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A woman I work with whom I really like won’t date me because I use Firefox.

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    byu/Darukutsu from discussion
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    A woman I work with whom I really like won't date me because I use Firefox.

Apparently, her ex boyfriend was on the down-low and banging dudes behind her back. She had no idea that her boyfriend was bi or gay.

The way she found out is when she opened his laptop and Firefox was already opened up to a gay hookup site (probably Grinder?). She now thinks Firefox is some type of browser for men that like men.

I met this woman though work, and one of the first things she asked me when I was able to convince her to go to lunch with me (once) is what browser am I using. She got really quiet when I said Firefox.

She messaged me later to explain all the aforementioned stuff about her ex, and that Firefox is a huge issue for her.

I don't really know how to get her to believe that I'm 100% straight even though I use Firefox. I thought about bringing my personal laptop to work with hetero porn open in Firefox, but the risk of getting caught and losing my job is too great.

Thoughts?

    Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

      It started as a joke Tweet by @absolutLeah before turning into a Twitter meme.

      Hey guys I know I was less active, but I wanted to let you know my baby girl was born today 🥹

Welcome to the world, [NAME]

I can’t wait until you’re old enough to understand the meaning of your name, my sweet little light 👼

      Topologies are just glorified semi-lattices

        According to OP, this response came from someone in the mathematics discord server.

        Remember, topologies are just glorified semi-lattices. If you have two semi-lattices X and Y, and a monotone function f from X to Y then an element a of X is a sufficient factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a => f'(w) subs b. Likewise an element a of X is a necessary factor for b in Y if for any refinement of X W, refinement of Y Z and monotone function f': W -> Z that extends f, for any element w of W, w subs a <= f'(w) subs b. An element a of X is a determining factor for b in Y if it is a necessary and sufficient factor. The map f is factorable if every element of Y has a determining factor in X. This means that there exists a function f*: Y -> X. What it means in topology for a map F: X to Y to be continuous is that the induced map f = cl o image_F, from the closed sets of X to the closed sets of Y is a factorable map.

        You have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel

          By u/See_Em, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Neutral Milk Hotel the indie band.

          To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neutral Milk Hotel. The musical talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical music, most of the nuances will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Mangum’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just pleasing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neutral Milk Hotel truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mangum’s existential catchphrase “Semen stains the mountain tops,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mangum’s genius wit unfolds itself on their iphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neutral Milk Hotel tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

          Ryan Lockwood – Streets Agent 1:12

            Its from the famous speedrun video where Ryan Lockwood achieved 1:12 in Streets Agent for N64 Goldeneye 007.

            An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and fucking Marc Rutzou. That's fucking right. I skipped 1:13. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a 1:13 and I never fucking will. 1:12 baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the goddamn grenade launcher. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the FUCKING HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING 1:12 baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got Streets 1:12! It's not fucking comin' off YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

            It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

              By u/lokey04, its a variation of the ‘It’s been <X> hours without <game>‘ but changed to Hypixel Skyblock.

              It has been 2 hours without skyblock.

Two. Entire. Hours. I don’t know who I am anymore. I open my inventory out of muscle memory and THERE IS NO INVENTORY. I try to warp to my island IRL. IT DOESN’T WORK. I checked the forums 47 times. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. “Maintenance ongoing.” ONGOING?? MY SLIME Minions NEED ME.

I can feel my purse evaporating in my imagination. My bazaar orders are probably half-filled and I can’t even cancel them. The economy is collapsing and it’s MY FAULT because I’m not online.

I tried doing something else. It didn’t work. I stared at a wall and thought about gemstone routes. I closed my eyes and saw dungeon rooms. I am calculating my skill XP loss PER MINUTE of downtime. This maintenance has set me back at least 0.003% efficiency and I will NEVER recover.

People keep telling me “go outside.” OUTSIDE DOESN’T HAVE MAGIC FIND. Outside doesn’t have pets. Outside doesn’t even have a hex menu. What am I supposed to do, WALK, without max speed and Young Dragon Armor? Disgusting.

If SkyBlock doesn’t come back soon I might start manually tracking my minion profits in a spreadsheet just to feel something. I am shaking. I am unwell. I am a husk of a person without this game . Hypixel please. PLEASE. I will forgive the ping. I will forgive the tps.

Just let me back in.