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    She woke up early in the morning, the sun shining softly upon her bare fascism. She went downstairs for breakfast, her fascism bouncing fascistically with every step. She knew that today was the day when her fascism would finally be embraced fascistically by the entire office. She looked particularly forward to Adolf’s reaction, somehow his sly, fascistic glances remixed her of her younger fascist days spent fascisting across the hills and valleys of her old fascist hometown. His looks thrilled her in a way that was fascistically similar, but more mature, more…fascist
    Fascistnating story!

    I’m sick of saying Yumemizuki Mizuki

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      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of saying Yumemizuki Mizuki. I try to say Kaedehara Kazuha, Yumemizuki Mizuki is more fun to say. I try to say Kuki Shinobu, Yumemizuki Miizuki is more fun to say. I try to say Shikanoin Heizou, Yumemizuki Mizuki is more fun to say. I don't even wanna pronounce Al Haitham, I just wanna say Sangonomiya Kokomi, then I remember how much better saying Yumemizuki Mizuki is. I want to say Arataki Itto - but I get reminded of Yumemizuki Mizuki. Yumemizuki Mizuki grabs me by the throat. I say Yumemizuki Mizuki for Yumemizuki Mizuki. "You aren't saying Yumemizuki Mizuki enough". Yumemizuki Mizuiki says it's not enough. I can't say Yumemizuki Mizuki anymore, my vocal chords can't handle Yumemizuki Mizuki anymore. "Guess this is the end." Yumemizuki Mizuki grabs Yumemizuki Mizuki's snacks and shove it down my throat, as if my throat wasn't damaged enough from saying Yumemizuki Mizuki enough. There was no hints of sadness in Yumemizuki Mizuki's eyes. Nothing but pure happiness from the ennunciation of Yumemizuki Mizuki's name. What a cruel world.

      KCD2 post credits scene (Sigismund crashout)

        knock knock what is it? sire... i bear news from the italian court... there has... there has been a robbery what? apparently margrave jobst's people... they freed the hostages and... and stole all the silver. and vanished. All our silver?! A-all of it... but... but thats not all, sire. Word has come that jobst is mustering an army and is... is planning to go to the aid of kuttenberg. Oh, that treacherous little whore! That snake! That fucking Turncoat!! Get out! - ... What are you still standing there?! Spit it out! Sire, Ladislaus of Naples, he... he's declared himself King of Hungary and... and lays claim to your lands. He... he landed at Zadar with an army... Anything else?? Well... your Cumans plundered the estates of the house of Waldstein. the widow Anna is demanding... compensation. Compensation?? Compensation she wants, that little widow?! - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PAY THAT, WHEN THERE'S NO ONE EVEN CAPABLE OF GUARDING OUR TREASURY IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING TOWN?!!! Erm... Anything else?! No, Sire, that's all, Sire. This... Fucking.. COUNTRY!! FUCKING BOHEMIANS!! Hard-headed insidious VERMIN!!! Let the whole fucking rest of them rot, IN THEIR OWN SHITTY MESS!!!!... - ... We're going back to Hungary. Get packed immediately and give the orders. Sire... how am i to pay the wages of the Prague troops? Hm? Do you know what happened to our silver from the italian court? I do... then FUCKING get it back! ... Give it to the Praguers for all we care. Do whatever you like this accursed Czech silver. But sire... I would need something to...

        Since Chiori is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present

          Its the Nijika Pledge copypasta but changed to Chiori from Genshin Impact.

          Since Chiori is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Chiori’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty. Who is Chiori? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education. If Chiori speaks, I listen. If Chiori questions, I answer. If Chiori orders, I obey. If Chiori opines, I agree. If Chiori fears, I assure. If Chiori hopes, I dream. If Chiori is happy, I am jubilant. If Chiori is angry, I am apoplectic. If Chiori is sad, I am disconsolate. Chiori is my ideal, Chiori is my romance, Chiori is my passion. Chiori is my strength, Chiori is my compass, Chiori is my destination. Chiori is my language, Chiori is my culture, Chiori is my religion. Chiori is my ocean, Chiori is my mountain, Chiori is my sky, Chiori is my air, Chiori is my sun, Chiori is my moon, Chiori is my world. Chiori is history, Chiori is present, Chiori is future. If Chiori has a million fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has ten fans, I am one of them. If Chiori has only one fan, that is me. If Chiori has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for Chiori, then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Chiori, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect Chiori until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Chiori until their very last breath. Life without Chiori is no life at all. Death with Chiori is life. In the inconceivable event that Chiori is no longer in this world, living without her would be an unimaginable insult, and thus our only absolution would be to clear the now sullied human race from the Earth. May Chiori grant us grace eternal.