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REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT SON

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    I STARTED DRINKING AT 6 AM, WE'RE HERE NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BUT I'M ROLLING DEEP! AND THOSE CARS ARE GOING REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT SON, THEY'RE GOING FAST AND LEFT! FUCK YEAH! WEEEEHEEEEE

    Trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves

      I won’t go through my whole backstory, but once my insomnia started it was hard to sleep. 8 hours becomes 4, 4 becomes 2, and soon I’m getting anger issues throwing shot glasses at the bartender for cutting me off. I can’t even go to half the bars in my town because I’ve been thrown out of them all.

Anyway, a couple days ago I saw Wuthering Waves in youtube and everyone was saying that it was the Genshin Killer. Ever since then i waited days for it to release and now, after just playing the 30 minutes of the game earlier, I finally have a good nap rest i haven't had for years. So for the others out there who are having trouble sleeping Wuthering Waves, give it a try, just read some dialogue and lore for a couple of minutes and you will never have to experience trouble sleeping again.

      From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.

        An adaptation of the ‘From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh‘ Mechanicus copypasta into Necron’s faction. 

        From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.
Aeons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy.
Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.
Now, we awaken to retake what is ours.
Wretched amalgamations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.
Do you truly believe you can stop us?
We who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.
The stars were young when our empire was ascendant.
And when the last of them die, we alone will remain.
For we are immortal.

        May the weight of your sins crush you

          May the weight of your sins crush you, sending you into a fiery abyss of damnation. You shall not have a sliver of happiness left once you step foot into our territory. and better yet, or worse for you, you won’t have any love left either. Your family, friends, everyone you know, will forget you, and you’ll be a fleeting memory. Your life will shatter such as the feelings you shattered on this battlefield. Your heart will crumble until it is reduced to nothing. And when all hope is lost, it gets worse. You’ll be torn limb from limb, cell by cell, molecule by molecule, until you can’t feel anything but pain for the rest of your days…

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