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OH NO! MARUZENSKY’S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT’S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT’S GOING TO-AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN’T CARE!!

    Started as a shitpost in Malay for Maruzensky from Umamusume on Facebook. It was so funny that fans translated it to EN and then JP as a meme. The original FB post had since been taken down.

    Now we're entering the final spurt, folks- OH NO! MARUZENSKY'S SWIMSUIT STRAP LOOKS LIKE IT'S BREAKING, GUYS!! WHAT'S GOING TO- AMAZING!! MARUZENSKY DOESN'T CARE!! MARUZENSKY IS RUNNING FAST AND FURTHER TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE!! MARUZENSKYYY!!

    Japanese version

    さあ、いよいよラストスパートだ、みんな！…おっと！マルゼンスキーの水着のストラップが切れそうだよ、みんな！！どうなっちゃうの… すごい！！マルゼンスキーは気にしない！！マルゼンスキーはゴールに向かってさらに速く、さらに遠くへ走っている！！マルゼンスキーーー！！

    Original (Malay)

    "Sekarang kita memasuki last spurt, saudara-saudar- OH TIDAK! TALI SWIMSUIT MARUZENSKY NAMPAKNYA PUTUS SAUDARA-SAUDARA!! APAKAH YANG AKAN-LUAR BIASA!! MARUZENSKY TIDAK PEDULI!! MARUZENSKY BERLARI MELESAT SEMAKIN CEPAT MENUJU GARIS FINISH!! MARUZENSKYYY!!"

    There’s a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday…

      A touching story
      byu/Jun13 inDotA2
      There's a boy who loves playing Dota 2. On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?" Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's 'Rampage'!" The girl heard it and left. After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift. The boy finally got back his computer & searched for a Dota 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. NOOBS DON'T DESERVE LOVE. 
      I cry evry tiem
      liek if u cri
      Fak em so sed
      i liek cz i cri

      Transfem puppygirl Jesus

        From a Tweet by @girlcel_ who had since privated her Twitter to avoid harassment. 

        puppygirl jesus: y,youre like,,, the coolest person ive ever met,, you're like a goddess,,, i wanna spend the rest of my life serving you..
girl she's getting high with: dude,, aren't you like,, the daughter of god or something? are you allowed to say that..?
puppygirl jesus: [completely out of it] hehee,,, if ur a goddess and im the daughter of god, does that make you my mommyy~
girl she's with: no, dude i- you're hot or whatever like i fw you but,,, i think if i play along with this vibe ill go to hell or smth..
puppygirl jesus: [concerned] o-oh,,, am i getting mommy in trouble? puppy's sorry... y-you can punish me if you want,, i,, im a good girl i can take SO many lashings we can count them if you want we-

        Listen. Please dont down vote me, but im going to bitch and youre going to read it, or youre not.

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          inblackmagicfuckery
          Listen. Please dont down vote me, but im going to bitch and youre going to read it, or youre not. But i need to let this out.

This mother fucker. Dude doing his magic tricks? Ive been seeing him since he started. Which was a rough start. VERY VERY obviously faked videos with everyone in the video aware of what hes doing. Super scripted magic shit or stuff like magic but often like... really obvious stuff. Always had tons of girls in the videos (tho half of them looked like actual meth addicts) and i HATED the videos. Think it was facebook i first found him. I blocked him. Instead of bitching, i blocked. It was the mature move. But then other pages shared his garbage and i blocked all of those too, and it happened lots. But damn i eventually find him on instagram and block him and then other accounts sharing his garbage. Got me at tiktok and damn aas tiktok bad. I eventually had to make new accounts on facebook and tiktok for personal reasons and bumped into him another 12 times. No lie. Its been 12 times in the last year and a half alone, and many times before that. I still find his new accounts or people sharing it every once in a while. Reddit was my only safe place from this guy. I REALLY REALLY dislike him. I dont dislike probably any other "influencer" other than that girl that did tiny hand russian skits or something.

But oh my gosh. I cant believe hes still chasing me. This is a first, finding him on reddit. Im not too surprised. Some people like his stuff, i dont actually watch any of his newer stuff so i have no idea if hes improved. But his older shit i got stuck with was like 5th grade socially awkward me doing a commercial for a school project back in 2007. I pray i dont see him again in this group. Im being dead serious, no exaggeration. This man is the only man i allocate distaste for on earth and it leaves me peace for the rest of the people in the world. End of rant.

Edit: his name is Justin Flom

          Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music.

            Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Madam Herta from HSR.

            Since Herta is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Herta's great boon and in order to return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Herta? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Herta speaks, I listen. If Herta questions, I answer. If Herta orders, I obey. If Herta opines, I agree. If Herta fears, I assure. If Herta hopes, I dream. If Herta is happy, I am jubilant. If Herta is angry, I am apoplectic. If Herta is sad, I am disconsolate. Herta is my ideal, Herta is my romance, Herta is my passion. Herta is my strength, Herta is my compass, Herta is my destination. Herta is my language, Herta is my culture, Herta is my religion. Herta is my ocean, Herta is my mountain, Herta is my sky, Herta is my air, Herta is my sun, Herta is my moon, Herta is my world. Herta is history, Herta is present, Herta is future. If Herta has a million fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Herta has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Herta has ten fans, I am one of them. If Herta has only one fan, that is me. If Herta has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Herta, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Herta, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Herta until my very last breath; our children will love, cherish and protect Herta until their very last breath.

            I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy.

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              I believe Zonic deserves MVP more than Monesy. He was extremely consistent with fist bumps and shouting: "Nice boys!" after each won round. Worked hard for each $ from his salary . Not his fault Niko can't kill players from behind .