my oil tank and warning me that something is wrong with my car? Only time will tell but I for one, am eager, to experience what Miyazaki has in store.

          The only Maxwell I know is from Tales of Symphonia on the GameCube.

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            The only Maxwell I know is from Tales of Symphonia on the GameCube. He was supposedly a summon that you could get in this floating sky city thing after you get the super jetski shits that fly, but I'll tell ya, I fucked a million and a half ways to try to get that godlike fucker outta his stone amd I just couldn't manage. Now I managed to find the black skull dude (is that racist?) and went backwards to find the destroyed city before it gets destroyed and even got more grade than George Bush has termites, but I could not fir the life of me figure our how to get maxwell. You know what though? I could go flip a shit on the internet and get all the info. Og shif It's like homework all over again. At Least I have my parents permission this time. Chimes had a Claus in the contract. Ho ho ho maxwell damn you've heard of it right? You know what to do? You better. You're talking about it. Clandestine audiences know better

            I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up

              I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up like you just stuck your finger in a live power socket. Fuck I’m horny man. And not regular horny but like I have an organ that produces Viagra 24/7 and I get extra when I’m nervous or excited. My balls are like mini watermelons and had to make mini ball suspenders in all my pants so I’m not in excruciating pain. I’m afraid that if I finally blast off for the first time I might actually hurt someone. Like accidentally cumming inside and it blasts through the vagina up into her intestines like buckshot? But I guess that’s just another day in the life on this thing we call earth.