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I saw Frye from Deep Cut at a Mako Mart yesterday.

    Frye Onaga copypasta

    Parody of the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed into Frye from Splatoon.

    I saw Frye Onaga at a Mako Mart in Splatsville yesterday. I told her how fresh it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a stockfish and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Frye trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen frozen shwaffles in her arms without paying.
The jellyfish at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to not understand jellyfish language, but eventually turned back around and brought the shwaffles to the counter.

When they took one of the shwaffles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped them and told them to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After they scanned each shwaffle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting them by yawning really loudly.

Did anyone else have such weird encounters with an idol?

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LOCATION:            APPROACHING HELL
CURRENT OBJECTIVE:   FIND A WEAPON
MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.

        From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴

          KSI song emoji lyrics, From the screen to the ring to the PEN to the king

          Emoji lyrics for KSI’s new song “Thick Of It” that is getting clowned for its cringe lyrics.

          From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈 
          From the screen🖥️ to the ring🥊, to the pen🖋️ to the king 👑 where's my crown? That's my bling always drama when i ring 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
          See I believe it when I see it in my heart ❤️‍🔥 Smash💥 through the ceiling cuz I'm reaching for the stars ✨ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
          From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
          from the📲 to the 💍to the 🖊️to the 👑 
          From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king wheres my crown thats my bling allways drama when i ring see i believe that if i see it in my heart something something we are reaching for the stars woowoowowoowo woowoooooowoooo this is how the story goes wooo wooo wooo i guess this is is how the story goes im in the thick of it everybody knows they know it when it snowed i skid in and they froze i dont know no nothing bout no ice im just cold 40 something millie subs or so ive been told 
          From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞 
          screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign [proud]
          WHERE’S MY CROWN THAT’S MY BLING 😩❤️✌🏾 ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING 😐👏⛷️ 
          🗣️🗣️🔥SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING COZ IM REACHING FOR THE STARS😼🗣️🗣️🔥 
          WOOOAAAAAHHHH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥🗣🗣🗣 
          wheres my crown👑 thats my bling✨🎆
          I'm 😎 in 👏 the thick of it, everybody knows 👃❔ They 👥🏽 know 🤔 me where it snows, I skied in and they 👫🏾 froze I don't 🚫 know 👧 no nothin' 😎😎 'bout no 🙅 ice, ❄ I'm 👱 just 🗣⛹ cold ❄ Forty somethin' milli' 💰💰 subs 👂 or 💁💰 so, I'vе 👁 been 🙂 told 👂 From 😲👈 the 💰 screen to the 🏽👏 ring, to the 💯💪 pеn, to 💦 the king Where's 🤔🤷 my 👧 crown? 👑 That's my ☎ bling Always 😤 drama 😱😱 when 👌🍆 I ☝😬 ring 🔔💍 See, 👀😳 I 👁👁 believe ☪ that if 👏🎵 I 💰👆 see 👀👀 it 😠💯 in 🌞👌 my heart ❤💖 Smash through ☄ the 💋 ceiling 'cause 🏻 I'm reaching for 👉 the stars ⭐⭐ 
          I'm 🥺 in 👇 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 👥👩 know 🙎🤔 me 👩🏻🎮 where 😾🌎 it snows, I 😀 skied in ⏳ and they 👺 froze I 👫💕 don't 🦕 know 🤔 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 👎🏾🎷❌🤚👌😡😣😣😣 ice, 🍧 I'm 👟 just 😬🗼 cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've ❄️🔥 been 💴💫 told 👄

I'm 😂😂 in 🔙 my 😊 prime, and this ain't 🙅‍♂️ even 🌃 final 😪🌠 form 📋 They 🤦‍♂️ knocked me 👊🤰👏 down, ⤵ but 😥 still, 🧚🏻‍♂️ my 😨 feet, 👣 they 💁 find 🔍🔍 the floor 🤣 I 😀 went 💨 from 🙌😎 living 🙅 rooms straight ⬇️ out 😝🚪 to sold out 😛🚪 tours Life's a fight, 👊🤜 but 👄 trust, 💯 I'm 👨 ready 😀 for 🏻🙃 the war 😵

Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆

I'm 👱👏 in 😏🏽 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 🙍 know 💡 me 🕴🏻 where 🤷 it snows, I 💰😔 skied in 😫🏡 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze I 😀 don't 🤗 know 🔞 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no ✨ ice, 🥶 I'm 💘 just 😕 cold 🧣 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🙅 been 😡 told 👄

