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Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket

    The most glorious response I have ever received
    byu/DialUpCthulhu inscambait

    Its a copy paste response whenever a scammer realizes they’ve been outed. The original text is in Chinese hence a lot of the idioms are lost in translation. 

    Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket, what are your dad and I talking about? Why didn't your dad bang his head against the wall when I fucked you? Huh? Who gave you the courage to scold me? Didn't your mom stop you and say that I was your biological father? I want to fuck your mom, I want to kick your mom, and then it will blossom and bear fruit. With your mom, you are so proud now. I fucked your mom like a butterfly spiral bitch, your mom chased me three blocks, saying that I am like your dad, I want to hang your mom's dog cage on a tree, you fucking bastard, I want to kick your mom, fuck your mom, wild dogs lick you, say your mom is fun, you say your mom is conceited and happy. You fucking know why I cut you, because your dad's dick is useless, throw it away! Fuck that garbage dog basket, what else do you want to scold? You are useless. I want to fuck my mom. The whole family is going to explode. Sing karaoke in the uncle's ward, the mourning hall at grandma's house, the funeral banquet at aunt's house, roast corpses, the spirit stone at niece's house, the drifting hearse of mom, dad jumping on the grave, dad eating bibimbap for you, grandpa singing ancestral songs and sweeping the graves, brother filming the ancestral hall, sister raising pigs, daughter-in-law raising brains, funeral banquet, sister's funeral, brother boiling bone marrow soup, aunt's coffin blooming, I opened your mom's coffin board and cheered for your mom hanging on the tree. Hey, your mom exploded, used your mom's flattering words to explode your dad's face, and pretended to be doting to force your mom to explode. This is not meat, it is the essence of my mom and your mom's dirty water, do you understand? Dog basket, don't be polite if you don't have the ability. Is it easy for your mom to be a bitch? You told your mom that you almost fucked her to death last time, just because you are such a waste, pity her, I want to apply for an annual card, and your mom still has to praise you for your ability. Your mom forced you? Your mom exploded, my mom's semen sprayed everywhere, do you think it's fun for me to scold you?, I tell you, the day you were born, your mom sucked like your mom's squirt, in fact, your pussy is rare, bitch, stinky screwdriver, butterfly hole, your pussy has four petals, I will cut it open with your dad's cock, let your mom hurt, squirt fucking climax, I will stick my cock in, suck the blood out of your mom's pussy, let your mom always feel good, your mom's pussy will make your mom bigger and softer, fuck your fat ass you useless dog basket, keep dancing with me, are you fucking ticklish? I tell you, your mom's pussy is more ticklish than yours, your mom's four-legged cat has three eyes, I want to fuck your wife and think I fuck your mom better than her, I've never been satisfied, you said your mom inherited your dad's impotence, why don't you learn to be a eunuch from him, I cut off his cock, do I need to kick you twice, I just want to practice my leg skills, win glory for the national football team, you can also contribute to the people, let me kick you twice, huh? I will help you find the value of life, do you need it? You little bastard, you little bastard can't even curse, dog cage, I am your wild father, I want to fuck your mother, you are your mother, you are really a coward's son, have you forgotten what your father taught you?

    Capella is… like… peak goon material

      Capella copypasta from Re:Zero S3
      Bro, I can’t even explain it. Capella is… like… peak goon material. Yeah, I know she’s objectively horrifying, yeah, her personality is toxic but you can’t tell me there isn’t a certain energy there. I’m out here like a whole clown, willingly simping for a woman who shapeshifts into nightmares. This is some next-level Stockholm Syndrome. Like, yeah, I get it, I’m not right in the head, but look, her wings? Majestic. Her aura of literal terror? Lowkey attractive. Every time I think, ‘That’s it, I’m done with Capella,’ she goes and does something despicable, and boom—I’m back in goon mode. I know she’s bad news. I know it. But I’m already halfway down the rabbit hole, and I’m not about to stop now. Call it a personality flaw. Call it a curse. All I know is, Capella has got me locked up like the DMV on a Friday afternoon, and I’m out here willingly. Help. Send therapy.

      THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.

        Ledge copypasta from For Honor

        Its a meme within For Honor where players joke that the ledges in the game are of higher power that blesses or curses anyone who play around them. The real explanation is that some ledges in the game are janky causing some falls to not happen.

        REJOICE, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.

SOME ARE BLESSED BY THE LEDGE, ORDAINED BY IT. THEY ARE PROPHETS OF THE LEDGE, AND SHALL DEFY GRAVITY ITSELF.

THE REST ARE MERE SACRIFICES TO THE LEDGE, NEVER SAFE FROM IT’S GRASP, FROM IT’S REACH, FROM IT’S VAST EMPTINESS.

I AM ONE WITH THE LEDGE, THE LEDGE IS WITH ME!
        THE LEDGE GIVETH AND IT TAKETH AWAY

        Bastion is a way of life

          The famous Bastion copypasta
          Original

          A few years ago in Overwatch, a player by the name SniperSmurf29 made this speech on a Lunar Colony game (“Bastion is a Way of Life” on YouTube) and ever since then, players have been using his speech at the beginning of their game specifically when they pick Bastion.

          It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

          Full transcript

          Hello itstherubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in stickin' it straight up their fuckin' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend em over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck em all the way up to the palm right up the buttcunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the asspussy like ICYHOT. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poopoo on my Peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from stickin' it straight up their ass. Now, let's go team.

          Keemstar FortressCraft rant

            Keemstar FortressCraft rant

            Its an old video of Keemstar (pre DramaAlert) defending FortressCraft after a couple of people from Machinima with Notch (creator of Minecraft) called FortressCraft names during an interview. Keemstar was supposedly the PR person for FortressCraft and Machinima has formally apologized and pulled the interview.

            All right, I gotta set the record straight. Something is really pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. All right, all right. If we're gonna call stuff a rip off, let's call it what it is? Notch, took another game. Ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now, Notch comes over to Machinima. All right, and he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet them and ladededah and these little fucking Fanboys at Machinima realm. Yeah, you faggots at Machinima realm that work there. All right, talk shit about my fucking game Fortress craft saying, it's a rip off and that Fortress craft could go suck a fucking dick. This motherfucker with a t-shirt with two horses fucking each other with rainbows talking about Fortress Craft could suck a dick motherfucker. You got another homo sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln fuck him. Go to this video right now and send your fucking FAG hate. I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fucking talk shit about your whole goddamn crew. And fucking bring you down to your fucking knees where you can actually suck a fucking cock faggot. 
            Alright, I gotta set the record straight, something is REALLY pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. Alright? If we're gonna call stuff a ripoff, let's call it what it is. Notch took another game, ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now Notch comes over to Machinima, alright? And he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet up and blablabla, and these little fucking FANBOYS at Machinima Realm YEAH YOU FAGGOTS AT MACHINIMA REALM THAT WORK THERE, alright? Talk shit about MY fucking game, fortresscraft? Sayin that it's a ripoff and tha- that fortresscraft can go suck a fuckin' dick? This motherfucker with a t-shirt with 2 horses fuckin' each other with rainbows? Talking about fortresscraft can suck a dick? Motherfucker? You got another homie sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln! FUCK HIM! Go over to this video right now and send your fucking F.A.G hate, I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You fuck, don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fuckin' talk shit about your whole goddamn crew and fuckin' bring you down to your fucking knees, where you can actually suck a fucking cock, faggot.

            I get genuinely aroused by being dominated by enemy players in tf2

              I get genuinely aroused by being dominated by enemy players in tf2. this sounds like a copypasta but I'm genuinely losing my mind over this. i feel like this is just general submissiveness but whenever I play tf2 I instantly lose any kind of desire to actually get any kills and that desire switches in less than a minute to pure slutty thrist, I need to let the entire enemy team inside me. I was in a turbine server and then the entire enemy team ended up dominating me on the scoreboard while I imagined them random-critting my holes. God help me. also, I'm a pyro and scout main.