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I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes.

    Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

    I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesn’t matter) completely shaped, molded by Grace’s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you aren’t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Grace’s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
    
    One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace she’s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
    
    “Wait! Don’t go!” You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. “Please, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.” Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
    
    Grace doesn’t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like “fufth fhewgu” as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanket’s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

    Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

      Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

      As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

      🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷‍♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙‍♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 
      Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱ 

      French version

      🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 carry sur le terrain 👤40 000 HP 💪 250% de dégâts critiques 🤷‍♂️ 36% CR supplémentaire de Maréchaussée 💦 Imparable 🚫 Pénètre les boucliers 🛡 Peut s'auto-guérir 🧱 AOE insensée 🐯 Cible unique Braindead ☝spin pour gagner 🕐 peut abyssal en solo 🧙‍♂️ équipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo a essayé de le nerfer donne à tout le monde 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 

      Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer’s joke but also ban them.

        Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
        
        I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it. 
        Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA.
        
        I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA. 

        Full lore from YT comment

        Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
        
        I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. I used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it.
        
        Edit: keep it up you guys. I'm sure zyox would love for his community to be known as the one where 90% of the people can't deal with social interaction in a normal way without spamming a bunch of nonsense. So proud of you.
        
        As for the 1-2 people who genuinely tried to discuss it like adults, I'm grateful that there are at least a handful of y'all.
        
        Never planning on interacting with this community again. Don't know what i was thinking.
        
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        Edit 2: From the sensible people in the comments i have learned that the banned people get unbanned basically immediately after. That is something i did not know. So thank you to those people for explaining it.
        
        I will still keep my comments up as a showcase that i was at fault for jumping to conclusions AND That this community has too many people who's first instinct is to just spam bs instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Could have avoided all this if only the channel owner had been a normal person explaining how it worked.
        
        Because as a non-twitch viewer there was no way for me to know about this. Of course i would be concerned seeing something like this. I would say it would be weird to not feel concerned about it if you didn't know.
        
        Anyways i will stop replying and i really hope that the people who thought that just trying to clown on me was the appropriate way to handle this, learn from the nicer commenters who explained things in a mature manner.

        Biden has Covid / Joevid-19

          ⚠️❗️UH OH ❗️⚠️ PRESIDENT 😩🫡 BIDEN HAS CUM 💦👀 DOWN ⬇️🕺WITH HOE-VID 🦠🤧! HE DIDN'T 🚫🙂‍↕️ USE 🙅🏻‍♀️ PROTECTION 😏🍆 FROM THE HEFTY 💪🏼🫦VIRAL LOAD 🥵 😷 AND HAS TO 👨🏻‍⚕️🔫 BE IN WHORE-ENTINE 💅🏼❌ UNTIL HE'S 🚫 NO LONGER 🧪🤪 CUNTAGEOUS 🤒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 SEND 📲 THIS TO 46 OF THE SLUTTIEST 💄😋🙌 COVID CUNTS 💃💉 YOU KNOW 😤👊 OR YOU'LL BE 🔜🫵 THE NEXT VICTIM 😈🪦OF THE PANDEM-DICK 💀💀 
          🚨 CALL ☎️ THE CENTER FOR 😩 DISEASE 😷 CUNT-ROL‼️
          
          SLEEPY 💤 JOE 💪🏼 maybe 😈 going 🏃 to sleep 💀 FOREVER ‼️💗 While DADDY TRUMP 🍊 was taking BULLETS to the EAR 👂our 🔥 HOE-TuS was taking too many 💦 CUMMIES 💦 to the FACE and caught JOE-VID-19😮
          
          The world 🌎 HOE Organization 👅 told JILL to keep that 🐱 🍆 LOCKED UP 🔒 until 💦 JOE washes 🧽🧽🧽 his dirty nasty little 👌 fingers 🖕 for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 🧼🧼 and 💦 water 💦 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
          
          THE LIBTARDS 🇺🇸 🦅 are shaking down 😶‍🌫️ ALL the COCONUT 🥥 TREES in 😷 SEARCH 🔎 of the next suCcessor 🍆🥵 It's time for our 👑 heroinE KAMALA 👑 to step in HEROIN 💉 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️but this TIME 😋 with an E !! unless 🙎🏻‍♂️ you're 👈 ZADDY HUNTER 💋 🐱 👅
          
          THOTS 💭 AND PRAYERS. 🤲 But TO DADDY 👨🏼‍🦳🍆 JOE 👨🏼‍🦯 Send this to your 😈 fellow PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅 as a reminder 🚨 to stop 🛑🛑🛑 spreading 🤢🤧🤮 the germs 😷 and start spreading your 👉 🍩👣 legs 🤗 BEFORE IT'S JOE-VER 🥺

          Rule 34

            The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there.

            Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes. 

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