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I just want to be a hard boy

    Its a circlejerk of the ‘I want to be a soft girl’ post on r/biglaw but from a man’s perspective.

    My plan isn’t to stay in Biglaw. I’ve been in it for around a year, and I can honestly say, it doesn’t suit my personality. Working in an office and typing emails does not fit into the hard boy aesthetic I’m meant for. I realized this the other night when I had a dream about sending an email to a partner. I used to dream about hard boy things like motorcycles and sex (with women). My dream would be to limit my time working on soft boy things like editing documents to three days a week and then do hard boy things the rest of the time like working on muscle cars, woodworking and drinking copious amounts of whiskey. Is it even a thing to work three days a week as a lawyer? It’s not really about the money. I just want to be a hard boy again.

    I just want to be a soft girl

    Stated on a post on r/biglaw, it got heavily meme-d due to unrealistic expectations and the description of “soft girl aesthetic”.

    My plan isn’t to stay in BigLaw. I’ve been in it for around a year now, and I can honestly say, it doesn’t suit my personality. Staying up late and stressing over emails while I’m asleep does not fit into the soft girl aesthetic I’m meant for. This truly is just a garbage post, but my dream is to work 3 days a week, reasonable hours, and be able to pursue hobbies outside of work. Is it even a thing, being able to work 3 days as a lawyer? It’s not really about the money for me.

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      This gave me: Acne, AIDS, Allergies…

        This gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· Allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· Anal abscesses
· Anal Cancer
· Anal Itching
· Anal Tear
· Anxiety disorders
· Arthritis
· Asthma
· Astigmatism
· Autism
· Autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· Bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· Bipolar disorder
· Body odors
· Bone cancer
· Bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· Bloating
· Brain cancer
· Brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· Breast cancer
· Candidacies
· Cataracts
· Carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· Celiac disease
· Cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· Chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· Chronic illness
· Cold sores
· Colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· Constipation
· Common cold
· COPD
· Cough
· Crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· Cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· Dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection

        Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ

          Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours…well, I find them to be amusing.

What’s that? A free sample of your store’s new crispened potato snacks? Not necessary. I’ve already calculated its flavor in my head. Mmm…perhaps a little more Sodium Chloride next time…

          Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki

            Call me crazy but is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon? 
            Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?

            Opens this shit up and doesn’t even skip a beat.

              Dan Clancy is Twitch CEO

              From one of the comments reacting to a clip of Twitch CEO showing a new feature for Twitch but his feed is all gooner content. 

              Opens this shit up and doesn't even skip a beat. What you're witnessing here is an advanced coomer hiding their power level, like a man who doesn't flinch when a crazy person on the train gets in his face. You don't get there overnight. It takes years, decades maybe, of consistent gooning to be able to open that shit up and not make some sort of movement or sound. This is a man who has gooned close to the sun and survived.

"Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young"