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞See, 👀 I 😣🤐 believe 👀 that 🥀 if I 🙀 see 👀 it in 👇↔️ my 😏 heart 💞 Smash 🍣🔨👊 through 🧑‍⚖️ the ceiling 'cause 😛🤓 I'm 🤩 reaching 👉 for 😎👻 the stars 🌟

Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆

I'm 💘 in 👉 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 They 💁 know 😱 me 🤔🙋‍♂️ where ⬇️ it snows, I ☝️ skied in 🍌 and they 🏽👨 froze (Woo) 😤 I 🧍 don't 🥊 know 💭 no ✨ nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 🦖 ice, 🥶🧊 I'm 😂 just 🤪 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 👀 been 😯 told 🤪

Highway 🛣 to heaven, I'm 😈 just 😡 cruisin' by 😈🏼 my 🔐🏢👨🏻 lone' They 💁 cast ✨👾🤖 me 😤 out, 💧 left 👈 me 🤖🤖🤖 for 🆙💕 dead, 👻 them 🤬 people 👶 cold 🌨 My 😀😀😀 faith 🚫⛪ in 😏 God, 🟣 mind 😏 in 👏🙌 the sun, 😎 I'm 🌟 'bout 🤩 to sow 🐖 (Yeah) 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 My 👈 life 💁😱 is hard, 💘 I 😩🙋 took 👫 the wheel, 🎡 I 😜 cracked 🤟 the code 😲😤 (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't 🚫 nobody 🙅 gon' 😙 save 🦎 you, 😊🤟 man, 👮 this life 👨 will 😏 break 💔 you 👈 (Yeah, 🏆 woah-oh-oh) In 📷 the thick ◽ of it, this is how 🤔 the story 📕 goes 🏃

I'm 😹 in 🚪🏼 the thick 🥖 of it, everybody 🫂 knows 🤔🤔 They 💁 know 😏 me 🧑🏿 where 🎯 it snows, I 🔉 skied in 👏 and they 💁 froze I 😀 don't 😡🚫 know 💭💭 no 🙅🏽 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no 🙉 ice, 🍨 I'm 👈 just 👏👌 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 💯 been ➡️ told 🗣️ I'm 💆‍♀️ in 🎐💪🏻 the thick ◽ of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 (Everybody 👴👵👨 knows) 🧠 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 know 🤔🤔🤔 me 🧚‍♂️ where 👀 it snows, I 👇 skied in 👉 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze (Yeah) 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 I 😊 don't ❌ know 🤔 no 😣 nothin' 😎 'bout 🤩 no 😣 ice, 🍨 I'm 😓 just ❗ cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🏼💖 been ✳️🚗😘 told 🤪 (Ooh-ooh)

Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, 💶 ayy) 💶 This is how 😮 the story 📗 goes ❗ (Nah, 😠 nah) 😑 Woah-oh-oh I 👀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🌹 the story 📚 goes 🎆

          Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense

            Copypasta of Zwei Ishmael

            Parody of the K’Sante copypasta from LoL but changed into Zwei Ishmael from Limbus Company

            Zwei Ishmael👤237 HP💪4-6 Speed 🤷‍♂️ 20 Defense level up a turn💦 Immune to stagger from damage 🚫Clashable Guard 🛡️ Guard gives 10 self tremor count 🧱 70% extra damage on s3 while defensive stance🌪️29 clash 120 raw damage nuke 🗡️ Has infinite speed for clashing🏃Up to 24 tremor pot infliction s3 aaaaaa

            While I can certainly appreciate the logical framework and meticulous thought process that you’ve employed in constructing your argument

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              While I can certainly appreciate the logical framework and meticulous thought process that you've employed in constructing your argument, and I do recognize the various valid points that emerge from your perspective—many of which align with common theories or widely accepted principles within the given field—upon deeper reflection and careful scrutiny of the nuances involved, I find myself compelled to arrive at a fundamentally different conclusion. This divergence stems not from a simple disagreement on surface-level details but rather from a more foundational difference in the interpretation of key premises, particularly those involving assumptions that, while plausible, are open to multiple interpretations depending on one's broader epistemological or theoretical commitments. Furthermore, the empirical evidence and data that have been presented, while significant, could be analyzed through alternative lenses, yielding insights that are potentially at odds with the ones you're proposing. Taking into account these alternative analyses, and juxtaposing them against your claims, leads me to a position that, although related, diverges in crucial respects from your own. Therefore, in light of these considerations, I must respectfully disagree.