It came from a comment on HLTV about ZywOo winning the MVP awards circa 2019. The comment became a legendary copypasta and its usually use on any pro player with incredible stats. There are shorter variations of the pasta used on Twitch chat to circumvent the maximum character limit.
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
Hi It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
Forsen, hello. It's me - your only spectator. Over the years I have created the illusion that many people are watching you, but it was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
Hi PGL it's me, your only viewer. For months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here's the truth: all the people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
Hi [streamer name]- It’s me, your only Viewer. For Months I have created the illusion that you are streaming to a large audience. But here’s the truth: all these people in the chat are me. And now, for you to be convinced of this, I will send this message from all my accounts.
Its a character appreciation pasta often used for anime characters to simp on them. You can also build your own “Loving X isn’t a hobby, it’s a full-time job with no benefits” using our copypasta builder at the bottom.
Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
Loving Klein Moretti isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think about Klein Moretti, I rise like a story written as bright as the stars. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts tbh.. it’s like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many times he crossed my thoughts each day, every single minute or even seconds.. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanarts, chapters, or lore crumbs to obsess over with full interest. Klein Moretti is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Klein Moretti is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances should ANYONE ever touch my glorious Klein Moretti without my honest, fully complete, approved consent.
oh..so Robin is my favorite character.. I'm not really comfortable sharing her with others because she means a lot to me. But it's okay if she’s your favorite character too!!
Loving Mizuki isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of Mizuki, I rise like a canary summoned by Mizuki herself. There hasn’t been a single day where this girl hasn’t invaded my thoughts like she owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging her rent because of how many time she crosses my thoughts each day. She’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or story crumbs to obsess over. Mizuki is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember Mizuki is my favourite character
Create your own "Loving X isn’t a hobby, it’s a full-time job"
Loving FURINA isn't a hobby, it's a full-time job with no benefits, no vacation days, and I have zero intentions of quitting. It’s a lifestyle, a daily ritual, a sacred calling. I don’t just wake up and think of FURINA. There hasn’t been a single day where this man hasn’t invaded my thoughts like he owns the place. Honestly, at this point, I should start charging him rent because of how many time he crosses my thoughts each day. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because I need to check if there’s new fanart or lore crumbs to obsess over. FURINA is my motivation, my distraction, and honestly, my therapist at this point. Just remember FURINA is my favourite character, which means that I'm somewhat uncomfortable at the thought of someone liking him more than me. Please remember he's mine, and only mine. Under no circumstances are to touch FURINA without my absolute definite consent first.
Its from an old 4chan post in 2018 where the user reveals that his grandpa is a fanatical Rwandan genocide denier for no reason. A newer version of the copypasta made a small change of Wales to Montreal in the greentext.
My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'
My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Montreal, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi Liar'
I just found out my wife's boyfriend is a Trump supporter and I’m devastated
I don’t even know how to process this right now.
Last night, during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid’s Tale when my wifes bf suddenly said, and I quote:
“I actually think Trump had some good economic policies.”
I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.
This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man I trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum. And he… votes red?
I feel sick.
I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was “overreacting” and that “everyone’s entitled to their opinion.” I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism.
I’ve since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.
I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I’ve been cheated on. . EDIT: Yes, I own Funko Pops. That doesn’t make this less serious.
Created by u/SecretSpectre11, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lord of the Abyss from Bloons TD 6.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lord of the Abyss. I try to play Glaive Lord. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Spectre. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I try to play Apache Dartship. My Lord of the Abyss deals more damage. I want to play Permaspike. Its best team has Lord of the Abyss. I want to play Carrier Flagship, Bloon Exclusion Zone - they both want Lord of the Abyss. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I save up for him. I give him alch buff. He isn't satisfied. I pull overclock. "I don't need this much attack speed" he tells me. "Give me a better position." He grabs Relentless Glue and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to get 9 of the other mermonkeys. I can get more range with echosense network." I can't get 9 other echosense networks, I don't have enough cash. He grabs my IMF Loan. It's CHIMPS. "Guess this is the end." He grabs the trident. He says "trident, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 50 damage 80 pierce attacks every 1.5 seconds. What a cruel world.
