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Quinn Pango

    Quinn reaction to playing Pango

    Its a Dota2 meme that started when a pro player Quinn malded over someone picking Pango as their hero.

    Dude can you pick a real hero HOLY crap why are we picking pango in 2023? Arent you tryign to play pro or soetmhing? How about we play heroes that arent the objective best heroes in the game? You're genuinely a horrible horrible player. You just draw aggro off cooldown. I lost all respect for you. Imagine trying to play pro and picking pango every game in pubs. Truly disgusting. Your'e just a coward tbh. You dont know whats good against lesh so you pick pango cause its easy. Every game you pick that hero you get worse. And you're already horrible.

    i’m not even going to sugarcoat it. im not going to downplay my actions by saying “smash” or “would”. i would fuck that thing.

      im not even going to mark this with a joke. i'm not even going to sugarcoat it. im not going to downplay my actions by saying "smash" or "would". i would fuck that thing. i dont care what anyone says. call me a degenerate all you want. i dont care. im fucking that thing. you cannot detour me. i would have them wring every last droplet out of my body. they would be covered, inside and out. i would not stop until they are leaking from each hole. i dont just mean your basic holes, such as the ass or mouth. no. im talking about every possible opening on their entire body. ears, nose, hell, i'd be willing to do the fucking bellybutton. the point is, i would use them. i would break them. we will exchange fluids. we will become one.

      He’s gay. Is that what you want me to say? Vegeta is gay.

        From a reply towards a bait post on Reddit implying that Vegeta is gay. 

        He’s gay. Is that what you want me to say? Do you want redditors to tell you that Vegeta is homosexual and thinks of Goku when he’s banging Bulma? Do you want us to tell you that the idea of Goku going Kaio-Ken times twenty in Vegeta’s bum makes him harder than diamonds and shoot the biggest Gallick Guns known to man? That he trains day in and day out just so that he can withstand the insane, unrestrained physical prowess of Goku’s body, all the while imagining what it would be like to have the stupid Saiyan blowing out his back? Do you want us to tell you that Vegeta cries in the shower, regretful that he started a family with a woman he’s barely attracted to, only because Goku was taken by the time they met, and that he didn’t come to understand his romantic feelings for the low class Saiyan until after he made Earth his home? That Vegeta’s only peer is someone he will never measure up to, and someone he can never have in the way he desperately wants? He’s gay, u/Skychu768. Vegeta is homosexual.

        He’s fucking built too. Thick and man made.

          The pasta first originated from bodybuilding.com
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          Origins

          This pasta first originated from bodybuilding.com more than a decade ago when a user was reviewing another guy. Nowadays its often used as a joke to describe male athletes particularly American football.

          During the early days of internet, the forum bodybuilding.com was a source of pasta goldmine as there wasn’t any mainstream social media.

          He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.

          You cheated not only the game, but yourself

            The infamous Sekiro copypasta initially started as a Tweet response towards a reviewer.
            Original Tweet

            Originally it was a response tweet to a PC Gamer article that admitted on using cheats to beat Isshin from Sekiro. The response then became a viral meme.

            You cheated not only the game, but yourself.

You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.

It's sad that you don't know the difference.

            Navy Seals of Nursing

              Originally its the Navy Seals copypasta from 4chan but changed to nursing.

              What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Phoenix, and I've been involved in numerous patient safety workshops, and I have over 300 "good-catches." I am trained in medication administration and I'm the top ass wiper in the entire hospital. You are nothing to me but just another Foley catheter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nurses across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggof. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cannulate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in fall prevention, but I have access to the entire arsenal of PRN suppositories and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, med student.