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azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

    azk copypasta

    It’s an old CSGO meme from HLTV, there was a thread at one point where someone suggested that AZK join Titan because he was a really good player and because he speaks French. The first reply was “azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars”.

    azk he is the north American player but the titan he is the French stars

    N4RRATE

    N4RRATE 
    n4rrate he is the french player but the sentinels he is the north americans stars.

    How I scammed A destiny Viewer

      Its a joke posted on the HasanAbi subreddit but some people actually thought it was real. Both streamers, Hassan and Destiny are known to have beef against each other. 

      Hassanheads, you're gonna love this. So I buy cannabis pretty regularly, and a few days ago, I met this delivery guy who seemed pretty cool. We started talking about his job, and I felt like we were connecting. But then I asked him what podcasts he listened to while he drives, and he mentioned destiny. Instantly, I knew I was dealing with a deranged weirdo, and any connection that was there was gone. I sort of gave him an "ahhhhh" that tried to convey my judgement appropriately. Then, this awkward, bumbling loser tried to make conversation by asking me who I listened to, and I, of course, said hasanabi, the voice for the left. He said something like "Oh I like him too!", but I already knew who he was really a fan of. As we finished our business, I put the 20$ that I was going to use to tip weirdo back into my pocket, and went back inside. Boy am I glad I held off. I hope that guy learns what being a destiny fan will bring him 😠😠😠

      As a mathematician I often get laid. My supremus brain excites most women.

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        As a mathematician I often get laid. My supremus brain excites most women. They are of course thirsting when they see me doing linear algebra and solving non linear differential equations.

As soon as they witness my flawless integration by parts or catch a glimpse of my mastery of Fourier transforms, it’s game over. Nothing makes a heart race like a perfect matrix inversion or a smooth tensor contraction. And don’t even get me started on the frenzy caused by a well constructed proof by induction, pure pandemonium! My calculations aren’t the only thing that multiplies rapidly, if you know what I mean.

So yeah, math? It’s the ultimate aphrodisiac. I often get, uh, rewarded while I’m deep in thought solving conjectures. It’s like the ultimate performance enhancer! And let’s not forget: this brainpower doesn’t discriminate; even men can’t resist the gravitational pull of my mathematical prowess. Turns out, math is the universal attractor! Physics are nothing compared to the sheer appeal of mathematics.

Haha

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to make love to my beautiful third wife, blessed with curves as striking as a Gaussian bell curve and assets that defy Euclidean geometry. While doing so, I’ll be mentally integrating functions in Schwartz distributions, because who says you can’t multitask? But of course only a real mathematician could be as efficient as me.

        Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok)

          Its the Dori copypasta from Genshin Impact featured in Zy0x stream.

          Dori (yeah) Let me tell you a story (ok) You will be sorry (yeah) for messing with Dori (ok yeah) [A bit later into the song] Ok ok I heal (yeah) Worse than Kuki? Ok. But you’ll be shooky when I electrify you

          Fubuki glasses

            Hololive Fubuki copypasta response to glasses

            The glasses copypasta started by Fubuki from Hololive. It was a bit where she had a limited amount of time to talk about stuff she likes and she picked “2D Glasses-Wearing Characters”. The specific moment can be found on a co-stream featuring Fubuki, Marine and Luna spoken in JP but fan translation of the clip can be found everywhere.

            Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?